This one I did cause I was kinda bored and I just happened to be listening to it at the time.
Play That Funky Music
By: Wild Cherry
Well, Once I was a weak alchemist
Tryin' to bring back my dead mother
We never thought about it
Though Granny thought that we were absurd
But when we tried to do it
Everything became dark and then
The transmutation backfired
And I realized I was missin' a leg
And Al was missin' completely, and mom looked kinda creepy, and just then it hit me; the armor in the corner (Shout it)
Clap your hands together, shorty
Clap your hands together, bean
Clap your hands together, shorty
Get back your brother and go become a State Alchemist
I gave up my right arm
And Alphonse's soul returned
He carried me to Winry's
And we found out they were really concerned
Then Lieutenant Colonel Mustang
Came over and stayed for a sec
And I soon realized
That I needed some limbs made of mech.
And Al was dyin' to come with me, and Gran thought we were silly cause just then it hit me; we needed much more knowledge
Clap your hands together, shorty
Clap your hands together, bean
Clap your hands together, shorty
Burn down your house and go become a State Alchemist
A State
Alchemist
Roy's gonna demonstrate some alchemy now yall
Oh yeah, at first it wasn't easy
Tryin' to calm our restless minds
My legs were kinda shaky
Then Mustang told Al to stay behind
But now it's so much better
We're helpin' out in everyway
But we'll never stop our dreaming'
Of what we promised each other that day
Cause Al was worried and nervous but we put our hands on the surface of s giant transmutation circle and the floor lit up with light
Clap your hands together, shorty
Clap your hands together, bean
Clap your hands together, shorty
Dance around you're the Fullmetal Alchemist now!
Clap your hands
Clap your hands
Hey shout it, "Clap your hands together"
"Clap your hands together"
"Clap your hands together"
Got to clap my hands together
"Clap your hands together"
"Clap your hands together"
"Clap your hands together"
Clap my hands together now
Clap your hands together, shorty
Clap your hands together, bean
Clap your hands together, shorty
Clap your hands together, bean
Clap your hands together, shorty
Clap your hands together, bean
(Repeat until song is over)
Ed sang this one in my mind (I don't know who you thought sung it)! And some back-up singers that insult him a lot, calling him short and bean. And I know Ed would never say "yall." But that's the only thing that would work in that part of the song. Reviews again!