Disclaimer: Veronica Mars is copyright to Rob Thomas.If I actually owned the greatest show on the planet, chances are I'd be doing Cassidy right now…

These were written over two days for a fanfic challenge on Lj where we have to write 5 ficlets about 5 things that never happened at a party in Neptune. They can be read as consecutive events, but all make sense on their own.

Part 1 of 5 is a little fluff between Troy Vandegraff and Hannah Griffiths at the Sadie Hawkins Dance

Part 2 of 5 gives some insight into the thoughts of Lilly Kane when she finds herself all alone on New Years Eve.

Part 3 of 5 tells the tale of one Veronica Mars who gets a little, ahem, intoxicated, at the Casablancas Halloween Masquerade and does something that she's not very happy about the next day…

Part 4 of 5 is a description of a romantic night between a couple who can never be together…

Part 5 of 5 once again lets us into Lilly Kane's head when she has a very interesting encounter with a strange boy.

The chapter titles were taken from the following quote in season 1 episode 2 -

Troy: What do you say, dawg? You ready to get this party started? You ready toburn this mother down? Up jump the boogie?

Duncan: My plan, and I haven't worked this out entirely yet, so bear with me, was to... raise the roof.

Troy: See, that is so you, man, Mr. Old School.

Duncan: Me, old school? You're the one who wanted to come down here and get jiggy wit' it. So, uh, you wanna go meet the locals or what?

Troy: As long as they're humble, God-fearing, salt-of-the-earth types.

Duncan: Every last one.