Dear Padmé,
There is so little to tell you, and probably so little to tell me. Nothing has really happened, except for the raid we did yesterday. Anakin used the same plan so the CIS saw us coming a meter away. We got our heads served to us, but ultimately we won the battle but Anakin got shot up pretty bad. He's fine now, of course, and so am I. While he was under, he said something about you. Quite disturbing really. I hope he didn't mean any of the things he said.
The cat I told you about in my last letter, he now follows me around everywhere. Anakin laughs and says the cat's gay, following me around, but I like it. I wish he had a name, but I have faith you will name him soon enough. He sleeps with me, and Anakin also says I'm gay with a cat. He's just jealous that my cat hates him, and I have someone to be with at night, and during the bombing raids over this island.
These days have been better, now that Anakin is back. But still, I miss you every minute. Every time I look back and see the cat, I think about you, waiting for his name, and you, how far away you are, from me. Also how far away the normal world is from me. You have no idea what it's like here, with no comm service off-planet, no HoloNet broadcast, nothing. Only these letters keep me in touch with the world off of this huge rock.
According to latest reports we hold almost all of this planet, but sadly we will not be coming home. Once this planet is taken we head off to another sieged one in the Outer Rim.
So, do you think I should bring the cat home with me when we are assigned to come back? He's cute, I think you would like him.
I had a dream of you last night. It was you just sleeping. I believed it for only a minute when I woke up, but I so wanted the real thing. I estimate another week or 2 until the Temple realizes that it's been 4 weeks, and we need to come home. Especially if we get a hard-hit planet. Anakin seems anxious whenever I say anything related to you or the Senate. I thought he had gotten over you. Apparently not. Well, I hope you get this letter, and enjoy it, even thought it's as boring as a nerf.
All yours forever more,
General Kenobi