Cool Hip Karate Moves
HI! Me again! (I know I say that a lot! Lol, well, I am here with another chapter… (Duh) IT"S MY BIRTHDAY TODAY! YAY! (Jan. 10) so, here's the chapter! With…
Me: Hello and welcome to Cool Hip Karate Moves! Today we have… Our special guest, Bloom! Yes, yes, I know, she is the main character, and she is almost the last one that I interview, but we all know that things don't always have to go the way you want, blah blah blah…
Bloom: Umm… I am very… flattered
Me: Sorry… Anyway, do you have any karate moves?
Bloom: Yes, as a matter of fact. I kick the evil doers in the-
Me: That's nice and all, but I really meant the kick and the punch kind of stuff.
Bloom: I don't think so, but sometimes I kick the people who like the Riven & Sky pair… I don't like that Riven dude messing with my Sky honey… He's too good for Riven, and I don't want to be stuck with Musa… unless those people who like Musa & Flora pair takes Musa, then I get Helia, which I don't really mind, as long as it's a guy instead of a girl.
Me: Um… Right… Well, I don't 'worship', or whatever, those couples, so… Anyway, please tell me more!
Bloom: Well, I come out of the people's T.V. when they are asleep every Saturday, or their computer when they have it on the 5kids site, and they are on a bathroom break of something, and I turn into a 3D person, so when they wake up, or come back from the powder room, or whatever you call it, and kick them in the shin… Or some places that will hurt. It makes me sooooo mad.
Me: Good thing I don't like those couples or anything, or that would be bad… Good thing I don't go over to anybody that likes those couples.
Bloom: Well, that's about it… Unless you want to count the few times that Sky took me out on a dare date… or at least he used to. Those guys are weird sometimes.
Me: Alright then, We'll see you next time on….
!COOL HIP KARATE MOVES!
I hope you liked the chapter… I know it was very, very short, but please… I wrote it in half an hour… that was all of the time I had… anyway, see yah!