Chapter 4: The Best Nightclub Party Ever
A few minutes later, after the Looneys had their dinner, they headed on over to the AfterBurner Nightclub not too far from Sylvester's crib. When they walked inside, they were dressed not too casually. Bugs was dressed in a black sleeve-less tuxedo vest with matching business pants with a white belt, Sylvester was dressed in a blue tux with black pants, Daffy was dressed in a white t-shirt with a black vest and a pair of green business pants, Taz was dressed in a huge pair of black baggy business pants, and Lola was dressed in a white sleeve-less blouse that had a tank top style to it and a black mini skirt held up by blue suspenders. Her performing outfit was in her carrying bag she was carrying along. Daffy took a big wiff of air as he walked in.
"Now, this is more like it!" He exclaimed. "Music, lights, a stage, and… hello." He paused in his step and saw Melissa, who was beautiful white female duck with a little red hair on her head, wearing a green dress and sitting among the other females, including Silvia, Penelope, and Petunia. Sylvester nearly went crazy when he eyed Silvia, who was a beautiful white Maine Coon cat with long white hair swaying with silk, and was dressed in a pink blouse with purple flare jeans, having her long fluffy tail swaying behind her. Bugs and Taz rolled their eyes in annoyance.
"Ya'll go on ahead and meet yo' girls." Bugs muttered as Daffy and Sylvester rushed towards the group of ladies. Lola and Taz watched with disgust.
"Everybody's getting girlfriends nowadays." Lola muttered.
"What about Taz?" Taz asked again. Bugs looked up at the big gorilla-sized tasmanian devil and patted him on his strong arms.
"You're a wild monster with a soft heart, but I think the monster part is what makes some women curse your ass out." He said to him. Taz bowed his head with dispair.
"Me think it no fair shit."
"I know. Me, neither. You can just play the arcades or somethin'."
"Okay." After that, Taz reluctantly walked towards the arcade area and started enjoying himself. Lola looked over at Bugs, who lowered his head as well.
"What's wrong, Bugs?" She asked him. Bugs looked at the stage with a small smile.
"Remember the dare?" He asked back. Lola nodded.
"Yeah. What do you want me to do?"
"I told you you could do whatever you want, right?"
"Yeah, but I'm just making sure ya don't give me a restriction."
"Oh, fuck no, Lola! I wouldn't give you no goddamn restriction to whatever you wanna do."
"Then, what is it you want me to do?"
"I'll tell you after your performance, a'ight, doc?"
"You sure?"
"Yeah. Just meet me in that private door over there where Taz is."
"Okay. I'll see you then." After that, she walked towards the backstage area while Bugs met up with Daffy and Sylvester, who were sitting next to their girls.
"Daffy, I never thought a girl would say hello to ya, doc." Bugs spoke as he took his seat. "Is that Melissa?"
"That would be me." Melissa replied. "You must like Lola, huh?"
"I don't know. She still needs some observin'."
"Why?"
"Shit, Melissa! Don't question my ass!"
"Sorry."
"Sylvester, how do ya like yo' girl?"
"She's a babe!" Sylvester exclaimed. "You know her?"
"I recongize her. What's your name?"
"Silvia Coonair." Silvia replied.
"NOW I recongize ya. You're one of the girls that dissed me because of the word 'doc'. You really hit me hard when you just walked away from me, girl."
"I didn't mean to hurt your feelings, Bugs. It was just damn weird."
"Well, next time, take it as a normal word. Okay?"
"I'll keep that in mind. Thanks."
"No, thank YOU."
"Where's your woman?" Sylvester asked in a comedic tone. Bugs scoffed as he heard this.
"Lola's not my woman just yet! Give me some time! Goddamn!" He yelled back as he sat back in his seat. He noticed the lights getting dim around the place and the music was silent. "Here she comes now."
"Ooh, ooh!" Daffy grunted as he ran up to his friends and Silvia. "Is Lola about to perform?"
"What does it look like, Daff?"
"Just wonderin'… no, just kiddin'! I wanna see her sexy ass! WOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOO!"
"And I thought Taz had mental problems." Sylvester muttered to himself as he shook his head at Daffy's behavior. "You feel nervous, Bugs?"
"Me? Nervous? Where the fuck have you been, the stone age?" Bugs asked back sarcastically. Sylvester looked at the stage silently in response.
"Point taken." After that was said, the DJ, who was Road Runner, started speaking from his microphone from his place at his turntable.
"Alright, alright, alright, everybody! Welcome to the greatest party in Looney York City. I call it the greatest party because it's actually an honorary celebration to Taz for his hard work in the movie busniess!" He announced. "Please… give a damn good round of applause to our guest of honor, Taz. Give it up, ya'll!"
"I didn't know this was a celebration party for Taz." Bugs said as he applauded. Daffy clapped wildly in response.
"He's been in show business for 5 years." He stated as he was clapping. "We're celebrating because his final movie was a big sellout on the first weekend."
"Get outta here!" Sylvester exclaimed.
"Yep."
"Taz, c'mon up here by me, man. I want ya to tell everyone how much money came in the box office for your final movie debut before you retired!" Road Runner announced as Taz obeyed and walked up to the not-too-muscular, but tall road runner. "Say it like it is, man!"
"Okay." Taz replied before he carefully took the tiny mic from Road Runner. "Taz final movie before retirement number one in box office for six weekends. Highest amount was 50.7 million dollars on third weekend."
"WHOA!" Bugs, Daffy, and Sylvester screamed along with the other boys in the club before they all applauded again. Taz gave the mic back to Road Runner, who was surprisingly stunned when he took it.
"Well, holy shit!" He yelled through the loud clapping. "That's what I call hangtime for hard work! Congradulations, Taz! As a tribute to this wonderful movie that made the box office hit for six weekends, which is titled 'The Mighty Beast of Flaviessence Avenue' in case ya'll forgot, we're gonna watch the exclusive Director's Edition 2-Disc DVD of the movie after Lola's performance! Speakin' of which, are ya'll ready to see our best performer in Looney York City! Well, put yo' hands together fo' the one… the only… Lola… Jean… Bunny!"
After that was announced, the stage lights came on as Taz got the special front row seat in the club closest to the stage while Bugs remained in his seat with Sylvester and Silvia. Daffy hurriedly rushed to a seat next to Taz and got extremely comfortable, making Bugs and Sylvester shake their heads again.
"So gullible, especially when it comes to watching some sexy bitch shake her ass like hell." Bugs muttered to himself as Lola finally came onto the stage in a different outfit. She was wearing a white tank top with her signature blue shorts. This stunned Bugs as he sat up a little, trying to get a closer look. Lola noticed this and smiled seductively before she amazed the crowd by walking off the stage and approaching the muscular gray rabbit, who suddenly went wide eyed and sat back, leaning against the bar behind him with his arms on the bar. Sylvester noticed his nervousness and what Lola was going to do before he took Silvia's hand and escorted her towards the front with Taz and Daffy. When Lola finally apporached him, she grabbed the collar of his vest and pulled him towards her until he sat up straight. Then, she slowly got up on his lap and stroked his face sexually. This made him show his cute smile at her again as she spoke.
"I figured out what I wanna do with you, Bugs." She cooed softly. "It's gonna be a one-time exclusive for our audience, but a first-time thing for us."
"What is it exactly?" Bugs asked. Lola giggled as she looked down at his pants, then back up at his face. "What?"
"What do you think?" Those were her last words before she stood back up and waited for him to stand up as well. He did so as she took his hand and escorted him to the center of the dance floor. Bugs suddenly got the hint and was prepared this time. As soon as she turned to face him, he slowly placed one hand around her waist while the other made its way around her back. Lola just wrapped both of her arms around his neck and, pretty soon, they started dancing without music at first. Then, Road Runner got the hint and played a sexy and romantic slow song. Everybody else was speechless as they watched in awe. While the two bunnies were dancing alone, Lola looked up at him with a smile as she spoke.
"Bugs, about the 'doc' thing, how did it become a problem?" She whispered. Bugs looked down at her with a small smirk.
"That's a damn long story to tell right now, but I'll tell ya later, baby." Bugs replied as he allowed her head to rest on his strong chest. "Lola…"
"Yes, Bugs?"
"I was wondering… do you… uh…"
"Yeah?"
"Do you… ummmm…"
"C'MON, BUGS! SPIT IT OUT ALREADY!" Daffy yelled impatiently. Bugs groaned inside his head as he continued.
"Do you… already have a… a… a boyfriend?"
"Well, amazingly enough, I don't."
"WHAT!" Bugs stopped his dancing abruptly, holding on to Lola by her waist as he continued. "AS SEXY AS YOUR ASS IS, YOU DON'T HAVE A BOYFRIEND!"
"No…" Lola started growing into tears as she leaned her head back on Bugs' chest. "…I'm just like you with the way I talk. I keep telling boys not to call me 'doll'. It really makes them chicken out and keeps them from going out with me."
"Damn. That's a fuckin' shame right there, girl."
"There is one boy…"
"And…"
"…but, he treats like I'm his property."
"Oh, hell no!" Daffy screamed as he walked up to the two bunnies. "That's a foul right there!"
"Daffy, why are you even in this conversation, doc?" Bugs asked. Daffy placed a hand on Lola's shoulder.
"I know which boy she's talkin' about… and damn, he acts like a completely dumb bastard from hell!"
"Who is he?"
"He's this muscular white tiger named Ralphino Tigroniikwon. He's the well-known troublemakin' bitch in Looney York City, man!"
"How'd you know?" Lola asked surprisingly.
"Lola, I know everything about dumb bastards that control their girl like she's their property. Does he hit you?"
"Yeah… almost every day."
"Does he curse your ass out?"
"After he hits me."
"Does he use weapons?"
"After he curses me out, but I escape from that. Before I left for my trip, he tried to kill me with a knife."
"What the fuck?" Bugs muttered to himself. "He's really tryin' to get rid of your ass for something you didn't do, right?"
"Actually, I did do something… but, it was a nice thing I did. He just didn't take it that way like a dumb bitch he is!"
"What did you do?"
"I volunteered to clean out his junky SUV, including his… OH, MY GOD!"
"What?" Daffy asked. Lola released herself from Bugs' grip and reached into her pocket and pulled out a plastic bag full of a leafy substance. This made Taz and Sylvester approach them and Taz volunteered to take a sniff at ths stuff. After he took the big whiff, he sneezed loudly. "What is it, Taz?"
"Taz smell marajuana." Taz replied. This made the crowd gasp, including Road Runner.
"That's why he was pissed." Bugs guessed. "You took out his drugs and shit while cleanin' his ride!"
"Yeah. He's very dependant on his drugs and I didn't want him to act insane and commit suicide, so I got rid of it." Lola replied as she took the bag back.
"He's actin' as if he's gonna die without his joint." Sylvester predicted before there was a burst through the entrance, which made everybody turn towards the source, which happened to be Ralphino himself. He was enraged in extreme anger as he saw Lola standing next to Bugs.
"OH, FUCK NO!" Ralphino exclaimed as he walked up to the group, including Road Runner, who just joined in. "WHO THE HELL ARE YOU SCREWIN' WITH MY GIRL!"
"My name is Bugs Bunny, doc!" Bugs yelled back as he came up in the white tiger's face. "And to correct ya, Lola is NOT YOUR WOMAN! YOU ALMOST TRIED TO KILL HER ASS!"
"All over some shit you shouldn't be smokin'." Daffy added as he held up the bag of marijuana in his face and swung it around. "You know for damn sure that you can't be smokin' this fuckin' shit! It'll kill ya, man!"
"Tell it to someone who cares, bitch!"
"Like me." Lola came in. "I WANTED TO BE YOUR GIRL, BUT I DON'T DATE BOYS LIKE YOU WHO SMOKE WEED! By now, no girl should be datin' you!"
"You better shut the fuck up, doll! Or you're gonna get your ass whooped!"
"Call me 'doll' again! I DARE YOU!"
"Don't toy wit me, you damn son of a bitch!" Ralphino was about to punch Lola in the face, but Bugs beated him by punching him towards the ground hard across his face. As the tiger was getting up from the punch, he wiped his bleeding mouth and looked extremely pissed as he gave a cold stare at Bugs.
"Try that again, bastard!" Bugs yelled as the tiger stood up. "You'll wish you've never me Bugs Bunny!" After that, he punched Ralphino across the face again, then sent a kick to his crotch. When he was phased, Bugs saw his opportunity to try and throw the tiger into the glass bottles behind the bar, but he was caught off guard by a grab to one of his wrists by the angry wild cat, who looked at him dead in the eyes.
"You're so damn hardheaded, you know that?" Ralphino spoke as he tried to break the gray rabbit's arm, who resisted from his grip. "You just want her for her good looks."
"You're a liar!" Bugs yelled back. "I don't want her. I like her because of her personality and how she takes my 'doc' shit as if it was a normal greetin'. Not an insult!"
"Tell that personality shit to my balls!" Those were his last words before he punched Bugs in the stomach hard, knocking the wind and some of his blood out of him as he kneeled down towards the floor in pain. Daffy was about to help him, but soon froze as he saw the tiger pull out a shotgun from his backpack and aimed it at Bugs, who looked up at it with bravery instead of fear. "Now, just give Lola back to me and maybe… you won't get your dumb-ass head shot!"
Everyone was silent, waiting for Bugs' response. Sylvester looked at the clock on the wall above the bar. It said "11:45 pm". He was desparate for Bugs to get an answer by at least 11:50. He knows how Ralphino is impatient. He doesn't wait for more than 5 minutes for a reply he requested. After 5 minutes are up, it's all over for the victim. Lola grew nervous as she stood next to Taz, who held her close to his side as Bugs was finally regaining himself after 2 minutes. He slowly stood up and looked straight at the gun that was pointed at him with bravery again.
"Well?" Ralphino asked, ready to pull the trigger. Bugs stood his ground in silence for about 2 more minutes until…
"How about… " Bugs paused as he pulled out a carrot from his pocket and pointed the tip of it at the tiger, who snickered under his breath. "…fuck no?" Before anyone knew, the tip lifted up like a top and fired a sharp-as-a-needle bullet to Ralphino's forehead. It was a slow-motion moment as the tiger fell backwards, releasing the shotgun from his hands on his way down, then landing on the floor hard… and he was dead, leaving a small puddle of blood under his head. As Bugs blew the smoke coming from the carrot, Daffy went speechless, but spoke anyway.
"Bugs! You do know that you just murdered another person, right?" He asked in a worried tone. Bugs bowed his head as he nodded and placed his carrot-disguised pistol back in his pocket.
"I know." Bugs replied. "It's just that this 'doc' thing is sorta takin' ova my life and I'm tryin' to get rid of the damn thing."
"By doin' what? Killin' people?"
"No, but…"
"I think Bugs is makin' a point, ya'll." Road Runner interrupted as he overheard the conversation. "I've heard of his 'doc' issue and how it really affected his life. He could have a life of livin' hell if he keeps this up longa. So, Bugs, try to avoid killin' random people every two days. Please?"
"Road Runner…"
"I'm tryin' to keep your ass from getting nabbed by the police again! It was all over the news yesterday."
"It was?"
"Yeah." Silvia replied as she walked up to Bugs. "I really felt sorry for you and I started feeling bad about myself with the disrespecting and all."
"You've got to control yourself, Bugs." Sylvester agreed. "I don't want ya to get into trouble again."
Lola walked up to Bugs and embraced him with concern in her heart as she was crying tears on his chest. He looked down at her with a affectionate smile on his face as he was rubbing her back gently.
"You have a point, doc." He said quietly as he embraced Lola closer to him. "All this killin' and shit is really gettin' a little too far for me. So, ya know what?"
"What?" Daffy asked. Bugs chuckled with a smile that could send a girl fainting before he said:
"I'm gonna take it easy. No more shootin', murderin', and all that jazz from this day on."
Everybody in the club cheered as they heard this, leaving the two bunnies embracing each other in the center of the celebrating circle. Bugs and Lola just looked at each other for a minute, then… they looked into each other's eyes deeply as they felt as though they were alone. Bugs then forced her closer to his face before they finally kissed in a passionate liplock with Lola's arms around his neck and Bugs' strong arms around her waist. Road Runner and Taz noticed and they watched the two in awe silently. Everybody pretty much spent the rest of the night just like that.
To be continued…