Hey! I'm soooooo glad you liked the first chapter!(Thank you my fantastic reviewers!)Well here's ch2, this is one that my friend really wanted me to put up. A special thanks to my little brother, who helped me come up with this fic. Love you lil bro!
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Harry and Ron's Adventures at the Movies
Ch 2: Harry left me at the movies
When we last left our beloved heroes, Harry had just thought of an evil plan to get them into the R-rated movie. Will his diabolical scheme prevail? Lets find out shall we?
"Muhahahahhahahahha!"
"Um… Harry?"
"Yes my partner in crime?"
"You're doing it again,"
"Doing what?"
"The evil thing, you're doing it again"
"Oh right sorry. Thank goodness you're here Ron, I don't know what I'd do without you."
Ron however, was not at all paying attention and was too busy talking to a little squirrel he had named Herbert.
"Yes, I think my shoes look nice too Herbert."
"Ron, I'm Harry not Herbert," said Harry
"I wasn't talking to you, I was talking to my new friend Herbert here." replied Ron
"Forget the squirrel Ron, the movie starts in half an hour that gives us plenty of time to put my ingenious plan to work."
"Ok Harry we're all ears."
"Ron the squirrel isn't apart of the plan."
"Oh, sorry Herbert." the squirrel looked at Harry then at Ron and sulked off.
"Ok back to my flawless plot!" said Harry evilly "first we buy 2 extra large trench coats from that clothing store over there, next we get really high platform shoes and some fake mustaches and-"
"Harry, cant we just use magic to change our appearance?" interrupted Ron
"No, that would be taking the easy way out. This way is much more sneaker and creative-"
"Well actually I was watching a cartoon show once and I could have sworn that they did the exact same-"
"Will you stop interrupting me! And besides, that doesn't matter. All that matters now is that we get into that movie!"
Meanwhile at Hogwarts
"Were are those 2," thought a certain potions master. "Detention started 20 minutes ago and they're late."
Suddenly a small owl flew through the door. "I wonder what this could be?" he thought aloud. The owl landed and handed Snape the message. He read the message and grinned wickedly:
Dear Snape,
Harry told me not to write this to you but I thought you were going to get worried so I wrote it anyway. Harry and I have decided to skip detention and go to the movies to see "Bloody Gory Mayhem Number 2 Ultimate Doom Fest" I hope you're not too upset with us and if you want you can join us!
Love,
Ron
"Stupid boy." he thought as he threw the letter in the trash. "Severus!" came a hiss from the fireplace, "Severus! I know you can hear me!" Snape glanced at the fire and saw none other than the face of the dark lord himself. "My lord," Snape said, as he bowed "I didn't expect to see you so soon."
"Yes well anyway I need you to do a favor for me,"
"Of course my lord, I await your command."
"I need you to make sure Harry Potter finds his pillow at the movies"
"What?"
"Make sure Harry Potter discovers his pillow at the movies."
"Um… why?"
"Because its all part of my super duper evil plan that's why!"
"Yes but why his pillow?"
"What sane person doesn't trust their own pillow? It's the perfect trap! Harry won't suspect a thing!"
"Um… ok I'll do that," Snape said nervously "Is it me or has Voldemort run out of diabolical schemes." he thought.
Snape walked out to the teacher's parking lot, with Harry's pillow, keys out and ready to jump in his car as quickly as possible, but to his surprise his car was missing. All that he could find was another note from Ron:
Dear Snape,
Borrowed your car. Hope you don't mind. If you do then we're really sorry.
Love,
Ron
Snape looked like he was about to explode. "THOSE VILE IRRITATING LITTLE- oh look a nickel! It's my lucky day! What? Oh yes, BRATS!" He screamed. "WHEN I GET MY HANDS ON THEM I'M GOING TO-"
As you can see Snape is not the happiest of campers right now, but enough of him lets see if Harry's ingenious little plan worked.
Back to the Movies
"Harry, are you sure this will work?"
"Of course Ron! Its fool proof! Besides I'm the hero and as everyone knows the hero's plan always works out in the end." Harry posed valiantly looking almighty and powerful.
"Well, what about Star Wars when Anikin accidentally kills his wife while trying to save her and turns evil and-"
"Stop finding loopholes in my plans!" said Harry, annoyed.
"Yes sorry master,"
"And I'm not your master I'm your best friend."
"Sorry again."
"STOP APOLOGIZING!"
"EEEP!" Ron cowered in a corner.
"C'mon Ron we're on a time limit." said Harry rolling his eyes
Mean while
"That's it Potter go to the ticket booth. There you'll find your pillow, and meet your doom!…in some unknown way." said a dark figure, hidden in the spooky, shadowy, shadows.
Harry and Ron made their way to the ticket booth. All of a sudden Harry tripped and fell over a strangely soft, familiar object. "What in the world?" said Harry as he stood up which was quite difficult due to the fact he was wearing a coat that was way too big for him and platform shoes. When he finally did manage to stand up he examined the thing that had tripped him. "A pillow?" he said puzzled and looked a bit closer. "Oh my god!"
"What's wrong Harry?" questioned Ron
"Ron, what's my pillow doing here?"
"Harry that could be any body's pillow."
"I don't think any one else would have a pillow that says: Harry Potter Gryffindor Seeker."
"I'm hungry." Ron stated.
"You're going to drive me crazy Ron, you know that?" sighed Harry
"I could go for a candy bar right about now."
"You can get a candy bar when we get into the theater."
"Almighty!" Ron replied gleefully.
"May I help you?" came the bored voice of the ticket dude.
"We're next Ron, let me do all the talking." Harry whispered in Ron's ear. He cleared his throat and tried to make it sound as low as possible "yes, can I get 2 adult tickets to Bloody Gory Mayhem Number 2: Ultimate Doom Fest, please." Harry paid the ticket guy, and was handed the tickets.
"Alright here you are sir," said the guy.
"Thank you!" said Ron which earned him a jab in the side from Harry "oops!" he coughed and deepened his voice "I mean thank you." he said in a lower tone. The ticket man watched with a confused expression as they walked off.
"Harry I've got no more money, will you buy me some candy?"
"Why do I always have to get you stuff. You're constantly run out of money, one of these days I'm just going to say no and you're just going to have to deal with it." complained Harry
"Thanks Harry!" replied the simpleton. Harry rolled his eyes and again got out his wallet. "Hold this for me while I'm in line." Harry handed Ron his pillow.
"Ok I'm waiting right here!" he stated happily. Harry walked over and got into the long line. Bad idea. Ron, being a few brain cells short of what you and I would call average, quickly forgot were Harry had gone, and began to panic. "Harry! Were are yyyyooouuuu!" he shouted. "Harry left me at the movies! I've been ditched! Why! Oh the inhumanity! He left me at the movies all alone with nothing but his pillow to talk to! Why! Why! Whhyyyyyyy!" Ron began to go into the fetal position when Harry walked up.
"Ron! What happened? Are you ok!"
"Am I ok! You left me at the movies! How could you!"
"Ron I was getting us candy remember?"
"Harry you left me at the movies! You left me! Wwwwhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Ron wailed overdramatically. Harry rubbed his temples before shouting. "RON!"
"Sniff-what?-sniff"
"Ron I told you I was getting candy!"
"Oh that's right! I think I remember now!"
"Ron! What did the doctor say about thinking!" Harry said in a mother like tone.
"That I'll get massive, uncontrollable headaches."
"Good boy!" Harry threw Ron a cookie
"Oh boy! Cookies!"
Harry and Ron walked into the numbered door and sat down. But little did they know that they were being followed by an unknown figure that you probably should have guessed by now as Professor Snape.
"Soon potter, soon you shall fall to the evil trap-what ever it is- that the dark lord has set for you! Muhahahahahhahaha!" cackled Snape "oh fudge nuggets! I said I wanted extra butter on my popcorn! Stupid muggles!"
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee! Ok ch2 is done, but fear not my friends there's still more to come! Please review!