Jake: Hey everyone, Jake here, with an author note!

Sasuke:Who cares.

Jake:-ignoring Sasuke- Ok, before I go any farther into the story, there's one little thing I want to mention.

Sasuke:And what would that be?

Jake:Well, Sasuke, it's about Kin, Dosu, Zaku, Zabuza, and Haku. In this story, I've decided to have Orochimaru bring them back to life.

Sasuke:Whoop-de-doo.

Jake:-ignoring Sasuke again- And Zabuza and Haku aren't evil...well Haku isn't.

Zabuza:I'm bad to the bone.

Jake:And, uh Haku is now...-a woman busts through the door-

Woman:Jacob, what have you done to me?

Jake:Female. Yes, Haku is now a girl. Orochi screwed up the handsigns, although the jutsu worked, it changed Haku from boy to girl.

Zabuza:OO

Jake:Yea...now I'm gonna leave before Haku kills me. Please review. -runslike lightning-

Hinata:Or you'll hurt my feelings...-puppy dog eyes-