Chapter 1- The REAL introduction to crazy
"A long time ago in a galaxy far far away" announced Ềcco.
star wars song plays
"HEY! HEYYY! WAIT!STOP AND REWIND!" shouted Kỉ.
"Okay, syalp gnos sraw rats yawa RAF, RAF yxalag a ni oga emit gnol A" said Ềcco very fast, face screwed up in intense concentration.
"Wow… even listening to that gave me a headach, and ya know you kind of look constapated right now…" said Kỉ holding her head in aggravation. (As typed by Ềcco)
All of the sudden, out of no where pops up spelling b. Whose age is unknown and gender….. Well don't ask. (A1/N: HAHA SPELLING B"S A HERMAPHIDITE! I think….)
"I AM NOT! And you spelled constipated and headache wrong!" yelled spelling b.
"Where the hell did you come from! And how dare you insult my abvisly atroshiosh spelling!" shouted a very angry Ềcco.
"I am the all knowing all understanding 'Spelling b' I know everything that is to be known throughout the universe." stated Spelling b in a very nerdy yet some how mystical voice.
"Oh ya and you spelled obviously and atrocious wrong" said spelling b
"DAMN IT! SHUT UP! I sure as hell hope he never ever ever ever ever ever comes back" a now out of breath Ềcco said
"You can never be rid of me Mwahahahahahaha" said Spelling b.
and out of nowhere a giant big foot comes and lands right on top of Spelling B completely squashing him and breaking every singal wingal bone in his body.(a1/n: oh….My…….freaking………gawd. wooooooooowwwwwwww. someone's a bit high on the glucose eh?)
Once again……all of the sudden a handsome boy pops out of no where. His name….the almighty wonderful powerful hott gentle kind sweet kooky crazy….hold on…..breathes in and out David. Everyone just calls him David for short though.
(A2/n: Someone's guy crazy. whistles and points to Kỉ)
"I AM NOT! I just got out of going to an all girl's school OK! It's not my fault I'm guy deprived! GAHHH!" Kỉ says, insulted.
flashes back about one year ago to a classroom where you see students taking a test. They are all concentrating very hard when out of no where
"I…Can't…TAKE IT ANYMORE! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" screams Kỉ and she runs out of the classroom.
finishes remembering.
"Ok whatever" Ềcco says as she rolls her eyes.
"Hey Kỉ. I just wanted to wish you a happy valentines day and give you this rose." David said.
(A1/n: awwww! that's so sweet! I wish my best friend would have given me a rose on Valentines Day! glares as author 2)
(A2/n: roses are expensive OKAY! sheesh….)
"Ok while YOU TWO are having your mid-life MARRIAGE crisis…" Ềcco says as she is interrupted by author 2.
(A1/n: WE ARE NOT MARRIED…gets down on one knee Author 2…will you marry me?)
(A2/n: ummm let me think…..jeopardy music plays HELL NO! YOU CRAZY PERSON!)
"Wooooooooowwwwwwww… alrighty thenn" David says.
David looks around to find a cell phone lying on the floor.
"Hey, can I use this phone to call my mom; she needs to come pick me up." David says.
"Umm ok….I think its fine. I mean it's not my cell phone….is it yours Ềcco?" said Kỉ.
"No, it's not my phone but I'm sure no one will care." Ềcco said.
David picks the phone up off the ground, dials the number, and puts it to his ear. All of the sudden a slimy slug like thing begins to crawl out of the phone's microphone and into David's ear.
Ok so this is our first story together as "Ecco" and "Ki" if you are reding this for the first time, No we are not in a mental facility but Yes, we probably will be soon. We hope you enjoy it's randomness and we will post more after we get some reviews. Thank you for reading and we hope you enjoy it. MWUAHAHAHAHAHAH!