Chapter 5: Meeting New Friends & a Weird Pet
(Just want to let you know before we continue… there will be a special appearance by the Loonatics… Underground style as well. Enjoy!)
It was the morning after Bugs declaired that he would never kill another innocent person again and he woke up smiling. When he did wake up, he actually found himself in the passenger seat of Sylvester's SUV, buckled up. He was a little surprised as he scratched his head.
"They didn't have the heart to wake me up, I guess." He said to himself as he unbuckled himself and got out of the vehicle. When he exited the garage, he found Sylvester sitting on the couch, watching tv while Daffy and Lola were upstairs. When Bugs approached the muscular cat, he nearly gasped when he saw what the cat was holding in his lap. "What the hell…?"
"Hey, Bugs!" Sylvester greeted, patting the unknown creature on the back. "Did ya sleep well in the car?"
"Surprisingly, I did, yeah… but, what the fuck is that thing you got in yo' lap, doc?"
"Cool, isn't he? Wile E. made him in the Men's bathroom at the club after we cheered for about 10 minutes. He calls him a Deroxxiikusson Flashikowharyu species, otherwise known as a Giant Komodo Ferrehare. I named him Pytee." (pronounced as 'Petey')
"Does he do that shit fo' a livin' or somethin', doc?"
"Yeah, he does."
"Damn. He needs to get his ass out more. Anyway, where's Daffy and Lola?"
"Upstairs. Daffy's probably still sleepin' and Lola's on the computer in her room, surfin' the internet. I'm gonna cook breakfast in 5 minutes."
"O… kay, then. I'll be goin' now." After that, Bugs walked up the stairs to find Daffy sleeping in the middle of the long hallway, drooling on the floor in the process. "Damn you, Daffy. You drunk off your ass, man!"
"Huh? What?" Daffy babbled as he woke up and looked up at Bugs. "Hey, Bugs."
"I thought you were sleepin' in yo' bed, doc! What happened?"
"Well, Wile E. dared me to go a little more harder on the wine at the club and I did. I started feeling so drunk that I couldn't walk straight, so I gave up and just decided to plop my ass on the floor and sleep here."
"That's embarassin', doc!"
"Don't hate."
"Yeah, he's drunk outta his fuckin' life. Anyway, how come ya'll didn't wake me up when I fell asleep in the SUV on the way back? I didn't mind."
"Yeah, but we just didn't have the heart to wake ya, after seein' you and Lola kiss fo' the first time while we were cheerin'."
"Well, the kiss was uncalled for."
"What do ya mean, Bugs? You didn't mean for the kiss to happen?"
"No! That's not…"
"YES, you did! Admit it!"
" DAFFY!"
"What?"
"It's the wine, man. It's makin' you act like you're in a horror movie."
"Come now, Bugs. You never expected my worries to escape, did ya?"
"Daffy?"
"I mean, we could've had our differences shared with one another…"
"……………………"
"…and we could've shared the same piece of…"
"DAFFY DUMAS DUCK!"
"What the hell do ya want, motherfucka!"
"You need to get more sleep, doc. You're actin' like a fuckin' retarded bitch."
"Tell it to my ass, bitch!"
"I'm gonna go see Lola now." Bugs walked off after that comment, but Daffy was still going on with his drunk insanity phrases.
"All my life I had to fight, Bugs! I had to fight my cousin, I had to fight by brother, but I loves my ass, Mr. Bunny! Yes, I do! You better rememba who you're talking to, bastard. Yous wish you've never met my ass!"
Bugs shook his head with annoyance as he finally made it to Lola's room and closed the door behind him, sighing with relief. Lola looked over her shoulder from the computer screen and looked puzzled.
"What's wrong?" She asked. Bugs walked up to her as he spoke.
"Daffy's so drunk, he doesn't even know what the fuck he's sayin', Lo." He replied. Lola giggled as she turned her attention back to the PC and continued typing.
"He overdid the wine, right?"
"Yeah."
"Figures."
Bugs watched what Lola was doing on the computer and became curious.
"How are you in a chat room early in the morning?" He asked. Lola kept her eyes on the computer screen as she spoke.
"I'm inviting some friends over all the way from AcmetropoVegas and they like to have invitations from chat rooms or an e-mail." Lola replied.
"Who are your friends?"
"The Loonatixx."
"Those guys?"
"Yeah. I'm chatting with a good friend of mine… Lexi. She'll be the one getting the invitation."
"They gonna be new here, Lola. Are ya sure?"
"Yeah. Besides, they probably wanna know about your 'doc' problem."
"Probably. Oh, shit! I forgot about Taz. Where's he at?"
"Probably downstairs with Pytee… playing with him."
"Oh. I can't wait to actually see the Loonatixx in person. The only place I saw them was on a movie poster."
"Really? Which movie was it?"
"Taz's last movie we had the celebration about last night, remember?"
"'The Mighty Beast of Flaviessence Avenue'?"
"Yeah. They looked cool on there, especially that yellow, blue eyed rabbit dude."
"Did Daffy ask you about the kiss we did last night?"
"Yeah. I told him it was uncalled for… just to tease him about his drunken ass."
"Oh, whew! We really did mean to kiss, right?"
Bugs didn't reply as he grabbed the back of the computer chair and spun her around for her to face him. He leaned down towards her and replied to her question by kissing her on the mouth passionately for about 5 minutes before they slowly released, making Lola moan with pleasure.
"I'll… take that as a 'yes'." Was all she could say before she continued back to her online chatting with Lexi. She jumped a little when she saw what Lexi typed in the chat box. It said "Are you inviting us over today?". Bugs was nearly stunned as well. "Wow. She popped the question."
"Shit!" Bugs exclaimed as he ended up watching her chat, forgetting about the breakfast cooking and Daffy's drunk words.
Later, around 9:34 am…
Bugs, Lola, Daffy, Sylvester, and Taz were all walking in the busy streets of Looney York City. While they were walking, Taz stopped and sniffed for a minute. This puzzled the other four Looneys.
"What is it, Taz?" Sylvester asked. Taz continued to sniff until he traced it all the to a car dealership. He galloped like a gorilla towards it and roared, telling his friends to follow him. They did so and they were speechless.
"THE LOONATIXX!" They all exclaimed with excitement. They saw the 6 colorful superheroes looking as cool as they were. Here's how each one of them looked like:
Ace Bunny: a yellow, blue eyed, and muscular rabbit wearing black jeans with two yellow parallel stripes going down the sides of them and a yellow upside down triangle on the center of his brown belt
Lexi Bunny: a pink rabbit that was similar to Lola, except her blonde hair was covering up one of her green eyes and she was wearing a black tank top with matching jeans with the pink parallel stripes down the sides of them and a pink belt around her waist; she also had a pink upside down triangle on the sides of each of her black boots and her loppy ears were tied with a long green ribbon
Danger Duck: an orange muscular duck with light blue eyes, dressed in a black vest and matching pants with the same parallel stripes down the sides of them, except they were orange; he had his upside down triangle on his gold chain necklace
Tech E. Coyote: a green coyote with algae greenish eyes, wearing a black t-shirt and matching jeans with his green parallel stripes down the sides of them; his green triangle was on the back of his shirt
Slam Tasmanian: a giant, purple, and extremely muscular Tasmanian devil that was nearly the same size as Taz, except 2 feet taller at the shoulders, wearing black sweatpants with his purple parallel stripes down the sides; his triangle is decorated on the right side of his pants, covering the center of the stripes
Rev Runner: a red, tall, and not-too-muscular road runner with darker green eyes, wearing a black football jersey customized with the word 'Rev R.' on the back above his red number '6', which was on the front as well, and had on black pants with his red parallel stripes down the sides of them; he also had his red triangle on each of the sleeves of his jersey
The Looneys were happy to see them, especially Bugs.
"Hey, guys!" Daffy greeted. "When did you get here?"
"Just a few hours ago." Ace replied in a deeper voice than Bugs'. "Lola invited us, thanks to Lexi being in the chat room online."
"She did?" Sylvester asked. "So, that's what she was doing early this morning."
"Yep." Lola agreed. "So, how is it in AcmetropoVegas?"
"It's okay." Danger replied in the same voice as Daffy's, but a little deeper as well. "Slam's been cheating at the poker tables lately and it's gettin' on our goddamn nerves, but we get used to it."
Taz laughed at that remark while Slam growled at him angrily for laughing at him. Pretty soon, they were in a fight outside. This sent everyone else inside the dealership and continued their conversation.
"So, what-we're-ya'll-talkin'-about-in-the-chat-room,-Lexi?" Rev asked in a fast paced, but comedic tone.
"I was telling her how sexy Bugs is with the 'doc' thing." Lola replied for her friend. Bugs nodded, but then, did a double take as he stopped his nodding and looked at Lola with shock.
"Say what?" He asked surprisingly. Lola looked at him sexually as her eyelids lowered to where her fierce aqua-green eyes looked seductive and naughty. This made him gulp nervously as he started to sweat immensely, taking out his trusty carrot and began to munch on it. Lexi chuckled at Lola's jesture as she spoke to Ace.
"Ya know, you're lucky that we're teammates, Ace." She said. Ace nodded in agreement. Sylvester, Daffy, Rev, and Danger looked at the two bunnies and then, at Taz and Slam fighting behind them in the distance. Tech did the same and shook his head.
"I liked it better when we stayed in AcmetropoVegas." He said to himself in a deep expert voice.
"Speakin' of which, about the 'doc' epidemic, how did it all start?" Ace asked. Bugs looked up from Lola's face as he was holding her around her waist.
"How about I tell ya'll…" Bugs started before he was cut off by Taz being thrown into the glass window by Slam, making everybody, except the Looneys and Loonatixx, panic. Bugs looked down at the knocked out gorilla-sized Tasmanian devil with disappointment. "…as soon as Slam and Taz calms their asses down?"
"Good idea." Daffy agreed with Sylvester nodding along with him.
"Yeah." He agreed as well. "Besides, I'm sure Pytee wants to hear the story, too."
10 minutes later…
They were all walking back to Sylvester's mansion while Bugs was explaining the story.
"So, it started out like this, docs." He started. "Way back in the day, when I was just 2 years old, I started learnin' some words. Then, I overheard my Dad talkin' some shit about a new job as a carpenter and he blurted out the word 'doc'. That's when I started sayin' it."
"You heard from yo' daddy, huh?" Danger commented. Bugs nodded.
"I was a curious lil' bunny back then. I ended up sayin' it every time I greeted someone and that freaked out my old friends and some of the girls."
"I remember that day." Daffy said. "It really scared me when I first heard him say it, but pretty soon, I found it funny and took it as a symbol of his personality."
"Yep." Sylvester agreed. "I found it weird as well, but then, it became a great conversation starter."
"That's amazing." Tech complied. "So, you were in kindergarten when you first started saying 'doc' to other people besides your family members, right?"
"And it was a fuckin' nightmare to me… especially when I said it to my teacher at story time because I had a question…" Bugs replied.
(Flashback, to Looney York Daycare Center…)-Italisized text is Bugs narrating
We see the young 5 year old Bugs Bunny, dressed in a white t-shirt with blue jeans, walking into the classroom on the first day of his new school. He sees other students walking around or playing. He shows a nervous look on his face.
It was the first day of school and I was new there. Nobody I knew was there, so I felt a little nervous and scared. As I was walkin' around the place, I happened to run into Sylvester first. He was playin' with some clay and shit.
"Hey, buddy." Sylvester greeted in his 5-year-old toddler version of his voice, looking at Bugs. "Are you new here or something?"
"Y… ye… yeah." Bugs replied nervously. "I… I'm… Bu… bugs… Bu… bunny."
"Bugs Bunny? Is that your name?"
"Yeah."
"Funny name, Bugs. I'm Sylvester Catt. Nice to meet ya!"
"Same here."
"So, shy about your first day here in this school?"
"Yeah, I am a little shy. My daddy forced me to come to this school instead of Cryphon Oaks Daycare."
"Oh, man. That's a bunch of shit right there."
"Did you say…"
"'Shit'? Yeah. I figured I would start my bad word vocabulary early, so I can curse out Mrs. Gravendor over there."
"I didn't know you could say bad words when you're 5."
"Well, really, you're not supposed to, but in my case, I need to… because Mrs. Gravendor hates cats and there's about 4 of them in this class, including myself."
"Is it okay if I can say 'doc' to other people?"
"'Doc'? What kind of bad word is that?"
"It's a word my daddy said during a phone call. I use it as a greeting, really."
"Really? Say it."
"I can't."
"Why not?"
"I'm scared."
"Of what?"
"Of what people might say when I say it."
"Don't be scared, Bugs. Me and best friend, Daffy, will be with ya every minute."
"Who's Daffy?"
"He's this black duck that has a crazy-ass attitude. He usually talks about how he hates being disrespected… over and over again. UGH! It drives me crazy just even thinkin' about it!"
"Where does he live?"
"Next door to my house. He's over there at the storytime circle. Let's go over there."
As soon as we did, I started feeling queasy as I sat down. I didn't feel too damn good about this 'doc' thing, so I kept it to myself… or TRIED to keep it to myself, per say.
"Okay, class." Mrs. Gravendor started. She was an elderly gray wolf with eyeglasses and wore a plain pink dress. "Let's take roll call. Urban Foxxhound?"
"Here." Urban called.
"Raynella Varniko?"
"Here." Raynella called.
"Sylvester Catt?"
"Here." Sylvester called.
"Daffy Duck?"
"Here!" Daffy called loudly.
"Florance Haratose?"
"Here." Florance called.
"Bugs Bunny?"
"Here, doc!" Bugs called, but then quickly gasped and covered his mouth after he said 'doc'. Everybody looked at him with disgust, including Mrs. Gravendor, who eyed him suspiciously as she placed the clipboard down on her table for a minute.
"Say that again, Mr. Bunny."
"Um… here… doc."
"Doc? What's with that?"
"It's a… um… a greetin'?"
As soon as I said that it was greetin', guess what they did… they all laughed hysterically at my ass! Daffy and Sylvester didn't laugh, though. They were feeling just as sad and embarrased as I was… and damn! I started feeling sick.
Minutes later, after that goddamn laughin' was done, that's when I started to do something that Mrs. Gravendor deserved for mentioning my 'doc' factor…
When the laughing got quiet after 5 minutes, Bugs started sweating and turned green with nausea as he held his stomach. Sylvester and Daffy saw this and they both rushed to the back of the classroom for a trash can, but Bugs weakly looked over his shoulder at them and shook his head, telling them not to. He had an idea… a very disgusting idea. Since he was feeling that sick, he decided to walk up to his teacher on purpose and he groaned with sickness.
"What's the matter, Bugs?" She asked with humor. "Feeling bad about that 'doc' crap? HA! I laugh at your misery."
"You shouldn't… really, doc." Bugs pleaded weakly as he held his stomach even tighter, looking up at Mrs. Gravendor. "I suggest you do stop before I… " He started to gag. "…I…" Then, he finally vomited all over the elderly fox's dress, making her scream with extreme shock.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, YOU DISGUSTING BASTARD!" She screamed as she looked down at the sick gray bunny throwing up all over the carpet. She started to panic as she ran to her phone and called the principal. "Sir, you've got to come to room 14 immediately! We have a crisis!"
While that was going on, all the kids were laughing at what Bugs did to their teacher's dress, including Daffy and Sylvester as they walked up to him right when he stopped vomiting for a moment. They brought in the trash can and Bugs leaned over inside it, having Sylvester rubbing his back for comfort. Daffy nodded with satisfaction.
"Good plan, Bugs." He said to himself. "Good plan."
I really felt proud of myself for what I did to her… even though I really didn't wanna be that sick. I just did it just to get her back for making the other kids tease me about my 'doc' situation.
(Flashback, to the present… in Sylvester's house…)
"…The day after, Daffy, Sylvester, and I were transferred to the ACME Daycare Center and stayed there for the rest of our pre-school lives." Bugs finished. Everybody was sitting on the floor, in front of the couch Bugs was sitting in with Pytee in his lap. "That's how it all started."
"Wow." Ace commented. "What a story."
"I really like the way you got back at the teacher for teasin' ya like that!" Danger exclaimed. Lexi chuckled along with Tech about the same thing. Lola smiled as she stood up and embraced Bugs happily.
"You were brave, Bugs." She said. "Even though you felt sicker than a dog, it really paid off, huh?"
"Yeah." Bugs agreed as he hugged back. "Too bad you weren't there to see it."
"That's okay. I wouldn't wanna see that shit anyway."
"Good! 'Cause… heh, heh! That was some disgustin' piece of shit!"
"Tell me about it." Daffy muttered. "I nearly gagged when I saw it."
"Same here." Sylvester added. "Now…" He looked down at his watch as he continued. "…goddamn it, Bugs! Your story really made time fly through lunch… WAY through lunch."
"We skipped lunch!"
"Yeah. It's almost 4:30."
"Holy shit! No wonder I'm starvin' like hell!"
"How about we go to a fancy dinner… all of us?" Bugs suggested. "I'll buy everything."
"Including Pytee?" Sylvester asked.
"Yeah."
"That's cool. Do we have to dress up?"
"Hell, no! It's casual."
"Oh, okay. Let's go then."
10 minutes later, at the Laverntimer Seafood Cusine & Bar…
The Looneys, Loonatixx, and Pytee were all at the resturant, still dressed in their usual clothes, except Pytee. He decided to wear at least a white tank top and shorts with a hole for his long tail, just to make him look like he was a citizen rather than a pet. When they went to their seats, everybody was shocked to see Bugs pull out Lola's chair for her and she smiled at his naívete as she took her seat, straightening out her shorts in the process. He pushed her seat in afterwards and he took his seat next to her. Even the his friends and Pytee were speechlessly thrilled to see that moment. Bugs was confused as to why the whole resturant was silent.
"What?" He asked. "Never seen a bunny pull out a chair for another bunny before, docs?"
"Not… really." Daffy managed to say. "That was unexpected."
"I agree!" Exclaimed everybody else around the resturant, including the kids. Bugs and Lola turned their heads to see them with surprise before they blushed with embarassment.
"Well, I wanted to replace my feelings with somethin'." Bugs pleaded as he turned away from the shocked people behind him.
"I never knew you were so naíve, Bugs." Lola said to the gray muscular rabbit. "Did you just do it just to impress me or did you do it because you love me?"
"Oooooooooh!" Everybody jeered as they heard the question. Bugs gulped with fear and nervousness as he remained calm. All of his friends were staring at him, including the waiter who just placed in a booster seat for Pytee. Lola was leaning in towards him, waiting for his reply patiently. Finally, after the 5 minutes wait, Bugs replied by saying:
"Both."
"OH, MY GOD!" Daffy, Danger, and Rev exclaimed in unison. Lola was silently shocked as she sat back in her chair and looked at him from a sideglance. Bugs did the same back to her and he smiled in cutest smile again.
"Aw, Bugs. Really?" Lola asked passionately. Bugs blushed again as he turned away shyly.
"Well… heh, heh! I really meant it, doc. It just… got to me and… heh… I just had to show you how much I love ya. I sayin' this from the bottom of my heart, baby. Please… let me be your fiancé… because…" He paused as he took her hand and held it up to his lips and kissed it gently as he continued. "…you look so damn sexy to be my girl."
"Awwwwwwwww!" The other customers of the resturant sighed, including the Looneys, Loonatixx, and Pytee. Lola was filled with passionate love as she stroked Bugs' face gently, looking into his eyes deeply before she lip-locked him into a deep kiss, tasting him lustfully as she moaned with extreme pleasure. He wrapped his arms around her waist while her arms went around his shoulders and they seemed to have been kissing forever. Lexi looked down at Pytee and saw that he was disgusted by this and she covered his eyes for him, making him sigh with relief. Everybody else in the resturant sighed at this love moment.
15 minutes later…
"That was… so enchantin' there, Bugsy Boy!" Sylvester exclaimed as he was eating his fried flounder. "You're finally turning your entire life around, man!"
"Yeah… and I'm glad, too." Bugs agreed, eating his fresh Chef's salad with ranch dressing. "If you hadn't mentioned Lola in the first place, my life would still be like some depressed shit."
"You should thank me, then."
"Well, thank you."
"You're absolutely welcome! So, now that she's your girlfriend and you killed her ex, what do ya think's gonna happen from here on in?"
"That's a damn good question, Sly. I'll think about it."
"I'm so happy!" Daffy pleaded, eating his pepperoni pan pizza and sharing portions of it with Pytee. "You're not a murderin' bitch anymore. How does it feel?"
"It feels good actually. Now, about you and that wine you had last night…"
"You're still ongoin' about that shit, Bugs?"
"Yeah. Did Wile E. really make you go for it?"
"Yeah. He was the one that put a brisk boost in it and he dared me."
"Wanna do it again… against Lola?"
"Huh?" Lola asked, looking up from her salad. Daffy just went wide eyed.
"Yeah. Lola, I overread your conversation with Lexi online earlier. Apparently, ya'll both do intense wine, too, right?"
"Oh, that. Lexi, you said that, right?"
"Yeah. Ace was pretty shocked when I told him that I could handle some hard wine. Then, Lola told me that she could and… she actually started in a contest and she won."
"Fo'-real?" Rev asked. Lola nodded.
"Yes, for real… and I'll prove it, too. Daffy, I challenge you! Whoever gets drunk or sick to their stomach first… loses. Feel up to it?"
"HOLD IT!" Yelled a gruff male voice coming towards the table. "We were just about to have one, too!"
"A drinkin' contest?" Daffy asked.
"Yeah. You and Lola look like the perfect two competitors for our contest. The winner gets a new Ferrari 360 Modena and a free visit to a car shop to get it pimped out!"
"WOW!"
"OH, HELL NO!" Lola exclaimed. "I wanna win this shit! Let's get it on, Daffy!"
"You're gonna lose, sista! I've been winnin' these contests for 3 years. I… am the wine drinkin' champ!"
"Yeah, right… the champ that got drunk last night over one."
"Oh, shut the fuck up! You're despiciable!"
"Thank you."
"C'mon, you two! Let's start this."
3 minutes later, on the resturant stage…
Lola and Daffy were on the stage, sitting at a table facing each other with determination in their faces. The Looneys, Loonatixx, and Pytee were sitting in the front tables, since they were the most supportive. Minutes later, Bugs and the old hyena, named Ralph, came onto the stage with two boxes full of bottles of the most expensive and intense wine they could find. When Bugs placed his box down, Ralph pulled out two glasses and placed one in front of Lola and one in front of Daffy. He then took out a microphone and cleared his throat before he spoke.
"Welcome to the 4th Annual LYC Random Contest. Tonight's contest is… the hard wine drinkin' contest, which Daffy has won for the first 3 years since we first started! He has a new challenger… Lola Bunny. This will be a great competition for everybody to watch. Now, this wine we have is so strong, that if Taz drank 4 bottles at one time, he'll become extremely dizzy and fall out. So, are you two prepared for this?"
"Yeah!" Daffy and Lola replied together. Ralph placed the mic down for a second and pulled out three bottles for each of them. The wine was a light blue color and this made both Looneys smile with no fear whatsoever. They were raring to go.
"You'll be timed for this one. Whoever gets drunk, passes out, gets dizzy, or pukes within the 5 minute time limit loses. Are you two ready?"
"Let's do this!" Lola said to Daffy, who shook her hand in good luck.
"We're ready, Ralph." Daffy replied. They each grabbed a bottle, preparing themselves to pour their wine into their glass.
"Okay, Bugs, time them for me. Ready… set… GO!"
The contest began smoothly. Lola poured in her drink and gulped it down while Daffy did the same with his. Everybody was cheering on for them, especially Bugs, even though he was keeping track of the time. Lexi shook her head with humor while she was holding Pytee in her lap. Taz looked at Bugs from a sideglance and saw that he was looking anxious about something, but he decided to not question him until the contest was over.
4 minutes later…
Daffy was slowing down as he was on his 9th bottle. He just gulped down his next glass and was nearly about to pass out, but he still hung in there. As for Lola, she was slowing down as well, but not as slow as Daffy was. She was actually holding herself up with her hands on the table, gagging at almost every gulp. Everyone kept chanting her name nonetheless, for they knew that Daffy was almost out of it. As soon as Lola finished her 11th bottle, she plopped down on the table and gagged again, but the crowd urged her on as she slowly sat back up and grabbed another bottle. Daffy was getting weaker as he finished his 11th bottle as well and was going for his 12th. Bugs looked at the stopwatch and saw that there was 45 seconds left. He anxiously looked at Lola, who almost puked, but swallowed it back as she took her next gulp. Daffy was out. He started feeling dizzy and he collasped off the chair… and off the stage at Sylvester's feet. Bugs stopped the time and Ralph blew the whistle.
"LOLA BUNNY IS THE WINNER!" He announced as everybody cheered for her. Bugs ran up to her aid when she was about to collaspe on the floor herself and he caught her just in time. She smiled weakly as she looked up at him and Ralph who pulled out the car keys to the new car she won. "Congradulations, Lola. That's the first time Daffy's ever lost. You must be one drinkin' bitch!"
"I'll take it personally… it was one hell of a competition for me." Lola managed to say before she gagged again. Bugs pulled out a paper bag from his back pocket and handed it to her just in time for her to vomit inside the bag. He reached up and grabbed the keys for her afterwards.
"Thanks, doc." He said. "I think we should go home right about now. I'll drive."
20 minutes later, back at Sylvester's mansion…
"Good thing you had some minty mouthwash for Lola." Sylvester said to Daffy, who was sitting on the couch with the black and white cat. Taz was playing a video game with Pytee in front of them on the floor. "If you didn't, she would still be pukin' shit by now."
"Yeah." Daffy agreed. "I always pack me some mouthwash, just in case I had onions in my burgers or somethin'. They be makin' your breath kick sombody's ass!"
"Tell me about it!"
"Sylvester!" Taz called in anger. "Pytee cheating!"
"How can ya'll cheat on a fightin' game!"
"He keep doing same goddamn move over and over like a bastard he is!"
"Don't disrespect Wile E. like dat, Taz!" Daffy exclaimed. "He worked so hard making lil' Pytee and you wanna call him a bastard!"
"He is bastard!"
"You better stop or I'm gonna kick your ass!"
"Oh, shit." Sylvester muttered. "The fuckin' wine from the contest got to him again!"
"Make me… motherfucker!" Taz yelled as he kept his focus on the game. Daffy growled with anger before he tackled the huge tasmanian devil and they ended up fighting in the wide open space of the living room. Sylvester just sat there with his head in his hands, muttering to himself as Pytee walked up to him and climbed in his lap comfortably. He allowed the cat to rub his back gently as he spoke.
"They'll never learn. Pytee, what's your function?"
"Gynaga domatu faurkuwhakii." Pytee chanted in his language invented by Wile E., called Gyrodonnhawan. Sylvester was able to translate what he said and nodded in response.
"You have two functions? What are they?"
"Tokawahan woku vanakaki eechacha."
"You can find people within miles and read people's minds, huh? Can you tell me where Bugs and Lola went to? I missed them."
"Guavakarnye flachafuku. Aaaaaapagaga fucharii!"
"Ohhhh, that's what they're doin' upstairs. Lola's not crazy because of the wine, is she?"
"Nogato."
"Oh, good. She's not being crazy at all."
Meanwhile, in Bugs' bedroom…
Bugs was shirtless as he was kissing Lola against the wall with his arms around her waist. She was shirtless herself, wearing nothing but her black bra and her shorts. Bugs was dressed in his boxer shorts. They were moaning with passion as they were rubbing each other's bodies together during the kiss. After 13 minutes, they released the kiss and looked into each other's eyes before Bugs made his move by slowly taking off Lola's shorts. She didn't flinch or stop him. She just allowed him to do whatever he pleased, as long as it gave her some pleasure. She stroked his face gently as she kept her focus on his eyes.
"So, we're doing the real thing, right?" She asked seductively. Bugs nodded slowly as he dropped her shorts to her feet. She felt this and kicked them off behind her as he spoke.
"Yeah… and I'll make it easy for ya, doc." He replied deeply as he reached behind her back to take off her bra. She stopped him there for minute, which puzzled him. "What's wrong, baby?"
"Nothing. I just wanna…" She looked down at his shorts and gasped lustfully, imagining what his solider would feel like inside of her. "…fuck you real good."
"Sure, but I'm gonna be poundin' you, baby." Bugs picked her up and walked over to his bed and laid her down gently on her back. After that, he crawled up to her, having his groin between her legs as he leaned down towards her and gave another delicious lip-lock as she rubbed his strong arms sexually in response. While this was going on, he tried another attempt in taking Lola's bra off. Once again, she stopped him when she felt his arms move, which made him stop the kiss for a second. "Why are you stoppin' me from showin' your balloons, girl?"
"Because…" Lola paused as she sat up and seductively reached behind her. "…I wanna do it myself." After that was said, she loosened the bra and slowly took it off, exposing herself to her fiancé as she smiled devilishly. Bugs did his usual cute smile as he looked at her. "How's that, Bugsy?"
"Aw, shit! Dat's what I'm talkin' about!" He slowly took off his boxers, exposing his erect member and making Lola stare at it with passion as Bugs reached for the condom on the nightstand and looked at her with passion as he placed it on without looking. "Have you done this before with your insane, but dead-ass ex?"
"Once." Lola replied with honesty. "After that one time, he swore to kill me for not doing it again."
"Damn! Talk about harsh, doc! How about we start this shit, baby?"
"Lets."
They continued their passionate lovemaking for the rest of the night… and for their first time as boyfriend and girlfriend.
To be continued…