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Last Chapter Overview: Yami just sold the passed out Jonouchi to Kaiba for money. Wow, that's true friendship there, yup.

Chapter Three:

Hotel Loitering

"Well that went well." ,noted Otogi. Looking about he observed his company. Yami, Yugi, and Ryou. Lucky him... oh yes he almost forgot...

"Baby, honey, sweetie!" ,Bakura had a sympathetic look on his face, walking up to Ryou with open arms.

"You don't love me!" ,Ryou argued, and from there everyone ignored them and their soap-opera in the back of the group. Malic felt a tug on his shirt, only to look down at the bright eyes of Yugi Motou.

"Are you here on vacation as well?" , Yugi asked in high hopes to have some more friends join their relaxing stay.

"Yes I am, conveniently for this fic's plotline." ,Malic nodded with a smile.

"Oh barf, lets go do something fun!" ,Meric protested to the cheery atmosphere while picking his ear with his pinky.

"Right, first we should get our hotel rooms." ,Otogi stated.

"Nyeh heh... hotel rooms? You don't say." ,Meric elbowed Malic. Malic just looked up with his watery Uke eyes, accepting his fate.

"Right, and then we can enjoy a relaxing day on the beach, right Ibou?" ,Yami looked down at Yugi, pretending he was being totally innocent when he said that and wasn't planning anything like the other two Yami's were.

"What do you mean I'm not suppose to turn the flashlight on once its up your...!" ,Bakura then halted in sentence as now everyone was staring at him and Ryou in the back of the group, "...I mean lets go get our hotels rooms!"

"Right..." ,Otogi sighed and they all started to walk off to the hotel.

"What... the hell... is wrong with these people...?" Kaiba said in a high pitched, squeaky voice as he sat alone on his knees, watching the smoking airplane.

At the hotel's entrance counter...

"Hello, we would like four rooms please." ,Yugi peered over the edge of the desk as Yami compromised with the hotel clerks.

"Okay, that will be-" ,Almelda was interrupted by his co-worker.

"CoughGAYcough!" ,Varon started to pat his fist on his chest. Almelda just looked back with an evil glare as he collected the money from his customers. As the group walked away Almelda snapped at Varon.

"What was that?"

"What? A group of seven guys at a romantic hotel, three pairs want their own room? What do you expect?"

"Your going to get us fired!"

"Well sorry!" ,Varon waved his hands around.

After a moment of silence Varon mumbled, "Wanna do it?"

"Sure." , Almelda said and instantly they jumped at each other, tackling and groping under the desk. The people next in line to get their rooms were very frightened.

With Kaiba...

Rubbing his chin Kaiba looked down at his prey laying innocently on a velvet red couch. The room was lit with candles, illuminating a dim glow. Seto rubbed his hands together pleased with the feast.

"Nii-sama!" ,Mokuba called from over in the next room. Kaiba groaned and thought twice about going, but then Mokuba kept ringing a little bell summoning him. Kaiba walked in to the room, looking at his brother with casts all over his body, only with two peeping holes, a breathing hole, and his fuzzy hair sticking out from the top. Kaiba watched as Mokuba's tongue curled around again and again on a straw, trying to grasp it back in his mouth.

"I can't... ungh... drink my liquid steak dinner... ugh... " ,Mokuba whined. Kaiba took the straw and put it back in his mouth, rolled his eyes, and walked back to his play room.

"Now where were we?" ,Kaiba asked the unconscious Jonouchi. It was only then that Kaiba was being called over by Mokuba again, "What?"

"My butt itches."

"Oh c'mon! Don't even waste my time." ,Kaiba walked out Mokuba's room again, slamming the door.

"Nii-sama... Nii-sama!" ,Mokuba pathetically called, "... sob"

At the hotel...

"Oh! Oh! I want number 69!" ,Bakura cheered. Otogi was already holding the key and in the process of opening the door. He just shook his head, ignoring Bakura's stupidity as he readied to step inside.

"Fine. Have it. But I'm going to molest you in the night." ,Bakura mumbled.

"What? I didn't hear that." ,Otogi didn't quite catch what Bakura said. Bakura just whistled to himself, put a arm around Ryou's side and waltzed into his room.

In the meantime, Yami was struggling with the technological key to the hotel door. It was not a modern thing he had gotten to run into yet.

"Ah Yami stop your going to break that! Like this..." ,Yugi reached onto Yami's hands to show him.

"No! I want to figure it out!" ,Yami smacked Yugi's hand away and continued his fight with the door, "I'm the king of games, there's no puzzle I cannot tackle!"

Yugi recalled the last time he said that with the microwave(1) and knew he was going to be there for a while, "Well I'm going to go check out the scenery then."

(1)reference from The Kaiba Saga by my friend Spiderchick23, if your reading my fic then there's no excuse to miss that one, especially you Kaiba fans of course! Check it out, trust me its hilarious, and if you don't take my word, then it's 150 or so reviews should hint you in.

Hey sorry it's short I just wanted to get something up soon. Thank you for reading, and please if your a Fire Emblem fan check out my other fic, thanks! Thank you Goddess369 for your review, its what mainly pushed me to update this! The next chapter shall be better and there should be some beach time. And hopefully Jonouchi will wake up...