Cool Hip Karate Moves
Ok, I am SOOOO sorry I haven't been updating for a LONG time, but uh… I died… But, now I'm back, so after some happy days, the heavens sent be back to Earth to do my duties… And fulfill people's… wishes? Uh, ok, so I hope you like this chapter
Me: Hello! Ok, so today, we have… Drum role pleeeaase! Bumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbumbum…. Er, anyway, we have… Wait, WHAT? Oh, excuse me… I have to talk to my agent
(whispers) What do you mean she can't come? WHAT? First you say she can't come, now you say you give me… THIS? Fine
(regular voice)::sigh: Ok, well, I wanted to bring a special PERSON here today, but instead… :sniff: I get… Everybody, I have today with me… Kiko
Kiko::sniff sniff:
Me: Ok, so, Kiko, what kind of Cool Hip Karate Moves do you have?
Kiko::runs off across field: (yes, we are STILL in a field)
Me::runs after: WAIT:grabs Kiko: Phew… Ok, so I guess you have some good running skills… But, I want to know the good things!
Kiko: Well, no
Me: HEY! You can… Can… TALK?
Kiko: Uh… duh
Me: Uh… Uh… wow this is…… Hey, you can't talk! I knew this boxy thing on your collar was freaky! RIVEN! I KNOW IT'S YOU IN THERE! Well, not in there, BUT YOU GET THE IDEA!
Riven::riding on his scooter thing right above: Aw… :flies away:
Me: Uh… ok, so anyway Kiko… We NEED something… So, ok why don't you pose for the camera or something? Wait… AW KIKO! Ok, that was… uh… disgusting, but we shall get Bloom to… Er, clean that up for us… But anyway, let's watch you… Eat?
Kiko::eating tall grass:
Me: Ok, this is so interesting… THAT WAS SARCASM F.Y.I. KIKO! Hmph… Well, wanna play a prank Kiko? You can use your running to do that prank thing Riven did to… uh… How about a not so smart guy… Hmmmmmmmmm…
((At the witch tower place))
Me: (whisper) Ok Kiko… go on :pushes:
Kiko:runs up to troll thing and stares up at it: Hey wise guy! You are so fat, when you step on a scale, it reads, To be continued
Troll: What? You can talk?
Kiko::sniff: Well, DUH! I could always- Hey… what are you doing?
Troll:picks Kiko up and snuggles: You are a cute bunny rabbit
Kiko: What? LET GO! You are wasting time and money here! People don't want to read a story about a big… TROLL thing hugging a bunny as cute as… Ki…. Uh I!
Troll: Story? What story :stares at me:
Me: Uh… Well… er…
Kiko (at the same time)): Uh… Well… er…
Troll: Hey! This bunny rabbit can't talk! IT'S YOU!
Me thinking: Hey, I wonder why the witches can't hear this…
((witches fighting winx club and red fountain boys… without Riven))
Me: Oh… that's why… Uh… :runs up and grabs Kiko: BYE!
Kiko:sniff sniff sniff:
Troll: HEY! Bring back my bunny rabbit!
Me: IT'S NOT YOURS:still running: Well, that's all for today, we'll see you next time on….
!Cool Hip Karate Moves!
!SEE YAH!
Well, I hope you liked it, and again, sorry for not being here for a long long long long long time… but ok, uh… see yah!
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