Disclaimer: YU-GI-OH and all its RESPECTED characters and IDEAS BELONG to its rightful OWNER(s).
Chapter One:
Flight to Sunshine
The Kaiba Personal Jet
"Oh yay! An island resort! He he!" ,Mokuba giggled as the thought of molding sand castles tickled his pink nose. Swaying his legs frantically in anticipation he shifted his sight between the cotton candy clouds and his brother's hair flowing in the air conditioning.
Kaiba relaxed his cheak on the soft cushioning of the back of his hand. Mokuba being the most annoying thing that was going to probably happen to him for the next week, he finally felt that release from the stress of work.
Yugi and Jonouchi's Plane
"Wow Jou, I know your real lucky, but to have won vacation tickets for two like that? I'm amazed!"
"Well I would have brought sis to see the tropical horizon, but-" ,he hesitated for a minuete, since he really didn't need to state the sittuation again if Yugi already knew, "...Thanks for comeing along with me Yug! It was either you or somebody who I would never be attracted to in any sort of way. Like somebody way taller than me with a fatass trenchcoat."
"Wait... your attracted to me?"
"Did I say attracted? I ment madly sexualy desire!"
"You what-?"
"I MEAN... man do I hate guys who wear belts on their arms and metal gauntlets! Don't you hate guys who wear belts on their arms and have metal gauntlets Yug?"
"There's not a lot of those kinds of guys Jonouchi..."
"Yes there is!"
"No, Not really... actually I can only think of one person. To be specific, who comes to mind is-"
"Shuddup!"
"Okay."
"-Kaiba." ,Yami said breaking the eerie silence. Jonouchi howelled in suprise at the sudden appearence of the pharoh.
"You brought him?"
"Ha ha being inhuman or whatever he got a free seat!" ,Yugi stupidly joked.
On Otogi's personal Jet. He has one. He's rich too, remember! Damnit love him for once! Okay well Ryou's on the plane too because he needed a lift.
"Wow Otogi-san, thankyou for letting me ride with you!"
"Heh, no problem." ,The only reason Otogi was doing this was because Ryou looked strangely like a girl and he couldn't fight his own chilvary. He looked out the window, twirling the same peice of raven black hair.
"Yeah, Otogi! Riding your plane has been a bumpy trip!" ,Bakura laughed his usual crazy laugh when he thinks he's doing or saying something funny. Ryou was left confused.
"Oh shuddup Bakura!" ,Otogi sighed, ignoring the demon's now thousandth inuendo about the plane ride.
"... yeah, Otogi I'm riding your plane too, right?" ,Ryou repeated Bakura like a dumbfounded child.
"OOO Otogi thats a three way you bad bad boy!"
"Yeah, naughty Otogi! Three way! three way!"
"Orgy!"
"ORGY! Bakura-san, whats an orgy...?"
"Would you stop that! You corupted the poor kid enough!" ,Otogi hammered, sitting up off his seat, only to fall backwards. This was apparently way too amusing than normal for the roaring Bakura. The worried Ryou ran to Otogi's aid.
"Damnit Bakura, I hate to say this, but your right! This flight so far has been too out-of-hand! Who's piloting this dang plane?"
"Ooo I wanna fly it then!" ,Bakura skiped to the front of the jet like an excited child to a new, shiney red tricycle. Otogi and Ryou ran after him, in fear of the plane crashing. It was only when they saw the pilots that they found they where doomed from the start.
"WOO HOO!" ,Malic rooted himself on, "This is much better than a motorcycle! Vrrrroooom!"
Otogi and Ryou's jaw's droped to the floor as they saw the immuture Malic playing with the controls and the evily laughing Meric conjuring up a storm of unexplicit madness.
"Meric! Hey my main-man!" ,Bakura welcomed the considered unwelcomed to Otogi.
"BA-KU-RA! Check it out! I'm flying a plane!" ,Malic still mesmorized by that fact...
"Welcome to Ishtar Airlines! Unfasten your seatbelts as I pilot this plane INTO A GIANT ICEBURG! AHAHAHAHA!" ,Meric proclaimed, Bakura raised his chin in the sky and joined in the laughter.
Ryou and Otogi held eachother tightly as they felt death trickling up the back of their necks.
"Hey, hey! Lets go swimming!" ,Bakura and his fantastic ideas...
"Swimming? NO YOUR NOT-" ,Otogi scolded the boys as Ryou sobbed on his shoulder, shivering with immense fright.
"HIGH-HO SILVER!" ,Malic charged the team on.
"Oh Gawd they are not..."
"AWAAAAAY!" ,the three insanities cheered as Meric forced the handles down with white knuckles and drove the plane into the ocean. The loud crashes of water smashed at the atmosphere and the air fell silent with the echoeing cries of Otogi and Ryou along with the troublesome three's warcry. All was calm.
A Quiet Waters' Surface.
Mako popped out of the water, two flopping fish by the side of his mouth, gritting the fins with his wisdom teeth. He shook his head, water droplets misting about as his wet down hair puffed back to it's spikey shape. He chuckled to himself, a silly smile broadening his cheaks.
"Boy, what a great day for... huh?" ,his tittering was inturupted by a strange humming noise. He turned in circles searching for the noise, chasing his ponytail that was floating on the surface of the salty sea. The small flowing waves then started to slowly grow in size as he felt a quake rolling under his feet. Looking down at the water he noticed a large shadow.
"A... a whale?" ,or so he thought. The strength of the water now furious as the dark shape caught up to him, he powered himself out of the way, but to no avail. A large wump befriended his butt as he was lifted into the sky.
Otogi's, now kidnapped, Plane...
"YEHAAAW!"
"... I'm... I'm a-alive!" ,Otogi's voice quivered in misbelief.
"LOOK! THERE'S SOMETHING TO CRASH INTO!"
"... (pethetic sob)"
"Mwahahaha! Come death! Come and take us ALL!" ,Meric did in his usual creepy laugh of acceptatence, or actualy, want for the comeing of the end in desperate sittuations.
"Oh... hey Meric! I got an idea! Look over there!" ,Malic pointed out another plane.
"Hey! Perfect timeing!" ,Bakura pleased with Malic's perception.
"YES PERFECT TIMEING FOR THEIR DOOM! LETS CRASH INTO THAT!" ,the more the merrier Meric thought.
"No, no Meric! Thats not what we ment!" ,Malic and Bakura tried to calm him down. Meric was always slightly more demonic than the rest of the little boys at day care...
"What I ment was we should try landing on top of it! Ha ha!" ,Malic giggled.
"Yeah yeah, like one of those action movies or whatever!" ,Bakura aknowledged the plan.
"Its worth a shot! And if we fail... DEATH!" ,Meric pleased that there was a chance to bring apon killing.
"Okay well lets try not to fail, shall we?" ,Malic tried to convince Meric to not 'accidently' kill them all since he had a sister and a teddy bear he loved very much named Fluffles. Rishid actualy gave it to him for his birthday...
Flashback...
"HaPpY bIrThDaY tO yOu!" ,the femine voice of Isis harmoniously danced with the... attempt at a singing voice of Rishid's.
"Wow This is the best pethetic birthday party in a hidden Egyptian temple thingy ever! If only I wasn't a total loser who's been living in a cave all my life and had friends to celebrate with me!" ,Malic said in his squeeky youthful voice.
"But Rishid is your friend, little brother!" ,Isis sweetly stated.
"No he's just kinda 'That-Guy-Over-There'."
A little tear trinkled down Rishid's face tattoo. HE HAS FEELINGS TOO!
"Well anyways, blow out your candle!" ,Isis cheered. Malic took a big breathe, like a lion he took in an imense amount of air for his blasting roar. Unfourtunately, this was too big of a gulp and ended up blowing in the single candle that gently sat ontop his pink sprinkled cupcake. He felt the burning in his throat and fell to the ground choking.
"Malic! are you okay?" ,Isis ran to his side as he twitched on the ground in pain. After a round of sprawling on the ground making very disturbing, painful sounding croaks, Malic finally calmed down. He hungered for oxygen as he greedily gasped for air.
"Malic... are... you okay?" ,Isis's eyebrows curled up, emphasising her watery eyes. Malic gave her a 'You think? You tell me you stupid b-' look, but was inturupted by a severe burning inside his stomach.
" ! AHHH MY TUMMY'S OF FIRE!"
"W-why hasn't the candle gone out yet?"
Rishid looked to one side and started to innocently whistle, this caught Isis's attention.
"Rishid... do you have something to explain?" ,her eyebrow twitching and a stern look befallen on her face.
"Well... you see... I thought it would be funny if..." ,he poked his index figers together and pouted his bottom lip amongst his red shamed face, "... I used one of those trick birthday candles..."
"YOU WHAT?"
"OH GAWD THE PAIN! MY INSIDES ARE CONSUMING IN FLAMES! AHHH!"
end of flashback...
If you fergot what was happening, the threesome of evil where trying to... as Bakura shall say...
"AHAHA! ONWARD MEN! LETS MAKE HOT PLANE LOVE!" ,Bakura howled. The three started to laugh insanely together. Then it started to kind of die... because... the other plane was far away and they didn't really have enough breathe to last untill they got there. Except for Meric, I don't think he breathes...
But anyways, with the dying laughter ending with 'ahems' and 'say wanna get some coffe after this?', Otogi felt the need to open his mouth.
"Are... you people insane?" ,Otogi was only given a cold stare as they all turned their heads like the exorcist in unisen. Even Ryou gave him a look for bluntly stateing the obvious.
On Yugi and Jonouchi's plane...
"What is with this guy?" ,Jonouchi grumbled from the silence of the planeride, smacking the back of his hand on a magazine.
"Whats the matter?" ,Yugi turned to him with his large vibrant eyes. Jonouchi held up the paper to show a picture of Kaiba shaking hands with yet another large company corperate.
"You know he's just going to bite them in the ass when they least suspect it! Why do they never learn?" ,the blonde complained, growling like a kanine.
"Well..." ,Yugi thought for a minuete, then lifted up his finger with a wipeing smile on his lips, "...maybe it's his charisma that always gets the best of them!"
"C-charisma...?"
"You know, a stylish impression, usualy used for persuasion." ,Yami decided to be the dictionary today, "You should know best, his charisma should appeal to you and your little 13 year old school girl crush you have for him."
"W-what? HEY TAKE THAT BACK! I would never like a guy with a haircut like that! It's like a mullet except pointy or something! I mean, if he looked up he'd stab himself in the back! He's lucky he has such a rediculously hard looking trenchcoat!" ,Jonouchi's barking mouth grew bigger than his face. Yami just sighed and rested his chin in his palm, ignoreing Jou's ranting insults about his dreamcatch.
"HEY LISTEN TO ME!" ,Jonouchi yalped, throwing the rolled up magazine at Yami's head. It bounced off like rubber and sucked out the window. Jonouchi then continued his ongoing lecture about how much he hates Kaiba in self-surety that Yami cared.
Ontop of Otogi's Plane...
"AHHHH! IM ON A CRAZED RABID FLYING FISH! ... Huh?" ,Mako noticed a small object soaring in the air. He rubbed his fists on his eyes and clensed his focus. Then he saw the object was growing in size, comeing at him with great speed.
(donk)
Being knocked in the face made him lose grip and he flew back with the force of the wind. Soon enough he was soaring in the air, as the 'Flying Whale' lost distance. Gliding along, he crossed his arms and sat with his legs overlaping eachother. He plucked the object that blinded his vision off his face and examined it's contents.
"Hmmm... Seto Kaiba then jipped the large bisuness funding of seventeen million dollars and stole it's postive U.S. reputation. this company had belonged to the guy who Kaiba pretended he was best friends with for a few months and then screwed him over. After kicking puppies and taking over stocks of various competators, he then raised rank as one of the richest men in the world. Whatever that all means, like I care-" ,his back then smacked hard on something. He felt a small cracking behind him. (Can Mako even read? Oh well...)
The Cockpit of Yugi and Jonouchi's plane...
"WHATS THE HELL IS ON THE WINDSHIELD?" ,screamed the rookie flyer Amelda. Varon only poked one eye open from his nap in lazy reaction to the loud thud sound. He closed it to continue his nap, but the akward vision made him snap back to the scene.
"What the-?" ,Varon questioned, as him and Amelda grew a sweatdrop on the backs of their heads as they watched it slowly slide down.
"I think it's like... some kind of bird... like a pterodactyl or something..."
"Well just use the dang windshield wipers and smack the carcus off!" ,Varon nussled himself back down in the chair. Amelda scanned all the crontrols with his pointing index finger, mumbling to himself "windshield wipers... windshield wipers... ah-ha!'. The wiper sticks then started to vishously smack at the creature, only to their suprise started to croack out in pain.
"Oh Gawd, Varon, it's alive! Woops, maybe the setting for the wipers was a bit too high..."
"No No, actualy make it even more fierce of smacks. Maybe that'll make it get off..."
"I dunno, but okay..." ,Amelda, still freaking out a little, started to turn the wipers to a faster speed. The creature with spikey blue hair then desperately crawled away from the immense, endless beatings. Amelda's panicing gasps cooled with a final sigh as they lost sight of the strange being.
"Oh, quit being a pussy." ,Varon rolled over on one side.
"Well atleast I actually do my job!"
Passenger Part of the Plane...
"If you hate Kaiba so much why do you keep talking about him?"
"Hey Yami, if you haven't caught on yet my opinion of him isn't very good!"
"Hey... guys do you hear that?" ,Yugi amazingly enough heard something over Jonouchi's yapping tongue.
"Huh? No! Who cares! I hope it's Kaiba sitting ontop the plane like an idiot, pretending he's flying blue eyes like the dork he is!"
"Heh, kinky. You would like that wouldn't you?" ,Yami chuckled.
"SHUDDUP! If you wheren't all... ghosty and stuff right now I would knock you a new one!"
"Oh, so now you wanna knock me up?"
"Yes I do, you- wait... ARGH YOU BASTARD! WHY DON'T YOU GO BUTTDUEL YUGI LIKE THE LITTLE BITCH OF YOURS HE IS!"
"HEY ATLEAST I GET WHAT I LIKE INSTEAD OF FANTASIZEING AND LIVIN' IN DAMN DENIAL!"
"YEAH WELL ATLEAST I DON'T GET FETISHES FROM WEARING COLLARS!"
"LIAR! COLLARS ARE FOR MUTTS LIKE YOU!"
"OKAY NOW YOU SOUND LIKE THAT BASTARD KAIBA!"
"WHY'S THAT? IS IT MAKING YOU HOT?"
"-Um... good evening, would you like some peanuts?" ,Raphael the flight attendant asked nervously, hoping that his bisuness nudge didn't inturupt anything that was too important. He doesn't have to worry though, its pretty sure this isn't the most important conversation... unless... YUGI IS PREGNATE?
"What? I am?"
"... THAT PHAROH KNOCKED MY BABY UP, DIDN'T HE?"
"GRAMPA NO I LOVE HIM, DON'T BE HATEIN'!"
... Anyways...
"Yeah you would like Kaiba's peanuts, wouldn't you?"
"DAMNIT GO BACK TO YOUR TOMB, STUMPY! I mean, your pretty short for a pharoh! I wonder what else is short?"
"Hey don't even go there!"
"Maybe I will!"
"Well you would like that wouldn't you?"
"No! And maybe Yugi can tell me how unsatisfied he is every night!"
"Huh? What's that? Pardon me, did you say your jelous?" ,Yami sarcastically remarked, waxing his right ear with his pinky.
"Uh okay boys, please don't get me into this! And I still hear screaming..."
"SHUDDUP YUGI!"
"Okay... (gulp)"
Meanwhile, ontop the plane...
"AHHH! OH GAWD SOMEBODY HELP ME! THIS THING IS TRYING TO KILL ME!" ,Mako yalped in absolute terror as he hugged the plane's back, "Daddy... (sob)... hey wait! This isn't so bad! Actually this is kinda fun!" He finally coped with his fear after large amounts of relentless screaming. He started laughing happily at this new found freedom, throwing his arms in the air against the cool soaring wind.
"WEEE! IM THE LEGENDARY FISHERMAN!-"
(squish)
Meanwhile, Otogi's plane...
"Yes! Bullseye! Successful landing men!" ,Bakura chuckled with his hands on his hips.
"Did you hear something with the landing guys...?"
"Don't worry about it Malic, probably roadkill..." ,Bakura brushed it off.
"KILL? YAY I KILLED SOMETHING! MAHAHAHA!" ,Meric was very pleased that he got what he wanted.
The Kaiba Personal Jet...
"Hey look Nisama! Those birds are mateing!" ,Mokuba chittered, practically rubbing his face all over the window. He heard Kaiba groan and looked back to see an angry glare piercing right at him. Thus, by moving his freaking giant head, Kaiba was able to see what his little brother was actualy talking about.
"O.o! What the-?" ,Kaiba unbuckled and leaned over Mokuba to get a closer look.
"Whats the matter? Its the miracle of life!" ,Mokuba threw his hands up, decking Kaiba with an upperchuck.
"Ergh, Mokuba!"
"Woops, my bad! Are you okay Nisama?" ,Mokuba's childish nature was conatined for the time being, tucked under his concern. Kaiba rubbed his chin and grunted in disapproval. He had gotten use to Mokuba getting excited over trivial things. Lowering his face back down to Mokuba in order to recuperate his stature, he then again noticed the marvelous site outside.
"Um... yes... birds Mokuba... " ,Kaiba assured him, slowly shutting the curtain over the window, "Lets just... give them their privacy..."
"-'kay!" ,Mokuba hopped out of his chair and bounced on Kaiba's lap right when he hit the seat.
"Mokuba..." ,Kaiba stated his name blankly, and in seconds the child curled up, smerked with a relaxed sigh, and swept away to dreamland before big brother could defiently react.
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End of Chapter one! Woopie! Oh yeah, I know Mako flying back onto Yugi and Jonouchi's plane doesn't make sense since Otogi's jet was going to it, but hey think about who's piloting the plane Mako was on? Yeah, those three probably where flying it backwards and in angles I or you can't even describe. So there. Please review and come back for the next fun-filled chapter!