Precious Ninja is No More
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! (Or Haku would be a girl mwahahaha!) They belong to Kishimoto. DON'T SUE ME DAMNIT!
Description: Kyuubi has not attacked so Yondaime is still alive... Naruto has a bloodline ability far more powerful than Sasuke's.. Orochimaru is taking them both!
Rhg…I had trouble thinking about what happens next… Finally though :P No flamers please. Remember, COMEDY CHAPTERS WILL MAKE NO SENSE...At all.
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Chapter 8 – Comedy Chapter 2 (Reminder, Comedy Chapters will have no storyline :P)
Double Vision!
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Last time…
A dark long haired figure stood outside the window, watching with interest.
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It was at the crack of dawn and the sun began to rise over the skies, not many people at this hour was awake besides some certain people example, Naruto, Sasuke and other early waking bastards. Naruto ran up to Sasuke and slung his arm around Sasuke's shoulder. Sasuke glared at him.
"Hey Sasuke! Wanna go get some Ramen then go training?" asked Naruto
Sasuke slowly peeled the arm from his shoulders and tossed it away before crossing his arms.
"No. First of all training after you have eaten would only get you a stomach ache. Training now is fine." Said Sasuke
Naruto stared at Sasuke blankly before grabbing him and running into the forest.
"H-Hey!" shouted Sasuke
A dark cloaked figure watched from the tree branch and was about to jump off but the tree branch snapped.
"AHHHH!" screamed the cloaked figure
The cloaked figure hit the ground and Naruto just missed him when he turned around. He scratched his head in confusion.
"Oi… Naruto what are you looking at?" asked Sasuke who now had his hand back
"Ehehehehe nothing! Come on I wanna spar!" shouted Naruto
Naruto once again grabbed Sasuke's hand and dragged him off. The cloaked figure was still.
'Stupid trees.' Was the thought running through his mind
He quickly stood up and ran after them.
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Hours Later…
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Sasuke's fangirls suddenly decided to make a move on Sasuke after hearing Sakura and Ino's conversation.
"Today I will get Sasuke to go on a date with me!" shouted Sakura proudly
Ino suddenly appeared.
"NO! I WILL! DAMN YOU!" screeched Ino
A cursing fight began between the two whilst the other fan girls dashed off towards the forest fighting with each other.
The cloaked figure watched as Naruto and Sasuke sparred before jumping into the fight and booting Sasuke into the water. He turned to Naruto and formed seals, what he did not notice is that Naruto had formed seals too.
"ULTIMATE GENJUTSU!" shouted the cloaked man
"Sexy No Jutsu! Take this SASUKE!" shouted Naruto at the same time
There was a large explosion and they were sent flying through the air, the cloaked man's hood was ripped off violently and he smashed into a tree, instantly cracking the tree. Naruto was thrown and smashed into a boulder. Nerull let out a sigh of relief and his eyes suddenly perked up at the sound of something like…
"SASUKE-KUUUUUUUUUUUN!" screamed the fan girls.
Nerull burst out in laughter.
'Who ever is this "Sasuke" is in deep shit.' Thought Nerull smirking
Suddenly he was hugged from every side and his eyes became as round as saucers.
"What. The. Fuck?" Nerull thought aloud
A blonde girl with two long ponytails slowly stood up and saw the fangirls surrounding the man who attacked him or… her in this case. SHE looked more carefully and saw Sasuke… or atleast she thought was Sasuke.
"Sasuke?" asked the girl
Nerull looked at the girl and practically burst out in laughter. The girl fumed and stomped towards Nerull before trying to kick him in the face, Nerull quickly ducked and it smashed Ino in the face knocking her teeth out.
"Oops." Muttered Naruto before trying to stomp on Nerull which he moved out of the way so she trod on Sakura's foot.
"YEEEEEOOOOOWW!" screamed Sakura jumping around rubbing her foot in pain
The girl's eyes went as round as saucers, there was a large splash sound behind her.
"Naruto!" gritted a very angry voice
Naruto turned around and saw…. Sasuke? She looked back at the Sasuke near her.
"Uh…" muttered Naruto
She quickly backed away from that Sasuke and hid behind the soaking wet Sasuke.
"EEP!" shouted Naruto hiding
Sasuke and Nerull both walked towards each other. Same height, same eyes… Same everything infact. Suddenly they both jumped backwards and formed the same seals.
"Katon Goukakyuu No Jutsu!" they both shouted
A large fireball shot from both their mouths only to explode when both fireballs collided.
Almost immediately they both activated Sharingan and used Chidori.
'Damn… he copied every move I have..' thought Sasuke
A sweat drop ran down Sasuke's face as he gather more energy into his Chidori. He closed his eyes and focused.
'I need to depend on the curse seal this time.' Thought Sasuke
His hair became longer and was turned light gray, his skin turned gray and two wings exploded from his back. His Chidori turned black, Nerull looked up and smirked. His Chidori also turned black. Sasuke's eyes widened.
'I-impossible! He hasn't activated Curse Seal yet!' thought Sasuke 'Anyway… I'm in level 2 so there is no way I could lose!'
The fan girls quickly fled into the bushes and watched as two Sasuke's charged a jutsu.
"Double Vision!" yelled the fangirls
They both charged at each other and the Chidori's collided, there was a large barrier sort around them and the ground below them exploded. Nerull yelled and thrusted his Chidori forward and jammed it into Sasuke shoulder, nullifying Sasuke's Chidori and Curse Seal. Just then the impact exploded and sent them both flying through the air. Sasuke quickly recovered and skidded on the floor, Nerull backflipped in the air and landed on a tree branch.
They both were panting heavily, at that time Itachi? Came. He looked at Nerull.
"Damn it Nerull! You are useless! I told you to extract the Kyuubi and you can't do something this simple! If you want things done you have to do it yourself." Shouted Itachi?
Itachi? Formed seals and Nerull's hair turned brown and his eyes turned silver. Itachi?'s hair also like Nerull turned brown and eyes turned silver. Nerull's hair grew as long as Sasuke's curse seal level 2, Sasuke watched in disbelief. The Itachi look alike grabbed a sword and kicked Naruto onto the floor, Sasuke jumped and hugged Naruto. Protecting her from the ninja.
"Damn it Longwind HURRY UP AND KILL HER!" shouted Nerull from the tree branch.
Longwind looked at Naruto and got a flashback.
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Flashback
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Longwind was on the floor with a large wound in his gut, he shakily looked to the left and saw his girlfriend looking at the ninja with large eyes. Tears gathering at her eyes, the ninja didn't give a shit and killed her.
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End
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Longwind dropped the sword after seeing that Naruto had the same face as his girlfriend before she was killed and jumped onto the same tree Nerull was on, he grabbed Nerull and teleported…. above the forest
"SHIT! LONGWIND! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!" screamed Nerull as he fell to the ground.
"SHUT UP BROTHER!" shouted Longwind
Nerull hit the ground with a crack. Longwind hit the…. Whoops I meant smashed into the river.
Kakashi was bathing naked when suddenly a Itachi look alike smashed into the water. Kakashi looked at the figure in the water confused.
Sasuke watched as the brothers smashed the ground and fell into the water that Kakashi was taking a bath in. The fan girls all came out and grabbed Sasuke and started to ask ridiculous questions.
TO BE CONTINUED!
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Hello my dear readers! I have completed another chapter, now as you now us authors have trouble writing stories. Please bear with me for a while, I just reviewed another story and saw this person called "baconsux" flaming that author. AUTHORS HAVE FRIGGIN' FEELINGS TOO so If you would like to flame PLEASE DON'T! I will lose my writing mood. Thank you. Please review!
-UchihaSasukeDeathbringer
Next Time…
Chapter 9
Blood will Tell
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