Cool Hip Karate Moves
Hi! Me again… thank you for your reviews ever since my first chapter. I love typing, and I'm pretty good at it. Ever since I was in school, and learning how to type. Anyway, I hope you like this chapter…
Me: Hello, and welcome to… COOL HIP KARATE MOVES! I am here with Flora! So Flora, how are you today, and what are your hidden powers?
Flora: I'm great. I don't know if I really have any COOL karate moves, but I do have some…
Me: NO KARATE MOVES? But but… why not? I thought you did, so I wanted some people to have a lot of fun reading this… and… and… and…
Flora: I do have something a little unique… I can meditate… And feel all of the troubles inside of me, the good things that have happened, everything. It's very refreshing…
Me: Yah yah blah blah blah… anything else? That I can actually write down with a lot of interesting things in it?
Flora: Well, I can pick some roses out of my flower garden, all just for me, and poke people with the thorns, but then the power of yin (or whichever one is the bad) will haunt me forever…
Me: OK… well, tell me all about it… please…
Flora: Well, I pick fresh roses from my fresh garden, which is watered to perfection. I pick off the thorns, give them to Helia, (he likes my roses) put the thorns into a jar, and wait for one of those witches or monsters to come and attack Alfea. I just wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait, and wait….
Me: OK…
Flora: It usually takes a few hours, days, even a week or so… Then I finally get to use them… Or I have the chance after about a few days, or a week, but I forget to get those pokey thorns from their jar… I always leave my jar in my room all safe and sound on my dresser that has Helia's name all over it… literally… I painted it myself…
Me: Wow… I see (writes down in notebook) So… Anything else?
Flora: I throw seeds at the villains too. Sometimes I use sunflower seeds… If nobody eats them first… Which usually happens… One time I left the sunflower seed bags out in the open with the Red Fountain Boys in front of them, unsupervised, and when I come back, from somewhere that never changes, I'm always reading my flowers in my flower garden bedtime stories, and when I came back, the seeds were all gone, so I had to buy more, and by the time I was back, the witches attacked, Alfea was nearly destroyed… It was chaos.
Me: Ok… anything else?
Flora: No… that's about it…
Me: Thank you very much Flora, and I'm glad you came… We'll see you next time on…
!COOL HIP KARATE MOVES!
Did you like it? You know, Flora is a little hard… you know with all of her peace stuff, but I'm glad she has some flowers that I could use to make all of this stuff interesting. Anyway….
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