Precious Ninja is No More
Alright this will be a 2 chapters long story since I was given an idea that interested me.
Credit goes to Shinzar for the Ultimate Genjutsu Idea! Thanks!
Disclaimer: I do not own any of the Naruto characters and I do not gain any profit from this story. I only own Nerull and other weird names that you do not recognize from Naruto.
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Chapter 4-5
What's this? Ultimate Genjutsu!
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The doors of the Hokage's Office burst open. A man stepped in hurriedly.
"Hokage-sama! Sorry for the intrusion but apparently there is a mission for ninjas higher than S ranked! We can't find anyone for this job. What should we do now? It's urgent!" said the man
The Hokage closed his eyes and thought for a while before opening them again. He took out a piece of paper and started to write on the paper. He then rolled the letter and tied a string on it. He tossed it to the man.
"Deliver this A.S.A.P." said the Hokage
The man bowed and quickly left. The Hokage sighed, it would only be a matter of time now. His mind wondered to Itachi, he was not sure he could trust him. Knowing Itachi's great abilities Itachi could betray Konoha. He sighed and began his paperwork.
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5 minutes later
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There was a knock at the door.
"Come in." said The Hokage calmly.
The door opened and there stood a big bust, blonde women and a black haired women carrying a pig. They walked into the room and stood before him.
"You needed me?" asked the blonde
The Hokage nodded.
"Yes I did, I need you to be Hokage temporarily…" began the Hokage.
"Heh… I knew you'd ask some day……" said the blonde
There was a moment of silence before the Hokage opened his mouth to speak, he was cut off by the blonde.
"However… It is an interesting offer… But.. I refuse." Said the blond
"T..Tsunade-sama!" shouted the black haired woman
Tsunade chuckled a bit before trying to leave, she was stopped when the Hokage started to talk.
"Please reconsider your answer, there is an S class mission that is supposedly too hard for any ordinary ninja. You can have the choice of deciding which one it is. Stay in Konoha as Tsunade, Fifth Hokage. Or go for the S Ranked Mission. You only have these two choices." Said the Hokage with a twinkle in his eyes.
Tsunade went nuclear.
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Outside Konoha
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A man in a brown cloak walked up to the Guards, they tried to peer in to the hood to see this persons face but they had no luck.
"Halt, what is your business here?" said one of the guards
The cloaked man looked at the guard before looking down.
"Out of my way." Said the cloaked man
The guard spat on the floor.
"I don't take orders from a lowlife!" spat the guard.
The other guard's eyes flickered in anger at the other guard before looking at the cloaked man.
"I'm sorry about my partners behavior. My name is Nara Shikamaru, you are?" asked the second Guard
The cloaked man looked at Shikamaru. Before holding out his hand.
"Nerull Heartborn." Said the cloaked man.
Shikamaru smiled and shook Nerull's hand. Suddenly a jolt of electricity shot up Shikamaru's hand.
'Damn… this guy must have a lot of chakra if it can send me shivers.' Thought Shikamaru
Nerull removed his hand and tucked it under the cloak again.
"Let me in… please." Said Nerull
Shikamaru nodded to the other guard and they opened the gates. Nerull slowly walked into Konoha and pretended to gaze like a tourist. Shikamaru glared at the other guard.
"See? He's only a tourist!" said Shikamaru
The other guard grumbled.
As soon as the doors were closed Nerull dashed towards the Hokage tower and lowered his chakra until it was like a normal genins level. He formed a few seals and soon became totally invisible. He waited outside the Hokage meeting room and lowered his chakra until it was near zero. The doors flung open and the Hokage stepped out. Nerull took this opportunity to dash through and stuck to the walls near the desk.
"Darn, I'm stuck as Hokage until he comes back huh?" muttered Tsunade
Her black haired assistant giggled.
Nerull quietly formed seals and phased through the wall. He came out of his invisible form and walked towards the shelf. The scrolls here are really old, he picked out a scroll and blew the dust of the scroll. He sucked in a breath and opened the scroll. He quickly scanned it and memorized it, he then destroyed the scroll. Nerull chuckled evilly.
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Hospital
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Naruto cracked open his eyes when a bright light shone onto his face, he lifted a hand to cover his eyes and forced himself to stand up. He groggily walked over to the windows and shut the curtains.
'I can now go to sleep for a little while longer…' thought Naruto
Naruto shuffled to the chair and sat on it. He yawned and stretched, his hand suddenly cupped something soft. Naruto stopped dead in his tracks and turned his head to his right. He quickly drew away his hand from Sasuke's cheek.
'Geezus… that was close…' thought Naruto.
Naruto felt his eyes tingle for a while, he shut his eyes for a while before opening them again. He looked at Sasuke and got an evil idea, he got out of his seat and tapped Sasuke's shoulder. Poke poke. Poke poke. Naruto confirmed that he was deep asleep, so his only option now to wake him up was… TO HIT HIM IN THE STOMACH! Naruto curled his hand into a fist and moved it over Sasuke's stomach. He raised his fist into the air ever so slowly and brought it down real fast. When Naruto's fist collided with Sasuke's stomach Sasuke's eyes burst wide open and his body bent forward before falling back onto the bed.
Sasuke quickly recovered and grabbed Naruto's hand (which is on his stomach) and kicked Naruto's stomach, Naruto doubled over. Sasuke leapt on Naruto and stood on his back.
"Get off Sasuke." Grumbled Naruto
"No way. I declare…" said Sasuke
The door suddenly burst wide open, totally interrupting Sasuke. There stood an older version of Sasuke.
Naruto shoved Sasuke off and looked at the man. He smirked.
"Uchiha Itachi, fancy seeing you here." Said Naruto calmly.
Itachi looked at Naruto and raised an eyebrow.
"Yes… Anyway I challenge you to a duel Naruto, I want to see the opponent that he lost to in action." Said Itachi.
Naruto looked like he was deep in thought.
"Sure, outside?" said Naruto gesturing towards the open field outside (just to say the curtains aren't completely shut)
Itachi nodded and disappeared, Naruto jumped out of the window leaving Sasuke alone. Sasuke ran to the windows and tore open the curtains.
Itachi and Naruto were already ready. Naruto dashed towards Itachi and raised a fist, Itachi as predicted blocked the attack and punched Naruto into the stomach and threw him at a tree. The impact caused smoke to surround the trees and Naruto. Itachi activated his Sharingan and noticed that Naruto was not there, he turned around and was hit by Naruto repeatedly in the face over and over again. Itachi then grabbed both of Naruto's arms and swung him into the air, Itachi jumped and grabbed a kunai out and slashed at Naruto. Naruto suddenly disappeared. Itachi frowned and put the kunai away. He landed on the ground and scanned the area. He can still feel Naruto's presence here so he didn't run off.
Naruto appeared behind Itachi and tried to smash Itachi in the gut but instead Naruto was smashed in the face. Naruto rolled on the floor clutching his head in pain.
"How can you beat me with such sluggish speed?" said Itachi confidently.
"How can you see me with such sluggish eyes?" Naruto said
Itachi heard this voice from behind him, he spun round but it was too late. Naruto hit a point on Itachi that knocked him out cold. Naruto was panting slightly.
Itachi hit the floor and turned into water. Itachi rose from the ground behind Naruto and tried to choke Naruto. Naruto struggled against the grip and took out a kunai, he stabbed Itachi's hand and broke free. Naruto gathered chakra into his hand and it formed into a perfect sphere. Naruto pushed as hard as he could into Itachi's stomach and there was an explosion, Itachi was sent crashing into a large tree. There were bone cracking sounds. Naruto panted heavily and tried to see through the smoke. Itachi was speechless, no one had ever damaged him THIS much. He had cut off his chakra system, his Sharingan was deactivated! His vision was starting to blur up, he fell into the darkness. Naruto saw Itachi faint and quickly rushed to catch him, he caught Itachi as he fell and put him in hospital. He went back to Sasuke's room and looked at Sasuke. Sasuke was eyeing him in an awfully odd way.
"What?" asked Naruto
Sasuke just shook his head.
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Konoha Gates
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Nerull wanted to test his new ability, he walked right out of Konoha again and greeted the guards.
"Activate." Whispered Nerull
Nerull manipulated the area and created 50 assassins hiding in the forest, suddenly thousands of kunai flew from the forest and some managed to stab Kiba and Shikamaru. The rest were blocked when Shikamaru and Kiba deflected it with their own kunai.
"Damn! Report to Tsunade now Kiba!" ordered Shikamaru
Kiba nodded but was stopped when suddenly Naruto walked up to them giving them a cold look before dashing forward and stabbed Kiba in the thigh and slammed his fist into Kiba's neck which knocked him out. Shikamaru looked at Naruto horrified.
"Naruto! What are you doing!" asked Shikamaru
Naruto smirked and gathered chakra in his palm, he then dashed at the speed of light and pushed the sphere of chakra into Shikamaru's stomach. Shikamaru shouted in pain as the sphere burned his skin and twisted it. Shikamaru was thrown back a few feet away. Nerull smirked but suddenly coughed blood.
"Side-effects… lucky I'm a medic ninja." Muttered Nerull
Nerull gathered chakra to his palm and put his hand to his chest and started to heal it.
Shikamaru looked at Nerull before darkness claimed him.
Nerull de-activated the Ultimate Genjutsu and dropped to his knees and spat blood.
Nerull continued to heal his wound until he stopped spitting blood. He stood up and from his pocket took out a cloth and wiped the blood from his mouth before tossing it away and walking back into Konoha.
'Darn, this technique will injure you too huh? Well luckily the Ultimate Genjutsu does something very special..' thought Nerull
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Meanwhile in Training Grounds
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Sasuke blocked blows from Naruto and managed to land a kick on Naruto's abdomen. Naruto stumbled backwards but dashed forwards again with his fist in the air, Sasuke grabbed the fist that was thrown at him but was caught off guard when a hand grabbed the back of his shirt and tossed him the to ground.
"Arg.." muttered Sasuke
Naruto stood in triumph before Sasuke with a grin. Sasuke was panting heavily, Naruto was about to leave when a hand grabbed his leg and pulled him downwards. Naruto fell face first into the dirt and spat out some mud.
"I suppose that's supposed to be a 'You can't leave yet, I'm not done with you' expression?" asked Naruto sarcastically
"No… I… was a assigned a mission and I need a partner, I need you to turn into your… female form." Explained Sasuke
"Erm… why?" asked Naruto
Sasuke thought for a while before getting an idea.
"I think I saw something wrong with your female form…" shouted Sasuke
"W-what the! THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH MY JUTSU! I'LL SHOW YOU!" shouted Naruto
Naruto stood up and performed seals.
"Sexy No Jutsu!" said Naruto
A puff of smoke covered Naruto and when it was gone there stood a female version of Naruto, long blonde hair which nearly touched the floor. It was tied into two pigtails and his eyes were bigger, his entire form was now more feminine.
Sasuke smirked and stood up, he lifted Naruto's shirt and placed his palm on Naruto's stomach, he concentrated chakra to his hand and sealed Naruto's stomach. Naruto stiffened before shoving Sasuke onto the floor and pointing a finger at him.
"What the hell do you think you're doing! Taking advantage of my female form! You are sick!" shouted Naruto before storming off.
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Later that night at Naruto's house…
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Sasuke quietly snuck into Naruto's house and crept up into the bedroom, he turned on the light and rubbed his hands in excitement. He took contacts and dye from his pocket and placed them both on the table. He lifted the "still" female Naruto form bridal style and moved "her" into the bathroom and placed her on the floor. He retrieved the dye and opened the cap, he dipped his hands into the black dye and started to dye Naruto's hair. He waited for 5 minutes before turning on the tap and washing Naruto's hair. After that he carefully opened Naruto's eye and placed the contact in place for both eyes before settling Naruto back in the bed and moving the covers in place, he quietly took the dye and contacts and put them in his pocket.
Sasuke crept downstairs and slept on the sofa.
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Morning…
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Naruto was woken up by someone poking at "her" stomach. "She" turned the other way and mumbled before falling back asleep. Sasuke then decided…. To tickle the living daylights out of "her". He started to tickled Naruto and she giggled and squirmed from the fingers. Sasuke stopped.
"Wake up dobe it's time to get ready!" said Sasuke
"READY for where?.." muttered Naruto
"Mission? Remember?" reminded Sasuke
Naruto growled before nodding and slipping out of bed. She went into the bathroom.
'3….2….1 now' counted Sasuke mentally.
"EEEEEEEEEEEEKK!" screamed Naruto
Naruto burst out of the bathroom and pointed a finger at Sasuke.
"YOU! What did you do to me!" she shrieked
Sasuke shrugged and walked towards Naruto with a small tube in hand. Naruto looked at the tube suspiciously and looked back at Sasuke.
"Hold…still." Said Sasuke
Sasuke opened the lid, squeezed a tiny bit on his fingers and started to wipe at the whisker marks. In 2 seconds it was gone and after a while all of the whisker marks where gone.
Naruto watched in amazement before snatching the tube and walking into the bathroom and looking in the mirror. She walked out and tossed it back at Sasuke.
"What is it?" asked Naruto
"Concealer." Said Sasuke
Naruto thought for a while and nodded.
"So… what is this… Mission?" asked Naruto
"Konoha Festival, Hokage thinks there will be something wrong so I picked you as a partner." Explained Sasuke
"So I am to be your…" Naruto said
Sasuke nodded and Naruto's eyes widenened. Naruto shook her head and started waving her hands.
"No, no no no no!" said Naruto
"Look, it's just ONE mission! How hard could it be?" said Sasuke walking towards Naruto.
"Look! I will not be your-" said Naruto backing off
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Konoha Festival
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"-girlfriend…" muttered Naruto
"It's a mission remember?" said Sasuke
"I know… besides how hard could it be? Heh heh…" said Naruto
Sasuke sighed before holding Naruto's hand which earned him a glare.
"Look, just bare with this for a while can you?" asked Sasuke
Naruto sighed and nodded. They walked holding hands and pretended to be a happy couple and had some failed attempts.
"See Sasuke! There is absolutely nothing wrong with this-" said Naruto
They all heard a demonic growl and turned to the direction they heard it from, there stood a large red fox with Nine Tails. In front of it was a blonde haired man wearing a jounin outfit and a Hokage robe over it.
"Is that… is that the 4th Hokage?" asked a man
"Yeah!" shouted another man
"RUN!" shouted a women
All the villagers fled in fear from the fighting and not to mention that huge red fox.
The fourth dodged the claw and ran up the arm and slashed it across the face, Kyuubi howled and smashed his hand into the back of the fourth which knocked him through the air. The fourth hit the ground before quickly recovering, he placed his hand on the floor and pushed himself back. The fox was quicker than he thought, it was infront of him already and it smashed his jaw hard, he felt his jaw dislocate. The fourth jumped on the fox's head and jumped into the air, he formed seals and suddenly fireballs flew down and smashed the ground around the demonic fox.
There was a howl of pain, the fourth landed the ground panting. The fourth grabbed his jaw and fixed it again. The fox's arm flew out of the smoke and it aimed for a black haired girl with onyx eyes which was holding onto… Sasuke. Sasuke dodged but forgot that he was with Naruto.
"Naruto!" shouted Sasuke
It was too late, the arm grabbed Naruto and tossed her in the air. The fourth took this as an opportunity and sealed the fox inside the girl in the air. The fox growled before trying to resist the seal but in the end he was sealed into the girl. The fourth smiled weakly before dieing. Naruto was falling to the ground but Sasuke caught her in time.
Apparently Naruto was knocked out, Sasuke looked at Naruto and looked at the scene around him. He stood up and walked away with Naruto in his arms, she looked so… so peaceful. He let out a rare smile and walked to her house, the sky today was dark blue, there aren't many stars today.
'Mission…… Complete.' Thought Sasuke
He didn't notice that he had reached there already, he dug into Naruto's pants pocket and pulled out her keys. He slowly unlocked the door being careful not to drop Naruto. He kicked open the door and walked in, he shut the door and locked it. He tossed the keys on the table and removed his shoes. He walked up the stairs and into Naruto's room. He placed her on the bed and removed her shoes. He put the shoes next to the bed and pulled the blankets over her. He pushed away the loose strands of hair covering her face. He walked out of the room and went down the stairs, he dropped onto the couch and fell fast asleep.
The next day Naruto woke up she was in her bed, the last thing she remembered is being grabbed by some large red hand. She rubbed her head and climbed out of bed, she went down the stairs. She looked at the couch and saw Sasuke sleeping… in… her… house!
Naruto's eyes twitched as she walked towards Sasuke, apparently he is still fast asleep. She got on top of Sasuke and looked at his face, actually. He didn't look that bad, he looked quite… handsome.
'Hmm what if I… NO! You don't like the Uchiha! He's a bastard!' thought Naruto.
'Yes but you like him.'
'Huh? When did I get second thoughts?...' thought Naruto
Naruto got an evil idea and kissed Sasuke forehead. Sasuke woke up and found a girl… lying ontop of him. His face tinted red and pushed her off him.
"Why are you in my house?" asked Naruto
"Well I brought you here last night after your fainted and I decided to stay here for awhile but I uh…" said Sasuke
"Mmhmm… But you fell asleep right?" said Naruto
Sasuke looked away.
"Uhh yeah." Muttered Sasuke
Naruto sighed before walking into the kitchen.
"Want a drink?" called Naruto
"Sure." Replied Sasuke
Naruto came back holding green tea. Sasuke looked at Naruto before smirking.
"I didn't know you could make drinks." Said Sasuke
Naruto glared at him.
"Well yeah I didn't know that you blush when girls lie on top of you!" replied Naruto mockingly
Sasuke's face turned red. He looked down and his green tea and took a sip. Naruto smiled in triumph.
"Let's go turn in our report.." said Sasuke
"So… was it a success?" asked Naruto
"The mission… was a success." Said Sasuke
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Okay I've finished the chapter, sorry if there are any bad mistakes. Next Chapter will be Chapter 6! Thank you to any readers and please leave a review. Thank you!
-UchihaSasukeDeathBringer
Suggestions?
A, Naruto can't get rid of the seal and Sasuke won't take it off. Naruto finds out that Sasuke invented that sealing jutsu and now has to go by the name "Naruko". Itachi is still up for the challenge and instead challenges "Naruko".
B, Naruto can't get rid of the seal and Sasuke won't take it off. Naruto finds out that Sasuke invented that sealing jutsu and now has to go by the name "Naruko". Hokage starts to mock Naruto and gets a whole ton of curse words directed at her.
C, Naruto can't get rid of the seal and Sasuke won't take it off. Naruto finds out that Sasuke invented that sealing jutsu and now has to go by the name "Naruko". Hokage demands an explanation and Sasuke tells her what happened. The Hokage (being the Hokage) refused to release the seal, she says this could be training.
Tune in for the next episode! (By the way, all the choices is Naruto is stuck as a girl because I think it's funny lol)
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