Hey everyone XD! Sorry for the long wait! I'm back with the 7th chappie! YAY! Warning: Itachi goes insanely mad here XP! Forgive me, guys!

At the roof of the Akatsuki HQ

"K-Kisame-san…." Said Deidara, looking around suspiciously. "I don't understand WHY we have to make another plan on TOP OF THE ROOF!"

"Oh, pish posh! Don't tell me you're AFRAID of HEIGHTS!" said Kisame, teasing Deidara by poking him in the arm. "We'll be all right on top of the roof! It gives lots of genius' inspiration!"

"Nooo! Let me down, let me down!" shouted chibified Deidara, waving his arms around like mad - -

Kisame grabs Deidara's robe and pulls him closer

"Listen up, Deidara! I'm going to force you to do this PLAN C, whether you like it or not!" said Kisame, gritting his teeth. "It'll be EASY!"

Deidara swallowed a huge gulp

"Aww…fine." Said Deidara.

"That's a good boy!" said Kisame with a wide smile on his face. "Now here's the plan!" - -

Kisame whispers in Deidara's ear - -

"OMF-ING KAMI-SAMA!" shouted Deidara, "NO WAY WOULD I DO SOMETHING LIKE THAT!"

"Come on now! Don't be a sissy!" said Kisame. "You only have to talk to that Aburame guy!"

"But, he's FREAKY!" said Deidara, getting really freaked out. "Why don't YOU do it!"

"It doesn't matter! We'll go together!" said Kisame, as he grabbed Deidara and jumped from the roof

The two landed on the grassy ground without much ease - -

At the outskirts of Konoha

Aburame Shino is seen taking a pleasant stroll around the wooded area of the outskirts

Deidara and Kisame appeared behind a giant tree - -

Shino suddenly threw a kunai at the trunk of the giant tree

"GACK!" said Kisame, who was almost hit by the kunai - -

Shino appeared in front of Kisame and gave him a powerful punch

"Kisame-san!" said Deidara, watchin Shino punch Kisame

"Ow, …that hurt!" said Kisame. "Listen, we're only here to negotiate!"

"I don't accept negotiations with Akatsuki members." Said Shino seriously. "If I were you, I'd find somebody else to negotiate with"

"No, no, no, no! Please listen to us, Aburame-san!" said chibified Deidara. "We're not going to do anything evil! Promise!"

"Yeah, Deidara's right!" said Kisame, agreeing with Deidara. "Please, let us use your Kikaichu bugs!"

"What for?" asked Shino. "I could make some exceptions…but I need to know your motive first"

"Well…it's only for surveillance purposes! We were told to gather some bug specimens, so we decided to borrow some of your Kikaichu bugs, so we could get plus points on this mission!" said Kisame, trying to make Shino believe his alibi - -

Shino sighs

"Very well then. I have no choice. Tell me how many bugs you want to borrow." Said Shino, believing Kisame's stupid alibi

"We only need 10 of them!" said Kisame.

"I see." Said Shino, as he commanded 10 Kikaichu bugs to come out, crawling from beneath his skin

Deidara looked awfully disgusted at what Shino was doing

"I've told them to take care of themselves. But THIS is the first and the ladt time you'll be asking me to do a favor for you." Said Shino, handing a handful of Kikaichu bugs to Kisame. "Don't bother returning them to me, they can find their way back once you've ordered them to"

With that, Shino leaves the area

"Yatta! We did it, Kisame-san! That alibi of yours was too fool-proof!" cheered chibified Deidara, jumping up and down

"Now..to go back to the HQ and check if Itachi's there!" said Kisame, grabbing Deidara and running back to the Akatsuki HQ - -

Outside the Akatsuki HQ

"Be VERY QUIET, Deidara. We're on a dangerous mission." Said Kisame, scanning the area…I can sense that Itachi's in his room already. Move, move, move!"

"Aye, aye!" said Deidara, following Kisame's orders

Deidara and Kisame quietly crawled across the grass and ended up outside the window of Itachi's room

Deidara peeks inside Itachi's room, only to find his Akatsuki ring on a table

"Kisame-san..check this out!" said Deidara, rapidly pointing to Itachi's Akatsuki ring lying vulnerably on a table. "Is this the item you're looking for?"

"THAT'S IT." Said Kisame, picking up the ring, taking off the stone, and inserting 3 Kikaichu bugs inside

"No…YOU WOULDN'T." said Deidara, eyes widening at what Kisame's doing. "You're going to put Kikaichu bugs inside Itachi-CHAN's ring and gather PRICELESS information, aren't you?"

"Yep, that's right!" snickered Kisame, putting the stone back in it's place and returning the ring to it's rightful spot on the table. "I've somehow mastered the art to communicate with these bugs! Hehe, they'll tell me EVERYTHING they've gathered, tomorrow morning!"

"Oooh, Kisame-san! You're so EVIL." Said Deidara, snickering along with Kisame. "But still, this is for Itachi-CHAN's own good!"

"Now let's get out of here before Itachi-san finds out!" said Kisame, dragging Deidara and running off to his room

At Kisame's room

"I'm quite surprised that your clay critters' fixing skills are THAT fast!" said Kisame, scanning everything in his room. "All my stuffed fish are still here! And…AND MY BED! HOLY SHARKFIN'S SOUP WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO IT!"

Kisame jawdropped while staring at his bed all furnished with pink bedsheets, pillows and cutesey animal plushies - -

"Errr, I guess my critters OVER DID it!" said Deidara, sweatdropping. "You'll get used to it, Kisame-san!"

"Riiight…WHATEVER." Said Kisame, sniffing - -

At Itachi's room

"Ahh, feels good to take a nice, warm bath." Said Itachi, putting on his Akatsuki robe. "But it still ANNOYS me whenever I see my broom-like eyebrows and my hairy underarm eclipse!"

Itachi gave a huge sigh

"I am having this extremely weird GAY feeling again…that feeling when you want to do some 'bedplay' with another man….NO. I MUST RESIST TEMPTATION!" said Itachi, getting all dramatic

:Poor Itachi. He doesn't know that the Kikaichu bugs inside his Akatsuki ring are remembering everything he says! Read on, read on:

"How…can…I…tell…OROCHIMARU-SAMA THAT I LOVE HIM!" shouted Itachi with a girly expression on his face. "CURSE THIS GAYNESS! I HAVE TO BECOMESTRAIGHT!"

Sadness and depression suddenly struck Itachi, causing the color of his eyes to turn 'blue'

:Yes, it's really amazing how the color of Itachi's Mangkeyou Sharangin change depending on how he feels:

"Oh, Orochimaru-sama! You're ever so tender face has inspired me to become one of your many followers in that BARNEY FAN CLUB that you recently found!" said Itachi, on the verge of tears

Itachi's eyes turned into flashy, rainbow colors…indicating that he's 'hyper'

"But then…I AM ALSO ONE OF GAI-SENSEI'S OUTSTANDING STUDENTS IN HIS TAIJUTSU CLASSES!" said Itachi, suddenly pulling out a picture of himself wearing one of those green tights that Gai-sensei and Rock Lee always wear. "SUCH YOUTH…!" - -

Itachi suddenly snaps back to his senses

"Why am I starting to say all of these? They're supposed to be kept as a SECRET!" said Itachi, starting to worry. "I'd better sleep and pretend I never divulged anything!"

:Heehee, I wonder who gets the last laugh now…eh, Itachi-kun:

End of chappie! Hope you enjoyed reading it! And the thing where Itachi's Sharingan changes colors? I just made that up XP Read and review, please! By the way…I wonder when Itachi will become straight again! Eeeep! Comments? Critisicms? Suggestions? Thanks a lot!