Back with the 9th chappie of "The Real Itachi"! Well in some parts, I'll be adding made-up techniques/jutsus to some characters. And I guess this is the chappie where they all "find out". Hope you enjoy reading this chappie!

At the Akatsuki HQ's frontyard

"That ring CAN'T fall into the WRONG HANDS!" said Kisame, eyes widening with fear. "We'll be butchered up if the leader finds out about it!"

"Lame reason for TRYING to butcher us. I mean, the leader can easily replace the ring with a new one…" said Deidara, uninterested. "But I still don't know WHY we are going to go through ALL these troubles just to hunt down the culprit!"

"Don't you want to score BIG TIME with the leader and the rest of the members!" suggested Kisame, arms wide open in front of Deidara He's not trying to hug Dei-chan, mind you XD

"Oh, whatever! Let's just find the thief, and make sure his funeral starts tomorrow!" said Deidara. "This is going to be FUN…and troublesome."

"TO THE D & K MOBILE!" shouted Kisame, raising a fist with pride - -

Deidara summons giant clay monsters without much effort

"Heh, I guess clay manipulation runs GOOD in the family!" said chibified Deidara, patting one of the clay monsters on it's side. "C'mon, Kisame-san! Let's ride on these creatures!" - -

Deidara and Kisame jump on top of the clay monsters - -

Meanwhile, at a shrine in the village of Konoha

"D-damn those bastards! I'll be sure to kick their butts the next time they show up in Konoha!" shouted Naruto, clenching his fist angrily

"I'm getting really suspicious about those two Akatsuki members.." said Shino. "They borrowed at least 10 of my Kikaichi bugs"

"But you were too careless, Shino! I can't believe you'd actually fall for a BUG-HUNTING alibi!" said Naruto, teasing Shino - -

Something, …or someone suddenly lands in front of Naruto and Shino - -

"YAHOO!" shouted the figure - -

Naruto and Shino sweatdrops

"Who would've known it was YOU, KIBA!" said Naruto with a sarcastic look on his face. "So…what's up?"

"Heh, dream on, Naruto! Oh yeah…a while ago this morning, while me and Akamaru were taking our morning walk, Akamamaru suddenly acted up on me! He was barking and growling like mad in front of the Akatsuki base!"

Akamaru whimpers in disgrace

"Those Akatsuki slimeballs! They must be up to something!" said Naruto - -

"And I forgot something! Akamaru picked up this tacky-looking ring from a room in the base!" interrupted Kiba, taking a ring out from the pocket of his jacket - -

"Damn it, Kiba..i wasn't finished talking!" said Naruto "WAIT…what kind of ring is THAT?"

"I dunno…but whatever it is, Akamaru keeps on sniffing and growling at it, every now and then!" said Kiba, examining the ring closely. "And the kanji written on it is 'Suzaku – Hoo' or 'Red Sparrow'

"What kind of a weird ring is that?" asked Naruto, completely clueless. "Maybe we can sell it for a FORTUNE!" - -

Somewhere a bit far from where Naruto and his friends were

Deidara's ear suddenly twitched

"Is it just me…or did I just hear an Uzumaki suggesting to sell Itachi-CHAN's Akatsuki ring?" said Deidara, looking evil and cool

"WHAT? Can't be! They're just clueless, little fools!" snickered Kisame. "I'll shave them down with my Samehada!"

Geez! How can you not stand a person who resembles his own WEAPON! If you ask me, I CAN'T! thought Deidara - -

Suddenly, the giant clay monsters landed in an area filled with trees

:Where they landed is quite near from where Naruto and his friends are:

Deidara and Kisame get off the clay monsters

"Heh, see? We weren't even caught by their booby traps….FCUK!" shouted Kisame, as a hidden rope wrapped around his ankle and left him hanging from a tree branch

"Kisame!" said Deidara, starting to panick. "I'll get you down!"

As Deidara closes in, another rope had lassoed itself on his ankle and hanged him upside down beside Kisame

"WHY THOSE LITTLE PESTS!" shouted Deidara, his eyes starting to flare up - -

At the Konoha Shrine

"Yahoo! I've got them!" said Kiba, patting Akamaru on the head. "My traps are always fool-proof!"

"Hmm, impressive." Said Shino. "Kiba's a really formidable opponent…even his traps could capture a hoard of Akatsuki members and followers

"Gureito! Time to kick some Akatsuki butt!" said Naruto, jumping towards the direction of Deidara's voice - -

At the place where Deidara and Kisame are hanged

"Damn it, I hate you, Kisame-san!" shouted chibified Deidara, trying to wriggle himself free - -

A spear suddenly went zooming towards Deidara - -

"Yiii!" shouted Deidara, comically dodging the spear

"Har! Har! Who gets the last laugh, now!" teased Kisame. "ACK!" - -

Kiba, Naruto, and Shino suddenly appeared in front of Deidara and Kisame

"Great…it's you three again!" groaned Deidara, the rope making him rock back and forth. "Hurry up and get us down before we turn you into mashed ninja potatoes!"

"Dream on, SUCKERS!" said Kiba, laughing like mad. "Akamaru, do your Air Marking Overflow!"

Akamaru barked obediently as he jumped in mid-air and started to release gallons of piss on Deidara and Kisame - -

"AAAAAH!" shouted Deidara and Kisame, as if they were about to be slaughtered in a slaughter house

"Ack, MY SKIN!" shouted Kisame, as his shark-like skin started to shrivel up like a prune. "HAVE MERCY ON ME!" - -

"MY EYES! IT BURNS!" shouted Deidara, completely covered with Akamaru's air marking :Or piss XD:

"HAHA, it's my turn!" said Naruto, performing a Henge no Jutsu. "Sexy Horror no Jutsu!"

Naruto instantly transforms into a fat, lumpy, blonde-haired girl that's lying on her belly on a giant plate with a huge apple in her mouth

"Hello, my dear boys!" said Sexy Horror Naruto, as she started rolling herself on Deidara and Kisame - -

Deidara and Kisame started to look WORSE than pale

"NO MORE, NO MORE! WE GIVE UP!" shouted Kisame. "JUST GIVE US BACK OUR AKATSUKI RING!" - -

"Akatsuki ring, you say?" said Kiba with an evil grin on his face. "I guess I have it…and I'm pretty sure none of you gets it!"

"Kiba." Said Shino sharply

"Dude, what's up with you?" asked Kiba, turning towards Shino

"Just give them what they want"

"WHAT! No way!"

"Do it."

"But…th-this ring could buy us MOUNTAINS!"

"I don't care. Just give them back what they want, so that we could get this pointless thing over with."

"Fine." Said Kiba, giving in to Shino's orders. "If they want it THAT much, I guess I have no choice!"

Kiba gets the Akatsuki ring from the pocket jacket and throws it towards Deidara and Kisame - -

Kisame manages to grab the ring with his mouth

"YAY! Now get us down from here!" ordered Deidara

"Hmmm, NAH!" said Naruto, sticking his tongue out at Deidara and Kisame. "I wanna see if wild animals eat you alive tonight!"

"Speaking of eats, LET'S GO TO ICHIRAKU! My treat!" said Kiba, raising a clenched fist

:Kinda surprising to see Kiba have a fancy for Ichiraku XD:

"Arf! Arf!" Akamaru barked happily

"I could toast to that." Said Shino

"ALRIGHT! To Ichiraku!" said Naruto disappearing from the area - -

Kiba and Shino followed Naruto to Ichiraku - -

Where Deidara and Kisame are……

"OI! GET US DOWN FROM HERE!" shouted Deidara, wriggling frantically. "We're not yet through with you!"

"Oh shut up, Deidara. You smell awfully like piss!" said Kisame, with a really mad look on his face

"Look who's talking!" said Deidara, slamming into Kisame with his body

"Are you looking for a fight!" said Kisame, slamming back into Deidara with his body

-slam-

"I HATE YOU!"

-slam-

"I HATE YOU MORE THAN YOU HATE ME!"

-slam-

"OUCH, THAT WAS MY EYE!"

-slam-

"WATCH WHERE YOU SLAM, BUSTER!"

-slam-

-slam-

-slam-

-slam-

:And the slamming goes ON and ON, until they've become exhausted XD:

End of chappie! I sincerely hope you enjoyed reading it! Lol, Deidara and Kisame can't get anything RIGHT. But they DID manage to retrieve the Itachi's ring! I wonder what's in store for these two? Read and review, please! Thanks much!