Hi, its me again. well i was a little cranky last time...well at 3am, I reserve the right to be cranky...Hey anyway review alright! Hope you like it. Although nothing is happening yet...
Disclaimer: I don't own any characters from Artemis Fowl and if i did i would live in Ireland and have a big fancy manor, just like Arty, except with a pool. but i do own the Bunny.
Artemis looked over the blueprints once again. They were perfect. Absolutely perfect. Oh and genius, let's not forget genius. Artemis walked over to where the pink bunny was imprisoned.
"So, evil rabbit, where did you come from?"
"GO TO HELL!" shouted the evil pink bunny that can talk.
"Who do you work for?"
"DAMN YOU!"
"Well excuse me but is all you can say obscenities!"
"D'ARVIT!"
"Oh, now the rabbit speaks gnomic. Great."
At that moment, Butler walked in carrying an immense amount of tacos. Artemis knew Butler was addicted to Taco Bell and tried to steer clear of Butler, but his efforts were in vain as Butler saw him.
"Arty! Come eat tacos with me! o"
"Err…I already ate and…"
"ARTEMIS FOWL EAT YOUR TACOS THIS INSTANT!"
Artemis despised tacos because of their greasiness and disgustingness, although disgustingness is not a word, he hated tacos. He also hated it when Butler had tacos. Butler went nuts when he ate tacos, it was like an addiction.
"EAT! NOW! TACOS!"
"No Butler. I will not partake in your digestion of tacos. They are greasy and disgusting."
"BRAIN HURT! NEED TACOS!"
Butler hurled himself into a giant pile of tacos. Tacos, thought Artemis, why tacos?
Ding Dong, sounded the doorbell.
Artemis rushed over, eager to get away from Butler. He walked over to the door, and opened it slowly; he tried to remember a time where he had opened the door himself but it seemed Butler had always. He opened it and there stood Holly.
"I…err…forgot the bun-"
Slam! Artemis ran off into the house to hide the bunny.
"Argh!" shouted Holly. She had called the LEP to investigate the destruction of her building (although she knew, but pretended not to know, for insurance purposes) had to sit through Foaly's taunting (he came just to bother her) and then Foaly had the nerve to try and bring that stupid dwarf back to life. Now Artemis was trying to steal the stupid evil bunny. No way in hell.
Artemis heard the explosion from the parlor on the second floor. Holly stood in the exploded doorway looking like she was ready to kill the next unfortunate being to pass by. Alas, that being was Butler.
"Holly! Have some ta-"
"GARRAGH!"
Holly grabbed the tacos and threw them on the ground stomping on them, then turned on Butler who stood in shock and flipped him out the door and into a nearby field.(if there is one nearby, if not then 'a faraway field)
"Oh crap." Said Artemis under his breath.
"ARTEMIS FOWL, GET YOUR DAMN ASS DOWN HERE THIS INSTANT!"
Artemis ran. All the way back to where the bunny and the blueprints were. Surely with his superior intelect Holly would stand no chance. Artemis glanced around the room, his eyes fell on a small pink object.
Perfect.
Yes it is very short. pardon the pun.
Holly: I AM ANGRY AS IT IS DON'T PUSH IT!
Ah...well then...review or i won't write the next chapter!