Precious Ninja is No More
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! (Or Haku would be a girl mwahahaha!) They belong to Kishimoto. DON'T SUE ME DAMNIT!
Description: Kyuubi has not attacked so Yondaime is still alive... Naruto has a bloodline ability far more powerful than Sasuke's.. Orochimaru is taking them both!
Chapter 1
Mission A Go Go Baby!
Naruto walked along the street while memories were flashing back.
-Past-
It was a usual morning, the sky was ocean blue, there were no clouds in the sky. The sun has just started rising but was interrupted by loud yelling.
"WHAT! YOU EXPECT ME TO GO TO THE GENIN EXAMS! NOOO WAY!" yelled Naruto.
Naruto was a tan skinned boy, he had three whisker marks on each side of his cheek, his eyes were the colour of the sky. He always wore orange and he was the Number One Loudest Ninja in Konoha.
"This is your mission Naruto, you want to be Hokage don't you?" asked Yondaime.
"Ooooooo! This is to be Hokage?" asked Naruto
"BUT, since you do not want it…" said Yondaime.
Yondaime made a move to rip the paper.
"AH!" shouted Naruto.
Naruto ran towards Yondaime and snatched it off him. Yondaime raised an eyebrow before smiling.
"I want to take it!" yelled Naruto.
Yondaime nodded his head and dismissed Naruto.
Naruto stood up and then bowed.
"Good Evening Yondaime-sama!" said Naruto.
Naruto walked out of the door and closed it, he inhaled deeply for 5 seconds and then exhaled. He started to run down the corridor, an old lady was cursing at him for nearly knocking her over, he just laughed. He bumped into someone.
"Damn it you don't have to do that.." said a voice.
"Ah! I'm so sorry!" shouted Naruto.
He jumped off the person and his eyes widened, so did the person. Naruto pointed his finger at him.
" SASUKE-TEME! YOU ARE A STALKER!" shouted Naruto.
Uchiha Sasuke, he was a cold person, he has a fan club of girl which he hates a lot. His team-mate and his best friend is Uzumaki Naruto, He has onyx eyes and black hair, which has cocktails at the back.
Uchiha Sasuke dusted himself off and stood up before pushing Naruto aside.
"Whatever dobe." said Sasuke.
"T….EME! DON'T CALL ME DOBE!" yelled Naruto.
Sasuke was already gone. Naruto cursed behind his back and continued his way home.
-End-
When he finally reached his home he unlocked it, he walked inside and closed the door then locked it. He threw the keys on the table and waddled his way through, ramen cups, cloths, comics etc. He finally managed to get to the stairs, it was a wonder how he got his house like a sea.
He walked up the stairs and proceeded into his bedroom, he removed his clothing and stepped into the shower, it was extremely hot but that's how he likes it. It was like a hot spring, besides he was filthy. Tomorrow he would start training for next week's Genin exam. The shower suddenly turned freezing cold.
"SHIT!" screamed Naruto.
Naruto was shivering badly, he tried to turn off the shower but his hands were shaking and numb, he finally managed to turn it off. He stepped out of the bathroom with a towel around his waist. He was still shivering like shit, he stepped over to his drawer and tried to find some clothes. The doorbell suddenly rang twice.
'Who the hell could that be!' though Naruto.
He came out of his room with a towel around his waist yet again, he dived through the mess and opened the door, standing there was Sasuke. Naruto leaned against the door and imitated Sasuke, he folded his arms and closed his eyes.
"What do you want?" asked Naruto.
"Let me in first." Said Sasuke.
Sasuke tried to push in but Naruto blocked the way.
"Ah ah ah! Access denied! Occasion?" asked Naruto again.
"Fine! I need to talk to you about the Genin Exams." said Sasuke sighing.
"Okay, come on in.. eheheheh…. Don't worry about the mess, I was cleaning the house." Said Naruto.
"Hn." Said Sasuke.
Naruto moved aside for Sasuke to come in, Sasuke raised an eyebrow and walked inside only to be covered by ramen cups and blah blah blah. Sasuke's eyes turned into white round balls.
"What… the …. Fuck?" asked Sasuke.
"Huh?" asked Naruto.
Naruto looked at were Sasuke was looking and blushed, he was looking at a picture of…. A cartoon, Naruto standing on top of Sasuke, Sasuke had X as eyes with his tongue sticking out.
Naruto ran towards the picture and ripped it off the wall and chucked it into the sea of ramen cup and stuff. Sasuke moved over to the couch and sat down. Naruto also did but his towel fell down, Sasuke stared. Naruto blushed and wrapped it around his waist again.
"Ah.. So.. you wanted to talk to m..me?" asked Naruto still lightly blushing.
"Hn.. yeah, Kakashi wants us to meet him 2am tomorrow at the training grounds." Replied Sasuke.
Sasuke stood up and made a move to leave but Naruto grabbed his arm and turned him around.
"Oh okay, I also have a message for you Sasuke… DON'T STEP ON MY TEDDY BEAR!" yelled Naruto.
Sasuke raised an eyebrow and looked down, there was a brown, furry and cuddly teddy bear with large eyes. Sasuke bent down and picked it up, he stared at it for a while before shrugging and tossing it to Naruto. Naruto luckily caught it. Sasuke waddle through the mess and exited Naruto's house.
Naruto sighed, he ran his hand through his hair before running up the stairs and into his room. He continued what he was doing previously before he was interrupted, he dived into his closet and the only thing there was a black shirt with a picture of a red fox printed on the back and black shorts, he sighed and closed his closet. He dug into a drawer and pulled out an underpants, time to go to sleep.. He put on the underpants before slipping between the covers and fell fast asleep.
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Next Day….
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An alarm clock rang rather loudly and was vibrating, it was nearly falling off the edge of the table when a hand smashed the clock, instantly silencing it.
A blond haired ninja cursed silently and sat up, he rubbed his eyes and just started at the end of his bed for a while. The phone beside his rang and shocked him, he cursed again. He picked the phone up.
"yawn Hello?..."
"Dobe! You're late! It's now 3:30am! Even Kakashi-sensei is here, you'd better get here or Kakashi will most likely do 2000 years of pain on you!"
"Uhh.. it's 3?"
"Naruto.. CHECK THE DAMN TIME!"
Naruto glanced at his clock and it read "3:30am". Naruto's eyes widened before quickly speaking
"Oh shit hold on give me 5 more minutes!"
"Dobe wa…"
Naruto slammed the phone on the reciever and jumped out of bed.
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Training Grounds
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A blur of yellow and orange appeared at the Training Grounds followed by a trail of smoke and leaves.
"Morning everybody!" shouted Naruto.
Naruto looked at everybody, Sasuke, Sakura and Kakashi.
Sakura was a bubblegum coloured hair girl, she likes Sasuke but hates Naruto. She lacks physical strength but she is excellent in Chakra control. She wears a red dress and she also wears a forehead protector around her waist. Not to mention she has a really big forehead.
Kakashi was a gray, messy haired person. He always has a dark blue mask which covers his mouth and nose, his forehead protector covers his left eye which contains a kind of permanent Sharingan. He always reads a perverted book written by Jiraiya called Come Come Paradise.
Kakashi looked at Naruto before nodding.
"Alright, today we will have a extreme training sesson that will last for 5 hours. I am training you from today to Thursday for the Genin Exams. Everyday we will have 5 hours of immense training, 20 minutes rest and finally 3 hours of immense training yet again. By the time I'm done with you guys you will definitely pass the Genin Exams. The pairings will be…" said Kakashi
TO BE CONTINUED!
This is my first fiction so how was it? Please review!
-UchihaSasukeDeathbringer