Legend:
Characters talking – "Hey"
Characters thinking – "Hey"
Characters talking in dreams – "Hey"
Characters whispering – "Hey"
"SASUKE-KUN!" shouted Sakura, panting heavily as she approached Sasuke and started to whisper something in his ear. "Y-you're brother's here!"
"What? Why the hell is he here!" exclaimed the surprised Uchiha. "I thought that inconsiderate prick didn't want to come back!" - -
A tall, slender figure started walking from the entrance gate of Konoha village
All the people stared at the figure motionlessly - -
"N-no…THIS CAN'T BE!" shouted Sasuke, moving closer to the unknown figure. "…A-aniki..."
Sakura and the other village people's mouths dearly dropped 3 feet to the ground
"OMG, ISN'T THAT….THAT HOT, S-RANK SHINOBI WHO WIPED OUT HIS ENTIRE CLAN IN ONE NIGHT!" said one villager, whispering to the person beside her
"Yes, you're right! But look…..LOOK at him NOW. You can't even tell if he's undergone sex transplant!" said another villager with a disgusted look on her face
"Daddy, I'M SCARED!" said a young boy and girl, clinging onto the sleeve of their father's jacket
"Ewww, he looks like a buttwipe!" said a young woman, gossiping to a group of young women
The looks on the villagers' faces were PRICELESS - -
Uchiha Itachi, the man who killed the entire Uchiha clan...my older brother, ..the brother who told me to hate and detest him, until I grew stronger..the brother who has transformed me into a hateful avenger….IS NOW GAY! Thought Sasuke, about to give his brother a powerful chidori attack in the face
Itachi was wearing his hair longer than usual, silkier and softer as usual too. He had his Akatsuki robe torn above-the-knee length and was designed with a giant ribbon. And as for the upper part of his body, his manly and smooth shoulders could be seen.
"Hello, there Sasuke." Said Itachi, uterring the same manly voice, only with a girlish accent mixed into it
"I DON'T FREAKIN' BELIEVE WHAT YOU'VE DONE TO YOURSELF!" shouted Sasuke, punching his brother in the face
Itachi received the punch, but still stood his ground, not moving an inch
"Now what have I done to harm myself? I have to admit…BEING LIKE THIS COULD BE TOTAL FUN." Said Itachi. The manly-girly tone and accent has stuck to him
"D-don't' touch me! You're a disgrace to mother and father! And to think I had wasted all my time, training intensively in long, sleepless nights…JUST TO SEE YOU IN FRONT OF ME, BECOMING GAY?" shouted Sasuke, starting to look all disgusted and freaked out
"But Sasuke, dear! I'm still your brother, after all!" said Itachi, fixing his long raven hair, only to reveal hot pink fingernails with cute designs on them - -
Sasuke suddenly faints due to too much shock and disgust - -
"SASUKE-KUUUUN!" scream Sakura and his fangirls, making a huge circle around him - -
Tsunade, the Godaime Hokage walks in front og Itachi
"Itachi..! How could you! I hate to say this but…LEAVE THIS VILLAGE AND NEVER COME BACK! You're too GAY for all of us!" said Tsunade, disappearing on the spot after saying those harsh words to Itachi - -
WTF? ….I"M GAY? I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT! WHYYYY! Thought Itachi, starting to sweat heavily as he looked at all the villagers who were staring and gossiping madly about him - -
A strange darkness engulfed Itachi
Suddenly, the word GAY echoed around Itachi for a million times - -
"AAAAAAH!"screamed Itachi, jumping 2 feet from his bed. "That nightmare was weird."
Itachi checked the alarm clock located on a mini table, located east from his bed
It was already 12:00am
"Phew…good thing I didn't wake Deidara and Kisame." Said Itachi, going back to sleep as if nothing had happened to him
9:00am
At the Akatsuki headquarter dining room
Itachi sat motionless, looking at his cup of tea, as Deidara and Kisame entered the dining room
"Err, is there something wrong with Itachi-CHAN?" said Deidara, poking Kisame in the arm like a cute, little, lost kid –AWW!-
"Don't ever poke me! My skin's….sensitive." said Kisame, withdrawing his arm from Deidara's finger
"Hmph, don't lie to me!" said Deidara, glaring at Kisame. "Anyway…Itachi-CHAN looks like he's seen a ghost!"
Silence filled the room
Itachi suddenly snapped back to his senses
"..Oh, it's you two." He said, at his most serious state. "What do you want?"
"N-nothing! We were…uhh… just wondering if you're still thinking about the incident that happened yesterday!" said Kisame, sweatdropping - -
Itachi's head suddenly throbbed
"..Well, if you ask me…I've forgotten about it." Said Itachi, hiding his true feelings
"Sugoi! Really?" said Deidara, looking at Itachi with the cutest pair of puppy dog eyes
"You don't want me to repeat what I've already said now, don't you?" said Itachi, giving Deidara and Kisame a death glare.
Itachi looks away and drinks his cup of tea with the utmost finesse one would see in a girl - -
"GASP! ITACHI-SAN!" exclaimed Kisame, pointing at Itachi with big, bulging eyes and a 2-foot jawdrop. "D-don't tell us you're….." - -
Deidara quickly covers Kisame's shark-like mouth
"DO YOU, I REPEAT, DO YOU WANT TO BE MURDERED BY ZETSU?" said Deidara, tightening his grip on the collar of Kisame's robe
Kisame nods his head frantically
"I'm going to the backyard." Said Itachi, still wearing that serious and expressionless look on his face as he made his way to the back part of the headquarters
Deidara and Kisame's eyes widened with fear
"Ne, Kisame-san…is Itachi-CHAN REALLY going to go to the BACKYARD?" said Deidara, watching Itachi open the gate of the backyard
"I believe..! And I don't like what's going to happen to that beloved team mate of ours!" said Kisame, folding his arms. "Well, spying on him wouldn't hurt a little..would it?"
A LITTLE. Thought Deidara. I could've sworn that A LITTLE wasn't enough!
"Uhh, y-yeah, Kisame-san! Just a little!" said Deidara, sweatdropping
"Good! Then let's get to work!" exclaimed Kisame, dragging Deidara out of the room
At the Akatsuki Headquarters backyard
"Tralalalala" said Itachi, humming to himself, as a bird landed on his shoulder - -
Mischievous Deidara and Kisame were spying on Itachi from the headquarters roof
"OMFG don't tell me THIS is going to happen next!" said Deidara, watching Itachi, refusing to look in another direction
"I know, I know! His gay level is even worse than Iruka's!" said Kisame, watching Itachi through a pair of huge binoculars - -
Now…Itachi was humming loudly, that all of the animals near the backyard got attracted to him
Why…am I feeling this strange feeling? Thought Itachi, patting a white-furred rabbit on the head
"DID YOU SEE THAT! HE JUST PATTED A RABBIT…GENTLY!" said Deidara, eyes enlarging to match the size of the planet Venus. "He's getting creepy and creepier by the day…!"
Kisame looks away from the binoculars and stares hard into Deidara's eyes
"You may know what this means, Deidara…that if we don't stop Itachi-sama from transforming into a Sexy no Jutsu model, his gayness may become PERMANENT!" said Kisame
"GASP! I won't let that Itachi-CHAN become GAY!" said Deidara, shaking so hard he nearly fell off the roof
"Careful! One wrong move, and we're DEAD!" said Kisame, grabbing onto Deidara's robe
"Thanks, Kisame-san!" said Deidara, getting back up on the roof
"I've got another idea! Now listen CLOSE…" said Kisame, starting to whisper something in Deidara's ear
"We confront Itachi-sama and tell to go easy on life…I mean letting half of the world know that you're gay isn't THAT bad! He has to be a 100 percent bishounen, for our sake and for the sake of his fangirls!" said Kisame
"You know what I like about you, Kisame-san…is that you're such a pessimist, trying hard to become an optimist! We'll get murdered at the first stage of your plan!" said Deidara, starting to shiver. "I've never seen Itachi-CHAN blow up for years!"
"Then we'll make him, even if we have to!" said Kisame in a forceful manner. "Itachi can't become gay!"
Okay, cliffhanger! And thanks everyone for the nice and maybe critisisful(sp?) reviews!
Read and review please! I had such a fun time making this XD! I hope you had a fun time reading this too! Please don't murder me XD