Precious Ninja is No More

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! (Or Haku would be a girl mwahahaha!) They belong to Kishimoto. DON'T SUE ME DAMNIT!

Description: Kyuubi has not attacked so Yondaime is still alive... Naruto has a bloodline ability far more powerful than Sasuke's.. Orochimaru is taking them both!

Wow.. not much reviewers or readers now a days, my story is nearly dead.

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Chapter 13

Damn you! Sasuke is not a girl!

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"Yo... BEFORE you shout at me for being late I have an important notice." said Kakashi

Sasuke, Naruto and Sakura turned to look at Kakashi. He clapped his hands together happily.

"Alright! We are getting a new team member!" said Kakashi

He stepped aside and a pale, black eyed, black haired girl stood there looking at them boredly.

The group eyed her suspiciously and huddled together, discussing something before turning back to the girl. Sasuke activated his Sharingan and inspected the girl before sighing and de-activating his Sharingan, they huddle again before looking at Kakashi.

"Okay... so now what?" asked the girl boredly.

"Introduce yourself!" said Kakashi happily

"I'm... Rin. I don't like this, I don't like that. I have certain hobbies, I also have a dream. Other information is classified and I want it to be kept personal." said the girl coldly

"Dude she's colder than you." whispered Naruto

Sasuke snorted and stuffed his hands in his pockets.

"Let's carry on with the mission." said Kakashi, walking off.

'There's something familiar about her.' thought Sasuke, narrowing his eyes.

Rin followed Kakashi and the three followed. Suddenly in a blink of an eye Rin appeared infront of Kakashi and held her hand out and put her finger to her lips.

"Shhh..." she whispered, she made a motion for them to hide and they did.

"Are you crazy! You can't let her fight whoever is out there alone!" whispered Sasuke

"Don't worry, she'll survive." whispered Kakashi

Rin stood in the middle of the field and a great amount of chakra started to approach them, in another blink a red haired man was standing there with his arms crossed. Rin looked at the man and smirked.

"I know you, but you don't know me." said Rin

The red head raised and eyebrow and blinked, there was a kunai near his neck and hot breath tickled his ear.

"You're Gaara of the Sand, you have the One Tailed Demon inside you." said Rin softly, not moving the kunai pressed against his neck.

Gaara's eyes widened and sand rose up from the ground and smashed into Rin, it poofed into non existance. Kakashi and his team's eyes widened.

'Gaara!' they all thought

Rin appeared behind Gaara with a katana pressed at his neck this time, when the sand rose she moved her feet a litte and the sand suddenly died down. She smirked.

"Don't move or die." she whispered, her free hand travelled down to Gaara's pouch and pulled out a scroll.

His eyes widened and he moved his hands to grab her hand, she pressed the katana against his neck, drawing a thin line of blood. He stopped his actions and she put the scroll in her pouch before moving the katana away and kicking him. He quickly turned around with fury in his eyes, a huge sand sunami rose from the ground and moved towards Rin.

Rin formed seals and the sand immediatly stopped it's action and sank back to the ground, Rin smirked again and formed other seals. A blue hand smashed out of her chest, making her cough slightly. It zoomed through the air and jammed itself into Gaara's body. Gaara grunted and coughed, as it was pulling back a soul was being sucked out.

Sasuke dashed out of the bushes and tried to interrupt but a wave of chakra sent him flying back into the bushes.

"Sasuke! Don't go out there, she's just merely extracting 99 of his chakra so that he won't bother us and follow. I'd never had expected her to be able to do that though..." said Kakashi, a little surprised.

Rin coughed again, indicating that this took alot of chakra. But it'll be restored once she grabs his chakra out. She pushed more chakra into the hand and it successfully pulled out 99 of Gaara's chakra and she felt refreshed as the chakra began to flow in her. Gaara collapsed to the ground and fainted.

Rin wiped her sweat off her forehead.

"You can come out now." she said

Naruto dashed out angrilly and grabbed Rin by the collar.

"You idiot! What did you do to Gaara!" he shouted

Rin stayed silent and looked at Naruto, he glared angrilly at her.

"That was dangerous! You know that you could have killed him right? YOU SHOUL-" shouted Naruto

"You're the Kyuubi Kid." she suddenly said

Naruto's eyes widened.

"W-what are you talking a-about?" he lied

"You hold the Kyuubi...I can see it in your eyes." she said

Naruto quickly released her, realizing that it looks like they were going to kiss and that he didn't want her to reveal more secrets.

Rin smiled inwardly, poor poor team. Doesn't know I'm little old Nerull, geez. This is easier than I thought.

Rin dusted off some imaginary dust and walked back towards Konoha. She stopped and turned to look at them.

"You coming? We've got the scroll so let's get going." she said

"That's not the right scroll, we're looking for the Scroll of-" said Sasuke

"Oblivion yes yes I've heard that before, tell me Mr Genius what does this say right here?" she asked, pointing at words below some designs.

Sasuke looked at the words before blushing and looking away, Rin rolled her eyes and stuffed the scroll back in her pocket. She turned around and waved.

"I'll see you at Konoha." she said

She suddenly zoomed off and was out of sight in a second, the four sighed and continued their journey back to Konoha.

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Later That Night

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Rin snickered as she crept into Sasuke's house and into his bedroom, she loomed over him and performed a jutsu, smoke puffed around Sasuke and there laid a female Sasuke, Rin coughed in laughter and quickly left.

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Next Morning

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"HOLY !"

Birds quickly flew off at a loud sound and people started to complain.

Kakashi, Rin and Sakura waited for their other two team mates. Finally someone came... Naruto.

"What the..." said Sakura

Suddenly a huge smoke started to rush towards them at a dangerously alarming speed, when it stopped there stood a girl. Panting heavily and glaring daggers at them, she had long blonde hair, pale skin and was wearing a blue shirt which seemed to be too big for her and wearing white shorts.

Naruto had hearts as eyes all of a sudden, he walked over to the girl and grabbed her hand.

"Hello my dear. Would you like to-" said Naruot before being smashed in the head and kicked away.

"Right! Who of you done this!" she shouted

Rin and Sakura looked confused.

"Who are you?" asked Rin

"Uchiha Sasuke! Now who the hell put this jutsu on me?" she shouted

"Uchiha Sasuke is a boy not a girl for your information!" Sakura shouted

"Activate your Sharingan." Rin said

The girl sighed in frustration and activated it.

"Sasuke?" asked Naruto

Sasuke turned to glare at Naruto and a evil smile came to her lips, she cracked her knuckles.

"Who's your dear again?" she asked menacingly

"Damn you! Sasuke is not a girl!" Naruto shouted

"Oh yeah? Want me to prove it moron!" she shouted

Naruto sweatdropped.

"Ehhhh I didn't mean it I swear... SASUKE! NOOOO!" shouted Naruto, he quickly dashed off with Sasuke hot on his tail.

Rin shrugged and walked after then, after a few seconds Sakura and Kakashi followed. When they found Sasuke and Naruto they were trying to beat each other up.

Sasuke grabbed onto Naruto's hair and arms whilst Naruto was tugging on Sasuke's hair and holding her around her waist.

"STOP!" shouted Naruto

Sasuke growled and kneed him in the stomach, she kicked Naruto away and stomped towards him. Naruto was back up to the wall and ducked to dodge a fist, it smashed into the wall and cracked it, Naruto grinned and stood back up. Sasuke and Naruto's eyes widened, Sakura glared and tried to kill Naruto but Rin grabbed onto the back of her collar.

Sasuke and Naruto found themselves kissing... again. Rin was laughing her head off while holding Sakura and Kakashi looked like he was trying not to laugh.

Sasuke and Naruto quickly backed off and blushed, they looked at the floor. Rin clutched her stomach in laughter and accidently pulled on Sakura's collar too hard and sent her flying into a wall. Sasuke and Naruto glared at her.

"Oh my god! That was so funny!" said Rin laughing, Kakashi couldn't hold it in anymore and burst out laughing.

Sasuke was grabbing Rin by the collar and lifting her up into the air.

"You did it didn't you!" she shouted

"Yup." she said truthfully

Sasuke sweatdropped.

'That was easy...' thought Sasuke

She strangled Rin while Rin was still grinning like an idiot.

"WHO ARE YOU!" shouted Sasuke

"Me? I'm The Best." said Rin

Sasuke punched Rin in the stomach and threw her into a wall.

"Ugh, damn it. Don't hit a Jounin." said Rin

A puff of smoke surrounded Rin and there stood... well there was Nerull sitting on the floor cross legged. Wearing his Jounin outfit without the cloak. Sasuke growled and stormed over to Nerull and pulled him up again.

"Revert me to my original form!" shouted Sasuke, activating his Sharingan

Naruto grinned and stood infront of Sasuke, activating his sharingan aswell. Nerull reached infront of Naruto's eyes and poked him. Naruto howled and his head jutted forewards again.

"Whoa, you guys are really getting gay."

Naruto and Sasuke once again was kissing, Nerull pushed them both apart and sighed.

"Here goes..." said Nerull

He formed seals and Sasuke turned back to himsef but Naruto turned into a girl.

"GOD DAMMIT STOOOOP!"

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Ughhh my story is going dead soon. Anyway here you go.

-UchihaSasukeDeathbringer

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