I'm Too Sexy
(Someone was bound to do it someday so it might as well be me!)
By: Right Said Fred
Havoc's too funny for his love,
Too funny for his love,
Thought he can never keep them.
Armstrong's too manly for his shirt,
Too manly for his shirt,
So manly it hurts.
And Roy's too sexy of a man,
Too sexy of a man,
From USA to Japan.
Greed's not too greedy for any party,
Not too greedy for any party,
But there's no way he's disco dancing.
They look like models,
You know what I mean,
And they do some little turns on the sidewalk.
Yeah, on the sidewalk,
On the sidewalk, yeah,
They do their little turns on the sidewalk.
Envy's too fast for any car,
Too fast for any car,
He could out run you by far.
And Ed's too cute to wear a hat,
Too cute to wear a hat,
Whatcha think about that?
They all look like models,
You know what I mean,
And they do their little turns on the sidewalk.
Yeah, on the sidewalk,
On the sidewalk, yeah,
They do some little turns on the sidewalk.
------- too hot for anyone
------- too hot for anyone
------- too hot for anyone
They look like models,
You know what I mean,
And they do their little turns on the sidewalk.
Yeah, on the sidewalk,
On the sidewalk, yeah,
They do their little turns on the sidewalk.
Al's too sweet for any cat,
Too sweet for any cat,
All those pussies, those pussy cats.
Havoc's too funny for his love,
Too funny for his love,
Though he can never keep them.
And they're all too hot for this song.
(Except for Armstrong)
Me: Okay Al! Get over here!
Al: What?
Me: I promised this girl that she could kiss you. Alphonse, meet Kaerin Murasaki!
Kaerin: Hi!
Al: Huh! I'm confused.
Me: Come on! You said you wanted to be popular! Now you get to meet a fan and your questioning yourself! I have to keep my promise you know!
Al: I know but . . . !
Me: (Pushes Al into Kaerin and they kiss)
Me: (Now pulls Al back) Okay, you got your kiss now move along! He's mine! (Huggles on Alphonse)
Alphonse: blushblushblush Man, being popular is more than I expected --'