Okay, I know most of you don't know who this is but he's is a good singer and this song is really funny (It's also really hard to sing. The music goes really fast)
Rapid Roy
(You can tell who this is about already)
By: Jim Croce
Oh Colonel Roy, that Mustang boy
He's too much to believe
He knows that Havoc's got an extra pack of cigarettes
Rolled up in his uniform sleeve
He wants to call the Riza his "Baby"
And sometimes all he says is "Hey"
But every workday afternoon he is a flamin' demon usin' the power of alchemy
Oh Colonel Roy, that Mustang boy
He's the fastest snapper in the land
He says that he learned to create flames
By practicing hard wit his dad
He's like a demolition derby wearing white gloves
And gets money easy in the bank
He's trying to be the big man in Central city
And rule the Military and its tanks
Oh Colonel Roy, that Mustang boy
He's too much to believe
He knows that Havoc's got an extra pack of cigarettes
Rolled up in his uniform sleeve
He wants to call Riza his "Baby"
And sometimes all he says is "Hey"
But every workday afternoon he is a flamin' demon usin the power of alchemy
Oh Roy's so cool that Riza pulls
Her gun triggers all about
Tryin' to protect him from danger
While a cig dangles from Havoc's mouth
He's got dozens of girls hangin' on his arm
But Riza knows that it's okay
Because most everybody knows he is her flamin' demon usin' the power of alchemy
Oh Colonel Roy, that Mustang boy
He's too much to believe
He knows that Havoc's got an extra pack of cigarettes
Rolled up in his uniform sleeve
He wants to call Riza his "Baby"
And sometimes all he says is "Hey"
But every workday afternoon he is a flamin' demon usin the power of alchemy
I have no clue who's supposed to sing this one, maybe one of his men? Hughes (Haha)? I don't know.