Chapter 2: Meeting the Mystery Girl

It was now day one of Bugs' anxious waiting for the 'mystery girl' to return from her globe trip. His impatientness wasn't controlling itself and he started spiralling out of control by the time noon came around and Daffy and Sylvester were holding him down… literally.

"GET THE FUCK OFF ME!" Bugs screamed at the top of his lungs as he was about to punch a civilian, but Daffy and Sylvester stopped him just in time by tackling him towards the hard sidewalk with his nose bleeding, due to the fact that he had his face slammed first.

"BUGS!" Daffy screamed back, straining from Bugs' restistance. "GET A DAMN HOLD OF YOURSELF, MAN!"

"NEVER! LET ME GO!"

"C'mon, Bugs. This shit has gotta stop!" Sylvester pleaded softly. "You're bein' a bit melodramatic!"

"What!"

"Ever read a dictionary? Melodramatic means extremely dramatic and you're actin' like this right now. The 'mystery girl' will be back sooner than you think. Chill out."

Bugs knew he could trust his cat friend since the day they first met in high school. That was where they first met and became friends. So, he decided to calm himself down. He sighed with comfort and this signaled Sylvester and Daffy to get off of him and allow him to stand up, dusting himself off in the process.

"Okay, Sly." He said calmly as he looked at his friends. "A'ight. I'll stay as calm as I can."

"Good." Sylvester sighed as he wiped some sweat from his forehead. "Trust me on this, man. As soon as we get to the club down the street from here, you can take a few swigs of some ACME Omaga Burst."

"That energy drink?" Daffy asked. "Are you sure it's right for him? I heard that stuff can make you act like an insane bastard by the time you finish your first glass."

"Don't worry. This energy drink is just what he needs to calm him down, especially after how he acted a few minutes ago."

"You got a point."

Later, at the Black Dragon Club…

"A can of ACME Omaga Burst, please." Bugs reuqested to the bartender politely as he took his seat between Daffy and Sylvester. The bartender, who was Elmer, looking as strong as the three animals sitting before him, showed a look of shock.

"Are you sure you want this shit?" He asked in nearly the same way as Daffy. Sylvester groaned as he experienced some déja vu from him. "This stuff's kinda…"

"Insane, I know. Damn." Sylvester rudely finished. "Bugs needs this stuff to calm him down a little. His impatient ass won't control his emotions."

"What's he waiting for?"

"The 'mystery girl'."

"Ohhhhhhh, her. He should be actin' like that, knowin' that she's sexy as hell."

"I know." Bugs agreed, showing a dumb smile. "That's why I'm so anxious to see her!"

"Okay, then. If that's what you want…" Elmer went to the very back and came back 2 minutes later with a bright blue and orange can that said 'ACME Omaga Burst' on it and placed it in front of Bugs gently. "Don't rush through this shit."

"I won't." Those were the rabbit's final words before he opened the can and took a sip of the energy drink. After the first sip, he started to jitter a little and his ears went limp behind his head. This made Elmer, Daffy, and Sylvester nervous.

"You alright?" Daffy asked, taking a few steps back. Sylvester looked at his face and saw an angry smile on his face. This made him step back, too.

"Aw, shit." He muttered to himself. Elmer slowly crouched behind the counter for santuary before Bugs gulped down the rest of the drink and crushed it with his bare fist as he yelled:

"I CAN'T WAIT ANY LONGER!" After that, he started running on into the table area and wrecked everything in his path with yelling, screaming, and cursing every 5 minutes. Daffy and Sylvester looked at each other with wide eyes before they dashed into the chaos Bugs was causing. Elmer peeked from behind the counter and looked scared as he watched the fight.

"BUGS!" Sylvester tried, but no avail. Bugs was unable to hear his friends' pleads to stop. When about 7 random civilans came in, Bugs froze in his place as he stared at them. They saw him and froze themselves when they noticed how angry he was. They soon became nervous after that and started to back away slowly. This made Bugs even angrier and he charged at them, tackling the oldest of them and punching him silly on his face. Sylvester watched with wide eyes and Daffy stood beside him with his arms crossed with disappointment.

"I knew givin' him that ACME Omaga Burst shit was a bad idea." He muttered. Sylvester heard him and groaned with worry.

"Now, what do we do? Bugs has gone insane…"

"Thanks to you!"

"Daffy…"

"It's true. It was your idea to give him that crap, not mine."

"Gee, thanks a lot."

"No problem, bitch."

"Grrrrr!"

"Anyway, we better get him before…"

Sirens were heard in the distance as Bugs was about to murder the 4th of the seven people. The two got silent with shock.

"Shit!" They whispered to themselves simultaneously before they ran outside to see the police arrive at the scene. Elmer came out of the doors and stopped between Daffy and Sylvester as they watched the action in silence.

As for Bugs, he was just about to finish off the 4th person with the final blow before a policeman came up from behind him and forced his hands behind his back and handcuffed him immediately before slamming him against the hood of his car.

"Okay, buddy!" He yelled in his long limp ears. "You're under arrest for murder to innocent people!"

"YOU BETTER LET MY ASS GO, BITCH!" Bugs protested angrily as he was held back and forced into the car. As soon as they closed his door, he started yelling even louder, making his chest hurt. Sylvester, Daffy, Elmer watched him in the car as he was going crazy and cursing himself out wildly before the policeman pulled out a black stick and thwacked the angry rabbit hard on the back of his head, knocking him out cold and making the three boys at the doorway to the club flinch.

"Damn!" Daffy swore softly. Elmer shook his head with dismay while Sylvester did the same with his arms crossed.

"Bugs really wants to meet this girl, but with his emotions skyrocketing like hell, he'll never get a good life." He said to himself. "Daffy, we gotta get Bugs back."

"How?" Daffy asked, snapping out of his trance as Elmer walked back in the club. "We have to be in court to do that, right?"

"Not in Looney York City. They just send Bugs to the very back of the prison asylum and lock him in until he gets himself together. I know one way we can get him back…"

10 hours later, at the Looney Asylum Prison…

Bugs was sitting against the very back wall of his room, millions of sweatdrops slowly escaping from his pores and onto his arms and pants. He had his head leaned back with his eyes closed tight and clentched teeth in anger. He was scratching the dirt ground hard with his strong hands and he was dressed in a pair of black and white striped pants, which were stained with his sweat. Pretty soon, he started losing his anger and slowly calmed down by lowering his head and relaxing his closed eyes, looking as if he was asleep. He heard the metal door open 10 minutes later, but since he assumed it would be a officer or a guard, he didn't open his eyes. Seconds later, he heard the door close and three pairs of footsteps getting closer to him. He started squeezing his eyes tighter as he felt a hand approach him and then, it laid on his shoulder gently. Afterwards, he fell limp as he heard a voice.

"Bugs, are you okay?" Asked a sweet female voice. Bugs grew puzzled as he slowly opened his eyes and saw the 'mystery girl' just as Sylvester described her, except she was wearing a clean outfit this time. She was wearing a white t-shirt with blue jeans. She smiled a little as she saw his eyes open. "I guess Sylvester already told you about me."

Bugs couldn't utter a word, due to the fact that since he's been cursing the police out on the way in earlier, they numbed his vocal chords with a throat spray. He just chuckled harshly as he looked at the girl bunny.

"Bugs, can you talk?" Daffy asked with concern. Bugs shook his head and pointed at his neck in response, telling them that the police numbed his vocal chords. "Oh, they numbed ya voice, huh?" Bugs nodded. "Damn, what a drag."

"Tell me about it." Sylvester muttered in agreement. "Bugs, here's the 'mystery girl' you've been so angry about waiting for. Her name is Lola Jean Bunny."

"Nice to meet you, Bugs." Lola said as she hugged the strong gray rabbit with his arms still limp and down. He smiled as he slowly lifted his arms and embraced her back. Daffy and Sylvester sighed with relief.

"Whew!" Daffy sighed. "Talk about a quick recovery."

"Yeah." Sylvester agreed. "Bugs, we all came here to bail you outta here. We tried pleading to the security guards about it, but there's just no damn reasonin' wit their asses!"

Bugs released the welcoming hug with Lola and she helped him up, but then, he winced in pain from his right side of his abdomen as he held it and kneeled down a little. This worried Lola.

"Bugs, what's wrong?" She asked softly. Her voice was soothing to Bugs as he looked up at her beautiful aqua-green eyes, which were filled with concern. He tried to talk, but his voice was still a little hoarse from the spray.

"…my… side… hurts…" He hoarsely whispered as he held onto his painful side. Sylvester assisted Lola in helping the weak rabbit up while Daffy opened the door for them and they headed for the sheriff's office to try to talk things out.

Later, in the conference room…

Bugs was still in his prison outfit and in handcuffs while he was standing before the jury and the sheriff was among the jury. Sylvester was beside him, since the gray rabbit's voice was still hoarse. Daffy and Lola were sitting among the congregation.

"So, Bugs Bunny!" The sheriff started in a gruff voice. "What brings you to prison?"

"Reckless beatdowns." Sylvester replied for Bugs, who nodded in agreement. The sheriff scoffed with predicament as he stood.

"Beatdowns, huh? About what?"

"He was impatient and he couldn't wait for Lola to come back to the city from her global trip with her girls."

"Is that so?" Bugs nodded nervously, holding his side in pain again. This made the sheriff smile with satisfaction as he continued. "Well, what could've caused you're impatient ass to get outta control like this all of a sudden?"

"I urged him to drink this energy drink." Sylvester replied. "It was called ACME Omaga Burst. I heard it calms your wild side down, but I guess I was damn wrong."

"And you were!" Daffy yelled from the audience, making the Sylvester make an evil glare at him.

"SHUT THE FUCK UP, DAFFY!" He yelled at the black duck.

"I was YOUR motherfuckin' idea to tell Bugs to drink that shit!"

"Tell it to my ass!"

"SILENCE!" Screamed the sheriff, which made the two stop their little quarrel immediately. "Now, any reason why you were anxious to meet this woman?"

"Yeah." Bugs was finally able to speak after a moment of clearing his throat. "Sylvester told me about her and I really wanted to meet her and get to know her a little."

"Looks like you do have a soft side after all."

"Yeah." Daffy agreed calmly as he stood. "Bugs is truly a good guy. It's just that waiting for someone he desparately wants to meet for days makes his temper go insane. Please forgive him."

"And he shall be forgiven. Guards, release the rabbit."

Right on cue, two security guards came up behind Bugs and removed the handcuffs from his wrists. As Bugs rubbed his wrists with relief, the sheriff called Daffy and Lola up to him.

"As for the rest of you, I need you to keep an eye on Bugs. I heard his emotional problems can get a little out of hand, so be careful. Don't make him so angry that he'll pull a deadly kick to your balls. Alright?" He warned.

"Sure." Daffy replied. "We'll watch him."

"Good. Bugs, watch it with Lola."

"Why?" Bugs asked in wonder as he finished rubbing his wrists.

"She's one sexy bitch. You better be careful around her. She may pull a killer insult on you anytime."

"I'm sure she's not that bad."

"Humph!" Daffy muttered under his breath.

Later, back at Sylvester's house…

"'I'm sure she's not that bad'… MY ASS!" Daffy exclaimed. "Anyone with a pea-sized brain can tell that she's that bad."

"I tellin' ya'll, docs." Bugs protested as he looked at Lola with a smile. "She's not."

"How do you know!"

"I don't give a damn about how I know. I just know, a'ight?"

"Okay, okay. No need to fret."

"Look who's talkin'!"

"Oooh!" Lola cooed as she heard that. "Nice comeback."

"Thanks." Bugs blushed. "So, I guess you like tough guys, huh?"

"When it comes to tellin' your friend that he's a dumb bastard? Yeah."

"DAMN! She's hot!" Sylvester exclaimed as he was eating some pizza. Bugs whistled at her remark.

"She sure is." He muttered. "So, where did you just get back here from?"

"Switzerland. That was my last locale before I decided to come back. It was nice over there, but not as nice as it is here." Lola replied as she bit into her slice.

"I can hardly believe that." Daffy insulted.

"So, tomorrow, we'll get to know her a lot better." Sylvester commanded. "She's officially now part of our crew."

"Great." Bugs replied as he swallowed his final gulp of his pizza. "I can hardly wait to ask her questions. I have so many goddamn questions to ask you, girl!"

"I'm sure you do." Lola agreed seductively, making a side glance at him with a sexy smile. Bugs did his eyebrow flutter in return.

'Damn, she's sexier than what Sylvester said.' He thought in his head. 'I'm gonna start being so fuckin' nervous when I start asking her questions tommorrow.'

To be continued…