Author's notes: Sorry about the delay! Read on!

Disclaimer: Erm... I own Shika? No? Bah...

Warning! English is not my first language so if there are any mistakes, don't flame me for that ok? Thanks!

Naruto walked over to Sasuke who was still eating his lunch in peacefull solitude.

"Hi Sasuke!"

Sasuke's eyes widened and he hugged his food while glaring at Naruto.

"No, Naruto! You can't have my food! Go away!"

Naruto sweatdroped.

"I don't really want your food..."

"Oh..." Sasuke regained his normal stoic pose. " So what do you want then?"

Naruto smirked and whispered something in his ear. Sasuke's eyes widened again.

"No way! Do it yourself dobe!"

"Oh come on Sasuke!" Naruto pleaded. "Pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeee!"

Sasuke crossed his arms.

"No."

"Preatty please with sugar cubes on top?" Said Naruto with the cutest face he managed to make.

"No! I still have my dignity you know?"

Naruto crossed his arms.

"Well fine! Let's see if you still have it when I tell everybody that you read Kakashi sensei's perverted books!"

Naruto started walking away.

"No wait!"

Naruto stoped. He was now smirking.

"That's low Naruto..."

He turned around to face Sasuke.

"Well, my good friend Sasuke, you're a hard man to negociate with..."

Sasuke got up.

"Fine!" He grumbled. "I'll do it..."

Naruto smirked and walked back to where Shikamaru, Chouji and Kiba were.

"Oh man! This is going to be one of those Kodak moments! Why didn't I brought my camera!"

Lee approached them.

"It's ok Naruto! Here's mine!"

Naruto grabbed Lee's camera like his life depended on it.

"Oh goody!" He patted the camera. "Blackmail material!"

Shikamaru raised an eybrow.

"What did you told Sasuke?"

Naruto smirked.

"Oh you'll see...!"

Sasuke got near the girls and then stopped. He had a faint blush on his cheeks.

"Hi there girls... um... er..." he looked over to Naruto.

"Go on!" Naruto mouthed to him.

Sasuke sighed.

"Hey girls! I'm gonna strip so... watch me... or something..."

Ino looked over to Sakura, Sakura gaped at Sasuke, Hinata blushed and looked away and Tenten smirked. Ino and Sakura jumped and ran to Sasuke at the same time.

"No, no, no, no, no, no, Sasuke-kun! You can't do that here! You're suposed to do that just for me!" Sakura said, desperatly.

Ino was almosting tearing up Sasuke's clothes while he tried desperatly to keep them on.

"Oh shut it forhead girl! Strip it Sasuke-kun! I'll help you!"

Hinata blushed a bit more and stared at the ground. Tenten, on the other hand, was very interested in the Uchiha. After all, he really was cute!

She smirked when Ino ripped his shirt. Then someone grabed her by the arm and away from 'the strip'.

"What the-..."

"Tenten, let's train."

She was confused.

"Train? Neji what are you talking about?" She broke free from his grip and tried to stare at the Hyuuga's eyes. "We'll be leaving soon and-... whoa!"

Neji got into his gentle fist position and then he attacked her with a Godlike speed. Tenten managed to dodge the blow but the chakra still got to her.

"Ungh..."

She kneeled and grabbed her left side while pain ran trough her body.

"Neji calm down!" She managed to say. "What's wrong with you?"

He didn't listened to her and prepared for another attack. This time, Tenten was prepared. She jumped high in the air and flung a lot of weapons in his direction. Neji made his Heavenly Spin and defended all of the kunais and shurikens she threw at him.

Tenten dropped to the floor breathless and then Neji slamed her against a nearby tree. She winced in pain but never let go of the Hyuuga's piercing gaze.

"What the hell is wrong with you, Neji?"

Neji placed his arms on the tree on each side of Tenten's head.

"You were staring at the Uchiha."

She lost her fearless look and replaced it by a confused one.

"What?"

"You wanted to see him striped."

"So what?"

Why was Neji getting so upset at her? He aproached her, noses almost touching.

"Don't... do... that... again..."

His voice was low and threatening. Tenten's heart started to beat faster.

"Last time I cheked you were not my father!"

He inched closer. She could feel is breath on her lips. Her legs were faltering now.

"No. But you will obey me."

The harshness in his voice was mixed with a hint of playfullness. He could see that she was feelling very atracted to him and that her defenses were low.

He smirked and stared at her for a few more seconds. Then he turned his back on her and left.

Tenten fell to the floor, breathing heavely. She touched her chest.

"Damn it...! Damn you, Hyuuga Neji!"

Meanwhile, back at the 'striping club' :p

Sasuke was trying to get away from Ino and Sakura, but that was easier said then done. Naruto was laughing his ass off and taking pictures for blackmail!

Seeing has the Uchiha was already without a shirt, this was getting far too dangerous, but Naruto didn't really seemed to mind... nor did the others, until...

Ino had a big smirk on her face.

"Oh that's it now Sasuke-kun! You're going down!"

She grabed his shorts and was about to pull them off the poor boy when...

"What the hell?"

Ino's actions suddenly stopped. She growled.

"Oh I can't belive this! NARA SHIKAMARU! Take the Kagemane off! Now! You are so dead Shika!"

Shikamaru placed his hands on his pockets and Ino made the same movement, placing her hands where the pockets should be.

"You're so troublesome Ino..."

Naruto stopped laughing.

"Oh come on Shikamaru! That was so much fun!"

Sakura was breathing in relif.

"Oh arigatou Shikamaru! I tought she was really going to strip Sasuke..."

Kiba laughed.

"Yeah like you did anything to stop her!"

Sakura's eyes turned white and she was about to go kick his ass, but Sasuke turned around and started walking away from the scene. Sakura followed right after him.

"God damnit! Shikamaru! Take the jutso off! Now! I want to go after Sasuke-kun!"

Shikamaru sighed. He took a long while to release the jutso, well, just until Sasuke was out of sight, that is.

Ino had flames in her eyes.

"You are so dead Nara Shikamaru! How could you do that to me! I was just about to take his shorts!"

Shikamaru layed on the grass and closed his eyes, trying to tune out the blue eyed blonde but finding it a very dificult and troublesome task.

Naruto walked to the picnic towel the girls had set up and sat down next to Hinata.

"Hinata-chan!"

She blushed and looked at him.

"N-Naruto-k-kun..."

He smiled widely at her.

"Mind if I steal a brownie?"

"S-sure. I saved s-some for you..."

She took something out of her pocket. It was some brownies wraped in napkins.

"Arigato Hinata-chan!"

He grabed the brownies and stuffed them down his troath. He swalloed and then spoke.

"Guess I didn't had to go over all that trouble after all!"

She smiled sweetly and played with her fingers.

"Oi, Naruto! I want some of those brownies too man!"

"Yeah, me too!"

Kiba and Chouji approached him. Naruto's eyes weidned.

"No way guys! It was my plan! And Hinata saved these for me! Go away!"

He grabbed the brownies and started running in circles with Kiba and Chouji close behind.

Somewhere in the woods

"Sasuke-kun wait! Sasuke-kun!"

But he wasn't listening to her. She ran to him, a new shirt in hand.

"I got you this shirt! Here take it."

She said while giving him the shirt. He grabed it with rudeness and walked away from her.

"Waiiiit! Sasuke-kun!"

He growled, he wasn't in the mood right now!

"Go away Sakura! You're annoying!"

She stopped dead on her tracks while he disapeared in front of her eyes. Tears threatened to spill from her eyes and she tried desperatly to hold them back.

"Sasuke-kun..."

She sobed, not able to hold the tears any longer. You're annoying... How many times had she hear him say this? She didn't knew, but it still hurt...

It was right there that she made a vow not to chase after a dream anymore. It was only hurting her...

After a while, they all gattered and decided to move on. Sakura was in the front, behind Sasuke, and she was very quiet, followed by a hyper Naruto, still eating brownies, Chouji, eating chips, and Kiba really annoyed and grumbling to Akamaru on how he hated Naruto!

Shino was more in the back, humming the Sponge Bob Square Pants theme under his breath with Hinata on his side, smiling. Lee was picking flowers to give to his flower, Sakura, while Tenten was lecturing him on how he should give up that one sided love that wouldn't take him anywhere and that it was only hurting him.

Neji was by his teammates side smirking at what Tenten said while she was trying to avoid his gaze. Shikamaru was behind Chouji grumbling about Ino beeing troublesome while she was near Lee telling him wich flowers to pick, but still with a scowl on her face.

"How long 'till we get there?" Naruto asked.

"Not again..." Sakura mumbled.

"Well, it's about five days walking, so we have to sleep in the woods, like camping."

Everybody stopped and stared at Shino.

Lee pointed at him, still with a bunch of flowers in his hand, and looked at Kiba.

"He talks?"

Kiba looked at him like he was on crack.

"...Yeah..."

Lee looked at Shino.

"Dude... you talk?"

"Aye, aye captain!" Then he covered his mouth and cleaned his throat. "I mean, yes I do."

"Oh... ok..." He shruged. Then everybody shruged! And they kept going, until...

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OMG, OMG OMG, OMG! TAKE IT OFF! TAKEEEEEEEEEE ITTTTTT OFFFFFFFF!"

Ino was running in circles like mad and waving her head, all this while screaming! Shikamaru ran all the way back to see what she was screaming about.

"Ino what's wrong?"

He had real concern in his voice.

"Oh my God, Shikamaru!" She ran to him and hugged him hard. "Take it off!"

Shikamaru was surprised by the sudden hug, but he hugged back.

"Take what off? Calm down Ino!"

Shino got near them and took something out of Ino's hair.

"Take this off..."

The he showed Shikamaru a very, and I mean VERY, small bug. Ino screamed again and buried her face in Shikamaru's chest, squeezing him tighter.

"AHHHH! Take that away from me!"

Shikamaru breathed in relif and told Shino to go away before she passed out.

"Hey Ino... it's ok..."

He was patting her back oddly but had a smile, an almost invisible one, on his lips. Ino looked up at him and blushed a bit. Then she got angry and shoved him away from her.

"Get your hands off me pervert! Taking advantage of an helpless girl! And I'm mad at you Shika! So go away!"

Shikamaru looked confused for a moment,but the confused look was soon replaced by his normal bored one.

"Helpless... yeah, right..."

Then he sighed and moved forward, near Chouji. Chouji patted his friend in the back.

"Don't worry... she'll come around..."

"Hun?"

Chouji just smiled. Looks like he knew something that even the bright Shikamaru couldn't figure it out...

Meanwhile, Ino was in the back, grumbling.

"Stupid Bug Freak!"

Shino stared back at her but she didn't even noticed.

"Calm d-down, Ino-chan..."

"Don't tell me to calm down, Hinata! How can you stand that freak!"

Now she earn a very mean glare from Shino.

"Oh Ino. H-he's not that bad! He's a really nice f-friend!

Ino snorted.

"Yeah, Right! Nice my behind!"

Kiba laughed.

"Well it his nice! You're absolutly right!" Akamaru barked.

Ino threw a kunai at them but they dodged it, laughed and walked away.

"Stupid guys!"

Author's notes: Done! Damn... that was a hard one! It's really hot in my room and it's already 2:01 in the morning! Agh! I have a fan on but still... geez! Ah well, I hope you like this one, it has a bit of every couple in it:P Read and review guys, read and review...

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