Inspiration from songs strike again! And all in the name of your entertainment!

You Can Call Me Al

By: Paul Simon

Mustang walks down the street

He says why am I soft in the middle now

Why am I soft in the middle

While this snow feels so cold

I need another opportunity

I want a greater premotion

Don't want to end up a cartoon in an anime graveyard

Bone burner, Bone burner

Dogs in the moonlight

Breda screams and runs for the door

Mr. Scaredy

Scardey

"Get these mutts away from me please!"

And across the Gate, Edward is amused once more

If you be my room mate

I could be your long lost bro

I could call you Eddy

And Eddy when you call me

You can call me Al

Ed walks down the street

He says why am I still short anyway

Still so short anyway

And whys this joke still on

Where's my friends and family

What if I die now

Who will fix Alphonse

Now that my brother is gone

Gone

He's still on the other side

With my crazy sweet mechanic girl

All along

Along

We caused incidents and accidents

There were hints and allegations

If you be my room mate

I could be your long lost bro

I could call you Eddy

And Eddy when you call me

You can call me Al

Alphonse walks downs the street

It's a street in a old town

Is this really Liore?

It still seems brand new

It doesn't seem familiar

But it's more modern-y

He seems so foreign now

He is surrounded by sound

Sound

People in the marketplace

Families and orphanages

He looks around

Around

He sees Armstrong in the architecture

Gloating to infinity

And he says "Hey man, how's it goin'?"

If you be my room mate

I could be your long lost bro

I could call you Eddy

And Eddy when you call me

You can call me Al