Okay, this is my very first Naruto and Itachi-based fic, so please go easy on me. Also, I've tweaked the personalities of the Akatsuki members in a comical way, so please tell me if you don't like how I tweaked them. I'm not trying to wreck Itachi in a sense that his fangirls will hunt me right after they read this XD Itachi's a great guy and all, just like his brother! Teehee
At the Akatsuki headquarters
"What? There aren't any missions for us today?" said Kisame, who was strucken in awe
"Unfortunately, yes." Said Sasori, looking as serious as ever. "Since we've got nothing to do for this day, I suggest that the rest of you train. And make sure you train HARD"
"But…but Sasori-chan!" said the chibified Deidara -Okay, I'm going to make him a HE. Don't murder me now XD- "I'm going to be stuck all day with THEM!"
Deidara points at Kisame and Itachi
"Hey now, don't do that to us! We're team mates, remember?" said Kisame, sweatdropping
"Of course Deidara knows that! But you always manage to ruin things up! HMPH" The hmph isn't a typo XD said Deidara in a cute, chibi voice
"Why you little..!" said Kisame, who was provoked by Deidara's words. - -
Kisame brings out his Samehada - -
"Kisame." Said Itachi, looking up from the magazine he was reading. "Don't be such a fool and waste precious stamina and chakra."
"…Yes, Itachi-san" said Kisame, putting back the Samehada into it's rightful container located on his back - -
"Oooh! What is Itachi-chan reading?" said Deidara, taking full interest on the magazine that Itachi was reading
"…Do NOT call me Itachi-CHAN." Said Itachi, feeling all grumpy and moody while concentrating on the magazine he was reading
"I believe he's reading some xxxHolic magazine again O.o" said Kisame, eyeing Itachi with a huge pair of eyes. "Or worse….ICHA ICHA PARADISE" - -
Silence filled the room
Sounds of crickets are heard
"NANI! Itachi-CHAN, I don't believe what Kisame-san said! Please tell me it isn't true!" said Deidara, already on the verge of tears. "Please don't show the whole world that you're planning to ruin the Uchiha clan's pride and name by reading THAT magazine!"
Sasori -Yes, we all know that he's the serious type of guy…but hey! I want to tweak his personality just a LITTLE bit..Mwahaha- tried hard not to laugh over Deidara and Kisame's conversation with Itachi - -
"I don't want to be the bearer of bad tidings, but I'll leave you three here to talk." Said Sasori, walking out of the room
"…….I guess he's still a virgin ," said Deidara. "Anyway..Itachi-CHAN! What's that you're reading?"
Deidara attempts to grab the magazine that Itachi was busy reading - -
In a flash, Itachi quickly hides his magazine and points his sword at Deidara
"What is wrong with you? Can't you see I'm busy reading?" said Itachi, glaring at Deidara - -
Itachi, who is unaware of his surroundings, failed to notice Kisame, who had grabbed the book from the outer pocket of his Akatsuki robe
"Deidara! Success! I've gotten the book! - -
As soon as Kisame looked at the cover, he instantly froze like ice
"GASP. Itachi……WHY?" said Deidara. The look on his face was priceless
Itachi didn't blush, nor say anything. He just kept a calm and cool look on his face
"Oh, that? That's…well, a part of my Total Girl magazine collection." Said Itachi, feeling proud of what he said. -OMG, is he THAT gay!-
"GASP! I-Itachi-CHAN!" cried Deidara, staring hard at the cover, as his mouth was about to utter something nasty. But good thing he controlled himself
Kisame had managed to defroze himself
"ITACHI-SAN!" shouted Kisame, running towards Itachi, with his arms wide open, Preparing to hug him - -
As Kisame was a few inches away from hugging Itachi, Itachi slapped Kisame in the face.Now THAT's something all girly girls would normally do!
"DOUBLE GASP!" said Deidara, wearing that priceless look on his face again
"I don't believe this...i hate to say this….and I don't want to forget this! As I live and breathe, the man who wiped out the entire Uchiha clan is GAY!" said Kisame, having the same priceless face as Deidara
Itachi froze
The word GAY echoed in Itachi's head for about a million times - -
"NOOOO!" shouted Itachi, knowing that his most ultimate secret had been discovered
"Ita-CHAN, Don't tell this is ALL TRUE…?" said Deidara, eyes wideing with fear and shock
"Listen up, you two! If you tell ANYONE, and I repeat, ANYONE about this…I'll make sure the both of you will die in the world of Tsukiyomi!" said Itachi, threatening both Deidara and Kisame
"O-of course we won't!" said Deidara and Kisame reluctantly. "Anything to save our team mate's name and pride!"
"By the way…Itachi-san, can I check out my horoscope? Said Kisame, changing the topic
"Go ahead.." said Itachi, handing Kisame the pink magazine with one of Konoha's gorgeous female models on it
My Kami! HOW TO BE GIRLY IN ONE WEEK! This is absurd! Thought Deidara, reading the horoscopes page that Kisame was reading
"So, my horoscope says: Savor this day -- small victories are just as sweet as large ones. Enjoy them all." Said Kisame, reading his horoscope out loud. "Hey Deidara, want me to read yours?"
"Sure thing, Kisame-san!" said Deidara, smiling
"Alright, here we go!" said Kisame. "Your horoscope as of today is: Live a simple life, so that others may live simply."
"Huh? I don't get it." Said Deidara, question marks suddenly appearing on top of his head
"Oh well…NEVERMIND." Said Kisame. "What about YOURS, Itachi-CHAN? My Kami, Deidara's one contagious guy!"
" I don't know. I haven't read that page yet.." said Itachi seriously, hoping that the two Akatsuki members had forgotten the incident that happened a few minutes ago
"Wait, wait! I wanna read it!" said Deidara, transforming into chibi mode
"Geez..." said Itachi, shaking his head in disgrace. I hate having to put up with a fellow Akatsuki member who gets all cute, childish and chibified..
"Hehehe, Itachi-san's horoscope is gonna be a blast!" said Kisame, snickering at Itachi
Itachi suddenly gives Kisame an evil glare
Kisame froze in fear - -
"Don't be afraid of showing everyone who you truly are. It's better to be true than to be plastic" said Deidara, reading Itachi's horoscope out loud
"WOW. That's awesome fortune telling your girly magazine has, Itachi-san! Your horoscope was kind of related to what happened a while ago!" said Kisame happily
This can't be! Though Itachi, as he started sweating heavily
"Itachi-san, what's wrong?"
"Nothing."
"Are you sure?"
"Yes. Now leave me alone." - -
"Awww, don't worry, Ita-CHAN! You're secret is safe with us!" said Deidara, smiling at Itachi
"Well yes, I know that but…If my brother and all of his friends know that, I may never be able to show my face in public again! And that goes for the annoying hoard of fangirls who chase me around everyday, wanting to give me a make-over!" sad Itachi, lifting an eyebrow
A cliff hanger! I'll be uploading the next chapter when I find more time in my schedule! Please read and review! Opinions, suggestions and critisicms are most welcome! Itachi fangirls, please don't murder me…I'm only human.