I'm back with the 6th chappie of "The Real Itachi"! Now maybe there will be some parts/scenes that you wouldn't expect or like Itachi to do XD But don't worry, they're not THAT crazy and insane XD Enjoy reading it! P Thanks for the reviews, by the way!


That night, in Deidara's room

"WHY do I have to sleep on the floor!" complained Kisame, finding his sleeping bag uncomfortable

"Aw, quit your complaining! At least having a sleeping bag is better than having none!" said Deidara, throwing a stuffed puppy at Kisame

The stuffed puppy plushie bounces off Kisame's head

"ARGH! THAT'S IT! I CAN'T SLEEP!" shouted Kisame, making the room shake

"Calm down, Kisame-san! Everything will be fine tomorrow morning!" said Deidara, trying to prevent Kisame from getting angry. "And besides, it's not like Itachi-CHAN will continue to hunt us down tomorrow!"

"I guess that's what I'm afraid of!" said Kisame, calming down a little. "Itachi-san is a VERY unpredictable guy! And in our case, I suggest we take the steps ONE BY ONE."

Deidara rolled his eyes

"Yeah right. Like we NEVER SKIPPED STEPS before." Muttered Deidara, as he stared at the ceiling. "Look, ..we've already failed TWO fool-proof plans! And it's all because you were CARELESS and TACTLESS!"

"What! And now you're putting all the blame on ME?" said Kisame, becoming tough. "I never said that we hunt Itachi-san down and try to mess up his life!"

"But still! Even if I knew that Itachi-CHAN's gay, ..nothing else will change on what I think of him!" said Deidara, trying to stop himself from crying

:THIS IS NOT AN ITAxDEIDARAxKISAME fic, mind you XD:

Kisame's eye twitched

"D-don't tell me you…have feelings for Itachi-san?" gasped Kisame. "It just WON'T seem right!"

"No, I don't! I'm not QUEER, like him! I'm STRAIGHT, to the point!" said Deidara, turning into a chibified cutie

"Haha, yeah right! No wonder you don't want me to see those fluffy and scandalous pics of you and Itachi holding hands, while walking around in a park!" said Kisame, laughing like there was no tomorrow

"I RESENT THAT, Kisame-san!" said Deidara as a vein in his forhead started to enlarge - -

A loud scream was heard

"Ack! What was that!" said Kisame, suddenly jumping on Deidara's bed

"GASP! THAT was Itachi-CHAN!" said Deidara. "Looks like those series of unfortunate events have attacked…AGAIN!"

"I'm going to file myself up for adoption if Itachi-san barges in here and starts cursing and shouting at us!" said Kisame, getting really scared - -

At Itachi's room

"I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANYMORE!" shouted Itachi, starting to pull all the hairs on his head off. "This is REALLY killing me!"

Itachi looks at the mirror and GASPS, only to see himself with thicker, bushy and almost-exploding eyebrows - -

"I MUST put an end to this!" said Itachi, attempting to slice off his eyebrows with a pocket knife - -

-slice-

Itachi's eyebrows didn't fall off

-slice- Note that after every slice, Itachi's eyebrows still don't fall off, but other troublesome things start to happen.

Itachi's nose enlarges

-slice-

Itachi's eye closes and now it won't open

-slice-

Itachi's feet enlarges, causing his sandals to explode to bits

-slice-

Out of no where, a frog falls on top of Itachi's head - -

"ARGGGGH!" shouted Itachi, still slicing his eyebrows like mad

-slice-

A chunk of hard cement falls on top of Itachi and the frog - -

"I GIVE UP!" shouted Itachi, panting heavily, throwing the pocket knife away

A few minutes have passed, and Itachi returns to his normal appearance

"If I try to slice my eyebrows off, disasters will start to happen to ME!" said Itachi, wiping sweat off his forehead. "Are ALL of these related to my horoscope that Deidara read a few weeks ago?"

Flashback occurs

"Don't be afraid of showing everyone who you truly are. It's better to be true, than to be plastic." Deidara said aloud - -

Flashback ends

"Nothing from my horoscope connects to these disastrous changes on my body." Said Itachi, scratching his chin. "If this has something to do with Deidara and Kisame, I'll make sure their dreams won't come true..!"

With that, Itachi goes back to his bed and sleeps, as if nothing had happened to him - -

The following day…

At the Akatsuki HQ's dining room

Deidara and Kisame are both laying their heads on top of the dining table

"This bites, Kisame-san…" groaned Deidara. "We didn't get enough sleep last night.."

"Yeah…I agree." Said Kisame, unable to lift his head - -

Suddenly, Itachi enters the dining room - -

Both Deidara and Kisame started to streaighten themselves up, upon seeing Itachi enter

"Ohayou, Itachi-CHAN!" greeted chibified Deidara

"Morning." Said Itachi, expressionless

"Err, Itachi-san…" said Kisame, butting in. "What happened to your eyebrows?"

"DON'T ask." Said Itachi, glaring at Kisame - -

Kisame gulps

"Okay if you're REALLY disturbed by the sight of these monstrous eyebrows.." said Itachi. "Then this leaves me no choice but to…" - -

Itachi gets a pair of hot, black shades that could also cover a person's eyebrows (well, partially XD) and wears it over his eyes

Deidara and Kisame's faces turned priceless as they saw Itachi wearing the shades

"GASP…I-Itachi-CHAN." Said Deidara, staring hard at Itachi's face and eyes. "Y-you look…" - -

Suddenly out of nowhere, the song "Selfish" started to play in Deidara's head - -

'You can call me selfish,
But all I want is your love.
You can call me hopeless, baby
'Cause I'm hopelessly in love.
You can call me unperfect, but who's perfect?
Tell me what do I gotta do,
To prove that I'm the only one for you, ooh..
So what's wrong with being selfish? …'

"Uhhh, Deidara? You alright?" said Kisame, waving his hand in front of Deidara's face - -

"Yeah, I'm fine! K-Kisame-san!" said Deidara, recovering from his shakiness - -

"Well, if you two plan on causing more trouble, I'm going to head somewhere outside." Said Itachi, leaving the room

GASP! Don't tell me that I'm starting to fall for ITACHI? Curse the author! Thought Deidara, starting to get freaked out


Yay, end of chappie! Anyway…the SELFISH song thing just popped out randomly XD! I was listening to the song when I was writing this, so I guess it made me want to type the chorus…hehehe. Please kami-sama, don't make Deidara fall for Itachi, when Itachi's currently at his ugliest! So that means…stay tuned for the next chapter! Read and review, please!