Goldy-ninja
A play by Random Inc
Narrator: Once upon a time, there was a ninja who had a shiny golden (censored) what? I was going to say kunai! Any way, this ninja had a really long, shiny golden (censored again) WHAT! Fine once upon a time there was a ninja with long golden hair.
(Sasuke walks on stage left wearing a golden wig with braids on each side. Audience awes while Sasuke gives them the finger.)
Narrator: And this girl, Goldy-ninja...
Goldy-ninja: I'm not a girl!
Narrator: Anyway, she wanted pudding
Goldy-ninja: What the fuck? Who in there right mind would want pudding?
Narrator: SHUT UP KID! Anyway she
Goldy-ninja: he
Narrator: IT DOSEN'T FUCKIN' MATTER! THE POINT IS THAT YOU WANT
PUDDING!
Goldy-ninja: I don't want pudding. Screw this I'm outta here!
Narrator: Then Goldy-ninja went to the ummm... bathroom? While her...
Goldy-ninja: HEY JACKASS! I'm a guy...HELLO! If I were in the bathroom right now, I'd pee standing UP!
Narrator: beautiful friend Sakura walked by.
(The stage has no movement, the audience is silent.)
Narrator: I said Sakura walked by!
(Stage is silent no movement)
Narrator: SAKURA! GET YOUR ASS OUT HERE!
Sakura: I'm not coming out! I look like a tramp!
Narrator: Oh come on!
(Sakura enters stage left with a skirt that's halfway up her ass. Old man in the front whistles.)
Sakura: UP YOURS!
Old Man: right here babe, right here!
(Sakura kicks old man's ass.)
Narrator: While Sakura was at the umm...where do girls go...um, the beauty parlor, a hero was rising from the ashes!
(Enter, stage right Rock Lee)
Narrator: The Green Batman!
Batman: I am here to save the...hey...is that Gai-sensei? Yes, it is Hi Gai-sensei, watch me fly!
(In his stupid-ass attempt to fly, Rock Lee falls and dies on stage center)
Narrator: Now will be our break from the play, feel free to get refreshments and other oddities to prepare!
Next chapter will be better; I need to get at LEAST 5 good reviews though otherwise I will not continue.