Hi readers. Here's something I didn't know. Typing in first person is fricking hard! I couldn't do it! So I went with the easies way I could think of and still keep this chapter Dib POV a journal entry. So here it is:

THE PROLOGUE

Dear Log:

It's been a long time… I don't think Gaz will ever forgive me. I suppose in her eyes I am past redemption. To her I am the lowest of the low. I am worse than a human. I am a human sympathizer, or a human wannabe. I don't mind.

Looking in the mirror at my tall lanky frame its obvious that many years have past but it doesn't feel like that. It still feels like just last weekend I got my first piercing. It seems so little time has past since I found out my true identity. I understand what I am.

Gaz just passed in the hall. She just cursed at me but what else is new? It's clear she's changed too. Not emotionally but she has grown so much over the years. Her purple hair has gotten a lot longer and she's matured in ways I don't like to think about.

It's weird to see the earth boys hitting on her and then watching as she literally hits on them until they bleed. It's also kind of funny. Yeah it's funny until she turns around and hurts me for laughing, I still laugh every time.

I do feel bad about one thing. Gaz will probably never accept her life here on earth. I used to see her just sitting on her bed for hours on end just staring at her necklace and waiting for some sort of response from them. They are never going to call back and I know it and she knows it. I have ruined everything. I know that because she tells me at least once a day.

God it's been so long the world has changed and grown. People are still horrible and stupid and refuse to know the truth! Next year I head off to college and its going to be great. I actually found a university that has a paranormal research course! It will be great to finally be surrounded by intellects almost as great as my own. Of course no one could be as smart as me and my great hybrid brain! I'm not sure what is going to happen to Gaz. I hope one day she will give in and see that even though the people suck and are stupid and bully those who have greater intellects who are forced to go to prom alone because the girls don't want to be seen with him and…and uh this world isn't that bad. I hope she can see that.

I better go. Graduation is in a few hours. I wouldn't miss Zim in that cap and gown six sizes too big for the world! Zim…that's going to be one problem. How do I keep fighting that monster from college? I suppose I can commute. Zim's just as tricky and evil as ever. Just last week he created a high powered magnet so that I would get stuck to it and not be able to stop him. It worked for a while too! Until I thought, "I know! I'll take out my peircings!" so I had to pull out my lip, eyebrow, and ear peircings. That evil monster! I never got them back! I had the coolest one with a swollen eyeball insignia! Jesus! Look at the time! Until next time,

Dib.