Episode 3: Dear Cousin part 3

[Les Claypool]

I'm goin' down to South Park, gonna have myself a time.

[Tweek Dog poo]

Friendly faces everywhere, humble folks without temptation.

[Les Claypool]

Goin' down to South Park, gonna leave my woes behind.

[Francis]

Ample parking day or night, people spouting: "Howdy, neighbor!"

[Les Claypool]

Headin' on up to South Park gonna see if I can't unwind.

[Tommy Heidi]

Our town is bigger dammit, right down to the little granite.

[Les Claypool]

So come on down to South Park, and meet some friends of mine

(Greene Residence)

Tweek opened the Door to Francis's room and was surprised to see that the room itself was a bit shabby, it was clean but still not very well-looking.

"I know it's not much but it's better here than staying with your jerk cousin."

"Ack! I'm sorry, I didn't mean to be rude Francis it's just I thought your family had a lot more money."

"Well We should but my mom has a lot of expensive tastes...which kinda drains a lot of the money my dad makes."

"Doesn't your mom work too?"

"No. My dad suggested she get a job to help with bills and everything but she just ignores him whenever he brings it up."

Tweek was saddened to hear this. At first, he was just surprised to hear that Francis's mom didn't have a job since most of all the other kids he knew, both parents worked since a lot of the families in town were not well off But now he was mad at himself for only learning this now. He and Francis had been friends for a while, he should have known this stuff sooner rather than waiting for the perfect time like he had.

"Francis, I'm so sorry."

"Why? It's not your fault."

"No I mean as your friend I should have known this stuff about you so I could have helped you instead of just learning all this stuff now."

"It's not something I like to share with people most of the time."

"Then why did you tell me?"

"You'd get what I'm going through with my mom cuz your going through it with your cousin."

The two were silent for a moment before Tweek smiled.

"Ya know I was able to grab a little something before leaving my house."

Tweek then pulled out his Nintendo switch.

"Wanna play Mario kart?"

Francis smiled.

"Do you Evan have to ask?"

(Tweak Residence)

Richard opened the door and noticed Max waiting for him in the hall.

"Hello uncle, how are you this evening?" Max asked.

Richard looked askance at his nephew. Max never talked like that. It was also Off-putting to see his nephew smile at him with that toothy grin on his face.

Richard looked around for a moment.

"Ugh Max, where is Tweek?"

"Oh, he left with one of his friends but don't worry I'll get him back here for when the real fun begins."

Richard was about to ask what his nephew meant but Max blew a dark blue cloud in Richard's face!

Richard instantly fell to the ground. Max wished he had revitalized himself from the real max a lot earlier so we could have done that to Tweek and his little friend but no matter, everyone in town would soon be assimilated by the mother plant. He then heard a loud Beeping sound coming from the room that he had taken as his own. His communicator was continuously showing a red light, this was serious. The light only showed red when someone up in the ranks was contacting him.

He turned on the communicator and a bright blue hologram of the great mother showed, Max, bowed immediately.

"How close are you to assimilating the planet? The great mother asked in their native language.

Max answered back in the same language.

"Yes, your greatness. By this time Tomorrow night, the whole of my contingent will have assimilated everyone in town."

The Great mother did not look pleased.

"You've been on the planet this long and haven't even assimilated a single town yet? Your disappointment as usual. I of course assumed something like this would happen so I'm sending my contingent to assist you. Follow orders once they've arrived and make sure not to do anything brash, Understand? "

Max did not get up but nodded his head.

"Yes, mother."

Without saying anything else the hologram disappeared.

Alazzard got up and calmly grabbed his communicator and looked it over a few times for throwing it in anger at the wall! Disappointment, she thought he was the disappointment?! He had done everything right and carefully and she still saw him as a disappointment! Well, he would prove her wrong. He would take this whole area before she arrived just so he could show his mother how wrong she was.

(The Next Day, St.Philip's Catholic school)

Francis, Dog poo, and Tommy all waited by the school entrance while all the other kids were getting off the bus.

"So how did things go last night with you and Tweek?" Dog poo asked.

"Pretty good actually but unfortunately when I got to his house that cosine of his already got to him."

"Why are you saying it like that?" Tommy asked.

"His cousin gave him a black eye. We can't let this keep happening and his parents won't help so I think we might have to take things into our own hands."

"What, you mean like kill him?" Tommy asked.

"What? No, we're not going to kill him, Tommy! But will make sure he never bugs our leader again. During lunch we'll sneak out of school we'll get to the Tweak house before Tweek does and beat the ever-loving crap out of him."

"Wait, how are we gonna make sure Tweek stays away from his house long enough for us to beat the shit out of Max?" Dog poo asked.

Tommy noticed his sister Heidi coming off the bus.

"Don't worry, I'll take care of that."

Tommy ran over to his sister.

"Heidi, mind doing me a favor?"

Heidi looked suspicious at her brother.

"Tommy, for the last time, I'm not doing any more Tic tok Dances with you. Tammy Nelson found the last one and showed it to everyone else and I still see people snickering when they see me."

"No, it's nothing like that. Tweek has been bummed out lately and since you two are so close these days I was hoping you could help lighten his mood?"

Heidi looked over at Tweek as he was walking into the school.

"I-is he ok?"

"He's going through a rather difficult time at home thanks to his dick cousin." Tommy then got out Twenty bucks and gave it to Heidi.

"Why don't you take him to crazy scoops after school, your two seem to be the only weirdos in town who like to eat ice cream in winter." the bell then rang as Tommy and Heidi both ran into the school.

(Hours later, Cafeteria)

After grabbing his lunch tray Tweek looked around the cafeteria but didn't see his friends anywhere. He shrugged then sat at an Empty table and began to eat. As he sat at the table he heard a familiar giggle coming from a few tables away. He looked over and saw the giggling coming from Maria Sanchez and her friends.

Tweek looked affectionately at her for a few moments before hearing a familiar voice.

"Can I sit?"

Tweek turned around and saw Heidi standing behind her with her lunch tray.

"Oh sure, Heidi."

Tweek moved over as Heidi sat next to him. She noticed Tweek making goo-goo eyes at Maria.

"Ya know instead of just making goo-goo eyes at her, you could go up and talk to her."

"No I can't, she already has a boyfriend, Luke Covina."

"Not anymore. They broke up months ago."

Tweek looked in disbelief at Heidi for a moment then back at Maria.

"Go on, Talk to her."

Tweek sat there for a moment before getting up from his seat and going over to sit near Maria. She noticed the two talking briefly before meria moved over and made room for him then she saw the two begin to talk and giggle, and she smiled at seeing her friend so happy. They hadn't been friends for very long but Tweek had come into her life at the time when she needed a friend, after finally dumping Eric and losing all that weight, people were still reluctant to be around her after all the bad things she had done to nearly everyone in school but Tweek had been the first to be a friend to her and for that, she would always be grateful.

(Tweak Residence)

Dog poo knocked on the Door but nobody answered.

"Maybe he's not here," Tommy suggested.

"He's gotta be, we didn't see him at school today." Dog poo replied before knocking a second time.

The Door opened and the three boys saw Max standing in the doorway with an annoyed look on his face.

"Tweek isn't here, Come back later," Max said.

"We're not here for Tweek. We're here for you." Francis said.

Max opened the door wider.

"Oh really? Why don't you three come in."

Tommy, Dog poo, and Francis entered the house, max closed the door to muffle the screams of the three boys as they were being assimilated.

To be continued

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