Title: Dirty Dancing with Salazar Slytherin!

Author: Sira Selen Black

Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter, Salazar Slytherin, or Lily Evans; J.K. Rowling does, so don't sue me!

Summery: Lily disappears, due to a reflected charm. Two months later, she reappears, older. Where was she? Why does she have a marriage ring that clearly states that she is married to a pureblood of higher status then the Malfoys?

Beta: Blackest Grim

Pairing: Salazar/Lily, Godric, Rowena, Helga?

Key:

"I love Sal!" –Talking

'I love Sal!' –Thoughts

"I love Sal!" – Parseltounge

I love Sal! – Emphasis

I love Sal! – written

Authors note: I'm so happy about the reviews! I'd give out cheesecake right now, if we had any. Pouts The other pairings you'll find out soon enough. But I'll tell you one thing: Godric is going to be with a Slytherin female. Interesting, eh? I'll drop a hint every chapter, and the person who guesses right first will have an entire chapter dedicated to them! And, unfortunately, there isn't going to be any slash in this fiction. I sometimes like it, but I can't write it. And I decided to write, someday the prequel to this story. You know, how Sal and Lils fell for each other, stuff like that. So, anyone who reviews, or gives constructive criticism, will get the best cheese cake that was made from dad (who once was a baker) with chocolate chips in it!

Last time, on Dirty dancing with Salazar Slytherin:

There was a shocked silence that was broken by multiple cracks, similar to that of Apparation, only louder, and one could see two men. One with forest-green robes and features that would have any girl faint, if they had not been so shocked by there sudden appearance, with ebony-black hair to his shoulders and icy-blue eyes, Salazar Slytherin was easily the most handsome of the two men.

The other man, Godric Gryffindor had a carefree air around him, whilst Salazar's was slightly playful, with his longish sandy brown hair and boyish face. Rowena Ravenclaw was more of an opposite of Salazar, with her platinum blond hair and stern sapphire-blue eyes.

Helga Hufflepuff, on the other hand, resembled Molly Weasley, with her orange hair and kind brown eyes. Each of them was clothed with their house colors, and had all landed on the floor, ungracefully.

Or in other words, flat on their asses.

On each other…

Now:

It was deathly quiet. The students looked completely gob-smacked, as did the teachers. Dumbledore, however, eyes twinkling, was happily sucking on one of his beloved lemon drops.

Slowly, someone in the pile of limbs and robes groaned. Then, suddenly, a black and silver snake shot out of the pile, furiously hissing, what was, only to the near unconscious Slytherin, one of the longest sentences ever made that was entirely composed by insults.

"Curse to hell the idiotic, moronic, cursed, aristocratic, self-obsessed, oblivious, ignorant, freaking arrogant, annoying, rude, brainless, idiot son-of-a-bitch who ever came up with the concept of time travel! That blasted Salazar just had to go through time, a thousand years in fact, just to see the wonderful flower!" Hissed the piss…ah…severely annoyed reptile.

After the snake stopped hissing, it turned its emerald-green eyes to the pile, which had unraveled itself. Godric was helping Helga up, whilst Rowena was still on the floor, checking on the near unconscious Slytherin, who had been at the very bottom of the pile. Her sapphire-blue eyes clearly stated her worry, as she poked Salazar in the ribs.

"Salazar? Sal, what is wrong?" The Slytherin just flinched, and replied, slightly grinning, grasping his left rib cage while sitting up.

"Let's just say, Godric combined with you and Helga is enough to break ribs."

Rowena looked offended at this, and made her point very clear.

Salazar rubbed his red cheek, vaguely annoyed, "What is this, The Slytherin hating National Holiday? Until now I've had to deal with irritable Basilisks, going through time, getting two broken ribs and getting slapped for pointing out the truth, all in one hour!"

"There is no such thing as 'The Slytherin hating Holiday'!" Snapped the blue eyed witch.

The Slytherin Founder rolled his eyes, and, declared in a voice filled in awe, "Rowena! Now you don't even notice when I'm being sarcastic! Have you truly been spending so much time with Godric that he has been rotting your brain?" He stopped, and paled "Is his Gryffindor stupidity so contagious?"

"As interesting as your conversation is, would you perhaps introduce yourselves to the students? They are very anxious to meet their Founders." Interrupted Dumbledore, his blue eyes twinkling.

Godric opened his mouth to reply, but Helga beat him to it. "Why hello! I'm Helga Hufflepuff!" She looked around, and continued "I guess we are in 1976, correct?"

"Exactly." Dumbledore answered her.

Salazar, in the meantime, had gotten up, and was currently drowning an electric blue potion. Godric then walked forward, and said, more like boasted in a cheerful way, "I am Godric Gryffindor-."

He never got to finish his sentence, as Salazar, now with two fully healed ribs, lightly shoved him aside, and introduced himself, and naturally, smirked. "I am Salazar Slytherin, at your service."

This, of course, was finished with a half-bow. Rowena just rolled her eyes at the two, sighed, and said, shaking her head, "Don't pay attention to those two. They are like brothers really," This reworded her with glares from the two males, "I'm Rowena Ravenclaw, by the way."

The snake slithered to Salazar, and draped itself upon his shoulders. "Salazar! We are so never going to time travel again! Even if the entire Wizarding world depends on it!" It spat furiously.

"Of course, Valiska, whatever you say."

TBC

AN: 'Kay, I know it's short, but the last few days have been really hectic. But please, if someone flames, take it easy. I've only had two years of English. But don't expect any updates for a while, as I first have to entirely think out the plot line, as this was only born from a random few scenes my mind came up with. But It WILL be continued! Also, my grades have been slipping, and I'm currently writing my first Novel.

Anyway, tell me who you think the Founders (minus Salazar) will be paired with!

Sira Selen Black