Precious Ninja is No More
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Description: Kyuubi has not attacked so Yondaime is still alive... Naruto has a bloodline ability far more powerful than Sasuke's.. Orochimaru is taking them both!
lol… I really have nothing to say for this chapter…
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Chapter 11
I'm The Best - Comedy Chapter
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'Sasuke! I! AM THE BEST!' yelled a certain loud blonde
'In your dreams Naruto, I'm the Best and you know it.' Replied the boy named Sasuke
Naruto fumed with anger before slurping his ramen again, grumbling something like 'Sasuke is a bastard…'
Sasuke smirked victoriously before slowly eating his ramen, Naruto glanced at Sasuke and smiled wickedly.
"Oh yes I am! I am the Best!" shouted Naruto
"No I-" Sasuke was interrupted when a pair of lips crashed onto his, his eyes widened. Naruto smirked and broke apart.
"I am the best." Said Naruto proudly
"What-who-what did you do!" yelled Sasuke
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Forest
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"Mmmm…. Where is Naruto and Sasuke." Muttered Kakashi to nobody, obviously engrossed in his book.
"Should we find them?" asked Sakura impatiently
There was a pregnant silence.
"No." came the reply
Sakura whined and yelled but Kakashi ignored her, when he got up to the point where he was really ticked off he even threw his book at her yelling for her to SHUT UP!
Sakura ripped the book in half, Kakashi looked dumbfounded but suddenly the sky turned red and thunder cracked in the sky. Kakashi suddenly looked like a devil, two horns grew out of his head and devil wings sprouted.
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Hokage Building
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Tsunade was choking on a Dark Manchu (Paste filled with meat). Shizune was whacking Tsunade's back and was yelling frantically.
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Sasuke's House
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"Na…ru…TO!" shouted Sasuke chasing Naruto around his house after Naruto have given him another kiss
Sasuke jumped on Naruto and the wrestling wars began.
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Forest
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"OMGWTF U DIE NOW!" yelled Kakashi suddenly throwing books like a machine gun at Sakura.
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Hokage Building
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"WEEEEEEE!" yelled Tsunade running around and knocking things over.
"Tsunade-sama stop!" yelled Shizune
"N0000000000000!" yelled Tsunade
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Forest
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"R0lfLIEKWTF R U HAWHAWHAW!" yelled Kakashi
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Sasuke's House
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Sasuke and Naruto were kissing fiercely and not letting go of each other.
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Hokage Building
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"VEEEEYAAAA!" yelled Tsunade
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Forest
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"DKJDKALKDJWIALDKJ JF3005002I3" shouted Kakashi throwing stuff everywhere
"This is getting stupid." Whined Sakura
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END
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Lol I hoped you enjoyed that… I just wanted to write this. I promise I'll make up to this by having serious chapters!
-UchihaSasukeDeathbringer
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