Cool Hip Karate Moves

Hi! Back again… thank you for supporting my story for all these… chapters… anyway, R&R and please enjoy!

Me: Hello, again, and welcome to… COOL HIP KARATE MOVES! I am here with… DARCY!

Darcy: Hi…

Me: Hello! Wow, you are a lot prettier when you are in the cartoon, no offence…

Darcy: Let's hurry this thing up! I want you to enjoy your last day of being alive…

Me: Uh… Right… Well, what kind of karate moves do you have?

Darcy: I don't do karate… Anyway, have you interviewed Riven yet? Or at least Musa?

Me: Yah!

Darcy: Did any of them say anything about me?

Me: Well, no…

Darcy: Did Riven say anything about him and Musa breaking up? Because if he did, I will have a big talk with him… about tricking him into being my boyfriend again.

Me: NO! HE DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING ABOU T THAT! Besides, Musa and Riven love each other…

Darcy: Fine, oh yah, well… I do have some moves… I can punch magic balls or whatever at people! It's easy!

Me: When was the last time you did this?

Darcy: Why do you care?

Me: Because this 'audience' wants to know about everything you do…

Darcy: Yesterday, last week at the most? I don't remember! So much has gone on… Unless you want to count that fight I had with Icy and Stormy… Boy, are they weak sometimes… It makes me angry sometimes, I'm so tired of it that… (power balls float over Darcy's hands, and start flying everywhere)

Me: WOAH! Watch out! (Hides under chair) You could hurt something, or even worse, you can hurt me! (gasp)

Darcy: Fine (head steaming) Could we just get this thing over with! I'm ready to get out of here! I here my cell phone (Now she has a cell phone) vibrating, and that means that my sisters want me, which probably means that those stupid Winx girls are going against them, so I have to get there to help my amateur sisters defeat them and Alfea forever!

Me: Well, this isn't really over yet… Do you have anything else?

Darcy: I'll show you what other stuff I have! (Starts attacking, and breaking stuff)

Me: AAAHHHH! YOU CAN GO!

Darcy: (stops) Ok, see yah…

Me: I guess that's it! I'll see you next time on… COOL HIP KARATE MOVES! That is, if I can fix this place up first… I SHALL START BY SWEEPING THE ASH OFF THE FLOOR! BUH BYE!

I hope you liked it! I couldn't really think, because my two friends were playing in the background, so I guess I could have made it better! They leave me out of things a lot!

SEE YAH!