Priya: And I'm back for another RC9GN shot! Finally finished Kang's Jealous, requested by KagamiPINKAgreste! I hope you like it.
Author's Game Answer: Congratulations, Cristina Correa! The answer is Evil Julian (or Ghoulian)! Thank you for playing the game. ^^
Review Responses (Thank you ^^ ):
(Not So Ruined Birthday) Ritsel Abuan: Wow, that's… actually an interesting idea. It would be 50% weird and 50% hilarious to know what the two superhero teens would think of XD. I'll work on it (Probably after I make a few one-shots that I'm planning on writing right now), but I will be 100% certain that there will be no Marinette x Randy.
(There might never be one unless someone requests it, I mean, I can also do RC9GN x M:LB&CN (or any crossover you'd like) ships, but I seriously don't do bxb/gxg ships, sorry gay shippers ;^;)
(Not So Ruined Birthday) KagamiPINKAgreste: I can understand that your OTP for Randy is Rachel, and only Rachel. I can say that myself when I used to ship Randy with Theresa as my OTP, then slowly turned into Heidiham, then no OTP at all (Honestly, I didn't really think much about Rachel x Randy up until I re-watched 'Ninjafan' and the Halloween episode). Happy to know you liked it when it's mostly Rachel's POV! :D
Hehe, it is a shocker that Debbie Kang's skeptical, am I right? -3-"
Yep, adding the Creep on that one was just the start, you may or may not be seeing/reading him in every scene once in a while (take note, I'll always describe him with a cowboy hat, hehe!) Really sorry, but I had to add a little RxR (I don't even know the ship name of Rachel and Randy, like seriously-) on that bit, even though it really isn't an RxR shot, but I just find it fitting to say they are friends on that shot. ^^ 100% agree with the Howard part, that was pretty cruel.
Hehe, I meant to give the other shipper's of Julian or Rachel mixed feelings.
(Not So Ruined Birthday) Cristina Correa: Thank you! I was actually questioning halfway through on what her present should be and viola! Congrats, you got the answer right! ^^
- Warning: Mexican Death Bears
- Major Weinerkang! (Slight Fowlerham and RxR-)
Summary: Debbie is furious and Howard had to pay back ten-folds.
"Alright, I got the tickets!" Rachel said to Debbie and Theresa as the clarinet girl ran, waving her hand with three tickets for emphasis.
After walking Rachel home to get the ticket entrance for the amusement park, the girl trio strolled on to reach Whoopee World, *the happiest place in Norrisville. While they walked down the streets, they talked about their activities, what they were going to buy, and such. It was a great time, no distractions could ruin the day any more, could there?
Apparently, there is, as the young editor of NHS, Debbie Kang, was still being plagued by the memory of what had happened earlier this morning. She already forgot it earlier in gym class, so why is she being plagued by it again? Huh, probably the fact that Coach Green made them jump a rope of burning flames that she forgot about it, but that's besides the point. Why does she keep remembering that scene?
What is wrong with her?
Why couldn't she just let that memory go?
It's not like she's upset about it or anything, is she?
Those were the questions that happen to come by her every now and then to attack her while she tries to calmly converse with her girl-friends, but those little interrogations of herself will not let her day be ruined any longer. She was going to have a nice time with Theresa and Rachel, her best friends, in Whoopee Worl-
"Hey, isn't that Howard and Randy?" the clarinet girl asked.
"Yeah, and what's Morgan doing here?" the baton twirler questioned as well.
Great…
The universe must be against Debbie today. Could this day get any worse for our poor Mexican Death Bear lover? Well apparently, it could as she can feel her blood boil and her hands clenched into fists when she saw the said people her friends were merely talking about.
"Ugh, how did you even manage to get her to come here?" from a distance, the three girls heard Randy ask Howard with a curious look on his face.
Howard hummed, "Well, you can say I am the man," he said as he pointed a thumb at the Dancing Fish leader, who had a look of pure boredom and annoyance, and another thumb at himself.
Howard instantly went towards Morgan right after the said Junior scoffed, "Say, lady, wanna go ride on the newest roller coaster?" he asked with an awkward accent.
Morgan could only glare at the obese freshman, "Ugh, you're going to have to pay for the ride, freshman," she said in her casual tone, a bit of exasperation audible to how she said it.
Howard then left with Morgan by his side. How sweet is that? Not so sweet if you ask Debbie. She can feel herself gritting her teeth by now, and she doesn't even know why!?
"Uh, Debbie, are you ok?" Theresa asked, tugging the young editor's sleeve.
Randy walked near the girl trio, "Hey girls, can I tag along for the meantime while Howard's chilling with Morgan?" he asked in a casual and fatigue way. Secretly scolding and wondering to himself where in the land of shadows did he had the guts to ask three girls if he could hang out with them-
Theresa and Rachel were going to answer when Debbie piped up, "Can I just ask, what is that?" Debbie said as she sternly pointed at the two students who were in line from a tall roller coaster, emphasizing the word 'that'.
Randy was confused but couldn't care less, "Oh, that? Howard just got himself a date, if you know what I mean," Randy said as he emphasized the 'date' part, not really paying attention to the green gas that was enveloping the dark blue-haired girl.
Once Randy had noticed the stank, however, Debbie was already turned into a monster. Everyone started screaming and ran away. Randy's eyes went wide, and so did the other girls. Debbie roared in a barbaric way as she rushed at a teddy bear game and tore it to pieces, it was fortunate no one was there.
"What the juice?!" Randy exclaimed as he backed away with the other girls. A minute ago, he was talking to Debbie like a normal person, and now she turned into a Mexican-Death-Bear-monster?!
Debbie started to look around, like she was trying to find a certain prey. She then stopped looking around as she had found, what Randy assumed, her target. Stanked Debbie started to walk nearer on a roller coaster while a few people screamed. Wait a minute, Howard and Morgan are in that roller coaster! Well, this is bad.
"Debbie! What has gotten into you?" cupping his mouth, Randy yelled at the stanked version of her friend, but it didn't help as the bear-like student kept inching away from the three and nearing Howard and Morgan on the roller coaster. Stank Debbie then turned to face Randy and the two girls, picking up what looked like a stick to her (but actually, it's a large chunk of a tree), and threw it at them. On high alerts, Randy ducked down, doing the same to the girls who were traumatized to move.
"How do I de-stank her?" Randy asked himself. However, the two girls heard.
"What?" said Theresa and Rachel in unison. Realizing there are still other people beside him, he couldn't just go ninja out. Thinking of a plan to get the two away from here, he realized he doesn't even know why Debbie got stanked, which leads to him asking the two.
"Okay, quick question, maybe not too important," Randy sheepishly snickered, "Uh, but, how did Debbie get so upset?" he asked, trying not to look at the two girls and kept his eyes at the stanked student that was nearing her way to the roller coaster ride.
Theresa and Rachel looked at each other, confused, before looking back at Randy. "Well, we don't really know why," Theresa began as Rachel continued, "But it has to do with Howard being with Morgan, or something."
Randy blinked. If it were possible to laugh at a situation like this, he would. Right now, however, Randy had to take action, "Alright, thanks," he said as he stood up. Suddenly, a hand held onto his, "Wait!" said Theresa, it was safe to say Randy was caught-off guard by this, "Where are you going?" she asked.
Randy bashfully rubbed the back of his neck, "Uh, going to, um, get help!" he stuttered, hoping for some fresh air as he felt his face heat up. Randy tried to get Theresa's hand off of his, but her grip was strong and warm, to say the least. "Um, Theresa, I'm gonna need you to let go of my hand, please," Randy awkwardly said, pointing his free-hand on the one Theresa was holding.
Theresa noticed, "Oh!" she said, quickly letting go, "Right, sorry," she said sheepishly. Randy nodded and headed off. Theresa sighed dreamily, holding her warm hand, while Rachel slightly scoffed.
Back with Debbie Kang
Right now, Debbie was all means full of hatred. It was probably because of the stank that engulfed her with even more anger, or the fact that she can see Howard and Morgan, ready to launch on the roller coaster. Oh no, she won't even dare to let that happen. Before the roller coaster instructor could even say "Put your seat belts on", an inhuman roar was heard from the nearby restaurant at Whoopee World to the roller coaster that Howard and Morgan were in.
"What the juice?" Howard asked as he looked around for the source of the screech. Once he spotted the person- or non-person- who roared in such a savage way, his jaw dropped and eyes widened. There's a stanked monster charging on the place they were in.
Howard quickly stood up and took Morgan out of the roller coaster as everyone, from the ride, started screaming and running away. Howard ran as fast as his little legs could take him. Unfortunately, he wasn't fast enough. Debbie grabbed both Morgan and Howard, in one hand, with ease. Howard yelled in fear, "Where the wonk are you, ninja!?"
Howard started to slowly observe this stank monster, "Dark blue fur, dark blue eyes," Howard said casually, "I feel like I'm forgetting something," he hummed. Stanked-Debbie then roared at him, Howard nodded his head normally, "Oh, right, Mexican Death Bear vibes," he said in the most normal tone he could muster. He snapped in realization, "WHAT THE HONK!? DEBBIE KANG?!" he yelled at the top of his lungs, kicking his legs back and forth.
"Hey, watch the legs, freshman," Morgan said in an annoyed tone. Howard sheepishly smiled, "Heh, sorry," he said, "I wouldn't be panicking right now if SCOOPS KANG ISN'T HERE TRYING TO KILL US!" he suddenly yelled, earning an eye-roll from the junior.
Debbie roared before someone yelled out, "Smoke bomb!" The ninja showed up in a cloud of red smoke.
Howard gasped, "Ninja!" he yelled out with thankful eyes, then his tone changed, "Where the honk have you been!? And why is Nerd Ball Kang a Mexican Death Bear trying to ruin my date with the lady here?" Howard yelled out, rather than ask. Debbie started to roar louder at Howard while Morgan just scoffed at the heavy-set teen.
"Yeah, I'm confused at what's going on here too, but I'm going to fix it," Randy, in the ninja suit, said as he took out his sword from his suit and charged at the stanked-editor.
Before Randy could even lay a finger on Stanked Debbie, she flung the poor ninja out of the way as she made her way at the top of the roller coaster.
Randy groaned as he got his footing back. "How am I supposed to destank her?" he asked himself, now realizing that Debbie didn't have a prized possession. Thinking back to his last conversation with the girls, he instantly remembered something he thought would be important.
Flashback to a few minutes ago…
"But it has to do with Howard being with Morgan, or something."
That's it! Randy quickly grabbed his scarf, saying "Ninja swing!" as he threw it on a nearby lamp-post and swung himself to reach the three students. Once he did he landed in a far distance from Stanked-Debbie.
"Howard! You have to come clean!" Randy yelled out to the screaming boy. Howard stopped screaming to look at the red and black clothed-teen, "Are you crazy?! Even if I honking come clean, I'll still be shoobed up!" Howard said, "Besides, I think it isn't that bad," he nervously stated.
"She's going to drop both of you if you don't do it!" Randy yelled in frustration, waving his arms violently for emphasis.
Howard looked at the ninja, then Debbie Kang, and back to the ninja. He groaned, "Ugh, fine," he said as he turned his view back to the stanked Mexican Death Bear, "I may, or may not, have paid Morgan to come with me so you can see me with her so I can make you jealous," Howard said in the most quickest way possible.
Stanked-Debbie blinked. What did he say? Debbie wasn't quite sure if she heard that right, so she continued to shake the poor heavy-set teen. Howard screamed, "Ok, ok! I also dared Morgan that I will pay her to come here with me because I overheard you and the others were coming here!" he admitted.
Ok, he wonked up real bad. Howard had to admit that, from all the sayings Randy told him that it was a bad idea, he gets the point now. What Howard doesn't get is that Debbie is still stanked and wants to destroy him. Howard's eyes widened, "Ninja, it isn't working!" he yelled at the ninja, who was a good distance away from the scene that was happening on top of the roller-coaster.
"Well, there's nothing to destank her! She has no prized possession!" Randy yelled. True to his words, he can absolutely see that Debbie was stanked with no prized possession on her.
Oh boy, they are messed up. "How do you destank a student with no prized possession?" Randy asked himself, "I mean, sure we've done this before with Dicky but-" Randy was about to finish, but was cut off by his idea. He gasped, "That's it!" he said to himself. "That's what!?" Howard yelled as he heard Randy talking to himself from a distance.
"You have to pay ten-folds!" cupping his hands to his mouth, Randy yelled.
"How am I supposed to-" Howard was about to ask when realization struck him, "Oh, you don't mean" "I do," the ninja said with a smirk that is not visible, but Howard knew that he was.
Howard groaned, "You so owe me for this!" Howard yelled as he faced Stanked-Debbie. Howard gulped, a slight hue creeping up to his face as he quickly pecked the stanked student in the cheek.
Debbie was caught off guard on that and instantly felt relieved when he did that. Slowly, the green stank started to leave and the stanked monster turned back into Debbie Kang.
Randy quickly grabbing the three students with his scarf, slowly went down the roller coaster.
A few minutes later
"What happened?" Debbie asked her two besties, rubbing her throbbing forehead.
The ninja had smoke bombed away once he had dropped the three students down on the ground. While he had left, Debbie's head was pounding as she had the most commonly known as "stank-nesia".
"Well, you turned into a monster," Rachel said.
"Because of Howard," Theresa added.
"Nearly broke half of the amusement park and stayed on top of the tallest roller coaster with Howard and Morgan in hand," Rachel replied.
"And went back to normal once we saw Howard peck you on the cheek," Theresa finished.
Debbie could only blink, a slow blush starting to form. She looked away as she couldn't stand the smirks her friends were giving her.
Did that really happen? Well, only one way to find out now, since Randy and Howard were seen walking near them.
"So," Howard began awkwardly, scratching the back of his neck.
Debbie instantly scoffed, hiding her face with one hand, "We are never talking about this ever again," she said as she left with Rachel and Theresa.
They left the two boys alone (Rachel went back to give Randy a quick hug, leaving him lovestruck). "So, what now?" Howard asked the purple-haired boy, who was still in a dreamy state. "I'm thinking maybe some Grave Punchers," Randy answered. The two freshmen did their complicated handshake as they started walking away, until they heard an "Ahem".
"You still need to pay up, Weinerman."
Priya: And done, Finally! Finished Kang's Jealous. Thank you so much for reading this, I had fun writing the ending! ?
I will not be taking any requests for now, I will be working on some Christmas stuff and other one-shots I have on my pack (Sorry Ritsel Abuan, I'll do your request after all that, that's a promise.).
1st *: I guess it's some sort of reference to Disneyland (or was it Disney World?)
Author's Game:
Q: What is my favorite episode?
A: Debbie Meddle
B: Evil Spirit Week
(Hint: They're both my favorites, but I like one there better.
Have a Merry Christmas! Love y'all!
