Chapter 6: Getting to Know Ya Better
Bugs actually woke up smiling for the first time in his life the next morning. He slowly opened his eyes and looked over at his new girlfriend with a smile. He loved the way she looked as she was sleeping. She seemed like an angel to him. He didn't have the heart to wake her as he slowly sat up, slipped on his boxers and tank top, and quietly walked into the bathroom to wash his face and wake himself up. When he heard footsteps approaching, he stopped for a minute and then, grew puzzled as the footsteps stopped because he didn't see anybody. He turned away from the mirror and looked down. He smiled as he saw Pytee looking up at him with a curious face.
"Hey, Pytee." He greeted in a neighborly tone as he picked up the huge creature. "You woke up early, too, huh?"
"Mm-hm!" Pytee replied as he purred against Bugs' cheek. He smiled at his cuteness. "Hyradako flaviizkaka Lola tabeehen?"
"I don't know. She's sexy and all, but I don't know what to do with her today. Do you have any suggestions, doc?"
"Umm… yataka!"
"You do?"
"Yataka geechu! Meegata pyree kashi dumanco dravamanii tenchuwok!"
"Take her to the what!"
"Dravamanii tenchuwok!"
"Oh, fuck no! Not there, doc. There's this motherfuckin' bastard named Harolddon Foxxburrow. He hates me… entirely!"
"Flaka?"
"Yeah, really!"
"Oh! Nukaka fagadoor!"
"Yeah, now you know. I 'accidentally' killed his pet fish, Seamore, and now… he never lets me in there!"
"Snaka kombien! Gangaga ulkarri flavito averytine!"
"Sneak inside, huh? I'm not sure about that, man. I mean… what if he still finds out and he's livin' in a goddamn balcony?"
"Balakonaé savaniaproffeé!"
"The balcony's sound-proof?"
"Yataka."
"Wow. So, he won't be able to see me. What about his windows?"
"Windaka tavintino!"
"They're tinted! Damn! That's what I'm talkin' about. So he won't hear me nor see me, right?"
"Yataka agrayrano!"
"Good. Well, better tell Lola about that. Thanks, doc!" Bugs finally left out the bathroom to see Lola, but he was surprised to see that she was gone. "What the…! Where'd Lola go to?" He walked out the room and went downstairs, having Pytee follow him. When they both arrived, he was twice as surprised as he was when he realized that Lola was gone. "Silvia?"
"Hey, Bugs." Sylvia greeted as she was watching tv with Lola, who was eating grilled carrots. "Surprised to see me, aren't you?"
"Yeah. Why are you here?"
"Sylvester told me to come over because we're gonna be at a theme park for a day. Do you have any plans with Lola today?"
"Actually, Pytee and I were talkin' upstairs and I was thinkin' that Lola and I should just walk around the city together… just me and her."
"Sounds good to me." Lola replied, looking up from her plate. "Where are we gonna go?"
"Well, we could stop by the basketball court again, so you and me can get a rematch 'cause that last game didn't count."
"Why? Because I nearly fucked you in the middle of it?"
"Hell, yeah! Damn. I'm still freaked out just thinkin' about that shit, doc!"
"Okay. Where else?"
"The LYC Swimmin' Pool and then, maybe we'll stop by my old friend's house. His name is Charlie Dog."
"No, no! Charlie's house first, then the swimming pool!"
"Oh, a'ight! So, should you get ready while I cook me some breakfast?"
"Sure." Lola got up from her seat and went upstairs to get ready while Bugs made his way to the kitchen. Taz was already in there, trying to use the microwave to cook his instant breakfast. Bugs noticed that he was having trouble pressing the buttons.
"Taz, what's up, doc?"
"Microwave acting like bastard." Taz replied. Bugs chuckled as he took a closer look at the microwave.
"I don't see nothin' wrong, but it looks like yo' hands are da problem. They too big."
"Aw! But, Taz never used damn microwave before."
"Sorry, Tazzy man, but… no gorilla-sized hands are allowed to use this microwave, doc. Let me set it up fo' ya."
"NO!" Taz pushed Bugs backwards and wrapped his large arms around the microwave in defense. "Taz wanna start microwave."
"You can't, doc! I'm tryin' to tell ya right now. You… can't… use… it!"
"Taz can and will prove it. Watch!" Taz slowly released the microwave and tried pressing the desired buttons he needed to push, but still, no avail. He continued to try 5 more time and still no dice. Bugs finally got irritated and walked back up to the giant tasmanian devil, but he blocked him with his arm. That made Bugs even more irritated. "Me got it!"
"No, you don't! Trust me, doc. You'll be 90 years old by the time you finally press those buttons, man. Let me do it so you won't starve."
"FUCK, NO! TAZ WANNA PRESS DAMN BUTTONS!"
"If you don't let me press those…"
"NEVER!"
"Grrrrrrr!" Bugs was nearly about to lose it with Taz's attitude over a microwave. He finally decided to just do it. He moved his arm in front of Taz and pressed the buttons quickly before he noticed and pressed the 'start' button. Taz finally noticed and looked at Bugs. "Thank you! Shit!"
"Taz almost had it!"
"You were nowhere near the damn buttons, doc!"
"Fuck you!"
All Bugs could do was chuckle at him as he walked into the living room to wait for Lola. He pulled out his carrot case and opened it, pulling out one carrot and started munching on it for his breakfast. Sylvester and Daffy came in minutes later.
"Hey, Bugs." Daffy greeted as he sat down next to the rabbit. "What's up?"
"I just argued with Taz over a fuckin' microwave." Bugs replied smoothly, keeping his eyes focused on the tv while eating his carrot. "He over here sayin' that he had the buttons, but he never notices that his fingers are too damn big to be pressin' those small-ass buttons! So, I finally started it up for him!"
"Damn. All that shit over a microvave! Did Taz get his sleep last night?"
"I guess not."
"Goddamn!" Sylvester exclaimed as he looked over Silvia's outfit, which was a simple pink blouse with black jean shorts. "You ready?"
"Yeah." Silvia replied as she headed for the door. Sylvester followed her and they both left for the theme park. As soon as the two cats left, Taz came walking in with his breakfast and sat down in front of Daffy and Bugs rudely. Daffy was a litte offended by this.
"What the hell's wrong with you, Taz!" He asked impatiently. "All this damn anger and shit on some microwave!"
Taz didn't reply. He just held up his middle finger in front of both of them and that made them sit back in defense, making Bugs drop his carrot next to the angry tasmanian devil, who simply crushed it with his fist. This made Bugs angry.
"YOU BITCH!" He screamed as he sat up a little. "I WAS EATIN' THAT, DOC!"
"Like Taz was trying to operate microwave? Me laugh at your starving ass!" Taz said smoothly as he continued eating. Bugs turned red with steam coming out of his drooped ears as he tried to strangle the giant marsupial, but instead of Taz trying to ignore the chokehold, which didn't harm him at all, he simply grabbed the rabbit by his shirt and tossed him over his head, towards the open car garage. Daffy just sat there, speechless. He knows when Taz is extremely pissed. After 10 seconds of crashing and clanging were heard from Bugs, the angry rabbit emerged from the garage door and charged at him again… only to have his skull held perfectly into Taz's hand as he kept his eyes on the screen again. Lola came downstairs seconds later, dressed in a purple v-neck t-shirt and extremely short jean shorts with a jean design scrunchie in her hair. She was shocked at the sight she was seeing and she too looked pissed as she walked up to the two, leaving Daffy speechlessly watching the scene right in front of him. When she was completely in Taz's face, he looked at her with the same angry look before…
SLAP!
The whole fight went silent as Taz was brutally slapped across the face by Lola, who looked at him with death in her eyes. Bugs went limp as he looked from the corner of his eye, still in Taz's grip. The giant tasmanian devil was speechless as he dropped Bugs with his pre-occupied hand while his free hand went to the spot where Lola slapped him, which was a deep bloody red. He wasn't bleeding though. Bugs was now speechless as he looked at his girlfriend with shock. Daffy's beak literally dropped to the couch cushion in front of him as he saw this himself. Taz was nearly in painful tears as Lola spoke.
"What the fuck is wrong with you two!" She asked with extreme anger. "You both acted like you were 3 year olds!"
"Taz started it!" Bugs pleaded in a childish tone as he sat up. "He was the one making a damn big deal about some microwave!"
"SO! You were probably the one who had to mention the fact that his fingers were too big. So, honestly, it was your fault."
"No, it was…"
"DON'T ARGUE WITH ME, BUGS!"
"Shit." Daffy muttered as he slowly picked up his beak and placed it back on. Lola walked up to Bugs and slapped him across his face as well.
"Just admit it! YOU started it. You just better be glad that you didn't call me 'doll' just now."
"Why?" Bugs asked as he stood up, rubbing the painfully slapped cheek.
"I would've punched your ass!"
"Damn!" Daffy muttered again.
"Okay, a'ight! So, I was a little carried away, doc." Bugs continued talking as he was walking upstairs to change his clothes. "At least, Taz finally realized the damn fact that he couldn't press the fuckin' buttons! Shit!"
When Bugs was gone, Lola sighed as she sat next to Daffy, who looked at her with wide eyes. She noticed and turned towards him with puzzlement.
"What?" She asked. Daffy quickly turned his head away as he spoke.
"That was a fight for the ages! Goddamn, girl! You really slapped their asses. I could've done that to Bugs for ya!" He replied. Lola smiled as his aquaintenceship.
"You could've, but I had it all under control. Thanks."
15 minutes later, in the streets of Looney York City…
Bugs and Lola were walking together down the sidewalk with their bags full of their stuff for the swimming pool they were heading to. When they stopped at a crosswalk, Road Runner and Rev Runner came up to them surprisingly for the same purpose.
"Rev? Road Runner?" Bugs asked with a bit of shock. "What are ya'll doin' here, docs?"
"We're headin' for the swimmin' pool." Road Runner replied. "Rev and I were thinkin' of competin' against each other in a speed-swimming race."
"Oh, hell no!"
"What?"
"Lola and I are headed fo' the swimmin' pool as well… ya know, just to chill."
"Now, that's a bunch of bullshit, man! Might as well walk with ya'll then."
"Yeah… obviously."
After that, all four of them headed for the swimming pool together. When they arrived, they were happy to see that it was deserted.
"YES!" Rev cheered as he placed his bag down. "We've-got-this-place-all-to-ourselves!"
"Ya got dat right, man!" Road Runner agreed. "We'll be in the the racing pools next door. C'mon, Rev." After that, both road runners left for the racing pools while Bugs and Lola looked at each other with smiles on their faces.
"I… guess we have this big-ass pool to ourselves." Bugs spoke as he walked over to a reclining chair and placed his bag down. Lola did the same beside him. "You wanna chill here for a while or…"
"I'll sit right here." Lola replied as she placed her bags down and headed for the dressing rooms behind her.
"Okay, doc."
Meanwhile, in the dressing rooms…
Lola was just about to take off her shirt when she heard footsteps coming from the other side. She opened her door a little to see who it was. It was amazingly Wile E. and Tech working on something at the sinks. She didn't have the heart to disturb them, so she continued on with changing while she secretly listened to their conversation.
"So, are you saying that she is an extremely smart genius?" Wile E. asked.
"Yes." Tech replied. "I've seen her certificate of sciences and biology studies she earned in high school. She's outstanding. I think she'll make a perfect genetic experiment partner for you… or should I say, us."
"Well, I'll have to believe you on that. Should we tell everybody?"
"Not yet… not until Bugs finds out first."
"Okay. In the meantime, let's just enjoy ourselves while we're free."
"Good idea." After that, she heard two pairs of footsteps leave the room and when it was completely quiet again, she grew puzzled.
"I wonder who they were talking about." She said to herself as she continued to change into her swimsuit.
Back on the poolside…
Bugs was already in the pool with his black swimming trunks on. When he emerged from the surface, he saw Tech and Wile E. in their swimming trunks entering the pool. He swam over to them and smiled.
"Hey, docs!" He greeted. "I didn't know you two were in here, too."
"Well, we were discussing about a very important person to our scientific qualities." Wile E. replied as he was completely in the pool. "You know this person, speaking of which."
"Fo' real?"
"Yes." Tech replied as he was in the pool as well. "You'd be surprised as to who we're talking about."
"How surprised?"
"So surprised, you'll piss in your shorts."
"Heh, heh! Really?"
"Yep."
"Well, I'll be prepared then! I can't wait."
"What happened to you, though? You're hairs on the top of your head look a little… roughed up." Wile E. asked, eyeing the messed up, but wet hairs on his head between his ears. Bugs scratched it with nervousness as he spoke.
"Me and Taz had a little fight earlier…"
"ALL OVER A FUCKIN' MICROWAVE!" Screamed a familiar voice. They turned around to see Daffy swim up to them in his green swimming trunks. Tech nearly laughed while Wile E. held it in.
"Is that true?" Wile E. asked. Bugs nodded as he rubbed the cheek Lola slapped.
"Yeah. And Lola slapped my ass hard. Look at this shit, docs!" Bugs replied as he showed the not-so-red sore on his right cheek. The two coyote geniuses cringed at it.
"DAAAAAAAAAMN!" They both yelled as Lola came out in her blue two-piece bathing suit. She shook her head as she walked towards the edge of the pool.
"That is a hard-ass slap she gave you!" Tech exclaimed. "Is that why Taz isn't here?"
"Yeah. He's so pissed off at my ass, that he decided to stay at Sly's place… alone." Bugs replied.
"Alone? Where's Sylvester?" Wile E. asked.
"He went on a date with Silvia for a whole day."
"Shit! So, he does like Silvia, huh?"
"Hell, yeah." Bugs turned around to see Lola just diving into the pool and swimming up to the boys from underwater until she approached Tech. Then, she emerged from the surface, gasping for breath. "Hey, Lola. You're lookin' damn sexy in that bathin' suit, girl!"
"Oh, shut the hell up." She muttered as she rolled her eyes.
"Hey… um, Bugs?" Tech asked, whispering in the gray rabbit's ear.
"Yeah?" He asked back.
"You're looking at our newest assistant in our science department."
"…………………" Bugs was wide eyed at what he just heard… and who he was looking at. He turned his head towards the two coyotes and they nodded simultaneously with courage. Lola was puzzled again about this. Same for Daffy.
"What?" Lola asked, staring at the wide eyed Bugs. Daffy tried to snap him out of it by waving his hand in his face.
"Hello? Earth to Bugs Bunny!" He sang out as he was waving his hand. Bugs finally blinked himself out of the trance and cleared his throat.
"Huh? What?" He babbled randomly. Daffy turned the stunned rabbit, so he was facing him.
"You… uh… okay, man?"
"I… I am now… thank you."
"What did Tech say just now?"
"Uhhhhh………"
"C'MON, BUGS! WHAT THE FUCK DID HE SAY!"
"Who were you two talking about?" Lola asked the coyotes while Daffy was still trying to get Bugs out of his temporary trance. Tech made a sly smile while Wile E. went about his business, swimming underwater.
"You, Lola." Tech replied. Daffy heard this and stopped his many attempts to reviving his best friend. Lola was also speechless.
"Her?" Daffy asked. "Lola's a…?"
"Natural genius? Yes."
"Oh, HELL NO! Lola, is he kiddin' my ass!"
"I… don't know." Lola babbled. "A…are you?"
"Nope. I am speaking the truth here, Lola. You are… one ingenious bitch!"
"I can't be! How do you know?"
"Follow me."
Tech and Lola headed for the ladder to climb out of the pool and they approached his chair with his green bag and pulled out a certificate.
"I managed to find this in your bedroom while you were still sleeping earlier." Tech replied as he showed it to her. She took the sheet of paper and grew wide eyed again. "You probably didn't remember earning this certificate when you graduated from college, but do you remember now?"
"Hell, yeah. I do now!" Lola replied as she handed the paper back to Tech. "I remember making a genetic experiment before the graduation."
"What did you name this creature?"
"A-09. Experiment A-09."
"Exquisite! When can we see this creature?"
"You can't."
"Why not!"
"He went outta control and was forced to live in a cruel shelter for life."
"Oh, I see."
"I usually call him 'my baby' because that's how he acts like mostly."
"Well, we will see this creature of yours… one way or another."
"Thanks, Tech." She smiled as she looked over her shoulder to see Bugs. "Has Bugs gotten outta his trance yet?"
"Looks like he has."
"Good." With that, Lola jumped back in the pool and approached the calm gray rabbit. She looked at him deeply in his eyes as she spoke. "Bugs, are you alright?"
"Yeah, baby." Bugs replied. "You play basketball and you shake your sexy ass on stage…, but I never knew you were smart enough to solve some goddamn alegbra. How in the hell do you do that shit, doc?"
"Let's just say I got ways."
"Okay, a'ight, a'ight! Dat's cool with me, girl. So, that's yo' secret, huh?"
"Yeah. Many girls don't believe me when I say that I'm one smart bitch. You believe me, though… right?"
"Hell, yeah. I believe you, baby."
"I believe ya, too!" Daffy agreed. "As sexy as you are, you're a smart ass just like Tech."
"And Wile E., too."
"Oh, yeah. Wile E., too. Well, now that we've revealed Lola's secret, I'll reveal mine."
"You have a secret? Wow."
"Yeah, really, I do. Ya'll wanna know what it is?"
"What?" Tech and Wile E. asked together as they swam up to the group.
"My baby brother's a dragon."
"WHAT!" All of them asked in unison. Daffy nodded with bravery.
"Yep. I'm a big brother to a dragon. His name is Tyreese."
"What… what does he… he look… like?" Bugs managed to say.
"He's about as small as a 15 inch Beagle with orange scales, brown horns, and black stripes on his back, tail, and legs. He also has cute webbed feet on all four of his feet and he can breathe underwater or on land. My… dad was the dragon and my mom was the duck."
"So, the webbed feet are the only qualities of a duck he has?" Wile E. asked. Daffy nodded.
"Yep. He's only 8 months old right now."
"Well, damn." Lola muttered as she nearly fainted in her boyfriend's arms. Bugs was able to catch her as he spoke.
"Where is he now?" He asked.
"He's bein' held in a fuckin' zoo, like he's a wild animal… and thank god he's not!" Daffy replied with anger.
"You wanna get him out, doc?"
"I would, but since I already tried 5 goddamn times before, they forbidded my ass from visitin' it again."
"Damn. That's a bunch of bullshit, doc."
"Ain't it though? Fuck!"
"Someone who works there or volunteers there can probably get him without getting caught or…"
"…by asking nicely." Lola finished smoothly as she sat up. "Every single animal loves me so much, that they certified me as the zoo's offical caretaker and vice president."
"DAAAAAAMN!" Bugs, Daffy, and Wile E. exclaimed together. Tech nodded with satisfaction as he patted her on the shoulder.
"Excellent. Will you do the honors of freeing Tyreese for Daffy?" He asked in his expert manner. Lola looked at Bugs as she spoke.
"I will… if Bugs tells me his secret, if he has one." She replied.
"Shit!" Bugs muttered to himself. "Somehow, my inner senses told me you were gonna say that, doc."
"Well?"
"Okay, a'ight. Ya'll ready for this?"
"Yeah, we're ready." Rev called from the entrance with Road Runner standing next to him. "What's your deep, dark secret?"
"It's deep, but it's not dark. Other than the 'doc' shit, my other deep secret is that… I… I'm a… a…"
"A what?" Daffy asked impatiently.
"I'm a professional wild animal owner."
"Really?" Road Runner asked. "So, how is it deep?"
"It's the fact that I never get a chance to keep one."
"Ohhhhh, that's why."
"You happy now, Lola?"
"Yeah. Daffy, I'll get your brother for you, okay?"
"Thanks, Lola. You're not so despicable after all!" Daffy replied, embracing the tan bunny with sadness. "I just hope they didn't hurt lil' Tyreese."
"He's in a zoo, Daffy. I don't think there's no damn way they can hurt him. I promise." After she said that, she proved her promise by kissing the black duck on his left cheek gently before she walked out of the pool to change back into her normal clothes. Daffy blushed as he slowly sank beneath the surface of the water, but luckily, Bugs was able to grab him by his back as he walked towards the end of the pool. Tech, Wile E., Rev, and Road Runner followed him. As Bugs go out of the pool and settled Daffy's unconcious body next to him, he chuckled to himself.
"Well, holy shit!" he muttered. "I finally got to know Lola better, docs."
20 minutes later, at the LYC National Zoo…
Lola was walking around the place on her own, searching for Tyreese. Her hyper-sensitive ears was able to pick up a cute baby dragon squeal and turned completely around towards the reptile section before she walked inside. Many men saw her coming in because they didn't expect a girl like her to walk into a reptile section. They were whistling, cat-calling, and they even tried talking to her. She ignored every last one of them as she continued towards the small squeal she was hearing every 5 seconds. She finally approached the source of the squeal, which was Tyreese, balled up with fear as three zoo keepers were trying to pick him up. She saw a needle in one of their hands and that's when she ran into the entrance of the tank. When she bursted through the door, she screamed at the top her lungs:
"STOP!"
That made the three keepers abruptly stop and Tyreese looked up at her with curiosity. She walked up to the three and snatched the needle from the one nearest to her and crashed it against the glass. They were shocked.
"Lola Bunny!" One of the zoo keepers exclaimed. "What… what are you doing?"
"Something a vice president should be doing." Lola replied bravely as she turned her back on them and picked up Tyreese, who immediately cuddled up in her arms as she spoke. "Now, I'm gonna have to have custody of this little guy before you do any more damage to him. He does have a family, ya know!" She was about to leave until…
"Does he?" The president of the zoo, Malcom Foxx, asked as she was exiting the tank.
"Yeah. Daffy told me that this dragon is his little brother." Lola replied.
"Yeah, sure. A dragon related to a duck. That's bullshit!"
"No, it's not! It's true!"
"Prove it."
Tyreese replied to this by quacking in his roar. Lola looked down at him with a smile while Malcom looked at him with shock.
"Was that enough proof for ya?" She asked slyly. "I know you've never heard a quacking dragon before."
"So didn't we!" The three zoo keepers agreed together. Malcom's jaw dropped as he allowed Lola to walk by him in a humph.
"How many of you feel as stupid as a drunken son of a bitch?" He asked his three workers. All three of them raised their hands in response. "Damn you, Lola!"
Later, at the Valkino Theme Parks…
Silvia and Sylvester were eating inside the indoor food court, watching the news on tv. They were just talking away while they were eating until one news report was interrupted by another, which made both cats look up at the television immediately as they stopped eating for a moment.
"We interrupt your current news report to bring you this story that's just in." The reporter started. "It seems that there has been an awkward family reunion for Daffy Dumas Duck. Moments ago, the official vice president of the LYC National Zoo, Lola Jean Bunny, came by and stopped a group of zoo keepers from euthanizing an 8 month old dragon-duck mix named Tyreese. After she freed the little dragon, she brought him back to Daffy, who is, amazingly, his older brother. They just came from the city pool and went into a clinic for a DNA test on the black duck and his dragon brother. The results were true. Tyreese is the bioligical little brother of Daffy. Scientists were thrilled and Daffy was happy… to be reunited with his little brother."
"WHOA, SHIT!" Sylvester exclaimed as he dropped his fork in his chicken. Silvia was in tears as she used a napkin to wipe one off her cheek.
"Daffy had a baby brother?" She asked herself. "I didn't know he had that kind of heart."
Meanwhile, at the entrance of the clinic…
Lola, Bugs, Wile E. Tech, Rev, Road Runner, Daffy, and Tyreese just came out of the place, having Daffy hugging his little brother, who was hugging him back against his face. The others awed at them.
"That was pretty awesome!" Road Runner exclaimed. "I never knew Tyreese was your real biological brother. So, you dad was the dragon and your mom was the duck, right?"
"Yeah." Daffy replied as he held Tyreese in his arms comfortably. "After they had sex, the dragon genes were mostly passed on to him… then, my mom's came weeks later after they made love the second time."
"Wow." Bugs said. "So, now that you're his brother, what do plan on doin' now?"
"Get him to know you guys better, since he's never seen most of you before. I'm gonna be on a date with Melissa tonight and one of ya'll have to watch him for me. Who wants to volunteer?"
"Uh… I-can't." Rev replied quickly before he sped off at the speed of light. Road Runner shook his head with dismay as he spoke.
"Bugs, Lola, Taz, and I will watch him for ya." He said confidently. Daffy smiled as he handed Tyreese to Road Runner.
"I'm countin' on ya'll now." Daffy said. "If anything bad happens to him when I get back, I'm kickin' all of your asses!"
"Okay…" Bugs replied nervously. "… we won't let ya down, doc."
"Okay… oh! And before I forget, he already knows how to talk verbally."
"He does?" Lola asked. "But he's only 8 months."
"That's the big difference between ducks and dragons. They start talkin' at 8 months. We ducks start talkin' at 11 months. That's a big goddamn difference right there. Remember that."
"A'ight, doc. You have fun on your date. Tyreese will be just fine." Bugs replied.
5 hours later, back at Sylvester's house…
"Damn! Charlie Dog wasn't home… again." Bugs muttered to himself as he was playing a football video game with Taz. Tyreese was sitting in an adorable position in front of Bugs and Taz, watching their game while he was munching on some peanut butter sandwich crackers. Lola and Sylvester were sitting on the couch behind the tasmanian devil and the gray hare. "As usual, his ass is neva home when something good happens, like Daffy's reunion with Tyreese."
"What's with that bitch?" Sylvester asked with anger. "Is he scared that he'll have to chase me?"
"Hell, no! You weren't even with us when we went to his house."
"He must be tryin' to get Porky's attention."
"No." Tyreese spoke in his cute dragon voice. "Doggie with girlfriend."
"He is?" Taz asked. "Does Charlie even have girlfriend?"
"Yeah." Bugs replied. "Her name is Darlina Wolf."
"Ohhhh! But, Taz don't know wolf girl."
"So don't we! Goddamn it!" Sylvester muttered. "Wait! How did Tyreese know that?"
"How DID he know!" Bugs asked, looking down at the dragon while he paused their game, catching the little dragon off guard. He turned around and looked up at the group with a smile.
"Tyreese know everything." He replied confidently. This made the boys lean back simultaneously while Lola just shook her head.
"Daffy won't jokin' when he said Tyreese can talk." She mumbled to herself.
"Well, shit, man!" Sylvester exclaimed. "He must have some of Daffy's attitude genes in him somewhere!"
"Yeah." Taz agreed as he turned back to the game, which was still paused by a stunned Bugs. "Bugs, can we continued damn game, please?"
"Oh! My bad, doc!" Bugs finally said as he quickly unpaused the game and continued, having Tyreese turned his attention back to it as he spoke.
"You are bunch of bastards." Tyreese muttered. Bugs heard him and picked him up by his neck while Taz was choosing a play.
"Man, sit yo' ass back there with Lola and Sly where you can't bother us!" He exclaimed as he tossed the little orange dragon over his shoulder and he landed in Lola's lap perfectly. Tyreese giggled at Bugs' behavior and remained quiet afterwards as he got comfortable on Lola's legs. She soon jumped when she felt something go in her shorts.
"What the…!" She exclaimed. She looked down at Tyreese and he looked up at her with a sly smirk on his face. She smiled seductively as she got the hint and allowed him to continue. She moaned at the feeling of it, which made Sylvester look at her with confusion.
"What the fuck's wrong with you, Lola?" He asked. She looked over at the cat and sighed.
"Tyreese is rubbing my… my…" She tried to say, but couldn't. Sylvester got what she was trying to say and grew disgusted as he quickly pulled Tyreese off of her lap. She sighed again as she was relieved from the dragon's sensual touch.
"Shit!" Sylvester exclaimed as he held Tyreese. "Don't do that, Ty!"
"Me naughty around sexy bitches." He purred as he stared at Lola with a cool smirk.
"I gotta tell Daffy about this." Lola sighed as she was in her own little fantasy. "Damn!"
Later, at 9:47 pm in Bugs and Lola's room…
"Did you see what Tyreese did to me, Bugs?" Lola asked as she carried Tyreese in the room with her and settled him down. When he was on the floor, he walked over to his fleece bed and nestled himself in. Bugs sat on the edge of the bed with his hands between his legs, hunched over. "He gave me some pleasureable shit down there."
"I see." Bugs boredly sighed. "He used his tail, didn't he?"
"Yeah. He felt as good as you do when you fuck my ass!"
"He does!" Bugs looked down at Tyreese, who was already sleeping peacefully in his comfortable fleece bed in a cuddled position. "Damn! He's that good?"
"Hell, yeah."
"Wow. Daffy don't act like that."
"No, he don't… but I gotta admit. His little brother acts a bit sexy for his age."
"What if Daffy does hear about this?"
Lola chuckled as she walked up to her boyfriend and pushed him down on his back on the bed and sat on top of him near his crotch, which was between her legs. She stroked his muscles as she spoke.
"He'll never know, baby." After that was said, she leaned down towards him and kissed him on the mouth passionately, forgetting about Tyreese's presence.
To be continued…