(Disclaimer: I own nothing, they are the property of their respective owners).
(Author's Note: I know I said that I was finished with this story, but I had gotten another idea for a new chapter one night, so here it is).
(Also: Upon reading, I realized that I made an error, It was supposed to be that Raj dreamt, that Sheldon dreamt that he got beat up, I messed up there, so I apologize, also I'm surprised no one got the reference to Batman: The Animated Series (since Mark Hamill voiced the joker in that series and Batman: The Killing Joke).
Chapter Two.
In a bar, somewhere downtown, the five actors are having drinks, celebrating.
Wil Wheaton - That was fun.
Hayden Christensen - I liked when you kicked him in the stomach.
Jake Lloyd - After what he wrote about me on Rotten Tomatoes, that felt nice.
Hayden Christensen - Indeed.
Mark Hamill (Joker voice) - That website is cool.
Wil Wheaton - You know, you can drop the joker voice now.
Mark Hamill (back to normal voice) - I know that, but it's the only other role that I'm famously recognized for, aside from Star Wars, of course. I've done a lot of great stuff that's overlooked.
Jake Lloyd - The role you had in that Jay and Silent Bob movie?
Mark Hamill - Oh, yeah, that was fun.
Jake Lloyd - That one episode of The Muppet Show you were on?
Mark Hamill - I gotta give Kermit the Frog credit, he works hard to keep that show going smoothly.
Walking past their booth, are two familiar faces.
Statler - Personally, I don't care for actors much, they're just like puppets, I don't find them believable.
Waldorf - I don't believe you.
They laugh as they walk by.
Jake Lloyd - Don't mind them, they do this every night.
Wil Wheaton - As we were discussing.
Hayden Christensen - Oh, yeah, don't forget you played The Hobgoblin in Spider-Man the animated series.
Mark Hamill - Thank you, Mannequin Skywalker.
Hayden Christensen - Hey, I hate that name.
Jake Lloyd - Same here.
Mark Hamill - But I know what you mean, typecast sucks. I bet Wil Wheaton here knows a thing or two about that.
Wil Wheaton - What's that supposed to mean?
Jake Lloyd - He means that, aside from Star Trek, you haven't been in anything worth remembering.
Wil Wheaton - I was in Stand By Me.
Mark Hamill - So was everyone else.
Wil Wheaton - Toy Soldiers?
Hayden Christensen - Sean Astin owned that film, plus, you got killed off in a brutal way.
Jake Lloyd - I bet Sheldon probably loves playing that scene over and over.
Wil Wheaton - What about my extensive voiceover work? I was in two Grand Theft Auto games for crying out loud.
Hayden Christensen - Liberty City Stories?
Jake Lloyd - Yeah, and Vice City Stories.
Hayden Christensen - Nice.
Mark Hamill - But despite everything that you do, you'll never escape that infamous role.
Wil Wheaton - I think I have, you just don't...
Mark Hamill - Shut up, Wesley.
Wil Wheaton - That's not my freaking name. Shut up!
Hayden Christensen - Don't you tell him to shut up.
Wil Wheaton - Same goes for you, Mannequin Skywalker!
Jake Lloyd - Guys, stop, there's no need to tarnish our careers.
Wil Wheaton - At least I have a career, yours got annihilated after Phantom Menace.
Jake Lloyd - I might be a former actor, but I worked with great talent. After all, I acted in a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Mark Hamill - Don't forget Sinbad. He was in that movie too.
Jake Lloyd - And I was in a podrace.
Wil Wheaton - So, I was on the Enterprise.
Hayden Christensen - Big deal, I hooked up with Jena Malone, Natalie Portman, and Rachel Bilson. What have you done?
The three of them start bickering.
Wil Wheaton - How about I throw some sand on you, because it's coarse, rough, irritating, and gets everywhere.
Jake Lloyd - How about I get Captain Picard to come kick your ass again.
Mark Hamill - Alright, guys, knock it off.
James Earl Jones - He's right, regardless of who starred in what, and who is more popular, and famous, you should be proud of y'all's accomplishments, failures or not, all of us have a diverse body of work that people will look at and think, "Wow, these guys have done so much".
Mark Hamill - He's right, you know.
Jake Lloyd - Of course, he's right. He voiced Mufasa in The Lion King.
They all nod in agreement.
Wil Wheaton - In a way, we are all good at what we do.
Hayden Christensen - Yeah, sorry Wheaton.
Wil Wheaton - It's cool.
They return to their drinking.
Wil Wheaton - But I still think that I am...
Jake Lloyd - Shut up, Wesley.
Wil Wheaton - That's it!
The three of them begin fighting, they fall to the ground, other bar patrons try to break them up, but it turns into a barroom fight, roadhouse style, the bar band starts playing "Roadhouse Blues", Mark Hamill and James Earl Jones look on at the chaos that is unfolding before them.
Mark Hamill (Returning to Joker voice) - So uncivilized.
James Earl Jones - I agree.
They sip their drinks, while the fight continues.
James Earl Jones - This is CNN.
Meanwhile, in the booth next door, Waldorf and Statler are also watching the fight.
Waldorf - Just when you think this fanfic got more terrible, something wonderful happens
Statler - What?
Waldorf - It ends!
Both of them laugh.
The End.
(Author's Note: What do you think? Let me know.
(Also: an inspiration for this story came from one of The Eltingville Club comics, y'all should check em' out.)