A/N: disclaim'd, bitches.
Seriously though. I was wondering; what if one of the Organization members had veritgo? I mean, those chairs in KH2 are freakin' HUGE!
"...And here is our meeting room, where we hold meetings... and stuff..." Xemnas droned on and on as he showed Roxas around the World that Never Was. Roxas was the newly recruited Number XIII; cold and distant. Unflinching.
"You see these chairs? They go in a special order. I was sick of everything being decided by numbers, so we're assigned them alphabetically! Here's your seat, this high one here."
Roxas gulped. High? He hated heights.
"So, why don't you go on up there and see how you like it?"
I would, if it came with a height adjuster, Roxas thought. He gulped again. "H-how do I get up there?"
"You jump," Xemnas explained. "Or, if you're a daredevil like Number VIII or Number II you'd teleport. But it's safest to jump; you don't want to end up standing on one of those things."
Roxas gulped again. True, he had some 'm4d l33t jumping sk1llz' but he couldn't jump that high. Nor did he want to.
But he did.
The view was horrifying from up that high! Xemnas' silver hair blended in with the white marble floor, and his coat looked like a Milk Dud. Roxas clung to the armrest and tried not to look down at the floor.
"Aaaah, I've seen you've taken a liking to your chair! Get used to it; you'll spend a lot of time here!" said Xemnas. He then exited the room.
Not a second after Xemnas walked out of the room, Axel stepped through a portal. "Why hello there, Roxas."
"G-get me down from here. Now."
Axel jumped up onto a nearby chair. "And why should I, Roxas?" He gave Roxas his most innocent look.
Well, as innocent as Axel can get.
"I. Hate. Heights. Okay! Just gemme down from here!"
Axel jumped down off of the chair and onto the cold floor.
"Here, I'll catch you."
Roxas only clung tighter to the armrest as Axel smirked deviously.
"...I think I'll stay up here, thanks."
That was quick n' painless, was it not?
Reviews please. :D