Chapter 7: A Dragon's Curiosity is a Wonderful Gift
Now that we know that Tyreese is Daffy's biological brother, they were inseperable yet again. The next thing Daffy needed to inform was how high Tyreese's curiosity level is. None of his friends know, but he and Wile E. does. The others have to find out for themselves… which was happening the next morning.
Tyreese was the first to wake up as he slowly opened his eyes and yawned like a dog before he sat up and looked around curiously. When he started to sniff, that was it. His curious mode was turned all the way up to its maximum level. He continued to sniff around the Bunnies' bedroom and he soon crawled under a dresser. When he was completely underneath, he squealed softly as he spotted something. He couldn't make out what it was, but it had a smoothness to it. He placed the object in his mouth and crawled out, revealing that it was some kind of electric device. He squealed again as he tried to observe what the device was. He gave up after 10 minutes and held it in his mouth again as he walked off to Wile E.'s room. He stopped at the doorway to his room and started scratching on it with his small claws before he sat down like a puppy and waited patiently, still holding the mysterious device in his mouth. 10 seconds later, the door opened and Wile E. looked down at him with surprise before he picked him up like a baby.
"Hey, Tyreese." He greeted kindly as he walked back into his room and closed the door. "What's that you got there, huh?" Tyreese squealed as he released the device and it landed in Wile E.'s hand perfectly. The coyote then took a closer look at it and grew wide eyed as he recongized the item. "Do you know what this very highly classified device is?"
Tyreese shook his head in response.
"It's my first-ever GVX390 XT Password Hacker System. It enables you to hack into any password system, like an internet site, a secret hideout that has a keypad, passwords to a club or organization, or even any style of combination locks. I haven't tested it yet."
"Why is thingy handheld?" Tyreese asked.
"At first, it was a whole processor system, but I soon found out that it was way too heavy and too big to carry around. So, I re-made it into a handheld Game Boy Micro sized device. Its small size hides its purpose descretly, which is very clever of me."
"OOOOOooooooh, I see now! Can I test it?"
"Oh, I don't know. I don't give highly classified devices to young people such as yourself, even if it's been tested…"
"Awwww!"
"…but, I know you can be responsible for it."
"Really?"
"Yeah. How about you DO test out my device? Just to see if it works properly, that is."
"Okay! Where can I keep it safe at?"
"I suggest you take this…" Wile E. paused as he pulled out a small strapped wallet, made for carrying a Game Boy Micro. "…it's a special sized carrying case for little guys like you and for devices like this. Just carry this system in this wallet securely and you'll never lose it. Also make sure that nobody else touches it. Understand? You're only doing this as a test."
"Me understand." Tyreese took the wallet-sized carrying case and strapped it around his chest before Wile E. gently slipped the hacking system in the slot and buttoned it tightly to keep it from falling. "Tyreese take care of hacker thingy. Me promise."
"Good boy."
Later, at breakfast…
"Wile E., I happened to overhear your conversation with Tyreese earlier." Sylvester complied as he was eating his french toast. "Did you say something about a… hacking system device?"
"Yeah. Tyreese, show 'em." Wile E. replied before Tyreese took out the little purple device and showed it to everybody. "This is my GVX390 XT Password Hacker System. It can hack into any password secured location, including combination locks. He's on testing duty of the device."
"Well, good, 'cause I've done forgot my goddamn password to my brotha's secret stash!" Bugs exclaimed with anger. Everybody looked up at him in response.
"Your brother has a secret stash, man?" Daffy asked. Bugs nodded.
"Hell, yeah, Daffy! He's been hidin' that stash ever since I just graduated from college. I really wanna get to it, but I done forgot the password! Damn!"
"Maybe Tyreese's curiosity will help you sniff it out before you take it out." Wile E. suggested.
"Tyreese has a curious personality? Damn, I didn't know that shit!" Sylvester exclaimed. Lola giggled at that remark.
"Maybe that's why he was tryin' to fuck me yesterday with his tail." She added seductively. Tyreese purred in agreement before Wile E. continued.
"Yes. He's more curious than a ferret and a new puppy put together." He explained.
"Wow!" Taz exclaimed. "Lil' dragon more curious than Taz, too."
"Yep. Even you, Taz."
"So, how high is his curiosity level?" Lola asked. Daffy pulled out a sheet of paper as he spoke.
"Wile E. and I took some of our bedtime off to observe my lil' bro's curiosity level. It took almost a goddamn hour, but eventually, we got what we wanted."
"And…?" Bugs asked.
"Well… you figure it out."
"C'mon, Daffy, man!"
"Daffy's right for once, Bugs." Wile E. complied. "I've heard that rabbits can figure out a dragon's curiosity level by their intelligence and endurance of their personal instincts."
"What's the deal wit da relationship between rabbits and dragons, doc!"
"It's a really long story, but…"
"We've got all the damn time in the world." Sylvester protested as he got comfortable after finishing his breakfast. "Tell us how it all began."
"Okay, then. If you insist… but promise me you won't fall asleep."
"We won't. I bet it's pretty interesting." Lola replied as she sat in Bugs' lap as his hands went around her waist. Wile E. stood up from the table and sighed before he finally spoke and began the story.
"And it should. Now, way back, during the period where only a few mammals and nothing but dragons ruled the planet, there weren't any problems between any two animals alike. They say that reptiles should eat the furry and fluffy, but they were wrong."
"Who exactly?" Daffy asked.
"Biologists and scientists, including myself. What is true, however, is the population, the species, and the way of their every day living, which is not neanderthal like most people predict. They actually lived like we are today, except all contraptions, machines, and appliances were made from many materials surrounding them, including sticks, stones, tree bark, leaves, bones, and even shedded dragon scales. The heat for some appliances came from either warm molted lava or fire from a dragon."
"Okay." Bugs interrupted impatiently. "Could you please fast foreward to the part about how rabbits can get along well with dragons?"
"Fine. The first rabbit and dragon couple that started this phonomenon was a pure white lop-eared rabbit with red eyes named Gyradale and a black dragon with white stripes, silver wings, brown horns, and neon green eyes named Nyronji. They became good friends when Nyronji helped the white rabbit out of a tar pit he was purposely pushed in by the Garvatchi dragon species, who are known as 'bullies of the Vartrastic period'. By the time Nyronji successfully freed Gyradale, they began walking around the plains together, communicating with their own natural sounds, meaning that Nyronji was squealagrunting and Gyradale was sounding more like guinea pig mixed with a tiger cub."
"What happened when other creatures started seein' this?" Sylvester asked.
"They just… stopped in their tracks or stopped whatever they were in the middle of. They silently watched the two walk by, talking in their language together. Pretty soon, that offically became the law of the plains… or the law of the Vartrastic period. 200 years later, Nyronji began to become extremely curious about everything around him and Gyradale was sensing his internal curious personality for miles. When they got back together, that's when the two creatures were inseperable… forever."
"So, wit da sensin' thang goin' on with the rabbit on the dragon, did it make them last longer than usual?" Bugs asked. Wile E. nodded.
"Amazingly, yeah. They never, ever became extinct. They were gifted immorality and everlasting life by some special force from the gods of their lands. Now, the only thing they're trying to earn is 700 million dollars for the discovery of the two animals."
"Are you kiddin' me! 700 million dollars!" Daffy asked with excitement. Wile E. nodded again. "Shit, man! That's a lot of money! When does the search start! I'm ready!"
"It started 20 years ago. Experts keep saying that Nyronji and Gyradale are located deep in the Mystical Lavender Daradillii Rainforest in the very back section of the restricted part of the city zoo, but many people came there for nothing."
"You mean, they were never found for 20 years?" Lola asked with surprise.
"Exactly. At first, the prize money for finding them was only 500 dollars because they thought the two were easy to find, but after the first 10 years of the search, they realized that they were harder to find than they thought, so they raised the prize money to 500 million. After 9 more years, they were getting harder and harder to find… so hard that it seemed impossible. So, now, they've made the final prize 700 million dollars and they'll keep it that way until the two creatures are found and held in captivity."
"Damn, doc!" Bugs exclaimed as he sat back in his chair. "Talk about makin' yo'self hidden to the public. So, you want Lola and I to figure out Tyreese's curiosity level fo' ourselves?"
"That's right. You have a whole day to find out… from now until midnight. Got it?"
"Yeah, doc."
"Now, as for the search of Nyronji and Gyradale, you can do that, too. They have the prize money held in my vault in my underground lab, where they know it's safe."
"I know I'm a little late on this, but who exactly are 'they'?" Lola asked.
"The mayor of Looney York City, Charlie Dog, and his special assistants."
"So, that's where Charlie is!" Bugs exclaimed.
"I thought you knew."
"Hell, no, doc! I didn't know! Anyway, we'll get the curiosity thing down along with findin' those two legends."
"Not legends, Bugs… myths."
"Huh?"
"I'll explain later. We're wasting valuable time. Daffy, Sylvester, and Taz… you three will join me with the search as well."
"Taz go get ready!" Taz exclaimed before he galloped like a gorrilla upstairs to his room. Sylvester followed suit upstairs, running like a cat should be running. As for Daffy…
"I ain't flyin'." Daffy muttered with his arms crossed. Tyreese snarled before he painfully bit his older brother's arm, causing him to scream with pain along with forcing him to fly anyway. "AHHHHHHHHH, DAMN YOU, TYREESE!" Those were his last words before he reluctantly flew upstairs to his room to get ready. Wile E. chuckled at Tyreese's behavior as he patted him on the head.
"You really don't want your brother to be stubborn and lazy, do you?" He said to the dragon, who nodded with a sly smile. "I like you, Ty. Make sure you keep this up for a few more days. Daffy will forget that he's a lazy-ass bitch sooner than you think." After that, the brown coyote walked upstairs to get ready himself, leaving Bugs, Lola, and Tyreese alone in the kitchen. The two bunnies looked down at him in silence for about 5 minutes before Lola broke the silence by saying:
"Well, I'll take 'Getting as rich as a greedy bastard' for 700 million, Bugs."
Bugs chuckled at that phrase almost hysterically.
An hour and 30 minutes later, in the streets of the city…
Bugs, Lola, and Tyreese were riding in Lola's tricked out 2006 Toyota Yaris, complete with golden, shiny, 27" spinners on the wheels, a blue and purple gradient design, purple headlights, and pink neon lights in the trunk and under the car. Lola was driving while Bugs was in the passenger seat and Tyreese was sitting in the back, holding the hacker system securely in his lap. Bugs was astonished by the car's interior as he looked around.
"Damn, girl!" He exclaimed. "What kind of car is dis, doc!"
"It's the newest car out there, Bugs." Lola replied, keeping her eyes on the road.
"What's it called?"
"The Toyota Yaris."
"Wow… and I thought my SUV looked betta than this piece of fine shit."
"Humph! Your crazy SUV can't even comfort someone's ass without givin' them back pain because of the cheap leather you have on the seats."
"Hey! Leave my fine-ass leather alone! I paid 500 dollars fo' it."
"Yeah… cheap leather."
"Ya know what? You gonna stop hatin' about my leather, girl!"
"There ain't nobody in this car that's hatin' on your ride, Bugs! It's just that the leather is so cheap, that not even Sylvester can stop shedding his fur for 5 minutes."
"Leave it alone, then!"
"Okay!"
"Damn." It was silent now. After 10 minutes and stopping at a red light, Bugs turned towards Tyreese. "Are you gettin' any of this shit, Lil' Ty?"
"Not for one fuckin' second." Tyreese replied in an annoyed tone of his voice. Bugs scoffed as he turned back around.
"Good. Besides, we supposed to be findin' out your curiosity level, which is pretty hard to do right now. I wanna get to my bro's secret stash first."
"You're still moaning about that?" Lola asked as she pressed down on the gas at the green light. "Right now, Tyreese is more important."
"We should get his level right… about…"
Tyreese started sniffing after 3 minutes of looking out the window to his right, which made Bugs finish by saying:
"…now."
Lola parked the car next to the sidewalk before Tyreese ran out after opening his window. The two bunnies suddenly jumped simultaneously as they just felt something… strange through their ears.
"Did you feel that?" Bugs asked, keeping his eyes away from Lola, who nodded in response.
"Yeah." She replied. She soon went wide eyed as she faced Bugs and he faced her with the same expression. After 20 seconds of staring, they said simultaneously:
"Tyreese's curiosity level is at its maximum level! Daaaaaaaaamn!" After that, they both started running towards the building Tyreese just broke into with the hacker system.
Inside, the building was dark with only a little light showing from the extremely high ceiling. Tyreese was able to see through the near darkness as his green eyes glowed like flashlights. He took another sniffing session by the time Bugs and Lola finally apporached him. They were tired out, but they weren't too tired.
"Damn… this place… is… huge…, doc." Bugs said between small tired breaths. Lola nodded in agreement as she slowly stood up straight.
"I… think this is some… kind of factory." Lola guessed as she took a good look around. Then, as if it was on cue, the lights automatically came on, nearly startling the three. This made Tyreese investigate by sniffing some more while he was walking at only 3 paces at a time. Bugs and Lola just stood there watching, having Lola behind Bugs. 3 minutes after, a mysterious shadowy figure came up behind Lola and covered her mouth quick to keep her screaming turned down so Bugs nor Tyreese couldn't hear it, but for Tyreese, that failed as he stopped his sniffing for a minute and turned his head quick and roared. Bugs was puzzled as he turned around and was wide eyed at what he saw.
"Who the hell…?" He was about to say before a dagger unexpectedly plunged into his right arm, drawing blood from the wound down to his wrist as he hung on to the blade. "…AHHHHHH, SHIT!" After that was said, the figure swiftly ran away with Lola in his arms. Tyreese growled as he flapped his black feathered wings and flew off after him, dropping the hacker device in Bugs' free, but injured hand. He looked down at it, then looked up at Tyreese and got the hint with a sly smile. "Now we'll see how brave his ass is." After that was said, he sharply pulled the dagger out and tore off a piece of his shirt, using it as a bandage for his wound by tying it up over it and then, running off in the direction Tyreese went.
Meanwhile, in Downtown LYC…
Ace and Lexi were just relaxing on a bench in front of a resturant, having Ace drinking some energy drink and Lexi drinking some soda. They were just talking and enjoying themselves until they saw Daffy rush past them in a flash and Wile E., Sylvester, and Taz were coming up behind him, having Taz way ahead of the cat and coyote, who stopped right in front of the two rabbits.
"Hey, ya'll." Ace greeted after taking his 10th sip of his canned drink. "What's happenin'?"
"I've… just explained to these greedy guys that a citywide search is in progress." Wile E. replied. Ace raised an eyebrow in question as Lexi spoke.
"Which search is that?" She asked.
"Nyronji and Gyradale." Sylvester replied with excitement before he ran off again after regaining himself. Lexi looked confused.
"Nyronji and Gyradale? Who are they?"
"Two mythical creatures that have been living an eternal and immortal life since the Vartrastic period, which is the time where the many species of rabbits, kangaroos, dragons, and wallabies ruled the Earth." Wile E. replied.
"Like them dinosaurs and shit?" Ace asked. Wile E. nodded. "You mean they still livin'?"
'Yeah. Now, the mayor of our city knows where they're hidden. They're held in the restricted section of the city zoo, which is in the very back. We've sent Bugs, Lola, and Tyreese there to find them, but as for Taz, Sylvester, Daffy, and I… we're searching the perimeter of the city limits, just in case they've escaped." After that big explaination, Ace and Lexi looked at each other with wide and surprised eyes before Wile E. continued. "Also, there's a big cash prize for the one who finds the both of them, unharmed and well."
"How much is the prize?" Lexi asked.
"700 million dollars."
"DAMN!" Ace screamed, still keeping his extremely deep toned voice. "Are you serious!"
"Yeah. If you want, you can help Bugs, Lola, and Tyreese if you really want that money yourselves."
"Hey, Wile E.!" Daffy interrupted from the distance. "We need you to search the animal shelter for us! They won't let us in!"
"Well, take my advice and I'll see you soon." After that, Wile E. ran off like a real coyote ran towards the shelter. Ace and Lexi looked at each other again with shock when he was completely gone.
"Should we, Ace?" Lexi asked. "I mean, we win that much money back in AcmetropoVegas anyway."
"Yeah." Ace replied as he stood up with Lexi following suit. "I'm sure we can get those two creatures and get the share of the money when we turn them in."
"Sounds cool to me. Do we need Rev?"
"Naw, baby… but, we need Tech. I've heard about Nyronji. He can get a lil' aggressive when it comes to seein' people who want him just fo' da money."
"Alright. Let's go!"
Back at the mysterious factory…
Bugs was now right on Tyreese's tail as he continued running. The shadowy figure with the screaming Lola flew into a garbage chute after putting in a secret code on the keypad beside it. When the chute closed automatically, Tyreese barely made it as he slammed into the closed door with a loud PING! The hurt dragon then fell on his back on the floor with stars swirling around his head. Bugs apporached him seconds later and was nowhere near being out of breath.
"Shit!" He swore. "The bitch got away… and I'm talkin' about that shadowy guy."
"Ow!" Tyreese groaned as he sat up and rubbed in head before shaking himself back to normal. "Shadow man's hideout in here!"
"In a garbage chute? That's bullshit, doc."
"Yeah." Tyreese noticed the keypad next to the chute's door. "Look! It has password!"
"This is the perfect timin' to test out this hackin' thing. Do yo' thing, Ty."
"Thank you." Tyreese took the device from Bugs' jean pocket and flew up to the keypad, positioning the device like it was remote control. He then pressed a few keys on the device and a small cord came out of the front edge of it. Then, it automatically hooked itself to a socket under the keypad and made a few beeps afterwards. After about 2 minutes, the beeping stopped and a few numbers appeared on the small black screen above the keys of the device. Tyreese squealed with astonishment while Bugs looked at the device from behind the dragon. He was astonished as well.
"Holy mother fu… ahem! Excuse me!" He corrected himself. "That's a cool piece of merchandisin'. That should be sold to the folks of dis city, doc! I guess those numbers represent the passcode to the keypad." He took a closer look at the numbers. "That passcode's easy, man! Look at it and read it, Ty."
"Passcode is… 5454588." The computer from the device spoke for Tyreese. This made the both of them jump.
"Damn!" They both exclaimed simultaneously before the device's cord went back in by itself. Tyreese typed in the code and the door opened successfully. Bugs scoffed as he held the door open, allowing the dragon in first as he said to himself:
"Some passcode that was. A 3-year-old could guess that piece of shit in one try! Damn!" After that was said, he climbed into the chute and slid down as the door closed on its own again.
Meanwhile, in the city zoo…
Ace and Lexi arrived at a big building in a dark section of the very back of the zoo with Ace holding the Ninjiser 500 in his arms. As they looked at the big red door to the building, Lexi used her super hearing as she moved closer to the door.
"What do ya hear, Lex?" Ace asked. Lexi looked at the yellow rabbit over her shoulder as she spoke.
"It has a stairwell near the end of the building somewhere, but other than that, I don't hear anything unusual." She replied. "We need to get in there by force."
"How in the hell can you sense a stairwell with super hearin', girl?"
"I don't know. That shit just happens, I guess."
"Anyway, stand back." Ace walked up to the door and used his lasers to cut a hole through the door and they both walked in. Lexi used her super hearing again as she walked around and investigated the place.
"Wile E. said there was a forest back here when he stopped us on the way." She said. "I don't see one…" She paused as she heard distant animal sounds from the stairwell she mentioned and looked over at it. "…but I think it's downstairs."
"How can a rainforest be held underground?" Ace asked. Lexi walked up to him as she spoke.
"It probably has a climate similar to a desert, except the moisture stays on the plants, like it has been raining for days. That's how."
"Oh, okay. I get it. How about we go down there since Nyronji and Gyradale aren't up here?"
"Good idea." After that, the two rabbits went down the stairs for a further investigation.
Meanwhile, down below…
Tyreese just landed on the mucky ground he didn't expect from a garbage chute. Bugs came down and landed on the ground on his feet as well and felt awkward as he was caught off guard by the floor's surface.
"What the fuck!" He exclaimed. "Is this the……" He paused as he looked around. "…Mystical Lavender Daradillii Rainforest?"
Tyreese nodded in response as he too was surprised. He continued sniffing out for the shadowy figure and Lola. Since it was nearly dark and had hardly any light, it was really hard for Bugs to see where he was going. He didn't know if Tyreese was in front of him or ahead of him. He just walked on his way.
As for the mysterious figure with Lola, hidden in a cave in the very back of the forest…
Lola was just tossed to the floor by the mystery man rudely. She slowly sat up and looked up at the black figure with anger and confusion.
"Who the hell are you, kidnapppin' my ass!" She demanded as she stood up. The figure just made an extremely deep male voiced chuckle in response. This pissed her off even more as she wasn't amused. "I didn't say anything funny, you dumb bastard! Where am I and who are you!"
"Patience, baby!" The figure spoke in the same deep voice calmly. "You'll find out who I am soon, but first and foremost, I'll tell you where we are. We're in a very mythical place called the Mystical Lavender Daradillii Rainforest, the hiding place of my two earlier prisioners, Nyronji and Gyradale."
"Your 'prisoners'?"
"They invaded my forest and now, they're my appitizers for tonight. As for you…" He paused as he stroked a hand behind her and slowly squeezed her ass sexually before he continued. "…you… are my main course, sexy bitch."
"You're sick!" She pushed his hand off her butt forcefully, but he refused by forcing his hand back on her butt and he forcefully pulled her close to him… really close. She was soon staring at a pair of yellow eyes that looked a little chinese. After the 10 minute staring contest, the figure pulled out his cloak and revealed himself to be a white hyena with yellow hair and stripes, looking really cute. He showed a very sensual smile as he started to kiss her neck sexually, making her moan while lifting her head up with passion. She soon got into this moment of death she was falling for the moment she went for a passionate liplock on the hyena. He reacted to this by pulling her closer to his groin while massaging her ass again, which caused her to grind her hips into his like crazy, stopping the kiss for a quick second.
"My name is Varintino." The hyena spoke in whisper, making Lola drool with her moaning. She smiled seductively as she heard that.
"I'm Lola." She replied sexually as she rubbed his extremely muscular arms lovingly.
"Nice. Pretty soon, you'll light up my appitite with your sexy body, baby."
"I can't wait." Before she knew it, she had him on the floor, having her legs around his waist as she leaned for the kiss while grinding him some more. Varintino had his chance to slowly pull off her tank top, revealing her in a blue bra. He went wide eyed as she looked at her.
"Goddamn! You're more seductive than I expected." He muttered to himself as he continued the lovemaking trap of death.
As for Nyronji and Gyradale, who were in a caged cave cell just a few feet away from the passionate moment…
The two of them were watching with fear as they saw that their savior turned into the main course for Varintino. Nyronji paced back and forth while Gyradale continued to watch.
"Oh, hell no!" Gyradale exclaimed in a hansome male voice. "He got that sexy bitch, Lola into his trap of love."
"Lola Bunny! The nightclub dancer that can shake her ass like she crazy?" Nyronji asked with surprise in the same deep male voice as Varintino, only deeper. Gyradale nodded in response. "Damn! Not her, too!"
"She's the 7th woman Varintino's kidnapped. I really feel bad for the past 6 girls that got eaten."
"Me, too. Now that he's got us, we're gonna be his motherfuckin' appitizers, man! Shit!"
"I sure hope she realizes what kind of trap she's gettin' into. I'd hate to see her get eaten, but it seems like we won't because we'll be eaten first."
"I don't give a damn! I wanna get outta this shit one way or another… even if it means findin' another savior for us!"
"Amen on that one, man!"
Meanwhile, in the streets of LYC…
Wile E. had the rest of the Loonatixx helping them look for Nyronji and Gyradale. They soon gathered at a nearby resturant and were pooped.
"Damn… man!" Rev said between tired breaths. "We-looked… everywhere."
"We'll never find them at this rate." Tech complained as he sipped on a cup of ice cold water. He looked over at Taz and Slam at the arcades and they were fighting each other… on the game, that is. "It looks like Taz and Slam never cooperated during this expedition."
"Forget those two!" Danger complained. "I'm just tired out from all this useless searchin' and shit!"
"I'm sure Ace and Lexi found those two by now." Wile E. complied. Daffy scoffed.
"If they did, we'd be rich by now!" He protested. Sylvester nodded in agreement as well as the Loonatixx, excluding Slam. Wile E. scratched the back of his head with confusion.
"So, should we wait here for them then?"
"We're waitin'… but not here. Slam and Taz are aggrivatin' my ass!" Danger moaned as he watched the two tasmanian devils at the virtual reality boxing game. "Can we wait in your crib, Sly?"
"It's better than stayin' here. C'mon, fellas!" Sylvester replied as he stood up simultaneously with the rest of the boys. As they were leaving, Tech called out:
"TAZ, SLAM! LET'S GO!"
The two tasmanian devils obeyed as they dropped the controls and ran off to meet with the rest of the boys.
Back in the Mystical Lavender Daradillii Rainforest…
Bugs was still looking for Lola as he was walking through the forest. He soon stopped when he felt something tap his foot. He looked down and saw Tyreese standing in front of a giant bush that was shaking. He growled as he prepared for the outburst. Bugs was ready as well. After 4 minutes, they were actually knocked to the ground by two mysterious figures. Tyreese was able to make out who they were as he sat up with Bugs following.
"Ace? Lexi?" He said. Bugs was also shocked to hear those names. He saw them clear as day by the time he completely sat up.
"Ace and Lexi?" Bugs repeated. "What the hell are you two doin' here?"
"Wile E. sent us to search for Nyronji and Gyradale." Ace replied as he reached for his gun. "Why are you and Tyreese here?"
"Some shadowy son of a bitch took Lola and we're lookin' fo' her, doc!"
"Lola got kidnapped?" Lexi asked with confusion. "I never thought someone with a job like hers could get captured like that."
"C'mon, now, Lexi! Be serious!"
"My bad… but I'm tellin' the truth."
"Anyway, we might as well search together. We're just here for Nyronji and Gyradale." Ace said as he stood up with Lexi. Bugs and Tyreese did the same.
"Good idea. Let's go!" Tyreese agreed as he jumped off Bugs' shoulder and led the way with his super curious sniffer. Speaking of which…
"Hey, ya'll." Bugs started. "Lola and I found out how high Tyreese's curiosity level is, thanks to Wile E.'s historical lesson."
"And…?" Lexi asked.
"It's overloaded, docs! His curiosity level is way above the line!"
"Damn." Ace muttered. "No wonder he's leadin' the way."
"Tell me about it." Lexi agreed.
The conversation was interrupted by Tyreese, who stopped them in a flash, nearly making Bugs trip.
"Whoa!" He exclaimed. "A fair warnin' next time, Ty. Shit!"
"Shhhhhh!" Tyreese shushed as he listened to a sound. He heard deep, passionate moaning and the sound of leaves rustling along with it. He recongnized the voice the moaning was coming from and grew wide eyed. "Lola!"
"Lola!" Bugs repeated as he looked through the leaves and saw what he didn't want to see… Lola making love with a hyena that was her predator. He grew furious as he turned red with steam coming out of his ears. This puzzled Ace and Lexi behind him.
"Bugs? What is it?" Lexi asked. Bugs turned towards the pink rabbit and calmed down.
"Lola's fuckin' wit a hyena!" He yelled. "Doesn't she know that hyenas are more than likely to eat what he's screwin' with?"
"What!" Tyreese and Ace exclaimed. Bugs nodded as Lexi remained shockingly silent.
"Yeah. That must be the bastard that captured her ass! He's gonna pay for that, doc! INDEFINATELY!"
"Wait!" Tyreese stopped as he sniffed some more. "Nyronji and Gyradale are nearby… in that cave behind them."
"We'll go for those two. Bugs, you and Tyreese get Lola. We'll finish the hyena off." Ace commanded.
"Good. We'll burst in there when we see that the hyena is this close to startin' his dinner with Lola. Got it?" Bugs explained. Tyreese, Ace, and Lexi nodded in response.
As for Varintino and Lola…
Lola screamed with lust as she was getting close to her orgasm any minute. Varintino chuckled at her screaming for more when he thrusted into her a little harder. At that moment, she started quivering vigoriously as she came and then, she calmed down as she sighed with relief. Varintino calmed down himself as he gently pulled out of her and laid her down on the ground gently. She soon fell asleep seconds later. That was his chance to get Nyronji and Gyradale from their cage. When he opened the cage door, the two mythical creatures stood in defense as he approached them.
"Don't even think about it!" Nyronji protested as he prepared to attack if the hyena refused to obey. This command only made Varintino chuckle as he successfully grabbed Gyradale by the scruff of his neck.
"I don't think you could be strong enough to resist my tactics of eating your ass before Lola's." He said cooly. "Think of this as an award for being my first appetizers instead."
"You sick motherfuckin' bastard! I am NOT gonna let you control me and eat me, like I'm a dead stuffed turkey! The only thing you can do that's cloest to that shit is kiss my ass!"
"You wasting your breath, Nyronji. No matter how much bullshit you say to me to keep you from being eaten… it'll never change my hungry-ass mind." After that was said, Varintino slowly reached down and attempted to grab the dragon by his neck. Nyronji stopped him by biting his hand hard, piercing his skin with his sharper-than-sharp teeth. This made the hyena scream in pain as he quickly pulled away from the angry dragon and dropped Gyradale, who landed on his feet and ran towards his best friend for protection. He remained slient for the rest of the conversation.
"YOU BASTARD DRAGON!" Varintino screamed, still keeping the deep tone in his voice. "You're gonna pay for that!"
"I'd love to see you make me." Nyronji dared as he prepared himself for a counter-attack. Varintino slowly backed away from the dragon and his rabbit friend as the both of them drew nearer to him, hoping they could escape while he was phased. By the time the hyena exited the cave, a strong gray and muscular arm grabbed him around his neck, choking him as he fell to the floor with the owner of that arm, which was Bugs. Varintino then elbowed the determined gray rabbit in the abdomen hard, making him let go as he held it in pain. This was Nyronji and Gyradale's chance to make a run for it and wake up Lola before the hyena noticed.
As for Bugs and Varintino, they were having a wrestling match on the wet dirt of the forest. Varintino tried to bite Bugs on his arm, but he missed by an inch and he was kicked in the face as Bugs got up. As soon as he was standing, he grabbed the hyena's shirt by his collar and prepared to punch him as he spoke.
"Who the hell are you and why did you capture my girl, doc!" He asked with intense fury in his black eyes. Varintino chuckled as he smiled sarcastically.
"You crazy idiot." He replied cooly. "You've wasted your precious time coming down here for her. I'm about to have her as my main course any minute now and you wanna get her back? Starving me to death?"
"You are just a sick son of a bitch! You're a hyena, fo' cryin' outloud! Can't you get a dead animal to eat or some shit!"
"I would, but the closest I can get right now is getting Lola to go into a deep, breathless sleep."
"Breathless?" Bugs slowly lowered his fist and looked at Lola behind the white hyena. She was indeed sleeping, but Nyronji and Gyradale couldn't wake her. She was breathless in her sleep alright. "Oh, fuck no! How can she sleep breathless?"
"It's possible… for some people." After that was said, Bugs was vigoriously punched in the face, knocking him to the ground hard with a bloody mouth and nose. Ace and Lexi saw this from the distance and have had it! Ace cocked his gun while Lexi already ran out for the attack. She did a few flips before she finally kicked the Varintino straight in his stomach, landing on her feet perfectly afterwards. He wasn't too phased by the blow as he stood straight again quickly for someone who was kicked in the stomach. Lexi was speechless and shocked at what she just saw before she was cut off guard by Varintino, who punched her across her face hard, then kicked her legs harder, leaving her kneeled down in pain. When she was at his feet, he chuckled before he slammed his elbow at his hardest on her neck, knocking her out.
As for Nyronji and Gyradale, they simply took Lola by her shirt and carefully dragged her towards Ace, who commanded them to come over with her. While they were pulling her in, Ace looked up and saw that his teammate was knocked out cold. He soon grew furious as he pulled out his gun, cocked it once again, and ran out with rampage.
Bugs saw him coming as he ran for his hiding spot where Lola was being dragged. Varintino was about to catch him, but Ace shot at him, which didn't harm him as much. This made the hyena laugh.
"You expect a piece of shit like that to hurt me?" He asked sarcastically as he stood up. Ace was not showing any sign of fear whatsoever as he spoke.
"It would've, if you weren't so goddamn strong." He replied as he placed his gun on his back. "If that's the way it has to be, then I'll fight you with my fists."
"Oh, stop wasting your precious breath!" Varintino pulled out a gun of his own and shot at the yellow strong rabbit, who flipped out of the way. Then, the fight resumed from there, having a gun-against-fist battle.
While the battle was going on, Bugs spotted Lexi laid down on the ground. He took careful caution as he walked up to her unconcious body, picked her up, and walked back to his hiding place. He gently laid her down next to Lola and he chuckled as he looked at both of the unconcious ladies.
"They look almost alike, docs." He observed as he looked over at Nyronji and Gyradale. "So, ya'll do exist. I would've never known that you two still lived, even after 200 million years or so."
"Well, it does take pride and precision to make your live an immortal one." Gyradale spoke. "When you make some friends unlike anyone else, maybe then, the award will come to you, regardless if you've fought with this friend of yours or not."
"I never knew that." Tyreese said as he crawled into the hiding spot with them and collasped to the ground. "Damn, that hyena was hard."
"You fought him?" Bugs asked with confusion. "I didn't see ya, doc."
"Yeah. I was invisible. I was hoping that white hyena wouldn't see me nor sense my presence, but I guess I was wrong. White hyena impossible to defeat."
"Unless there as an unstoppable and powerful way to finish him off…" Bugs went into deep thought while Tyreese, Nyronji, and Gyradale tried to revive the two unconcious ladies.
Back in the fight…
Ace was nearly victorious as he was kneeled down with bloody scratches and bruises all over his strong body and his gun was a wreck. He had enough energy to toss the broken gun away into a tar pit in the distance as Varintino slowly, but weakly stood up, having bloody marks all over him as well.
"It's… not… o… ver… y… yet." Ace weakly spoke as he tried many times to get up, but it was more painful than the last every time. He decided to stay kneeled as the white hyena spoke.
"That's what you… ugh! …think." Varintino protested as he looked up and saw that Lexi was alive behind Ace, who showed a sly smile as he sensed his other Loonatixx friends present. As for Lexi, she was ready to brain blast him as Ace was ready to laser blast him. "Oh… shit."
"That's right, motherfucker!" Lexi screamed before she performed her brain blast at the same time Ace fired his laserbeams. Varintino was in not too much pain, but it was working. Minutes later, Danger came and fired his egg-shaped orbs at him while Tech used his renewed Ninjiser 500 and Slam came out of nowhere and formed into his tornado, hitting the white hyena multiple times. As for Rev, he sped around him, giving him a few kicks against his head every 5 seconds. Bugs, Tyreese, Nyronji, and Gyradale saw this and it was working… just as they expected. 5 minutes later, the entrance to the forest opened behind Bugs and the others and they turned to see Wile E., Daffy, Taz, and Sylvester. Bugs sighed with relief as he picked up Lola, carrying her in his arms as he proceeded upstairs while Tyreese ran up to Daffy and leapt into his arms lovingly, licking his face happily in the process before the black duck walked off with his friends, having Nyronji and Gyradale following after.
Later, back at Sylvester's house at 8:45 pm…
Lola was finally waking up after catching the aroma of some leftovers from dinner. She looked up and saw Bugs sitting next to her with her plate in his lap. He smiled as he saw her eyes at last.
"Bugs? Is that you?" She asked weakly as she sat up slowly. Bugs nodded, still holding his smile.
"Yeah, baby. I'm here." He replied smoothly as he handed her plate to her. "We saved some dinner for ya, doc."
"Thanks." Lola took her plate as she continued. "What happened back there at the forest?"
"The Loonatixx really did their damn good job bein' heroes by defeatin' that bastard hyena that captured ya."
"What about Nyronji and Gyradale? Did you find them?"
"Yeah, we did. Wile E. actually got the prize money… all because he walked into the mayor's office first with those two at his feet."
"Where are they?"
"Along wit the money, Wile E. got to keep them in his lab to be fully recharged and restored, so they can stay wit us."
"Good. Too bad I never got to see them."
"That's a'ight, doc. You'll see them tomorrow. Fo' now, we'll leave them alone."
"Okay."
"Lola?"
"Huh?"
"Was that lovemakin' shit you did with that hyena a trap for his dinner?"
"Yeah. I really fell for it, didn't I?"
"Hell, yeah! I thought you were gonna be the main course of his dinner, but we came just in time. Thank god for Wile E. and his great inventions!"
"Thanks for saving me, Bugs." She leaned towards him and kissed him passionately on the mouth, dropping her fork on her plate in the process as she wrapped her arms around his neck while his arms went around her waist. This lasted for about 10 minutes before they finally broke away slowly, having Bugs lick his lips deliciously.
"Damn, girl!" He muttered. "You make these kisses better and better."
"It's my best effort for lovin' a man like you." Lola agreed proudly as she resumed eating. Bugs chuckled at that remark as he turned towards the tv and thought to himself:
If this keeps up, sooner or later, all girls will take this 'doc' thing as a normal greetin'. Fo' now, though, I'll spend whatever time I got with my girl.
To be continued…