Jake: Hey everyone, Jake here, with an author note!
Sasuke:Who cares.
Jake:-ignoring Sasuke- Ok, before I go any farther into the story, there's one little thing I want to mention.
Sasuke:And what would that be?
Jake:Well, Sasuke, it's about Kin, Dosu, Zaku, Zabuza, and Haku. In this story, I've decided to have Orochimaru bring them back to life.
Sasuke:Whoop-de-doo.
Jake:-ignoring Sasuke again- And Zabuza and Haku aren't evil...well Haku isn't.
Zabuza:I'm bad to the bone.
Jake:And, uh Haku is now...-a woman busts through the door-
Woman:Jacob, what have you done to me?
Jake:Female. Yes, Haku is now a girl. Orochi screwed up the handsigns, although the jutsu worked, it changed Haku from boy to girl.
Zabuza:OO
Jake:Yea...now I'm gonna leave before Haku kills me. Please review. -runslike lightning-
Hinata:Or you'll hurt my feelings...-puppy dog eyes-
