Cool Hip Karate Moves
Hi! Me again! I miss all of those reviews… thank you purpleNova823 for the support! This time… I SHALL GET BRANDON ON THIS 'SHOW!' Anyway, enjoy!
Me: Hello again on… KOOL HIP KARATE MOVES! Today, we will have BRANDON! WOOH! So, what's up?
Brandon: Ummm… Hi, and, nothing really, I just came here to talk about… Well…
Me: Is it about Stella? Yah… uh… she was wrong about the whole… this show is a big pain… and all of that junk… this show thing is a blast…
Brandon: Yah, she had to fight me, so I would break my neck… my back, legs, and arms… she would practically kill me, and then kill herself so she could be with me… Yah I think you get it…
Me: Well thank you for joining us today… Even though you endangered your own life. Anyway, what kind of karate powers do you have?
Brandon: Well, my snucums told me not to say anything to you, but I have the powers of dragon wrestling…
Me: Ugh… Not that… I mean… something that you never told ANYONE… Except me now… PLEASE? If you don't have any… Then… I wont have anybody to talk to for the rest of the day…. Sniff sniff…
Brandon: Oh fine… I… uh… kick things.
Me: Good enough… I guess… Well, what do you kick? Cans? Rocks? Little helpless kids?
Brandon: I kick… stuff.
Me: What kind of stuff?
Brandon: Stuff… just stuff… Like yesterday, I kicked Riven's hairspray can… But it looked a lot like a jell-o powder can… You know, that guy has issues.
Me: Yah I know… I did a review thing for my first episode thingy, and he didn't talk unless I said that Musa wouldn't be coming…It was weird.
Brandon: Yah, knowing Riven for a long time, and you shall know how he acts about everyday… He gets that way a lot, and freaks a lot of people out.
Me: I see… Just spending a few minutes with him, and he can freak people out… Or is that just because I lied to him… You know, Musa really should let go of that music junk, land spend some time with Riven so he doesn't have to let his anger out on some poor helpless people like me, and the little kindergardeners… I saw it in a movie once… Everyone who has a tantrum like that picks on little 5-year olds.
Brandon: He has never done anything like that, but I guess he can do that sometimes if he ever wants to torture a little tike…
Me: Well, I'm not really a little tike… I'm older than 5, and I am PROUD! OF! IT!
Brandon: Well, I better take care of my snucums… she expected me an hour ago…
Me: Fine… Leave me… ALONE!
Brandon: Alright, bye everyone!
Me: Yah, bye Brandon… and I will see you next time on… COOL HIP KARATE MOVES! See Yah!
I hope you liked the story! Sorry I haven't updated in a long time… I will try to update all of my stories this month before Christmas, Hanukah, and Kwanzaa… R&R thanks!