Precious Ninja is No More
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Description: The Ultimate Ninja Tournament is coming soon... held by the Fifth Hokage. Naruto is not going to back down... Wtf? They serve ramen?Will he survive or will he drown in ramen? Find out here!
Mwaahaha! I am back from my break. Aaanyway enjoy the extra long chappie.
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Chapter 16
The Long Awaited Ultimate Ninja Tournament! SPECIAL EDITION!
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Naruto was curious on why the Hokage had suddenly called him to her office, she must be planning to give him a Mission. Naruto nodded to himself, she had probably called him for a mission. A very hard mission, he smiled in anticipation, as he approached the Doors to the Hokage Office he knocked.
"Come in."
He shrugged and pushed open the doors, he shut the doors behind him and turned to look at Tsunade, her expression was a very serious one. He walked to the chair opposite of her and sat down in it. She eyed him for a while before lifting up a piece of paper and holding it infront of Naruto.
"Do you know what this is?" she asked
Naruto took one look at the scroll before shaking his head, she suddenly beamed.
"This is your invitation to the Ultimate Ninja Tournament!" she shouted all of a sudden, causing Naruto to fall of his chair.
She peered over her desk slowly and Naruto's face bounced out of nowhere, shocking her back and she retreated back into her seat when she saw Naruto's excited face. But his face suddenly dropped and Tsunade raised an eyebrow.
"Something on your mind kid?" she asked
Naruto looked at Tsunade and took his seat again.
"Well if this is the Ultimate Ninja Tournament anyone can enter right? Even Jounins?" asked Naruto, Tsunade nodded.
"Than how the hell am I supposed to beat Kakashi-sensei? What about Nerull!" he said
Tsunade thought for a while before bursting into laughter, Naruto eyed her suspiciously.
"What the heck is so funny you old hag?" he asked
"Well you see what I meant by Jounin is Shikamaru etc, not THOSE Jounins." She laughed
Naruto blinked 4 times at her before sinking back into his chair and sighed a sigh of relief. She suddenly turned serious.
"Do you want to participate in this tournament or are you going to chicken out?" she asked him seriously.
He didn't know what to say, he had never been invited to join a tournament before so he beamed and nodded. He grinned widely, she smiled and stamped the paper and her expression was suddenly serious once more.
"Uzumaki Naruto, as of now you are a Ultimate Ninja Tournament Participant!" she said
Uzumaki Naruto saluted.
"Hai! I'll do my best old hag!" he replied
A vein twitched on her forehead, she glared at Naruto and cracked her knuckles.
"What OLD HAG!" she almost screamed at Narto, he realized his mistake and quickly changed his mind.
"I meant you lovely young women!" he quickly re-corrected
She suddenly sat back in her seat.
"Hmmm good. Now get out of my office, shoo. I have Hokage duties." She said before resuming her paperwork.
He stood up and stretched before walking to the door and pushing it open confidently, as he strode along the corridors his walk becamed slumped.
"Oh no…. you know Sasuke is probably going to be in this tournament.. this suck-" he said before someone roughly bumped into him, nearly making him fall over.
"Hey watch where yo- Sasuke!" he almost shrieked
Sasuke looked at him coldly.
"What?" he gritted out
"I said be careful you idiot! You can't just go bumping into any random person you know!" Naruto retorted
Sasuke turned to look at Naruto and Naruto gulped.
"Shut… the hell… Up. NOW!" Sasuke shouted before shoving Naruto out of his way and storming into the Hokage's Office. Naruto's back hit the wall and he groaned.
'What's gotten into Sasuke's ass this time?' he thought, rubbing his back
He resumed his walk and broke off into a run. He could almost smell ramen, ALMOST! He dashed out of the Hokage Tower and ran towards his most favorite place, Ichiraku! As he approached Ichiraku he was interrupted when suddenly Sakura bounced out of nowhere and confronted him.
"Naruto, I need your opinion on something!" she suddenly blurted
Naruto looked at her with a confused look.
"Okay go on.." he replied
She started to fiddle around and looking away nervously. Naruto looked at her strangely, when did she pick up Hinata's habit?
"IWASWONDERINGIFYOUCOULDHELPMEGOONADATEWITHSASUKE-KUN!" she shouted in one breath
He looked at her dumbfounded.
"Err what? Repeat that, this time sloooower." He said
She tried to calm herself down before trying again
"I just wondering if you could hook me and Sasuke-kun up on a date?" she asked
Naruto looked at her and opened his mouth to answer when his stomach suddenly growled. They both sweatdropped.
"Let's discuss this when I've finished eating okay good bye!" he suddenly said and dashed towards his Ramen Place.
She watched as he suddenly disappeared from her view and she sighed. She walked towards Ichiraku. When she was there Naruto was already eating his 5th Ramen Bowl, she walked quickly towards the store and sat down beside him. She ordered herself one bowl, she turned to Naruto.
"So are you going to help me and Sasuke on a date?" she asked
Naruto continued his slurping for a while before stopping, he chewed for a while then swallowed. He looked at Sakura.
"Where do I come in this plan? You want Sasuke to be your date right? I don't see how I'm supposed to be involved in this." He said
Sakura sighed.
"You are the one who is going to ask Sasuke to date me!" she said
Naruto suddenly beamed and started to nod like if he got it before suddenly losing his smile and looking at Sakura.
"You do know he's gonna say no." he said
Sakura just remembered that and her figure slumped, after 5 seconds she suddenly 'unslumped' and looked at Naruto.
"You're his best friend! You can persuade him! Yes thank you Naruto! Tell him to meet me on Saturday at 2 AM! At the new restaurant!" said, running off and leaving Naruto to splutter.
He shook his head and continued to eat his ramen in peace before stopping and thinking.
'Sasuke isn't going to go… he'll think something is up. Maybe all I have to do is tell Sasuke that I wanna meet him at that new restaurant. But then he'll figure it out, he's too ksmart of someone is going to tell him like Kakashi-sensei. Who could be eavesdropping right now.' Thought Naruto
He looked around and was satisfied when he didn't see Kakashi.
"Yes! I will persuade Sasuke to go to the new restaurant with Sakura on Saturday!" he shouted
"What?"
Naruto sighed and continued to eat his ramen before he suddenly froze. He swallowed the ramen he had in his mouth and slowly turned around. Sasuke was standing there, glaring at him.
"You are going to persuade me to go on a date with Sakura on SATURDAY!" he yelled
Naruto sweatdropped.
'This is worse than having Kakashi-sensei hear it because SASUKE HIMSELF! Heard it..' he thought
As Sasuke walked closer with a flaming aura around him, Naruto seemed to withdraw slightly until his back was pressed against the counter. Sasuke ran up to Naruto and started to strangle him.
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING! I WILL NEVER GO OUT ON A DATE WITH SAKURA YOU HEAR ME? NEVER!" Sasuke shouted, apparently choking the life out of Naruto.
Before Naruto actually suffocated he kicked Sasuke away from him and rubbed his neck, before standing up and accidently whacking his Ramen Bowl. He didn't seem to notice though, until he turned back to eat his ramen and found it on the floor. He turned to Sasuke angrily.
"You stupid bastard look what you did, you must have tried to strangle me so much that you knocked over my precious ramen bowl. I will never forgive you!" he shouted, before dashing towards Sasuke and trying to punch him in the face.
It was caught easily by Sasuke and was reversed when Naruto landed face first on the floor, just realizing that he was tripped over. Naruto growled and stood up again, running towards Sasuke and kicking him in the stomach, Sasuke doubled over but quickly dodged when a kunai was sent flying his way, he grabbed the kunai in mid-air and immediately, as he landed on the floor tossed it back at Naruto who kicked it away and ran towards Sasuke again. Sasuke formed seals and blew out 15 fireballs which Naruto dodged and aimed a kick for Sasuke's face. As Naruto predicted Sasuke hand came up to block it, but Sasuke was fast, when he had blocked Naruto's kicked almost instantly he grabbed Naruto's leg and tried to slam him into the ground but Naruto's hand shot out and his palm hit the ground, keeping Naruto off the floor.
Sasuke smirked and kicked Naruto in the stomach before using his elbow and smashing Naruto in the back with it. Naruto fell to the floor but quickly rolled aside when a huge fireball was heading towards him. How he knew? The Shadow.
Naruto got up and stopped Sasuke.
"Let's just end this!" Naruto said
Sasuke agreed and they both charged up their jutsus. Naruto summoned a Kage Bunshin and immediately started to charge his Rasengan. Sasuke jumped back from Naruto and formed seals. Lightning flared in his hands.
The commotion had caused a crowd to form around them but they didn't care. Kakashi was walking back when he saw a large crowd around something, he shrugged and walked towards them. When he was halfway there, there was a loud explosion and the crowd went crazy. Cheering. Kakashi ran there and saw his two pupils apparently clashing with their jutsus. Forming a transparent ball around them where lightning and chakra flared around.
Kakashi tried to intercept but a hand held him where he was, he looked at the man before relaxing.
"Why are you here Nerull?" Kakashi asked
"I wanted to watch the fun." Came the reply
Kakashi looked at Nerull wearily before looking back at the fight. Althought the crowd may not notice it they were both wearing out. As soon as they wore out they both were shot away from each other. Naruto flew into a random direction and smashed into a building whilst Sasuke smashed into the Ramen Store. The Man who cooks the ramen and his daughter quickly ran out when they had started fighting. All the villagers started to cheer.
"Yes! Sasuke has erased the demon! YEEEEAHHH!" they all shouted
Kakashi could feel his anger boling up at the villagers and tried to beat them up but when he looked at where Naruto should be he was gone and so was Sasuke. Nerull's hand was pointing upwards at a roof so he looked at where Nerull was pointing.
On the roof Sasuke and Naruto were at it again, fighting. Naruto managed to kick Sasuke off, Sasuke landed on his feet and stumbled a little before looking up and dozens of Naruto were rushing toward at him. He activated his Sharingan and punched one that was coming from behind, kicking another in the face and zooming across a few Naruto clones and they all exploded.
Sasuke smirked and kicked one in the cods and another in the chest, he rolled over when a Naruto clone flew across him and smashed into a brick wall, causing another poof. Sasuke spun around and kicked another across the face but this one didn't explode, Sasuke dashed towards that one and punched him in the stomach before spinning around and kicking Naruto in the jaw, sending him into the air. As Naruto flew higher into the air Sasuke crouched and jumped towards Naruto, doing a series of punches and kicks on him, just as Naruto was about to hit the floor Sasuke spun around while in the air and his leg smashed Naruto in the stomach at the same time Naruto hit the floor. Naruto spat saliva out and Sasuke rolled to a stand. Looking down at Naruto he smirked.
"You can never beat me dead last." He said
His eyes widened when suddenly that Naruto poofed into non-existence. He looked around when atleast 5,000 Narutos were talking at the same time.
"Can't beat you? Hah! You can't beat 5,000 me who is all currently charging the Rasengan right now!"
As soon as that was said millions of Narutos were dashing towards Sasuke with a Rasengan in their hand. Sasuke got into a defensive position and braced himself for the hit, he closed his eyes. In one second he heard thousands of poofs. As he opened his eyes he saw Nerull there, holding the hand of the real Naruto, the chakra in his hand suddenly dematerialized.
Naruto looked at Nerull who had taken out 5000 clones in a second all by himself and stopped his Rasengan. Nerull just looked at him sternly before his face broke into a grin.
"I win." Nerull said
He playfully shoved Naruto away from him and appeared behind Sasuke, shoving him onto the ground.
"Now I win officially!" he shouted
Naruto glared at Nerull.
"That's not-" said naruto
"The Ninja Tournament is starting soon, you guys should hurry if you don't want to miss it." Said Nerull, interrupting Naruto in his speech
Sasuke and Naruto suddenly looked at each other before Sasuke smirked and Naruto grinned,
"Race you there." They both said before dashing off towards the Ninja Tournament.
"OI! The tournament is that way!" shouted Nerull, pointing in the opposite direction of where they went. Groans could be heard and Sasuke and Naruto dashed across, leaving a trail of smoke behind them.
Nerull continued his way towards the Tournament when suddenly Kakashi came up to him and put a hand on his shoulder.
"Akatsuki is about to invade. I suggest that you get to the gates." Said Kakashi before disappearing
Nerull looked at the villagers and made them go back to whatever they were doing before disappearing and re-appearing at the Konoha Gates. A few strangers in ragged cloaks were walking towards them, they were wearing a Sakkat, 5 of them.
"Uchiha Itachi. What brings you here, I'm surprised that you managed to escape Konoha once again and return to Akatsuki. Especially when I brought your SORRY ASS BACK HERE!" Said Nerull
They all froze and looked at each other, one of them nodded and they removed their Sakkats and their cloaks. Revealing the Akatsuki cloak on the inside.
"You must be pretty good to know it's us. Plus you guys were stupid enough to let me go." Said Itachi
Nerull nodded to the Gate Guards to retreat back inside and shut the gates, they obeyed. Itachi tried to dash in back a sharp kick to his stomach and jaw sent him flying backwards. He spun around in mid air and landed on the ground. Skidding across it. When he stopped he looked at Nerull and narrowed his eyes.
"You were the stupid one. He said, only recognizing him.
Nerull suddenly looked around and put on a 'Duh' face.
"No, I purposely let you go, I let you escape." Nerull shouted
Itachi and his friends snorted but each of them got a sharp kick in the back. Nerull stepped on Itachi's back with one foot and kicked Deidara with his other foot. He jumped off Itachi and kicked Sasori away. He ducked as a puppet tried to whack him, he ripped the puppet apart and stabbed Itachi in the thigh with a Kunai before trapping them all in the Ultimate Genjutsu.
Itachi noticed that they were still outside of Konoha and looked at Nerull, who was on the floor. Bleeding and dead. They all smirked but they didn't realize that they were in a Genjutsu. They broke the gates down and dashed towards the Hokage tower killing anyone they saw, when he burst into the Hokage office there were 18 Tsunades. Cracking their knuckles.
"Shit! This is genjutsu!" shouted Itachi
The 18 Tsunades smirked and beat the shit out of the Akatsuki before Nerull suddenly appeared and stabbed him each in the back, giving a swift kick to each of them…. In the face. He grabbed them one by one and tossed them out the window, they smashed the ground and fell extreme pain before Nerull released the Genjutsu. He spat out blood while the Akatsuki were trying to stand up. Nerull finished throwing up blood and smashed them all in the head, hard. They all quickly retreated after that.
Nerull watched them leave and Kakashi appeared beside him.
"Why didn't you kill them." Said Kakashi, his voice held no emotion
"Because I can kill them easily, I want it to be a challenge. Now go, you have some spectating to do Mr CopyCat Ninja." Said Nerull, warping Kakashi into the Tournament.
He wiped the blood on his cloak and dumped it away. He turned back towards Konoha and the gates opened again, the Konoha Gate Guards came out and resumed their guarding. Saying their thanks to Nerull. Nerull shrugged them off and walked towards the tournament.
'This is gonna be one! Lovely day.' Thought Nerull.
As he continued his walk to the tournament his mind wandered back to the Akatsuki. Why the heck where they so bloody weak? Then he realized.
'I'm too powerful for them, that's how Elite I am, I'm cool!' thought Nerull
NOT,… TO BE CONTINUED!
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Okay guys there is another chapter for you guys. Thank you and see you next time..
Random Quote
This is gonna be one, lovely day!
-UchihaSasukeDeathbringer
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