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Harry and Ron's Adventures at the Movies

Ch 3: Of Pillows and Scary Movies

We last left our friends theyweresitting in the theater waiting for the movie to start. Yay! Unfortunately for them a sinister plan is about to take action. Oh no! Let's see if the great Harry Potter can get out of this one.

"Here it is! My one and only chance to strike and kill Harry Potter once and for all! muhahahahhahaha!" came an evil voice from Harry's pillow.

"Ron?"

"Yes Harry?"

"Why is my pillow laughing maniacally?"

"What? Harry, you're hearing things," replied Ron

"No I swear my pillow's laughing!"

"hahahhahahahaha!" said the pillow

"There it is again!"

"hahahahhaha- wha? Oh cheese! I've been discovered!"

"Alright who ever you are, show your self!" Harry said to the pillow

"Fine!" said Voldemort coming out of the pillow "You've caught me! CURSE YOU HARRY POTTER AND THAT RED HAIRED GUY!"

"His name is Ron,"

"Yes Harry?"

"Ron Voldemort just came out of my pillow!"

"Harry, that's just as silly as you and me doing magic."

"Ron, we can do magic we're wizards remember?"

"Oh right! Yes! Cherry pie!"

"Cherry pie?" Voldemort sweatdroped.

"Stop it you're making me hungry!" Harry yelled.

Suddenly the movie began to start. "Ooooooooooooo! Is this Bloody Gory Mayhem Number 2: Ultimate Doom Fest?" said Voldemort excitedly.

"You bet it is!" said Harry just as excited.

"Tell me when it's over." Said Ron as he covered his eyes.

As Harry and Voldemort watched they became mortified, they'd never seen anything scarier, gorier, and chaotic as this. Ron how ever was enjoying every minute of it. He glanced over and saw Harry and Voldemort hugging frozen in fear. "Aww c'mon guys it wasn't that bad." He said when it ended. "I'm never going to sleep well again." Harry stated.

"I'm in my happy place. I'm in my happy place." Said Voldemort like some one who needed therapy.

"You guys are such sissies." Said Ron as he rolled his eyes.

The two looked at Ron in shock. "Ron? Weren't you about to wet your pants a few hours ago?"

"Don't be a silly dilly Harry, turtles can't fly!"

"And to think I actually had hope for him." Voldemort said to Harry

The three exited the theater and began to spread all sorts of havoc. Meanwhile Snape had just woken up from a rather enjoyable dream, when he realized that his targets had already left the theater. "Crap!" he cursed to himself. "You idiot you let them get away! I must stay focused they couldn't have gotten far." He bean to cackle evilly.

Back with our three favorite nitwits

"What are we going to do now?" wined Ron.

"Well, we can torture innocent people, and then kick puppies that live in the gutter!" said Voldemort excitedly.

"Thats not very nice," he replied.

"Who cares!"

"Um...by the way, Voldemort why are you still hanging out with us? I thought you wanted us dead," questioned Harry.

"Well you see... um...uhhhhh...ummm...uuuuuhhhhhhhh..."

"Just get on with it!"

"I never got to hang out with my friends!" he sobbed, "Infact we never did anything fun, all we did was plot my revenge and had evil tea parties!"

"Evil tea parties?"

"Its not what you think! They were very evil!"

"ok..."

Yah, I know it was short, but there is more to come!

CH 4 is coming soon!

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