Chapter 10: Revenge is Delicious
We last left off at Tyreese unconscious and close to dying laid down in a Dragon Fusion Chamber. Bugs watched with intense sweat from his forehead. Lola woke up minutes later and gasped silently as she saw the treatment Tyreese was getting.
"Tyreese got shot!" She screamed. Bugs nodded in response as he looked over at her.
"Yeah. Beauman's dumb-ass tried to shoot Kavanarrii, but Tyreese saved her by shooting his laser beam breath, but the laser beat him to it and boom! Tyreese was shot!" Bugs replied.
"I sure hope he lives."
Meanwhile, downstairs in the waiting room…
Daffy was about to have a nervous breakdown until…
"Daffy Dumas Duck?" Called a doctor. The strong black duck ran upstairs to Tyreese immediately and this surprised Bugs and Lola.
"Tyreese! Tyreese, speak to me!" He screamed as he held Kavanarrii in his arms. The machine was charging, but it seemed like it had no effect and this was scaring the duck. "Tyreese, I know you're gonna be okay. Will you be okay?"
Tyreese fluttered his weak eyes barely as he placed his hand over the glass right at his big brother's face. He smiled slightly as he roared out: "I love you… big brother." After that was said, he slowly leaned back and made his final exhale before he fell out dead.
"Tyreese?" Daffy pleaded, but it was too late. Tyreese was dead. Daffy panicked again as he screamed for a nurse. "IT'S NOT WORKIN'!"
"What!" A nurse exclaimed as she ran into the room. This got the two rabbits nearly panicking.
"Oh, my God." Lola whispered with shock. Bugs just remained silent as he continued to watch. The nurse walked up to the chamber and looked inside, then at the charging screen. She then sighed and shook her head.
"We were too late, Daffy. He's gone."
"NOOOOOO! TYREEEEEEESE! This can't be happenin', man!" Daffy screamed. "He was the only piece of family I've got! Godamn it!" As soon as the black duck slammed his saddened fists on the table, calmed down a little before he gently opened the chamber and held the dead dragon in his arms and hugged him tightly, crying as if it was the end of the world for him. Lola started leaking tears herself as she looked over at Bugs, who remained tearfully angry. He showed a determined look on his drenched face.
"FUCK, NO!" He screamed. "That Beauman's gonna pay for killin' my best friend's brother!" The gray rabbit stood up and walked out the room, dragging Daffy with him.
Meanwhile, in the waiting room…
The Loonatics and Kavanarrii were sitting in the room, having Ace and Lexi sitting on either side of the chest full of Beauman's secret stash. Minutes later, they all saw Bugs approaching them with Daffy, who was still holding the chamber with the dead Tyreese inside while he was crying. This made Kavanarrii gasp before she ran up to the chamber.
"Is Tyreese…… dead?" She asked, tearing up. Daffy released the chamber so she could have a look. As soon as he released it, the chamber opened on its own and Kavanarrii gently placed a hand on her boyfriend's face lovingly. It felt cold.
"Tyreese? Can you hear me? If you can, listen to me. You are the brother of a duck that cares so much about you and Beauman's attempt to kill you have failed. So, please… open you eyes and you shall see…" She covered the orange dragon's eyes before she finished. "…your future as to how you're gonna kill Beauman's dumb ass."
Everyone gathered around, even Lola, who just arrived. Kavanarrii kept her slender hands on Tyreese as he felt his eyes open. In his vision, he saw himself finding Beauman in a restaurant with his boys. Then, he saw himself run up to the brown rabbit and tackle him out of his chair, biting his neck hard in the process. Hearing Beauman's scream inside his head made him drool deliciously and this made everybody around him laugh, even Kavanarrii. After the bite, he used his claws to pierce his flash from his chest, arms, and even his face. After the 30 scratches, he roared with victory before he finished him off by stepping a few steps back and then, sliced open his chest, making blood spew everywhere. After that was over, Tyreese slowly woke up smiling and chuckling devilishly with drool emitting from his mouth immensely. This shocked everyone, especially Daffy and Kavanarrii, who surprisingly removed her hand from him.
"Tyreese! You okay, man?" Daffy asked as he kneeled down beside him, holding his head up firmly. Tyreese snarled and drooled ferociously as he started scratching at the air with fury. "What is it!"
"Tyreese eat Beauman's ass!" He screamed between snarls. Bugs chuckled loudly at that reply.
"Dat's the shit I'm talkin' about, Ty! WOOOO HOOOOO!" He screamed as he ran up to the dragon and Daffy. "He actually envisioned himself killin' Beauman, doc!"
"Damn, Tyreese. Are you serious? You wanna kill Beauman for bein' such a bastard?" Daffy asked as he happily and tearfully picked up his brother. Tyreese stopped snarling and hugged his brother in response.
"Me eat his balls!" He screamed with fury. Daffy hugged him tighter as he heard this and started crying immensely. Bugs and everybody else grew determined, especially Bugs.
"Bugs? You thinkin' what I'm thinkin', man?" Ace asked as he walked up to him with Lexi beside him. Bugs turned towards him and gave him a high-five.
"Hell, yeah, Ace!" He replied. "Beauman is goin' down like shit bein' flushed down a toliet… but first, let me see what's in the stash."
"Here. Let me." Lexi commnaded as she faced the chest and brain blasted it open, revealing every game's dream…
"Oh, my God! Tell me that's not a PS3, Gamecube, Nintendo DS, Game Boy Advance SP, Game Boy Micro, PS2, and the Nintendo Wii all in one chest!" Sylvester exclaimed as he saw the contents of the stash. Bugs was speechless as he slowly walked up to the stash.
"Holy shit! Beauman's an asshole, keepin' all these games a secret from me. What I'm wonderin' is how in the hell did he get the Wii and the PS3 already and it's not even out yet!" He asked.
"Who knows?" Lola asked, walking up to her boyfriend. "All we know is that he nearly tried to kill me, too."
"I don't know what the hell is up that bastard, but he's about to have some tough love he'll never forget! I've got the perfect revenge plan for him and Daffy, your lil' brother and his girl are part of it, doc!"
"Well,-what's-the-plan,-pal?" Rev asked. Bugs gathered everybody in a huddle, having Tyreese and Kavanarrii at Daffy's feet.
"Okay, ya'll. I know Beauman's on his way to jail. He's avoidin' it, so here's a great plan to get him in…"
Later, in the dark streets of Looney York City…
Beauman was walking around with his brown trench coat, hiding his face. He found his old hideout and decided to hide there. When he walked inside the bar, he saw that it was completely renovated. He was bedazzled, but still hid himself behind the bar and into the kitchen. When he entered, he saw Lexi sitting on a chair in a sexy pose, seducing the brown rabbit.
"Hey, Beauman." She greeted sexually. "I've heard you nearly killed Tyreese."
"Yeah." Beauman agreed. "He was a bitch tryin' to steal my stash. You hate him, don't you?"
"He's okay, but enough about him…" She stood up and walked up to the rabbit, stroking his face. "…it's time to show you how I feel about this."
Bugs and the others were watching from a secret door. Tyreese was drooling so much with hunger that Ace used his blue bandana to wipe his mouth and the floor.
"Damn. Tyreese is rarin' to go wit di shit, man." Daffy complied as he looked at his little brother. "Who's cue is it?"
"Ace's." Bugs replied as he turned towards his yellow twin counterpart. "Now, Ace, when Lexi is about 2 inches from Beauman's face, you bust in there in your actor best. You and Tyreese are gonna pretend that you're fightin'. Then, Daffy comes in to try and stop him. And then, that's where everybody else busts in at their own time and instead of tryin' to stop Tyreese, you all hit Beauman's ass like hell. Kavanarrii…" He paused as he looked down at the feathered dragon. "…I have a special assignment for you, baby. Listen and listen good…"
10 minutes later…
"You really… wanna…" Beauman started, but was interrupted by Lexi.
"Shhhhhhh!" She placed a finger over his lips. "Just be…very…" She was 2 inches away from his face until…
"GYAAAAAAAAA!" Ace screamed in his deep tone as he busted out with Tyreese tackling him as they were acting out an action scene. Lexi looked down at them and gasped in her actress best. Beauman was, so far, falling for it as he watched. "TYREESE IS GONNA EAT ME! HIS GODDAMN INSTINCTS! THERE'S NO STOPPIN' 'EM!"
"Don't worry, Ace!" Daffy yelled as he jumped out next. "I'll save you!"
Daffy ran up to Ace and Tyreese as they both got up, having Ace pretending to strangle Tyreese by his neck. The yellow rabbit was moving all over the place until Daffy finally approached them and tried to punch Tyreese, only ending up missing by an inch and punching Beauman in the face instead, knocking him to the ground. Lexi moved out of the way and tried to help as well by brain blasting Tyreese, but again, missed by a landslide and made a direct hit to Beauman's chest, knocking him back towards the ground again. He was puzzled by this, but disregarded it for now. As soon as he stood up again, Rev busted out, then Tech, then Sylvester, then Slam, then Danger, and finally, out of nowhere, muscular, 17-year-old Sylvester Jr. with a gun. There were beatdowns everywhere, punching, kicking, and shooting Beauman in every way they could. He was stunned and pissed, now that he knew what was going on. He had enough and pulled out a gun of his own and aimed at Tyreese, suspecting that all this was his idea and it was really Bugs', who was still hiding with Kavanarrii in a vent above the scene.
Speaking of being in the vent…
Kavanarrii was watching with curiosity while Bugs was setting up her weaponry, which consisted of a laserblaster, plasma cannon, and rocket launcher all in one special metal backpack, which wasn't too heavy for little Kavanarrii. After he was done with the final touches, he tapped the beautiful white feathered dragon on her shoulder and she turned to look at him.
"A'ight, Kavanarrii. It's almost time for yours and my big finish." Bugs started as she faced him. "I've got my big laser cannon strapped on my back and you… you got this shit right here." He placed the metal backpack on her back as he continued. She squealed with delight as he did so. "Tech wanted me to make some final preparations for dis thing, doc. It's called the LaserPlasmaRocketpack XC9000, guaranteed to work with any small creature in proper order. The device on your wrist lets you choose which weapon you want. Chose wisely, a'ight?"
"Okay, Bugs. I'll do this… for my boyfriend." Kavanarrii replied as she cocked the weapons to maximum charge, ready to go. "Let's do this bullshit!"
"Damn. Okay, on the count of three. Ready? One… two………… THREE!" On three, both of them jumped down right after Sylvester Jr. shot his gun and barely missed Tyreese, hitting Beauman straight on his arm. He growled as he dropped his gun and ran up to the group before…
"YOU ALMOST KILLED MY BABY!" Kavanarrii screamed. "YOU ARE GONNA PAY FOR THAT!"
"I'd love to see you try." Beauman protested before he picked her up by under her arms. She smirked seductively before she used her tail to press the laserblaster button on her wrist and a laser gun came out of the backpack and aimed right at Beauman's face. He saw this and gulped in the back of his throat. "Oh……… fuck."
"Bye-bye." Those were her last words before she fired and Bugs fired his blaster at the same exact time and Beauman was blasted out of the kitchen and into the bar, where the police arrive seconds later.
"Alright, what's going on here!" One police officer screamed. Bugs, his friends, the Loonatixx, and the two dragons exited the door from behind the bar, having the drooling Tyreese snarling with hunger next to Kavanarrii.
"Beauman was tryin' to skip jail like a dumb bastard!" Bugs exclaimed. "He knows good and well as hell that he should be goin'!"
"And you would be right…… and besides, he should be arrested anyway. Not just because of his cheating ways in that marvelous race, but also his theivery."
"What?"
"Yeah. That secret stash he awarded to Ace and Lexi… is actually stolen game systems from Nintendo and Sony's factories. We caught him in the surveillance tapes and then, we couldn't find him ever since. Now, thanks to you and your friends, we've finally got him."
"Aw, damn you, Beauman! How could you!"
"It's at least for the good, right?" Beauman asked as he was cuffed up. They didn't notice that Tyreese was right at Beauman's feet, growling and drooling immensely as they continued talking.
"Hell, no! Stealin' my favorite systems! Hell, I should've killed your ass myself when I had the chance, goddamn it!"
"Man, shut the fuck up! All that talkin' ain't gonna help you wit jack, bitch!"
"You better give those systems back!"
"Make me!" Tyreese heard this command and growled with evil in his eyes before he leapt up at Beauman's crotch and bit it really hard, making a sickening crunching sound. "YYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"Ooooh." Sylvester Jr., Rev, and Danger jeered with pain. Bugs, Daffy, and Lola looked wide eyed as well as everybody else, including Kavanarrii.
"Shit, man. That's gotta hurt." Daffy moaned with pain. After the 10 minute deadly bite, Tyreese finally tore off a piece of fabric from his pants. When they saw blood spewing from where he tore it from, they were puzzled… until Bugs figured it out as he gasped.
"Oh, fuck, doc!" He screamed. "Tyreese just… just…"
"Just what!" Danger asked. As soon as they saw Beauman collaspe dead, Bugs cringed as he replied by saying:
"……ate Beauman's dick!"
"WHAT!" Everybody, except the police, screamed.
"Holy shit!" Sylvester screamed. Daffy was speechless as he picked up his brother and looked at him straight in the eyes.
"Tyreese, you do realize that you ate that, right?" He asked. Tyreese nodded as he swallowed the member whole with satisfaction.
"Tyreese feel better!" The little dragon replied with fury. Daffy looked at the camera with amazement.
"Folks, for the first time in my life, I finally saw somebody avenge themselves."
Later, at the LYC Airport…
"Well, it was nice being here while it lasted." Danger said as he gathered his things at the front of the terminal. "We better head back to AcmetropoVegas and get back our money we lost before we got here."
"And-hopefully,-Slam-won't-go-overboard-this-time!" Rev exclaimed as he dashed into the terminal with his stuff. Tech chuckled as he watched Danger proceed in with Slam beside him.
"We were just coming here for the big underground racing championship." He said to Bugs as he shook his hand. "It was really cool being here."
"I'll bet it was." Bugs agreed. "Even though Ace and Lexi won that race, Beauman still got what he deserved."
"And Tyreese, great work. You really showed that bitch!"
"Aw, shucks!" Tyreese blushed. "Beauman was tasty."
"Hey! Speakin' of Ace and Lexi, where are they?" Daffy asked. "They're gonna miss the flight."
Meanwhile, in a janitor's closet…
"Oh, Ace!" Lexi moaned as she felt smooth kissing on her neck from Ace. "Give me more, baby!"
"Anything fo' you, sexy." Ace said smoothly as he deepened the kiss. Lexi moaned even louder as she lifted her head up with passion. Ace chuckled as he stopped the kissing and turned her around. She noticed that Ace was naked as she looked down. She smiled with sexual pleasure as she looked back up at him.
"Ooooh! I didn't know you were showin' your best. How about I show you mine?" She stripped herself naked as well and he purred as he looked at her up and down.
"Oh, damn! I'm lovin' this shit!" He grabbed her around her waist and when he brought her close to his body, she gasped with passion as she felt his member go inside her with ease. She then started shaking vigorously at the feeling as she clung onto Ace tightly. As she was shaking, she was screaming at the top of her lungs with extreme lust, making Ace chuckle at her passionate screams of love. "Yeah, baby. Scream like you mean it." After that was said, he slowly started going in and out of her. This got her gasping louder than her moaning. She clung on to his strong shoulders even tighter and he cringed in pain as he resisted for as long as he could. At this point, he was starting to sweat. Same for Lexi. They both started screaming… for different reasons. In Ace's case, he was screaming because of Lexi's death-defying grip of passion on his shoulders. In Lexi's case, she finally reached her orgasm. A few minutes later, a knock was at the door and the two bunnies stopped their screaming really quick. It was all silent now.
"Ace, Lexi, ya'll in there, docs?" Bugs called from the other side of the door. "Your other Loonatixx are already on the plane. Ya'll better get your asses goin' if ya'll wanna go back!"
"Hell, no!" Ace called back. "Lex and I are stayin' in your city. They say rabbits are a sign of luck, but… heh, heh!... not on our turf, man!"
"Well, damn. Okay, then. Tech, Rev, Slam, and Danger will be leavin' witout ya'll."
Later, back in the terminal…
"I tried, but they said they wanna stay here with us." Bugs pleaded as he arrived back with his friends. Daffy shook his head with disappointment.
"Any reasons as to why?" He asked.
"They say rabbits are a sign of good luck, but in their city, they're not. They always lose."
"Point taken."
"Where are they?" Tyreese asked, standing next to Kavanarrii.
"In a janitor's closet, fuckin' like hell." Bugs replied. Lola giggled.
"I guess Lexi's love for Ace is as strong as mine for you, Bugs." She joked. Bugs blushed.
"C'mon now, Lola. Stop."
"Well, it's true."
Back at Sylvester's house…
Everybody was watching a movie on LBO. Daffy, Sylvester, Taz, Wile E., and Sylvester Jr. were standing behind the couch, where Bugs and Lola were sitting together on one half while Ace and Lexi were sitting together on the other half. Tyreese and Kavanarrii were having their own little view on the floor with their own big bowl of popcorn that they shared. Daffy smiled at this whole scene.
"Three loving couples, three reasons for their presence." He said to himself. Taz heard him and grew puzzled.
"Huh?" He asked. Daffy shushed him.
"It's a quote, Taz. Damn!"
"Ohhhhhh!"
The End!