Amuse Me.

W.W.- Seriously. I'm bored. J/k, don't bite my head off! Oh, and I forgot. Mysa's pretty. Almost forgot to mention that. Not that you people couldn't have guessed... almost all anime peoples are pretty/hot/handsome/cute; the list goes on. Anyway... what was I gonna say?

Hiei- Stupid baka. You were GOING to say that you don't own YYH.

W.W.- Oh. Yeah. Don't call me a stupid baka, shorty!

Hiei- Don't call me short!

W.W.- Don't call me baka!

Mysa- ... this is going nowhere.

Kurama- Nope.

Mysa- Will you have the honors, or will I?

Kurama- Go ahead.

Mysa- WritingWoman does not own YuYuHakusho. She also can't spell, so sorry if anything is

spelled wrong.

W.W.- What, now you're apologizing for me!

Mysa- Well, YOU won't do it!

W.W.- SO!

Hiei- ... stupid baka.

Mysa & W.W.- SHUT UP SHORTY!

Hiei- DON'T CALL ME SHORT!

Everyone not involved in Hiei, Mysa & W.W.'s fight- ...

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Mysa decided to theme today. She was going to be slightly contrasting, with a torn, ripped up black shirt, and perfectly intact blue jeans, letting her hair go loose. Slipping on her spiked rings, she grabbed Syrin's other present, blew a kiss at her newest 'baby', and ran down the stairs.

"Eat something!" Her sister yelled at her as she heard Mysa thunder down the steps.

"There's no food, there's only dad's beer! Meant to tell you last night, forgot!"

"Grab something while you're out, then!"

"Fine, whatever! Be back at ten tonight!"

"Don't kill anybody!" Mysa stopped at the door.

"AW! You just took all the fun out of my day." Her sister laughed as the door slammed shut, and Mysa hopped into her car. Once again she was grateful that her sister was addicted to money, and especially to spending it. On her fifteenth birthday, Raina (Mysa's sister) had gotten her this beautiful black convertible, and had helped Mysa complete all the requirements for her real license. Raina always said it was just so she wouldn't have to drive her baby sister everywhere, and be forced to have all of baby sister's friends in big sister's car. Raina always talked to Mysa like that when she did something nice.

Soon, Mysa was outside Syrin's door. Knocking quietly, her friends' parents let her in.

"We woke her up a couple minutes ago. She should be dressed and ready to go." Her mom whispered, then giggled. "Don't worry, we didn't mention a thing to her." Syrin's dad elbowed her gently, and together they went off into the living room, giggling. Mysa rolled her eyes. 'Parents. Glad the one I got don't do that. Hm... come to think of it, he don't do anything...' She shrugged. That was dad. Then, silently, she walked down the hall to her friend's room. Opening the door, she saw that Syrin was exactly where Mysa suspected she would be. In bed. Fully dressed, and ready for the day, but passed out on the bed. That was Syrin. Grinning, she pounced on the lump, making sure to avoid all booby traps that were in the way.

"WAKEY WAKEY SLEEPING BEAUTY!" Mysa shouted.

"AUGH!" Syrin screamed in response, and tried to struggle out of Mysa's grasp.

"No way, sleeping beauty! We got plans for today! Now come on!" Syrin stopped fighting when she realized it was only Mysa.

"You bitch!" She said, but quietly, so her parents wouldn't hear. Then she grinned an evil smile. "BING!" Mysa shouted and rolled away when a bunch of arrows sped across the room, right where she had been a moment before.

"I wish I had never lent you that money..." She growled.

"I bet you do. You knew I was going to use it to add another one!"

"Yes, I suppose I did." They started laughing. "What violent brats we are!"

"Shut up. Why are you here so early?"

"To kidnap you, of course."

"Of course. I should have guessed. Really, why are you here?" Mysa jumped back on the bed, and this time she got Syrin to hold still long enough to blindfold her. After thinking a second, she also gagged her.

"Now, when have I ever lied to you?" Syrin snorted in amusement. "Yeah, I know. A lot. Anyway, this time I'm not lying. I am kidnaping you. For the day. Why anyone would want you for longer then that I have no idea. I always feel so sorry for your parents! Putting up with you day after day..." Syrin took a blind swing at Mysa. "All right! We're going!"

"Wr?" Was all she could get out.

"I can't tell you. You might leave a note for your parents." Syrin's shook her head violently. "Don't worry, you'll love it! Come on now, march!" Mysa frog marched Syrin out of the room and into her car. Once there she removed the gag, but not the blindfold. "And you'll keep that rag on if you know what is good for ya. By the way, I got another surprise for you, and it's not a rude awakening." Pushing a button on the deluxe stereo, the CD started playing. Syrin screamed.

"B.Y.O.B.! Mysa, you rock! I love this song! Thank you!"

"Yeah, but some of the other songs on this CD are pretty weird... I'll stick with Seether, thanks."

"Wuss... Wait, you listened to the System of a Down CD you got me for my birthday!"

"Of course I did. What did you expect?"

"What else could I expect from a loser, I suppose..." They started laughing, and the rest of the thirty minute trip was spent talking and laughing about inconsequential things, accompanied by some screaming at crappy drivers, who obligingly screamed back.

Yep, this was shaping up to be a great day.

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Hiei groaned silently again. This was why Botan wanted them to meet the rest here. This place was expensive as hell, and she didn't want to pay for it.'Damn baka...'

"Kurama, screw this. We don't HAVE to pay. We can just jump over the wall."

"True, but that wouldn't be smart. I don't particularly want to spend all day with a bunch of humans chasing after me. They would slow us down." Hiei said nothing, but stood there as Kurama paid.

"One adult, and one child, please." Kurama had a death wish, apparently.

"If I wasn't so tired, you'd be dead." He muttered at the fox demon in disguise.

"I know. I'm glad your tired." Kurama smiled brightly, and Hiei growled at him. Wisely, Kurama moved a little farther away. Waiting by the entrance, soon all the rest were there, Botan coming in last.

"Hi guys! Let's get started!"

"Hold on a second, Botan. We're in the best park in the whole country, and you want us to work!" Yusuke exclaimed. Botan rolled her eyes.

"I said that before you came..."

"That ain't gonna work. Let's have some fun!" And he walked off toward the ride that was right inside the entrance: The HeartStopper.

"We have a mission! The world is going to end if we... don't... stop..." No one was listening to her, except the random people that were already there, trying to beat the lines. With a broad smile she backed away, and followed the guys to the ride.

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"All right, Syrin, we're here! You can take off the 'damn rag' now!" Syrin took off the blindfold and gasped in surprise.

"MYSA! I LOVE YOU!" /O.O\ (that's Mysa. Recognize the bangs? Lol)

"Uh... chill out, girl, it's just an amusement park. But you're welcome... if you were thanking me... will you stop choking me now!" Syrin was strangling Mysa with a hug.

"Huh? Oh, sorry. I just love this place!"

"Happy birthday!"

"YOU BOUGHT THIS PLACE AND ARE GIVING IT TO ME!"

"Really, you need to chill out. We're only here for the day. My sister don't have THAT much money."

"Oh."

"And besides, I paid for this all by myself, I earned the money and everything, just like a person who's sister isn't addicted to cash."

"Aw... how sweet! Race you to the entrance! Loser buys lunch!"

"Bitch! You'd better lose, because I don't have any money on me!"

"You'd better find a way to get some, because you're too slow to catch up with me!" Somehow, after tripping each other and using plenty of Acme supplies that you think only exist on cartoons, they made it to the entrance alive, at the same time, Mysa strapped to a yacht, Syrin tied to the Empire State Building (don't know what it was doing in Japan... on loan, maybe?).

"Hey, Syrin... they won't let us in with this much stuff. This guy says we won't fit through the gate. Truce?"

"Truce! This business man is poking me in the back! Something about wanting to go home!" Mysa cut her bonds (which she couldn't do before, under the rules of the game), then went and freed Syrin. Grinning, they went through the entrance. Syrin stood there for a moment, a silly smile on her face, just staring at the rides.

"Have I ever told you how much I love this place?"

"Only once everyday."

"That few? Remind me sometime to catch up."

"I meant once each day for each of the past lives I've ever had included with this one."

"Oh. Okay, then. I suppose that's enough."

"Damn straight it is."

"Syrin! Mysa! Over here! Quit arguing and get over here!"

"Kyo!" Syrin yelled, and together the girls ran over. More like, Syrin ran, and dragged Mysa. "How did you know we were arguing?"

"You always are. You were laughing, besides. Happy birthday, Syrin. Here's your present." He handed her a small box. Inside was a bunch of small but powerful fireworks, and a couple of Syrin's favorite's, the ones that light up in a giant flash, go whizzing into the air, then explode with a sharp crack (yes, they do exist. They are some of my favorite's too, though I really liked 'Illegal as Hell'. That was some good shit)

"Thank you, Kyo!" She hugged him, and he blushed a bit. Mysa rolled her eyes. They were straight forward about everything else, but not this... NNOO... had to make it difficult, and get good old auntie Mysa to set them up... couldn't just ask each other out and get it over with.

It was a little while later when they had to stop to get something to eat. It was noon, and the rides at this place were so good that they had each puked a couple of times, so, they were hungry. Thankfully, Dragon Fire was filled with delicious, nutritious food, like cotton candy and ice cream. Splitting the bill between them (Mysa had lied; she had twenty bucks in her pocket; she had claimed that she had merely forgotten that she had stashed money in these jeans, which was possible, because she didn't trust banks much), they settled on pizza, plain cheese, so everyone could eat it. (Sorry about all the food references, but I'm hungry, and my mom is sleeping in the living room again, so I can't sneak up for anything. The kitchen is right next to the living room, there's not even a real wall in-between them) They were testing to see if the meal was a good choice or not by riding the Dragon Fire Coaster, and as soon as they got off, Kyo nudged Syrin (They were dating by this point, thanks to several tactless tactics pulled by Mysa), and pointed to a really short person standing outside the picture tent, looking very grumpy.

"Hey, Syrin, look, it's an Oompa Loompa."

"WHERE!" Kyo didn't know that Syrin was slightly afraid of the tiny orange people. "Oh. That's not a Oompa Loompa, Kyo, that's just some little kid. With..." She walked over to the short kid. His friends had joined him by this time, but she ignored them. Kneeling down in front of him, she said, "Aw, look, how sweet. He's all dressed up like he's our age! How cute!"

Hiei's eye twitched, and he reached up to strangle the human, but Kurama and Yusuke held him back.

"I'M NOT A LITTLE KID! I"M NOT SHORT, EITHER! YOU ALL ARE JUST TOO TALL!" Mysa walked up then. She didn't say a word to the still screaming Hiei, but just reached and grabbed the handle of his katana. Everyone who was with him stopped dead, and started to plan their alibis.

"Hm..." Mysa examined the sword, ringing it with a finger nail, staring down the blade, seeing how straight it was, and tested it's sharpness. When she got to that point, she grimaced.

"Syrin, he's not a little kid. Look at this blade. It's in absolute perfect condition, not a nick on it, perfectly worked steel, by an independent craftsman, with a signature handle. No kid could get this. The only thing wrong with it is it's sharpness. This thing couldn't cut dirt."

"Why would you want to cut dirt?" That was the only thing that really registered with Syrin. She wasn't really into swords; she preferred traps and poisons. Mysa sighed.

"It's just an expression, Syrin. You know what I meant. Anyway, look." She ran the blade lightly over the back of her hand, barely touching the skin; a slight cut appeared, and started to bleed. "See? That's all it does. I'm not even hurt." Handing back the katana to an enraged but completely baffled Hiei, she said, "I would fix that for you, but I don't have the right stones with me... BOTAN!" Mysa screamed suddenly. Botan, who hadn't arrived until just then, –because she had to ride the ride one last time!– looked up.

"MYSA! I didn't know you would be here!"

"It's Syrin's B-day, and this is her favorite place! I haven't seen you in a while; where have you been? You haven't met my newest baby yet!" Hiei's group (and everyone else who didn't know Mysa) stared at her. Wasn't she a bit YOUNG to be having children! Then Hiei turned away from the human and looked at Botan.

"You KNOW this baka?" Botan looked at him with slitted eyes.

"She's not an idiot, she's my friend!"

"There's a difference?" Hiei mumbled.

"Hey, don't go calling Mysa names, shorty!"

"Syrin, don't start a fight in the middle of the park... we'll get kicked out. And don't fight because he insulted me. I can't stand people fighting over inconsequential shit like that. Besides, I'd be mad at someone too, if they just walked up and took my sword." Mysa calmed down Syrin with bullshit, then turned to Hiei with death in her eyes. He met her glare. Botan broke the contest by stepping between the two.

"Mysa! It really is good to see you! What's your new baby look like?"

"She couldn't of possibly have had children." Yusuke said. Botan, Mysa, Syrin and Kyo stared at Yusuke, then laughed.

"My...My... Mysa have... Children! Are you kidding! She probably would have killed them already!" Kyo laughed, while supporting both himself and Syrin, so that they didn't hit the floor.

"Me! Have children! No, thank you! Not now, anyway! Hey... who said I would have killed them! I like kids! A little... the ones not related to me..." Mysa stopped laughing and pouted. Syrin wiped away her tears of laughter, then smiled apologetically at Mysa.

"Sorry. But it really is a funny idea... one of your babies... children..." She snorted.

"... All that aside, Botan, how do you know her?"

"What, I'm not allowed to have mortal friends?"

"Will you shut up! They can't–"

"They already know. Hey, Mysa, these guys have been jerks; don't mention it to them, k? It's more fun when you keep them in the dark anyway."

"But it's such a good story..." Syrin guffawed (now there's a word you don't see often).

"Yeah, if you want to fall asleep."

"Hey, I don't complain about all the times you tell me about this place and your traps." Hiei was staring at the woman –Mysa– while the rest talked. Every time he looked away, she blurred a little bit, as if she was moving really fast. But as soon as he looked back, it was gone. Mysa caught him doing this, and just looked at him oddly, then,

"So, Botan, what are you doing here, with all these guys?"

"Working."

"At an amusement park! What could happen at an amusement–" She was cut off by a large crashing noise.

"I told you guys to take care of it earlier!" Botan yelled at the guys as they raced off. Syrin looked at Mysa.

"This could be interesting, especially if Botan is involved. You get some popcorn, and meet us there, okay?" Mysa grumbled, but went to get the popcorn. As she was walking to the site of the explosion, she was nearly trampled by the swarms of people leaving the area. Mysa started to panic.

"SYRIN! KYO! BOTAN! WHERE ARE YOU GUYS! SYRIN!" Syrin was just standing there, in the middle of all the swarming people. Kyo was collapsed in a heap next to her. Botan was standing with her small group, off to the side, but they weren't moving. Mysa ran to Syrin. "Syrin! What's wrong with you! Why is everybody running! Why aren't you!"

"Mysa... Mysa... it's getting hard to breathe... why can't I move?...Mysa!" Mysa picked up on the worried tone in her friend's voice, and whipped around. She saw the reason why everyone was panicking, and wondered why she hadn't seen it before. It was huge, the size of a coaster at the least. Currently, it was picking through the people, among the few that couldn't move, then did a sharp turn about. Mysa saw it's face, and nearly puked. The thing was horrible to look at. It's eye's lit up when they saw her. No, when they saw Syrin.

"Yes..." It hissed. "That's the one... that soul!" It began to come toward them, slowly lurching on mutilated legs. It looked like the rotting pieces of corpses from every species all sewn together and brought back to life. But when it spoke, Mysa realized that what it wanted was to kill Syrin.

"No..." She whispered, and tried to shove Syrin, tried to get her to walk. But all Syrin could do was say,

"Mysa... it's so hard to breathe..."

"NO!" Mysa screamed, just as the monster reached them. He was reaching down, to pick Syrin up, and kill her. She knew this, just knew it. She stared straight into it's eyes as it reached down to push her out of the way and get to the prize. "No." She whispered.

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W.W.- And this is where I leave you! Good bye!