Precious Ninja is No More

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto! (Or Haku would be a girl mwahahaha!) They belong to Kishimoto. DON'T SUE ME DAMNIT!

Description: Kyuubi has not attacked so Yondaime is still alive... Naruto has a bloodline ability far more powerful than Sasuke's.. Orochimaru is taking them both!

Lol Orochimaru is coming... to town! It's meant to be in the "Santa Clause is coming.. to town!" kind of way :P

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Chapter 14

Orichimaru is coming... to town!

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"GOD DAMMIT STOP!"

Nerull sighed and turned to look at Naruto.

"What now?" he asked

Naruto pointed at Sasuke.

"HE won't give me back my KUNAI given by Kakashi, the kunai that the Fourth had given him!" shouted Naruto

Sasuke was running around with Naruto chasing after him, Nerull sighed and stuck his leg out. Sasuke jumped over but was hit in the balls when Nerull quickly moved his leg up. Sasuke groaned and dropped to the floor, the kunai tumbling and falling into a river.

Naruto's eyes widened. He quickly ran down the hill and grabbed the kunai before it dropped down the waterfall, he sighed.

"Wait... waterfall... strong current... OH MY GOD I'M GONNA GET DROWNED!" shouted Naruto... who actually WAS drowning, Nerull walked slowly towards the river and yanked Naruto out, a hand on his shoulder made him jump.

"Rammu pnudran, oui caas veha dutyo. Fryd yna oui ib du huf?" asked the man behind him (Hello brother, you seem fine today. What are you up to now?)

"Pnudran, tuh'd oui ryja y kenmvneaht? Cra'c bnupypmo seccehk oui nekrd ypuid huf." said Nerull (Brother, don't you have a girlfriend? She's probably missing you right about now.)

"Huhcahca! Cra kyja sa desa uvv, y syh EC cibbucat du ryja rec vnaatus. Hmhmhm." the man behind Nerull replied (Nonsense! She gave me time off, a man IS supposed to have his freedom. Hmhmhm.)

"Cusadesac E zicd ryda ran vun kejehk oui duu silr desa du cbaht fedr ouin pnudran. Rao muug yd dra desa, 10:30 ys... cruimth'd oui pa uh y tyda?" said Nerull (Sometimes I just hate her for giving you too much time to spend with your brother. Hey look at the time, 10:30 am... shouldn't you be on a date?)

The man behind him glanced at his watch before disappearing.

"What's that language your speaking?" asked Naruto

"Al Bhed." said Nerull

"Yhofyo, poa." said Nerull, waving. (Anyway, bye.)

Naruto took the hint, even though he's stupid he's not THAT dumb. Sasuke walked to Naruto.

"What did he say?" asked Sasuke

Naruto shrugged carelessly before standing up.

"Beats me." said Naruto

A huge explosion snapped them out of their thoughts. They turned towards the village where a giant snake was currently terrorizing the city, screams erupted from the village.

Orochimaru was seen ontop of the snake, cackling.

"Mwahahahaha! Oui kioc tuh'd cdyht y lryhla ykyehcd sa! Arrr fyed y sehida... E's cbaygehk y tevvanahd myhkiyka. Ruf cdibet uv sa.. heh.. heh..." said Orochimaru sheepishly (Mwahahaha! You guys don't stand a chance against me! Ehhh wait a minute... I'm speaking a different language. How stupid of me.. heh.. heh..)

"YOU GUYS DON'T STAND A CHANCE AGAINST ME!" shouted Orochimaru, he pointed in a direction and the snake turned and dove towards the Hokage Tower. Nerull appeared ontop of the snake and infront of Orochimaru, Orochimaru's eyes widened and he stumbled backwards.

"You! The one who cut my arms off in an illusion! This won't be a repeat of the- oh hell yes it is." said Orochimaru with a fed up face when he turned into a kid again and once again stood before the Third.

K.Orochimaru sighed and looked at the Third.

"Yes.. Hokage-sama?" he spat

"Ahhh Orochimaru-kun, don't you want to train with your friends?" asked the Third

'Hu.' thought Orochimaru (No.)

"Yes I do!" lied Orochimaru

"YOU ARE A LIAR YOU IDIOT!" boomed the Third

Suddenly the scene changed and Orochimaru had his hands cut off again by Kakashi. In reaity Nerull had long gone and Orochimaru sat crosslegged.

"sigh Nadnayd Syhty." said Orochimaru to the snake (Retreat Manda)

The snake stopped and growled but nevertheless retreated from Konoha. Nerull watched boredly as Orochimaru left.

(Okay funny part)

"... Oui lid rec ynsc uvv ykyeh teth'd oui." said a Voice (... You cut his arms off again didn't you.)

"Oib." said Nerull (Yup)

"Fro?" asked the voice (Why?)

"Palyica ra cilgc." said Nerull (Because he sucks)

"Cilg? Ruf tuac ra cilg?" asked the voice (Suck? How does he suck?)

"Cesbma, vencd uvv ra muugc mega ev ra ec faynehk y gesuhu, DRAH dryd cdibet puf ynuiht rec fyecd. E sayh lusa uh! Ruf kenmo! Ymcu vehkanhyem byehd! Oui'ja kuddy pa gettehk sa." said Nerull

(Simple, first off he looks like if he is wearing a kimono, THEN that stupid bow around his waist. I mean come on! How girly! Also fingernail paint! You've gotta be kidding me.)

"..."

"Oib, ypcumidamo pmuuto cbaalrmacc." said Nerull (Yup, absolutely bloody speechless.)

Nerull shook his head and walked off, soon after he was summoned to the Hokage office.

He entered the Hokage Office and bowed.

"You called me?" asked Nerull

Tsunade nodded and motioned for him to take a seat, he sat down on one of the chairs and listened.

"Uchiha Sasuke has just left to join Orochimaru, take Naruto along and bring him back." said Tsunade "I'm sure you can handle a job like this."

"Why do I have to bring that Credrayt along?" asked Nerull (Credrayt means head.)

"Credrayt?" asked Tsunade narrowing her eyes

"Yeah, it means idiot." said Nerull, lieing through his teeth

"Because I am your Hokage and I demand it now go! This is a S Rank Mission." shouted Tsunade

Nerull sighed and bowed before dashing out the office, grabbing Naruto halfway he was eating ramen and ran out of Konoha. He quickly explained the mission to Naruto and Naruto nodded.

'You stupid Uchiha I'm gonna maul you!' thought Nerull

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Random Quote

Ugh... I'm hungry.

Aaaanyways I decided to use Al Bhed for funny reasons after betting with my friend on football

-UchihaSasukeDeathbringer

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