At the Akatsuki Headquarters

In Kisame's room

"Gosh, Kisame-san! This is the first I've even been to your room!" said Deidara, wandering around Kisame's room

"Please Deidara…BE CAREFUL of those priceless stuffed fish hanging on the wall!" said Kisame, watching Deidara's every move

"Deidara knows, Kisame-san! I'm just…simply stunned by your room!" said Deidara, staring at a stuffed swordfish

I've got to be more aware of this little, mischievous critter! I remember clearly that he made the stuffed shark go –BOOM!- Thought Kisame, still watching Deidara like a hawk

Deidara stops looking at the stuffed fish and sat on Kisame's bed

Great! Now he's trying to leave me bedless! Thought Kisame, starting to sweat - -

"Oi, Deidara! I thought we were here to discuss about a little something!" said Kisame

"Oh, right! I completely forgot" said Deidara, rubbing the back of his head. "So, what now?"

"We have to confront Itachi-san before he turns into a complete Sexy no Jutsu model, remember? And tell him to go easy on life and his acquaintances!" said Kisame.

"Ack, stop saying those words over and over again! And my answer for that is a definite NO!" said the chibified Deidara - -

"Come on! I'm begging you! Hmmm, not even a big, swirly lollipop would do?"said Kisame, treating Deidara like a cute, little puppy while holding a big, round lollipop with colorful swirls on it - -

Deidara immediately grabbed the lollipop from Kisame with his mouth and began sucking and licking on it

"Yes, captain!" said Deidara, in agreement

"Awww, I knew that old lollipop bribery still worked on you! Now let's go and find Itachi-san!" said Kisame with a pleasant expression on his face, began dragging Deidara out of the room - -

In one of the HQ's wide hallways

"Ne, Kisame-san…Isn't this the hallway located outside of Itachi-CHAN's room?" said Deidara, looking worried, but still licking the lollipop

"That's right, little subordinate of mine!" said Kisame, acting like he was a Mafia boss of some sort

"Hmph, I'm nobody's subordinate! I'm a free soul, you know!" protested Deidara, turning all chibified - -

"Quick, Deidara, hide!" said Kisame, pushing Deidara and rolling along with him until they have reached a very dark part of the hallway - -

Itachi opens the door of his room

"I could've sworn that those two troublemakers are up to something again." Said Itachi, scanning the hallway with a serious look on his face. "I guess I'll take a warm bath to calm me down."

With that, Itachi closes the door

Deidara and Kisame move out of their hiding spot

"D-do you think Itachi-CHAN knows we're outside?" said Deidara, clinging onto Kisame's shoulders. "This is really freaking me out!"

"Will you stop being a 'fraidy cat?" said Kisame, movng closer to the door of Itachi's room. "Lookie here! He left his door half open!"

HALF OPEN. This is the beginning of our death! Kisame, you'd better start saying your last words! Thought Deidara, swallowing a huge gulp inside his throat

"I think I'll be a good boy and stay right HERE." Said Deidara, pointing directly on the spot he was standing on.

"WHAT! And I thought we were in this together!" said Kisame, starting to look worried. "Oh fine then! Just alert me if anyone passes by! Make a BELIEVABLE excuse if you have to!" - -

Kisame carefully opens the door of Itachi's room and peeks inside - -

Kisame's face turned into a famous, "Priceless" one

GASP! WHAT ON DEAR EARTH HAS ITACHI BECOME! JUST LOOK! A pink bathrobe, nailpolish (and not his usual PURPLE ones), a huge stack of Total Girl magazines, a blow dryer, clip-on fingernails, YOU NAME IT! Thought Kisame, his eyes almost popping out of their sockets - -

:And that's not the worst of it, Kisame came into Itachi's room at the WRONG TIMING:

HOLY MOTHER OF SHARKBAIT! The readers might think I'm GAY, because I entered Itachi's room while he's taking a BATH! Thought Kisame, preparing to leave the room when his foot bumped into something - -

"Who's there?" growled Itachi, sensing that there was someone who infiltrated his room

:There was nothing that Kisame could do but to pretend that he wanted to ask Itachi something urgent:

"Ahhh, I-Itachi-san! I have something urgent to ask of you!" said Kisame, heavily sweatdropping

"Well, hurry up and tell me." Said Itachi, sounding impatient. "I don't have all night."

"Err, Sasori-san was wondering when the next mission will be..Itachi-san" said Kisame, trying to make his excuse sound believable. "And I was wondering if you knew!"

"Tell Sasori that I don't know..and that I was never informed of" said Itachi, letting the warm water run through his body - -

Kisame's eye began to twitch

Crap, I might become the next Sexy no Jutsu model if I stay here any longer! Said Kisame, starting to get all freaked out. - -

"Kisame." Said Itachi. "If you don't mind, would you please hand me that deodorant stick over there? - -

Upon hearing what Itachi said, Kisame's jaw dropped as if it reached a 100 feet below the ground

ITACHI-SAN…..USING DEODARANT! This is WORSE THAN ABSURD! I've seen females use these…BUT MEN! Thought Kisame, the expression on his face became much more priceless - -

"Err, where is it, Itachi-san?" asked Kisame, still wearing the –priceless- look on his face

"Over there. On top of my dresser" Said Itachi, still letting the warm water run through his body

There's a whole bunch of bottles and cosmetics over here! How the hell am I supposed to find Itachi-san's deodorant stick! I don't even know what it looks like! Thought Kisame, getting all pressured from scrambling through the bottles and metal containers

:Uh oh, I think Kisame picked up the wrong bottle:

"Here, Itachi-san!" said Kisame, handing a lable-less bottle to Itachi

Itachi gets the bottle

"Good job on finding the right one, Kisame. I've been looking all over for it." Said Itachi, turning off the shower, then opening the bottle and streaking the tip over his underarms"

:GYAA! Both Kisame and Itachi had mistaken the deodorant stick for a black-colored ink stick: - -

"AAAAAAH!" Itachi let out a LOUD scream when he suddenly noticed that his underarms were pitch BLACK. - -

Outside Itachi's room

"Uh oh! Looks like Kisame screwed up…AGAIN!" said Deidara, as he proceded to run for dear life. "But I should've done what Kisame did, so I could make Itachi-CHAN's night go –BOOM!-"

In Itachi's room

"KISAME!" shouted Itachi, as he stepped out of the shower - -

"ACK, DEIDARA HELP!" shouted Kisame running away from Itachi's room. "Next time, I HAVE to make a mental note NOT to repeat what just happend!"

And that's the end of this chapter! I was laughing my body parts off while I was making this bit XD! Please read and review! Oh, and a big thanks to those who read and reviewed! And I'll be adding more Naruto characters in the next chapters to come, if you're wondering why there aren't any appearing in the first three chapters ;-;