Hello! Update! Update! UPDAAAAAAAAAAAAATE! Yes my friends, the story bumbles on!

And so we continue…

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Chapter 3: Doggon-it!

Shigure opened the door…

"Hello, who are you?" Shigure questioned the oddly familiar stranger. Ritsu stared for a few seconds before realising he looked different. He looked like a… well, a man. But just because one looks different, does not mean everything else is, this is especially true with habits.

" I'M SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME! I APOLOGISE TO THE WORLD, THE UNIVERSE!" he screamed, running around like a madman. "Ritsu, is that you?" Shigure questioned mild surprise in his voice. "Yes" he replied quietly, stopping and looking shame-faced. Shigure beckoned him in, and shut the door.

"What…what happened to you?" he asked as if he were examining a burns victim. "Well, as you know, I had my party, with lot's of sake, I woke up and…I was like this…" he said quickly, trying to get it over and done with. "I see" he said slowly, amusement evident in his voice. "So…" he started, lighting a cigarette, " What's it like to be a…mannish-type-person?" he said, drawing a puff whilst looking at Ritsu's clothing.

"…" Ritsu was blushing, and coincidently found the floor extremely fascinating, looking at the various woven threads. "Yes…" Shigure drawled, "The ladies will throw themselves you…" At this statement, Ritsu looked up, surprise and…hope on his face. "R…really?" he stuttered, going over this possibility in his head. "Well, after we get you some new clothes…" he puffed. "NEW CLOTHES?" Ritsu yelled jumping up. "Can I really!" he said excitedly. "Mmm-hmm" Shigure mumbled, "In fact, let's go see Aya now, shall we?" he said as he stood, putting out his quarter-smoked cigarette, grabbing Ritsu and walking out the door. "BUT! BUT! BUT!" Ritsu stressed as he was dragged out the door and down the street, towards the next stage of transformation…

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I'm sorry it's so crap and short, but I'm really tired and the next chapter will be up soon, I swear! This was more of a filler! I know, your thinking, 'When will Tohru come?'. Soon my lovelies soon, the metamorphosis must be complete first!

Well, R&R

BYE!