Disclamer: i do not i repeat do not own Inuyasha! if i did Kagome would die, Sango and Miroku will finally say they like each other and Miroku would stop being a perv.
midgetfan1: sorry peoples!I had to go to school, annoying Inuyasha, holidays, annoying inuyasha, homework,and did I say that I had to annoy Inuyasha!
Inuyasha: yes! three times!
Inu starts to put fingers up trying to show me how to do my 123's
Inu: see! 1, 2, and 3!
when he does 3 he sticks up his middle finger. migetfan1 grabs his finger and pulls it back as far as it would go.
Midgetfan1: you better not mess with me!
Midgetfan1: hello peoples! and welcome tooooooo...INUYASHA...Fan maiiiilllllll!...Say your line Inu! and bring out the blinking sign!
inu rolls out on a cart a blinking sign that says inuyasha. theres a peice of paper that looks like it was badly glued to the sign and it says fan mail!
Inu:I cant say that stupid line! its insane!
midgetfan1: and thats why your saying it!...or else!
midgetfan1 takes out a flame thower.
midgetfan1: i traded it! you likie?
Inu: NOOOOO!OK! ILL DO IT!
midgetfan1: thats good!...SAY IT YOU NINCOMPOOP!...wow! im runing out of things to call inuyasha!
Inu: welcome to inuyasha fan mail...yippie (sarcastic! duh!) midgetfan1 tortures me and you torture me by sending fan mail...yay.(yet again, sarcastic.)
migetfan1: we got a lot of fan mail today, or should i say you?
inu: and let me guess, i need to respond.
Midgetfan1: correctomundo! now heres the first letter
dear inuyasha,
Dear Inuyasha,
CAN"T YOU SEE IT'S KIKYO WHO IS EVIL! KILL HER! ...takes pills cough cough Yea, Kikyo need to go to frikkin hell already!
from, Persony person
inu: ook...is this one of yor demented friends?
midgetfan1: let me see...yup! personyperson is a friend of mine whos name i will not say because then you would hunt her down and kill her just like the wife wanted to do in mr and mrs. Smith
Inu: 0-o...what? let me guess, i need to reply or i get the flamethower in my direction.
midgetfan1:yup! right again! .
dear creepy person whos name midgetfan1 will not mention,
ok idiot! number one, she's already dead! i cant kill her if she's dead! get it though your thick head! number two, yes! she does need to go to hell! dont point out the obvious! and number three, TAKE MORE PILLS! YOU NEED IT YOU MANIAC!
burn in hell with Kikyo and the two people i sentenced to hell in the last chapter,
Inuyasha
midgetfan1: well now that you sent that letter she can find YOU, and hunt YOU down...HA HA!
inu: oh shit.
personyperson comes into the room and starts to kick inu in the balls
personyperson: you burn in hell! ass hole!
personyperson rips off a part of inu's kimono and runs
personyperson: one word! EBAY!
inu:thats the second person that tried to take my kimono! (Inuyasha 2! it roxs my soxs! XD...or was it 3?)
midgetfan1:oooook! next letter!
Dear InuYasha,
I love Sesshomaru. I think that you should burn in hell with Kagome and Kikyo. b Bleeh! You suck!
Burn in hell with Kagome and Kikyo,
KAGOME AND KIKYO HATER.
Inu: whats the name on the letter?
midgetfan1:Inu Yasha Freak25, and no! you cant kill this person ether. you mess this fan fic up, i mess you up. got it?
Inu: wisper burn in hell
midgetfan1: what was that?
Inu: um... im going to respond! thats what i said!
midgetfan1: thats what i thought.
dear person who loves my fluffy, girly brother,
i can kick your ass in a new york minute!...what ever that is. you username is Inu Yasha Freak25, not Sesshomaru Freak25. and you suck! in fact you suck -migetfan1 wispers in his ear to keep it rated T- ...lollipops? who came up with that? Sanji?(from one piece! sp? i think i spelled it wrong) well since you didnt write much i cant say much more, except for that your probaly failing in math...-inuyasha screams for kagome and askes what subject essays are in-...i mean language arts! the second one!...DIE!
get some skills in writing,
inuyasha
midgetfan1:wow...that was long...lollipops is in you vocabulary? what am i thinking, vocabulary isnt in his vocabulary!
inu: shut your yap! i know perfectly well wha-
midgetfan1 take out the flame thower
inu: i hate you
midgetfan1: and thats what i wanted to hear! now, NEXT LETTER! NOW!
Inu:AHHH! Ok! ill do it!
Yo Inu,
You are KICKING ASS!I watch your show every friday and sometimes the weekdays..Dude Why dont you just KILL koga already?HE's such a persistant idoit sometimes..Really gets on my Nerves..Dont you agree with me that its sometimes annoying when kagome screams INUYASHA?Well i bet ya agree.
Signed A loyal Fan
Ryu Kaze no the ankoku-no-tsuki ryu kurohi
inu: THANK YOU! SOMEONE THAT MAKES SENCE! AN ANGEL HAS SHINED!
midgetfan1: man, i didnt know you were so religous.
dear smart person who is the only non fangirl,
thankyou! thankyou! thankyou! someone that understands me! yes! koga is a bastard, kagome is annoying and you watch my show every fri- WHAT! NOOOOO! ANOTHER FANGIRL!(sorry if your a guy. inu: im not sorry! its another person who watches me take a dump!)-inu starts crying- WHY! why-i-i!Damn! stupid onions! -inu tosses a bowl of onions that were under him-
the only sane person left,
inuyasha
Inu: stupid onions! who put that bowl there?
midgetfan1: that would be...me!
inu: thats it1 im tired of lisening to you!
inu pulls out his tetsaiga (yet again i think i spelled it wrong. sp?)
migetfan1: well if you tired then i think you should... SIT!
inu falls to the ground and notices that he has a white necklace along with hism old one
inu: not another one!
midgetfan1: oh yes! and by the way you have plenty more letters to go!
Inu: DAMN IT! NEXT LETTER!
Dear InuYasha:
YOU'RE MINE! MINE! MINE! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
not kagome's.
Signed, Your's truely,
Mrs. InuYasha
Inu: WHAT THE! ive only gone to las vegas once with kagome! and she only let me drink my appley juicy!
midgetfan1:ohhh! you had appley juicy!
inu:umm... time to respond! you know, right about... NOW!
dear so called"Mrs. InuYasha",
who the hell are you? Inuyasha is not my last name!My last name is-a truck passes by the room we are in and honks a very loud horn so you cant hear inu's last name P ha ha!-!and im no drunk! and im not a perv! and your not Mrs. InuYasha! the letter says...Mini Chessecake! What kinda name is that!
your insane and have a weird name,
inuyasha
inu: my gosh! how many creepy fangirls are in the world!
midgetfan1: this next letter will answer that question!
Dear Inuyasha,
You are so hot...Can you have se-
Inu: OMFG! WHAT PART OF RATED T DO YOU NOT COMPREHEND!
dear playboy player of the month,
this is a letter you should remember, T. you seem to be mixing up the letter T with the letter M. this fanfic is rated T because of cursing which makes me happy so i can say whatever the hell i want to. if this was rated K+ insted of T, my head would explode everytime i curse. i think you like seeing my head explode! so remember, power to the T! and ill be spending my life responding to sickos like you while you sit back, relax and look at your fat ass in a playboy magazine
go talk to miroku and not me, inuyasha
midgetfan1: dang. you sounded like a good influence for a sec! you suck...lollipops.
inu: what was the name of thet idiot anyways?
midgetfan1: BadKitty85, oh wait your not gonna-
inu: i already have! i sent a bomb in the mail!
midgetfan1: did you remember the stamp?
inu slaps his forehead
Dear InuYasha-sama,
Are you bored with your job? How would you like to come work with me? The job would get you a lot of money and you can take off when ever you want. If you want to find out more then reply.
Sincerly,
Atoyo-sama
P.S. Don't be mean in your reply, because no matter how strong you get, I'll be 10 times stonger. I can kill you and I know your weakness. Chao.
inu:well this is stupid. more junk
dear person who is offering me a job that i dont know about,
i need to ask some questions before i sign anything. 1) are you naraku?(sp? yes i suck at spelling old japanise names) 2) do you bathe? 3) what the hell am i going to use money for in my time? and 4) what is this thing you call a "chao"? does it taste like ramen?(noodles is the idiots way to say it) and no one can be stronger than me! i dont have a job and i dont plan on getting one!
im not sincere,
inuyasha
inu: so are we done?
midgetfan1: we have 3 left!
inu:yay!
midgetfan1: until people bring us more!
inu:NOOOO! next letter!
Dear Inuyasha,
Is there fuzz on your ears? (This is for a dare.) Did you have a bad childhood? (I'm being paid to ask that.)
sincerely,
iluvthecatsohma52
inu:im not even going to respond to that.
midgetfan1:SITSITSITSITSITSITSIT!
inu is being rammed into the ground
inu:fine! ill do it!
dear idiot that does random things to get paid,
let me make this short for your tiny brain to understand. dares suck, AND I DID NOT HAVE A BAD CHILDHOOD!
send me whatever you were paid,
inuyasha
inu: so little left to do i can almost taste my freedom!
inu sticks out his tongue
inu: you know, freedom taste like chicken!
midgetfan1: Gross! theres a bug on your tongue!oh well! ill read the next letter!
Dear Inuyasha,
Kikyo NEEDS to burn in hell.Because she's really a guy.And I love Sesshomaru.He's Sexy.I DEMAND YOU TO WHACK SESSHMARU WITH A SHOVEL AND BRING HIM TO ME!the dudes in the white coats come and take me away
Signed,
Lynn the Sesshomaru luver.
inu:whth! shte lises seshomarou!
inu wipes the bug off his tongue
midgetfan1:HA! now say you wasskly wabbit!
inu:shut up! im responding!
dear other creepy person that likes my girly, fluffy brother,
ill give you a few reasons why you shoud hate sesshomaru. that fluff on his shloder is armpit hair that he was learning snot for you with.(bo-bo-bo! lol! i crack myself up) hes girly with his long flowing hair and moon on his forehead. and 3, YOU LIKE ME! THE COOL GUY OF THE THING THATS IN THE GLOWING BOX! ME! INUYASHA!
Im getting tired of this letter so im ending it now,
inuyasha
inu:yay! only one letter left!
inu starts skipping around the room like a prancing pixie pony (time to make the 0-o face)
midgetfan1: that is, until tomorrow!
inu: NOOOO! DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
midgetfan1: maybe i should read the last letter.
Dear InuYasha,
My friends and I made some nicknames for you guys. Tell me what you think.
You: InuBaka
Sesshomaru: Fluffomaru
Koga: Wolfie Dude
Miroku: Hentai-Hoshi
Naraku: Spider Monkey From Hell
See ya
Rika
P.S. I'm gona make Sesshomaru do this too.
inu: last response! yay!
midgetfan1:untill tomorrow!
inu:damn you!
dear people who give bad nicknames,
IM NOT A BAKA! and whats a "dude"? is it something mean? if yes your smarter than i thought, and if no, ill hunt you down like the dog you are! or the cat or something.the other three aregood nicknames though. and please! torture seshomaru too!
leave me be so i can party,
inuyasha
midgetfan1:
P.S. (if you really are, plz add my name and if you want to be nice, a link to my fan fic but you dont need to if you dont want to! Thank You!)
inu: yes! yay! woopie!
inu throws confetii (im a bad speller! im guessing most of these!)
midgetfan1: i have a song to sing
tomorrow! tomorrow!
the mail comes tomorrow!
its only a day away!
to-
inu: THATS IT! I HEARD YOU THE FIRST TIME! now good night!
midgetfan1: sorry for the delay! like i said! i had stuff! but i spent i entire night with coffeetwich so i can finish this twich send fanmail because im fresh out! and i wanna go night-night! well see my sister's story! she's acutekitty1 and her story is horgwarts, school for anime characters? the story bashes me but its funny! she has other funny storys and im going to fall asleep on my keybored so night-night!