Precious Ninja is No More
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! (Or Haku would be a girl mwahahaha!) They belong to Kishimoto. DON'T SUE ME DAMNIT!
Description: Kyuubi has not attacked so Yondaime is still alive... Naruto has a bloodline ability far more powerful than Sasuke's.. Orochimaru is taking them both!
Rhg…I had trouble thinking about what happens next…
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Chapter 6
Sasuke… I'm so going to kill you!
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Last time…
"So… was it a success?" asked Naruto
"The mission… was a success." Said Sasuke
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Naruto and Sasuke walked along side each other, there was a silence following them. Sasuke was currently enjoying the peace until the "girl" walking next to him decided to break the silence.
"You didn't write the report bastard.." muttered Naruto
Sasuke sighed and looked down.
"I know." Replied Sasuke
Naruto also sighed and looked down, she slowly knocked on the door to the Hokage Office and pretty soon there was a muffled "Come in".
Sasuke pushed opened the doors and they both walked up and bowed when they were in front of the Hokage.
"Sit down." She said
She motioned for them to sit down, Naruto and Sasuke each took a seat. She glanced at the both of them.
"Explain." She said calmly
Sasuke and Naruto exchanged glances. Naruto coughed and looked away, Sasuke's head was looking down. The Hokage had a vein throbbing on her forehead, she slammed her hand on the table cracking it.
"I demand to know why Naruto is female!" she shouted
Sasuke and Naruto both flinched and gulped.
"Ah… Uhh…er..erm…" stuttered Naruto
"I used him as a partner for the mission." Said Sasuke slowly
Naruto's head snapped towards Sasuke.
'How can he say that so calmly?' thought Naruto
Sasuke knew that this thought was running through Naruto's head, actually inside he was shaking with fear. There was an awkward silence before a soft chuckling was heard, it turned into loud laughing. Sasuke and Naruto looked at The Hokage like if she were crazy.
"S-sorry! Hahahaa! I-i-i- I can't resist!" she laughed
Sasuke sent a glare flying towards her which shut her up. She coughed and became serious.
"So this mission was a success then?" asked The Hokage
Sasuke nodded.
"The demon fox was successfully eradicated." Replied Sasuke
Naruto looked at Sasuke.
"You didn't tell me that!" shouted Naruto
Sasuke completed ignored her.
Naruto turned back to Tsunade.
"Old hag! Turn me back to a male!" shouted Naruto
Tsunade looked from Sasuke to Naruto.
"No" came the short reply
Sasuke started snickering and Naruto's jaw fell to the floor.
"Take this as practice." Continued The Hokage "Choose any name you want. I will have to give you a temporary jutsu for you to use the bloodline ability. ONLY temporary remember that."
Naruto suddenly grinned evilly, she turned to Sasuke. Sasuke looked at her, she looked like a demon.
"My name will be…. U-" started Naruto
They both looked at Naruto.
"Uchiha Oshihi!" proclaimed Naruto
Sasuke fell off his chair. Tsunade banged her head on the table.
"If that's what you want then fine." Muttered Tsunade
She walked over to "Oshihi" and placed her hand on her head, her previous moves were erased and Uchiha moves replaced them, everything BUT Rasengan had been replaced. Naruto's eyes twitched a bit.
"You can't give her Uchiha moves… can you?" asked Sasuke
"Yes… yes I can." Said Tsunade
When she was done Oshihi slowly… opened her eyes. Sasuke's mouth dropped to the floor. Her eyes were… MANGEKYOU SHARINGAN!
"That's going to far don't you think?" sneered Sasuke
"No." said The Hokage proudly.
Sasuke stood up and grabbed Oshihi.
"Erm yeah so I'll write the report tomorrow…er… BYE!" said Sasuke and ran out of the room with Ohishi.
"Wait Sasuke!" shouted Tsunade "You're supposed to take care of her because when she's a Uchiha she'll probably be quiet…….."
Tsunade let her head fall and hit the desk.
"Tsunade-sama! You haven't finished your reports yet?" asked Shizune
Tsunade sweatdropped, she looked at the mountain of paperwork.
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Uchiha Mansion
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Sasuke was pulling out his keys when he heard a loud screech.
"SASUKE-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!"
Sasuke winced and quickly tried to unlock the door. He was successful but too late, a pink haired girl came running up to him and leapt on his back.
"How are you Sasuke-kun?" asked the girl
Sasuke looked at her with annoyance.
"Hey! Forehead girl what are you doing with MY future husband?"
The girl jumped off Sasuke back and looked into blue eyes. She had blonde hair which was tied into a ponytail, she always competed for Sasuke.
"What are you doing here Ino?" glared the girl
"None of your business Sakura!" replied the girl named Ino
Sasuke took this as an opportunity and quickly grabbed Ohishi and dragged her into the house, he quickly slammed the door and locked it.
"Stupid girls.." muttered Sasuke
He turned around and clapped his hands together.
"So, I'll take you to your room!" said Sasuke
Oshihi raised an eyebrow but nodded. Sasuke lead Ohishi to her room whilst Ino and Sakura fought.
"See! He left meaning he doesn't like you Ino!" shouted Sakura
"Well maybe he couldn't bear to see your ugly face!" argued Ino
Sakura pounced on Ino and a catfight began.
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Inside Uchiha Mansion
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"Alright and that is basically how to do the moves, and to activate the Sharigan you must-" explained Sasuke
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Outside
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Shikamaru and Chouji were wandering around looking for Ino and finally spotted them fighting. As quick as a flash each of them grabbed a girl and separated them. Ino's fist whacked Shikamaru's nose and Sakura's foot hit Chouji's cods.
"Can we go now? I'm suffering from cod damage…" asked Chouji
Shikamaru nodded and they both quickly scrambled with the girls and ran towards the flower shop.
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Inside
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"Got that?" asked Sasuke
Ohishi nodded.
"Alright let's just run through, activate your Sharingan." Said Sasuke
Ohishi's eyes transformed into the Sharingan, Sasuke activated his Sharigan and they both began to spar. Ohishi dodged a fist and kicked at Sasuke, he dodged it flawlessly and grabbed Ohishi, he tossed her out of the window. She smashed through the glass but she quickly recovered, she planted her hand on the pavement below and backflipped. She landed back on her feet, she looked up and as she had expected Sasuke was jumping down too. As soon as Sasuke landed on the ground Ohishi formed a seal.
"Katon! Goukakyou no Jutsu!" shouted Ohishi
She sucked in a breath and shot fire from her mouth. Sasuke noticed and quickly formed seals.
"Suiton, Suuiridan no Jutsu! (Sorry! Forgot how to spell it)" shouted Sasuke
A Water Dragon emerged and extinguished the fire jutsu, it came crashed down towards Ohishi. She quickly dodged it by backflipping and finally jumped into the air, she grabbed a few kunai from her pouch and tossed it at Sasuke. Sasuke noticed it and rolled aside.
'Shit… fighting another Uchiha is difficult… no wonder I could not beat Itachi.' Thought Sasuke
Ohishi dashed towards Sasuke and a fist flew towards Sasuke's head, it was blocked and reversed, Sasuke span around and nearly hit her stomach but she quickly leapt into the air and tossed fifteen more shuriken at him. Sasuke's eyes widened and as quick as lightning he grabbed a kunai and deflected them all, as soon as he deflected them he was looking into the eyes on Mangekyou Sharingan.
"Tsukiyomi." Ohishi muttered
Sasuke quickly looked at her feet. He was remembered that Gai told him when fighting with Kakashi he always looked at Kakashi's feet.
He tried to roundhouse her but it was dodged, he was punched in the face and he quickly kicked her in the cheek. She stumbled backwards as Sasuke regained his balance, he formed seals and lightning began to form in his hand. A bead of sweat dropped down Ohishi's head.
'I thought this was supposed to be a friendly spar…' thought Ohishi
Ohishi quickly gather chakra into her palm and soon there was a sphere in her hand swirling with chakra. They both dashed forwards and thrusted their jutsu into each other, when the two jutsu's collided a large impact exploded around them. Each determined to win pushed themselves even harder. Soon there was a bright light, Sasuke smashed his jutsu into her shoulder and she pushed her jutsu into Sasuke's chest. With a final impact an explosion sent them flying through the air. Ohishi smashed a tree hard whilst Sasuke was thrown into the Uchiha Mansion. Soon Shikamaru, Chouji, Rock Lee, Sakura, Ino and Neji came running towards the scene. Sakura and Ino gasped at the scene, the whole street was trashed and the Uchiha Mansion was still intact except for a few windows broken and blood was sprayed all over it.
They split up into groups, Sakura, Ino and Rock Lee searched fro Sasuke whilst the rest tried to find the other. Neji activated his Byakugan and ran towards the forest, Chouji and Shikamaru shrugged but followed him. Neji found a girl sitting there panting heavily, Chouji and Shikamaru soon caught up. Neji walked towards the girl and she looked up, white eyes looked into onyx eyes. Blood was smeared on her face and there was a wound on her right shoulder. Neji offered her his hand but she slapped it away and shakily stood up.
She walked slowly clutching her right shoulder back to the Uchiha Mansion.
Sakura, Ino and Rock Lee found Sasuke lying on the floor looking at the ceiling.
Sakura and Ino screamed when they saw the large wound in his chest. They ran to his side and started to chat non-stop.
"Are you okay?"
"You poor thing!"
"We need to get you to the doctor!"
"Lee call the ambulan-"
"SHUT UP!"
They all looked at Sasuke who was panting.
"Who did this to you!" Sakura and Ino shouted at the same time.
Suddenly the door burst opened and there stood a bleeding girl with an identical wound but this time on the right shoulder. Sasuke slowly turned his head and looked at her, behind her stood Neji, Shikamaru and Chouji.
"Explain her Uchiha." Said Neji
Sakura and Ino looked at the girl then back at Sasuke.
"Gee they look like if they are related." Muttered Sakura to Ino
Ino nodded in agreement. There was suddenly a thump, they turned towards the girl who is now on the floor passed out, they looked back at Sasuke who also seemed to be passed out. Neji grabbed Ohishi and tossed her on his shoulder.
"Grab Sasuke, let's take them to Konoha Hospital." Ordered Neji
Sakura and Ino grabbed Sasuke and they all walked to Konoha Hospital.
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Hospital
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Shikamaru was waiting in the Waiting Room when suddenly a jolt of pain shot up through his body. He winced.
'Damn… what kind of jutsu was that guy using!' thought Shikamaru
"Shikamaru… you don't look so good… You haven't fully recovered when we found you will kunai holes in your body."
Shikamaru looked up and looked into green eyes.
"I'm fine.." muttered Shikamaru
Sakura nodded.
"Look after them both, if that girl hits Sasuke again kill her." Said Sakura with anger in her voice "How dare she hit poor Sasuke-kun!"
Sakura's fist was trembling with anger but it stopped soon, she sighed and walked out of the hospital.
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Alleyway
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"Interesting fight…" chuckled a cloaked man
TO BE CONTINUED!
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Okay don't kill me I know I screwed the whole story up but remember it's just a FF, this will never happen in the actual series.
Please review, I take anything to do with criticizing my work.
-UchihaSasukeDeathbringer
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