Amy Summerston skipped happily towards the first mall she saw, with Jou following behind her. The majority of the boys following her had been hit by cars or something because Amy amazingly crossed very busy intersections without getting hit. Soon the only one that was left was Jou.

Amy shoed away all the sorts of birds that landed on her, even the tropical ones that weren't supposed to be there. They all took a dump, missing her and Jou, but hitting everyone else.

"Okay my lover, my Romeo, let's go to… Limited Too!" Amy sang in such a beautiful voice that Jou began to salivate.

So the two walked into LT, even though Jou would have truly died if he were in the right mind. Soon after Amy looked at every garment in the store she deemed it unworthy and decided to look around in other shops. Her beautiful, perfectly shaped, thin legs began to grow weak when she almost fell over but Jou caught her.

"Oh, Jou, I am so weak from walking that I need to be carried!" Amy exclaimed.

"Oh Amy, I love you so much I could carry you from here ta… here ta… well, dat doesn't matta." Jou purred, picking up Amy and carrying her bridal style. "Where are we gonna go?"

"Oh, take me to a tailor, the best tailor in the world! So that I may have the most beautiful dress in the world… tee-hee!" Amy giggled.

"Okay!" Jou said and he set off to find the best tailor in the world.

Well, it just so happened that the best tailor in the world resided across the street from Yugi's Grandfather's store. The tailor's was completely pink. Jou brought Amy inside and as gently as he could set her down. By now her legs were magically healed.

A lady in all pink walked over to the two.

"Can I help you?" Asked the lady who wasn't a pretty and beautiful as Amy.

"Yes, I would like the prettiest, most beautiful dress ever!" Amy squealed melodically.

"Oh, okay, follow me." She said and Amy followed her into the back room. "Step it here and it will make you the prettiest dress ever."

And Amy did step into the weird machine, which was not important what it looked like because Amy was prettier than it. All I'll tell you is that's it's pink.

And when Amy stepped out, she was ten-million times prettier. Her magenta tresses were wound into a flawless bun, her tan-yet-pale skin was perfectly smooth, with just a touch of red rouge on her cheeks, and delicious pink lips with just a hint of moister, as Amy stepped out. Her cherry eyes sparkled with the absolute horrors of her past, but were bright with the joy she felt now. That was nothing next to the dress she was wearing. It was beautiful with luscious pink sequins flowing from it, and white lace. It took her perfect shape, and was rather revealing the over exaggerated cleavage she had. Her shoes glittered in the bright sunlight.

"Tee-hee!"

Jou fainted.

When he picked himself up the Sue was looking at him intently. He cocked his head to the side and a bit of drool rested at the corner of his mouth.

"Well, let's go to Kaiba Corp you lazy helicopter!" she giggled.

"Okay… how are we gonna get there? Dat's all da way 'cross town!" Jou asked frantically.

"Don't you fret a little hair on your head now! I know exactly how we're going to get there!" Amy pointed to the ceiling dramatically.

The two ran outside and then Amy whistled a flawless whistle. Jou nearly fainted, but he was too busy being astonished by a pink unicorn that flew from the sky. It had baby pink wings, dark pink body, and pink hooves. Its eyes looked like Amy's only less beautiful.

Jou helped Amy onto the unicorn, with a brilliantly shining horn, and then hopped on herself. The flying unicorn thing (that would make Mr. F.U. proud) flew swiftly to the corporation. It landed on the roof, allowed the two to get off, bucked and then whinnied and then flew into the nonexistent sunset.

Amy skipped into a door that magically just ended up in Seto Kaiba's office. Unfortunately for her, there was already someone else there!

This someone was a girl with flowing purple locks to her knees that curled ever-so-slightly. The more to the bottom that her tresses reached, the darker purple they were. She had glimmering violet eyes that sparkled, and was in a purple leather miniskirt. She had a purple blouse on, that revealed her shapely stomach which was well toned, and added to her rather large bust.

"Hee-hee," she giggled giddily. "I see you're here for Seto too."

"Yes," Amy narrowed her eyes. This was an evil fiend, trying to steal her bishie, that much she could see.

"Well, I'm Loliania Abercrombie Yukionotro Fitch Moservear Rylikaa, but you can just call me Lola, hee-hee. I guess we'll have to battle for Seto-ee-weto-ee then, now won't we?" Lola taunted. She stepped forewords with a leather boot that reached past her knees.

"Yes, I guess we will," Lola growled. Jou stepped back by the mesmerized Seto Kaiba.

Why haven't I called security? What are these girls still doing here? Why is the mutt in my office…? Why are these random weirdoes in my office? Kaiba thought.

"Just let me change into my battle clothes," Amy pulled out…

Alas! The eighth Millennium Item! It's the Millennium Wand!

Amy waved the pink wand with a pink star on it around like Sailor Moon and then transformed into… Amy! With a new outfit! It looked exactly like Lola's except pink. Even her hair had changed.

"I'm Amy Summerston and I'm defending bishies in the name of pink!" Amy made a peace symbol with her fingers.

"Well, I'm Lola Rylikaa and I'm defending bishies in the name of purple!" Lola made a gun with her hand with the other on her hip. She blew the tip of her gun/fingers like she was blowing away smoke. They both eyed each other angrily.

"He's mine!" Amy yelled beautifully.

"No, he's mine!" Lola yelled just as good.

Suddenly, they rushed towards each other and grabbed each other's beautiful curls. They screamed and yelled and tugged. Most of the phrases used were 'mine'. After about a minute they were out of breath and they stepped back from each other.

"Are you going to give in yet?" asked Lola.

"Never!" Amy yelled, rejuvenated and she charged at Lola.

Lola brought out her NINTH MILLENNIUM ITEM and whirled the purple baton at Amy. She was brought to her knees.

"That amazing power," Amy murmured.

"That's not even half of it, dearie. I have the ability to blow a kiss at anyone male and make them fall in love with me. And not only that, I can read minds." Lola laughed cutely.

Just then, the door to Kaiba's personal office burst open and Marik and Bakura walked in quite scantily. Bakura had his arm around Marik and appeared to be wasted. Marik seemed to be holding Bakura up. Why did they walk into Kaiba's office? The world may never know.

"OKAY, WHY IN THE HELL ARE ALL THESE WEIRDOES COMING INTO MY OFFICE?" Kaiba screeched. The two Sues gasped at his use of language. Bakura, upon hearing the message seemed to wake up a little.

"Don't worry Seto-ee-weto-ee, we'll get them," Lola smiled.

"Yes, we shall destroy them," Amy added, beginning to foam at the mouth. Seto's eyes widened.

Surly no one deserves that sort of… well… maybe Yugi…Seto almost smirked.

And then the Sues sprung at the two.

"Evil yaio!" one Sue shouted.

Neither Marik nor Bakura have ever run faster in their lifetime.

--AMY IZ DA DOMBANATORORORORO--

How do like? Well, hope you enjoyed, because there's more where that came from. And if anyone has any suggestions on any sort of Sue characteristics then that would be perfectly fine (action, personality, type of Sue… yata…).

Supertoad: Is there any one Sue that just strikes you out? That you remember because it's just so damn funny?

All: Thank you kindly for your reviews. Amy will enjoy painting them pink with sparkly fingernail polish.